Be warned angry young army morons post your shit somewhere else or it will be deleted...dont waste your time just enjoy the sketch its a classic. Real military types dont write the shite that comes out on here..only military rejects do..the wanna be's..and coulda beens..blah blah blah..give peace a chance..:)
lol im havin so much fun deleting all the retard comments ITS A FUCKING COMEDY SKETCH>>U WANKERS..to those who wander there has been a lot of abusive comments from army morons about who has the bigger dick..turns out they are the dicks for wasting their time typing angry ass shit about nothing at all...
I was amused to read the exchange between the American Mercenaryslick and the Brit Jacksawild. Both their defence forces are being screwed by the primitive Afghan Taliban and they talk about how the world is being dominated by them!!!
You should see how your soldiers are shitting right in their pants in Afghanistan! Obviously you havnt gone outside the shithole of your house to see how many of our poor shit in holes, you constipated oil slick!!!
@vivekbopiah Um, India can't even send troops outside of its borders. You wouldn't last 1 week in Afghanistan even if you could.
And seriously... India? Dude your country is poor as shit. I don't have anything against Indians, especially the ones that, you know, move to the US because India is a shithole. But India has a huge population and vast natural resources, and receives massive amounts of investment from countries like the US, yet the majority of your population lives in the stone age.
The Brits lost three wars in Afghanistan. Americans failed in North Korea, Viet Nam, Cuba and elsewhere miserably. Lost 7 soldiers in Somalia and asked India to take over.
We never invaded any country ever. During both World Wars 2.5 mn of our soldiers fought to preserve democracy and fight fascism. Ironically we send our troops to keep peace in the troubled parts of the world where you stir it all up.
Read history of the world instead of swaggering around self importantly in a mercenary way.
@vivekbopiah India wouldn't have lasted 2 days in Korea or Vietnam. But lets get into that, the US doesn't lose in Korea. South Korea still exists, proving you wrong. Vietnam was not a military defeat, the US destroyed the North Vietnamese military which is why there was a treaty at the end, they invaded the South 2 years after the US was already gone. We killed 20 enemies for every 1 American killed.
The US has never lost a war militarily in our history.
@MercenarySlick You do not know history. When US joined the K war you were made to retreat. The UN forces were called in where after the situation stabilised at the 38th parallel.
Your country 4 times size of India could not subdue North Vietnam in 12 years of war. It is smaller than New Mexico. Max desertions, 50,000 dead, 120,00 injured, 60,000 draft dodgers. Cuba was even worse - no go.
Compare - India conquered Bangla Desh 10 times size of N. Viet Nam in 15 days with 90000 POWs. Wake up!
@vivekbopiah Um, YOU do not know history. The UN forces were composed 99% of US troops. The US did all the fighting. It was the US that liberated South Korea, with basically no help from anyone else.
The US is not 4 times the size of India you idiot. Bangladesh is half the size of Vietnam and had NO MILITARY. Vietnam had 8 million troops and the latest Soviet weapons. You're comparing two completely different wars. The US invasion of Grenada which took 16 hours, is a better comparison.
@MercenarySlick Illiterate guy that you are. please learn to use Google to read that Bangladesh is twice the size of Viet Nam as a whole and huge compared to N Viet Nam. You had 400,00 troops excl South VM and other countries Versus 1 mn North Viets. Grenada is 340 sq kms in area as against Viet Nam's 60000.sqmiles while BanglaDesh is bigger at 144.000 sqmiles. Did you finish school?
@vivekbopiah You are so stupid. You're also a liar.
Bangladesh: 56,977 sq mi
Vietnam: 128,527 sq mi
Vietnam is over twice the size as Bangladesh. Vietnam also had a WAY, WAY, WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY more powerful military than Bangladesh. The North Vietnamese Army and Viet Cong together had 8 million men under arms at the peak of the war. And they had the latest Soviet weapons and training. You fought Bangladesh when they only had 20,000 troops, and you think you achieved something huge? MORON.
@MercenarySlick You forget we liberated Bangla Desh in 15 days while you could not liberate Viet Nam, 10 times smaller in many many years of fighting.
Have you ever been to India to comment about being in the stone age. We had a far superior civilisation thousands of years ago while your ancestors were still in the stone age. Read history dude instead of being an illiterate moron. No wonder you need technically qualified Indians to help you out in your country.
Bangladesh is not 10 times larger than Vietnam you fucking moron, it's half its size. The US fought a 5 million man army that was supplied by the Soviet Union. India would not have even been able to send its troops to Vietnam, let alone do what the US did, which NO OTHER COUNTRY COULD HAVE DONE, which is successfully defend South Vietnam for nearly 10 years, all while being required by a treaty to only use 5% of our actual military power.
@MercenarySlick Your Prez is in India begging us to import more from US to enable more jobs so you wont be unemployed. We have the second fastest growing economy in the world. In a few decades your population will have more people shitting in holes than we have today. We love America for its democracy and not guys like you who represent The Ugly American - a misinformed Rambo
@vivekbopiah The US is not begging for anything. India is being told to remove its trade restrictions. We've been helping you for 30 years now, letting you subsidize your exports and putting tariffs on what you import from the US. Your growth is due to our investment. You're a shithole country that would remain a shithole if America didn't hire your people because your labor is cheap.
It's funny you think you can condescend to us when your economy is so dependent on us.
I don't see what's the animosity about, all white americans came from the UK once upon a time, and effectively they are some part brit/irish/scottish........
We dont need planes to deal with scottish nationalists, haggis on a stick dangled over at SNP conference should lure them into a pub with a load of drunk shropshire blokes....and the rest is history......well it will be
English Tradition? Army? Whaaa? Royal Navy goes back further than British Army for a start!
'Naval War' is not literally ships firing cannons at each other.
For example, some conflicts require all command and control to be done at sea, because surrounding countries of the war zone won't allow UK forces in, hence Navy ships being used as bases in nearby International waters.
I think what youve written is there is massively uneducated, and that's saying something cos I know fuck all!
Since we Yanks have restricted your use of the Joint Strike Fighter to the UK, how bout we come over and let's have a go. We'll set a war date, 2018 sound good? We can watch each others planes burning holes into the decks of our carriers as the jet drafts blow our sailors into the drink. It'll be a jolly good time.
I like the last line he said, "This is Britain"...?...
British messes around the world for so long and became addicted and as there's not much left to mess around like before as they started to screwing in their own country now just in order to maintain being British, :P
Hahahaha, Good one! :D, I enjoy this video. Thnx for posting.
TAXATION!
HelmutVillam 3 weeks ago
I love these guys. They're even funnier after a couple of pints!
kwakman99 3 months ago
It's now thought HMS QE won't come into service until 2020 at the earliest, and the other carrier even later.
euclid901 7 months ago
Im sure that the "first sea lord" sat wetting himself, classic!
TheCharlie359 8 months ago
this is one of the reasons why i love UK, British people are so hilarious and they have sense of humour <3
1234567loading 1 year ago
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@MercenarySlick ok, more than 3 million people died in the war for liberation in Bangladesh, so, i think 20, 000 is way off the mark!
devilonearth666 1 year ago
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@MercenarySlick ok, more than 3 million people died in the war for liberation in Bangladesh, so, i think 20, 000 is way off the mark!
devilonearth666 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick ok, more than 3 million people died in the ar for liberation in Bangladesh, so, i think 20, 000 is way off the mark!
devilonearth666 1 year ago
army is a one big circus ;)
Darusdei 1 year ago
I haven't laughed this hard in ages!!! (I'm at law school ;) )
Bloody Brilliant =D
akhilbhardwaj92 1 year ago
@ Mercenary Slick - You must be the only person in the world who thinks the US didn't get dicked in Vietnam.
Typical redneck spetic tank.
You fought Korea all on your own - bullshit!
Next you'll be telling us that the US won the second world war?
And WW1
and don't get me started on Somalia... Hot tailed it out of that one I recall...
beaujeste1 1 year ago
@beaujeste1 Thank you for trying to educate this illiterate ugly american. LOL
vivekbopiah 1 year ago
Be warned angry young army morons post your shit somewhere else or it will be deleted...dont waste your time just enjoy the sketch its a classic. Real military types dont write the shite that comes out on here..only military rejects do..the wanna be's..and coulda beens..blah blah blah..give peace a chance..:)
SUNIVAG 1 year ago
lol im havin so much fun deleting all the retard comments ITS A FUCKING COMEDY SKETCH>>U WANKERS..to those who wander there has been a lot of abusive comments from army morons about who has the bigger dick..turns out they are the dicks for wasting their time typing angry ass shit about nothing at all...
SUNIVAG 1 year ago
@SUNIVAG - Please dont delete retard comments they are funnier than the BBF sketch.
niteengupte 1 year ago
@SUNIVAG Please dont delete the retard comments they are as funny as the BBF sketch.
niteengupte 1 year ago
I was amused to read the exchange between the American Mercenaryslick and the Brit Jacksawild. Both their defence forces are being screwed by the primitive Afghan Taliban and they talk about how the world is being dominated by them!!!
Vivek Bopiah
vivekbopiah 1 year ago
@vivekbopiah And... 90% of your population shits in a hole in the ground.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
You should see how your soldiers are shitting right in their pants in Afghanistan! Obviously you havnt gone outside the shithole of your house to see how many of our poor shit in holes, you constipated oil slick!!!
vivekbopiah 1 year ago
@vivekbopiah Um, India can't even send troops outside of its borders. You wouldn't last 1 week in Afghanistan even if you could.
And seriously... India? Dude your country is poor as shit. I don't have anything against Indians, especially the ones that, you know, move to the US because India is a shithole. But India has a huge population and vast natural resources, and receives massive amounts of investment from countries like the US, yet the majority of your population lives in the stone age.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
The Brits lost three wars in Afghanistan. Americans failed in North Korea, Viet Nam, Cuba and elsewhere miserably. Lost 7 soldiers in Somalia and asked India to take over.
We never invaded any country ever. During both World Wars 2.5 mn of our soldiers fought to preserve democracy and fight fascism. Ironically we send our troops to keep peace in the troubled parts of the world where you stir it all up.
Read history of the world instead of swaggering around self importantly in a mercenary way.
vivekbopiah 1 year ago
@vivekbopiah India wouldn't have lasted 2 days in Korea or Vietnam. But lets get into that, the US doesn't lose in Korea. South Korea still exists, proving you wrong. Vietnam was not a military defeat, the US destroyed the North Vietnamese military which is why there was a treaty at the end, they invaded the South 2 years after the US was already gone. We killed 20 enemies for every 1 American killed.
The US has never lost a war militarily in our history.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick You do not know history. When US joined the K war you were made to retreat. The UN forces were called in where after the situation stabilised at the 38th parallel.
Your country 4 times size of India could not subdue North Vietnam in 12 years of war. It is smaller than New Mexico. Max desertions, 50,000 dead, 120,00 injured, 60,000 draft dodgers. Cuba was even worse - no go.
Compare - India conquered Bangla Desh 10 times size of N. Viet Nam in 15 days with 90000 POWs. Wake up!
vivekbopiah 1 year ago
@vivekbopiah Um, YOU do not know history. The UN forces were composed 99% of US troops. The US did all the fighting. It was the US that liberated South Korea, with basically no help from anyone else.
The US is not 4 times the size of India you idiot. Bangladesh is half the size of Vietnam and had NO MILITARY. Vietnam had 8 million troops and the latest Soviet weapons. You're comparing two completely different wars. The US invasion of Grenada which took 16 hours, is a better comparison.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick Illiterate guy that you are. please learn to use Google to read that Bangladesh is twice the size of Viet Nam as a whole and huge compared to N Viet Nam. You had 400,00 troops excl South VM and other countries Versus 1 mn North Viets. Grenada is 340 sq kms in area as against Viet Nam's 60000.sqmiles while BanglaDesh is bigger at 144.000 sqmiles. Did you finish school?
vivekbopiah 1 year ago
@vivekbopiah You are so stupid. You're also a liar.
Bangladesh: 56,977 sq mi
Vietnam: 128,527 sq mi
Vietnam is over twice the size as Bangladesh. Vietnam also had a WAY, WAY, WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY more powerful military than Bangladesh. The North Vietnamese Army and Viet Cong together had 8 million men under arms at the peak of the war. And they had the latest Soviet weapons and training. You fought Bangladesh when they only had 20,000 troops, and you think you achieved something huge? MORON.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@vivekbopiah LOL I just owned the living fuck out of you.
Stupid Indian. Go eat your curry and continue to smell like shit your whole life, that way you'll outwardly project what's inside of you... shit.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick You forget we liberated Bangla Desh in 15 days while you could not liberate Viet Nam, 10 times smaller in many many years of fighting.
Have you ever been to India to comment about being in the stone age. We had a far superior civilisation thousands of years ago while your ancestors were still in the stone age. Read history dude instead of being an illiterate moron. No wonder you need technically qualified Indians to help you out in your country.
vivekbopiah 1 year ago
@vivekbopiah LOL you idiot.
Bangladesh is not 10 times larger than Vietnam you fucking moron, it's half its size. The US fought a 5 million man army that was supplied by the Soviet Union. India would not have even been able to send its troops to Vietnam, let alone do what the US did, which NO OTHER COUNTRY COULD HAVE DONE, which is successfully defend South Vietnam for nearly 10 years, all while being required by a treaty to only use 5% of our actual military power.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
@MercenarySlick Your Prez is in India begging us to import more from US to enable more jobs so you wont be unemployed. We have the second fastest growing economy in the world. In a few decades your population will have more people shitting in holes than we have today. We love America for its democracy and not guys like you who represent The Ugly American - a misinformed Rambo
vivekbopiah 1 year ago
@vivekbopiah The US is not begging for anything. India is being told to remove its trade restrictions. We've been helping you for 30 years now, letting you subsidize your exports and putting tariffs on what you import from the US. Your growth is due to our investment. You're a shithole country that would remain a shithole if America didn't hire your people because your labor is cheap.
It's funny you think you can condescend to us when your economy is so dependent on us.
MercenarySlick 1 year ago
I don't see what's the animosity about, all white americans came from the UK once upon a time, and effectively they are some part brit/irish/scottish........
hah hah hah
SuperDeepakrao 1 year ago
i dont get it...
anamu7tram 1 year ago
3:25 is genius. LMAO
veyblu7 1 year ago
We dont need planes to deal with scottish nationalists, haggis on a stick dangled over at SNP conference should lure them into a pub with a load of drunk shropshire blokes....and the rest is history......well it will be
Shropshireladdie 1 year ago
I actually think you can learn more about modern politics watching this show than Newsnight.
eralclladnek 1 year ago 4
...and the flight deck has room for 49 tennis courts..... all said with a straight face.....
Absolute quality!
XH558B2 2 years ago
How does Fortune keep it going with a straight face?
all6inthelast 2 years ago 6
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SexxyyAmber88 2 years ago
English Tradition? Army? Whaaa? Royal Navy goes back further than British Army for a start!
'Naval War' is not literally ships firing cannons at each other.
For example, some conflicts require all command and control to be done at sea, because surrounding countries of the war zone won't allow UK forces in, hence Navy ships being used as bases in nearby International waters.
I think what youve written is there is massively uneducated, and that's saying something cos I know fuck all!
hateclub 2 years ago 5
I nearly died at the Scottish Nationalists line!
PurushaDesa 2 years ago 14
we better look out eh
I really love wtching these guys at work, really funny
dougstiro 2 years ago 3
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isabngeryer 2 years ago
why the hell did we buy these things?!
LordPorygonZ 2 years ago 3
The sad fact is this is how this country now is under labour. You have to laugh but I saw Prescott in that sketch,
disident2008 2 years ago
So funny.
I still don't see why europeans would buy American aircraft if we could buy german. Everyone knows that they make the best warmachines.
rutger5000 2 years ago 6
this is surprisingly accurate portrayal of flag ranking officers.
ir5ac 3 years ago 3
I love this, are there any ones similar to this besides the British Army one.
TheLeardMan 3 years ago
"But we'll be retired, and it will be someone else's problem..." Loved this vid.
dieselinveins 3 years ago
Well, what are they for? I just thought I'd comment because I noticed the new audio priview button, and I'm dying to try it out :)
Nullghost 3 years ago
lol this is genius.
lennyneroau 3 years ago 3
Buying from the Americans is a bit of a give-away...
myrmecophaga2 3 years ago 4
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
result321 3 years ago
Since we Yanks have restricted your use of the Joint Strike Fighter to the UK, how bout we come over and let's have a go. We'll set a war date, 2018 sound good? We can watch each others planes burning holes into the decks of our carriers as the jet drafts blow our sailors into the drink. It'll be a jolly good time.
KOMARCal 4 years ago 3
Very funny and very true.
Pigs fly in a frosty hell before any government starts spending tax money wisely.
rongvk 4 years ago 17
Fantastic
gazzalovesbeer 4 years ago
Very Funny, but spot on.
jonob66 4 years ago
Worringly close to the truth!
it is the truth...for christ sake!
3x3cut3d 4 years ago 2
I like the last line he said, "This is Britain"...?...
British messes around the world for so long and became addicted and as there's not much left to mess around like before as they started to screwing in their own country now just in order to maintain being British, :P
Hahahaha, Good one! :D, I enjoy this video. Thnx for posting.
whymeok27 4 years ago
WOW !!!!
sertons1 4 years ago
Worringly close to the truth!
Matt6419 4 years ago 4
very good - but perhaps a little bit too close to the truth!
Largebona 4 years ago 3
love this - very clever , very funny !
bassjeffd 4 years ago
oh my god...Thats funny as anything. =^-^=
werebunny131 4 years ago
A prime example of droll British humor. Very amusing ...
WESCLEM 4 years ago 3
Did "she" say Lame?
lizard52156 4 years ago
Brilliant!!!
BobbyMarks1958 4 years ago
Usually Admirals and Generals are funny.! Thanks for posting.
yuanyuanyin 4 years ago
This reminds me of Australia's Clarke and Dawe series.
EarlMcCrackin 4 years ago 2
fabulous
subwayachim 4 years ago
I say, jolly good show!
Druidmeister 4 years ago
This is a very well produced piece of comedy. Excellent.
Davedude111 4 years ago
It is very HEAVY is'nt it!!
SUNIVAG 4 years ago
@SUNIVAG best comedy
afaf233 6 months ago
Excellent comedy pause from 1:17 to 1:22. Hallmark of greatness.
lamancha2 4 years ago