Off The Shelf (Let's Play): God of War [PS2][HD] - Part 4: To the Gates of Athens

[howlingarmadillo]

Hmm... preeetty tasteless, imo.

[Justaguy2234]

boobies

[Theunwanted4life]

Its hard to believe I thought the gameplay had good graphics now the cutscene is like all video games graphics

[Jaegerjaquez23]

Youtube is pretty strict on nudity but somehow, they bypassed the minigame. i witnessed a closing of an LPers channel because he showed nudity in a game. i wanna post a playthrough of God of War 3 in the future, but Im worried they will do something about the aphrodite scene

plus thats a cyclops rug, not just a head lol

[MaxGvel]

Hmmm..... You would think Kratos could just stab everything in there eyes First off :I

But no he just takes his Cherry ass time

[TheInsaneWombat]

5:00

That sounds pretty hilarious when you think about it. "He has lots of sex, but he's still broody."

[leejustin96]

4:18, was he already cutted in half? O.O

[Simon0]

i like gorgon eyes with chips. its a nice dish.

[1127jd]

Kratos is a dick

[playstationGODofWAR3]

kratos just sparked a long runnin pun thats in god of war 2 and 3 with him killing that captian

[jelljor123]

It's not real tits that's y it van be on YouTube

[MastaFrost]

thats the best mini game i've ever seen XD

[Blackopsisawesome100]

Where did he put the girls when you jump up on the bed for th minigame

[TerraRoyal]

video got flagged god thats not cool

[williamsonproduction]

How do you clear the most annoying "THE MOVING BARRICADES PUZZLE" puzzle?

[theweirdudetony]

woot 20000th viewer!

[bigcel1991]

funny thing is that a woman came up with that minigame. at least that's what i read.

[kiko9537]

How'd you get the titties on YouTube???

[xllki11anaresllx]

@kiko9537 he was able to get boobs on youtube cause he posted the video before they started flaging I watched when I didn't have an accont yet.

[BattleonOmega]

skorch: That's a shitty way to go.

Me: Yeah, going up and down a pole.

[playstationGODofWAR3]

holy shit  titties

[painwillovercomeu]

tits :)

[zarteen]

Is the narrator the same lady you played the blind woman on Fable 2? They sound relatively alike.

[gamerdude222]

i like the minigame! i want to be kratos now...

[venomchris]

love that tit part

[keshaz12]

WTH give me one reason for kratos to kill the captain -_-

[Vatteck]

@keshaz12

Hes Kratos.

[TheAsh721]

bya big guy LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[AlmightyCracker119]

this game is kickass

[FlamingHotKittens]

The Captain is in Hade's in God Of War Chains Of Olympus!

[KiraTsukasa]

Best. Minigame. Ever.

[Steveman27]

@razze159 i could care less about that minigame since the foreplay and sex in there isn't real and doesn't sexually benefit me at all. as for immediate, casual foreplay and sex between men and women, i think there should be more of it, not less of it. what i hated about this video what was fucked up and wrong it was with how kratos practically killed that captain. why did he do it? what was the reason for it? unless the captain was a bad guy who deserved it, kratos was a bastard...

[RoughThief]

@razze159 Oh shut the HELL up, kid, and go play pokemon or something. I know it's a needless and stupid thing they put in this game but your bitching doesn't make it any better. This game has an 18+ tag for a reason, the reason being that little bastards like you shouldn't be playing/watching it and annoying the adults with your idiotic remarks. Kids these days really need to learn when to keep their stupid faces shut. a good whack on the head would do the trick but it's not allowed nowadays

[ertyuiopsnake]

@RoughThief all correct

[wwrrtttt]

@RoughThief U r Rite man Scumbags dont even know wat is real excitement

[3rsliz]

@RoughThief im about to turn 13 yet i love these games and the red orbs the sex scenes brig muahaahaa

[RoughThief]

@3rsliz Congratulations, you're a gamer - one of us. Welcome to a life full of misery and loneliness. This is a one-way ticket so you're pretty much fucked.

[razze159]

@RoughThief Sorry bro, i was ten years old and had yet to hit puperty when i typed that comment, i made myself look stupid and i admit. But to be honest i cant even remember when i typed this until i got a message because of a reply to it :P

[RoughThief]

@razze159 Eh, we all were dumb and annoying when we were younger. You just needed a good kick in the ass to straighten you up. Seems like it worked.

[AlmightyCracker119]

@razze159 shut the fuck up

[razze159]

@AlmightyCracker119 stfu self i like typin long comments! and i whas suprised n00b

[starkiller387]

kratos is so cruel

[VoiceOfReason7]

Anyone who flags this video will be cut in half with a fucking rose!! O_o

[liquidork]

oh... that is why this video is flagged...

[mattiathekaiju]

1:45 mmmh i think kratos is not a real hero but pretty asshole.

[ShiftBlade]

I'm surprised nobody has flagged this for extreme booby action yet. People are usually asses like that.

[iWearCapeIRL]

So cruel. So awesome.

[JellyChilliMustard]

*shows bewbs in cutscene*

Skorch82: Hey Hey...

*shows bewbs after cutscene*

Skorch82: Hey Hey...

[ThePowers91]

Very kool :)

[500Wolfman]

no mortal can kill an immortal. dumb game

[MaggotF0rLife]

3:37 censored xD

[LeoTheWiseOne]

I love how this is the one video that's "not suitable for minors" because of bewbies. I believe the entire game is rated M for a reason.

[TH3SH4]

bewbs

[Lukesparow221]

i did that minigame 3 times and kept getting orbs! =)

[yondaime9113]

your "cyclopes" head has 2 eyes

[Lukesparow221]

no it doesnt. it just has one. look closely m8

[yondaime9113]

umm if i remember correctly no greek legend had a nice sunny happy end why should he trust his employers :P

[yoshimitstu1]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! "hey hey! minigame time"

[CazTheZeldaKing]

Dude it said on the top of the video this vid isn't suitable for minors...<.<..Sheesh..Kids can't read anymore?

[levelmaster2]

Dude, I'm 21. I can read. I'm just giving my thought on this game ok?

[mthatguy1111]

@levelmaster2 and yet yet you watched till ep 4, fucking bitching asswipe

[psycho642]

I don't know...Sorry..I tend to put myself in other peoples places

[psycho642]

Rofl....That's just taking it too deep XD

[hitdoctor24]

tits on youtube...hmmmm

[psycho642]

It's all good

[msceilie47]

i kinda feel bad 4 the hydra

[psycho642]

I feel bad for the guy that fell down the hydra throat....Sometimes Kratos can be a real asshole

[SirZidane]

sometimes? you mean like 6 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes a week?

[psycho642]

pretty much

[Steveman27]

@psycho642 these modern movies and video games piss me off because of how anti-hero and evil they are and how they're too incompetent to save the lives of others. guys like batman and solid snake might have been moronic assholes at times, but at least they weren't evil, anti-heros like kratos. kratos pratically killed that guy. why did he do it? was the captain a bad guy? and if so, where's the proof in the game? i hate kratos. too bad you have to play as him in all 3 god of war games.

[psycho642]

@Steveman27 Kratos is a great hero in terms of power and action but he has become an asshole.His thirst for battle and the loss of his wife and child have made him really hostile and lost probably almost all of his compassion or humanity...The ending in God of war 3 does give me some hope for him though

[Steveman27]

@psycho642 i have never played the god of war games. i've only watched some youtube videos of it so i don't know the whole story. i'm just going by what i've seen in these videos. i also watched vids of him battling bosses and gow 2 and 3 and he looks like he's a bad person in those as well. he's not a hero at all in any sense of the word, period. oh, and him even killing likeable characters such as hercules and perseus, i wonder if the game developers hated all of greek mythology.

[psycho642]

@Steveman27 Well sorry but...He was made into a bad person...and in the God of war universe..the gods are evil bastards and really deserve to die or at least suffer like Kratos did.If you didn't play them or at least seen all of the game\story on youtube then you can't judge him..And in the end..He's just a fictional character for gamers to let off some steam with and immerse themselves in a different world.

[zeldamaster52]

anybody notice the more u upgrade the blades the sharper they become

[parslow195]

no i did not

[parslow195]

Holy nipple

[beastman996]

you would think someone so frekin beast wouldnt be wearing flip flops

[mtnetsurfer]

@beastman996 it's ancient greece. that's the only kind of footwear they had.

[TheMightyLu]

@beastman996 oh no my flippy floppies!

[liquidork]

@beastman996 um... what else would he wear?

the Greeks and romans only had sandals

[beastman996]

@liquidork dude why dont stfu i knew that you u think im a retard so go back to sucking your moms tit and leave me alone

[liquidork]

@beastman996 eh? why so angry?

[zarteen]

@beastman996

Something tells me nikies wouldn't look any better. :P

[SuperBaseball53]

@beastman996 hey flip flops are bitchin!

[sugarlessfreak]

do you have to do the screwing of the woman thing?

[parslow195]

no but you get a lot of red ball things

[Ataleoo]

@sugarlessfreak no you don't lol its optional.

[test10012]

omg boobys on youtube

[shad0ki11]

I just bought the God of War Collection for PS3 and I'm playing these games for the first time. I'm finding it difficult to mash the O-button during the kill sequences. What's the trick? Do you have to tense up your arm?

[garethlogan]

i love that part at 7:03

[billy83]

the captin at 1:30, i think he has a cameo in gow2 lol. maybe he will be in gow3. that would b so funny

[KingRodiakos91]

in the greek mythologie, kratos is the God of Might

[MegaWheelchairMan]

this game just got a million times better

[cryhwks]

why doe's it say apollo he is the sun god but helios is the sun god later in the series

[ligerdrag20]

i know right? i saw the god of war e3 demo and he screamed "I AM HELIOS THE SUN GOD!" and im like..... isn't it Apollo?

[hetonV1]

Apollo is the sun god now helios is the old sun god in greek myth

[Konachn4ever]

lol i did'nt come back for you

[kringtos850]

you get exp points after that fun mini game xD

[TheOblivionfan1]

7;05 lol strong sex lol

[fsp96]

cool vids keep it up

[azybertron44]

lol "Hey hey!" at 4:58

[Glitch140]

this video is awsome

[joe42743]

ok no one flag XD

[joe42743]

long fight

[TheOblivionfan1]

i remember u fuck u ars hole transformers is beter than spy kids

fuck u

[joe42743]

wtf are you talking about

and btw i know transformers is better

[TheOblivionfan1]

sorry your youser name is just like somone who was anoying me

[joe42743]

its ok

[TheOblivionfan1]

sorry his name was joe427643

ooopppss

[joe42743]

wow thats scary close to my username

[TheOblivionfan1]

yes it is sorry

[joe42743]

its alright but i think this chats a little to long for this video :)

[gamerfan19]

Nudity... sweet. Though their breasts were a bit saggy.

[Killer1260]

greatest minigame ever lol!

[poserguy625]

nah then that wouldn't be the god of war we have come to know and love

[FrederichSchulz]

What if this game had the Karma options like InFamous.

Choose to save the Captain, or let him die.

[Dracowrath1]

Deepthroat ftw, lol.

[leonardo1556]

finish him!!!!! xD

[rrock818]

dude thats the same athena voice as age of mythology

[Taylar2k9]

when i first got this game i didnt know the red orbs were used to power up your weapons. so i got through the whole game without any power ups. until the last level. when i found out lol

[mundib123]

Rofl what was ur expression when u found out and was it hard doing it without not leveling up and what did u think the red orbs were for?

[marioandmario136]

kratos kicks da ass and he fucks da ass

[therex55213]

WTF!?! BOOTY CALL FOR BADASS BADDIE KILLERS!?! lol, didn't see that one coming, neither did she ;)

[Knwecomer2277]

hahaha mini game.. that was funny

[SPORE11165]

once i wonder what happend if u go down the throat its not good :(

[deneki123]

god i love circle button kills ^^

[prettyboy1693]

just a few things Id like to say

When usin posidons rage like rolling it makes u invinceble

and some combos u could use are square triangle square triangle with out third level and with the third level blades put a square befor every heavy attack

[Diannalover]

Good start to the playthrough, Skorch. Looks like it should be pretty good! Just a couple quick suggestions; try using aerial combos more often, as they are pretty handy, and don't feel the need to do grab-kills all the time (especially against minotaurs and gorgons), as they often don't give you red orbs. That being said, keep up the good work! Look forward to the rest of the guide.

[nuwbrpwner]

THAT WAS EPIC!!

the hydra fight was alright too.

[nampmip2]

Kratos wins fatality

[nightpwner]

lol skorch, having a little trouble "doin it" at the begining. must happen often :P

[skorch82]

naw. more than we can say for you though eh?

[cooldude1886]

hey not all guys can turn the analog stick like you can lol

[nightpwner]

naw im still cool. virgins rule! (shut up) :P

[jamesissamwell]

i know it doesnt matter but you forgot to mention that rage of the gods makes you invincible

[nightpwner]

this is the best GoW in my opinion. it will b hard for GoW 3 to b better than this 1.

[Stupidmustdie]

hey hey

[nobody1143]

wow that was cruel ):

[shub125]

sweet  (:3

[zirato5]

BUT IN MITHOLOGY IF YOU CUT

THE HEAD OF THE HYDRA SHE WILL GROW 2 MORE HEADS AND IF YOU CUT

THEM AGAIN SHE WILL GROW 4

and if you keep cuting the heads you will

end up like in the movie from disney HERCULES!! she had 150 HEADS!!

[chriskoloski32]

what the hell zirato

[zirato5]

WHY??

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

[chriskoloski32]

um...no offense but are you on medication? cause theres no reason for that yelling

[chriskoloski32]

now your yelling, and it may be true that they grow more heads, but eventually they cant grow more

[Gamer4672]

actually....*srry for randomly poping up* in the 'real' myth (not just some cartoon >_>) they hydra can constonly grow back heads *cept the immortal one...the big one* ONLY if they neck is ok...if u light a torch inside its throat it cant grow another head ;D

[faceofmonkey111]

the hydra grows back two heads for every one that is cut off

[pancakes465836]

they twisted it to make there own storyline.

[Manticon5]

ummm dude the hydra heads didn't actually get cut off they got stabbed he can't grow more heads like that

[zirato5]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DIPSHIT!

[joe42743]

but hercules kicked her ass

[EpicWin9000]

BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS

[zirato5]

yes they can

[WhiteSerpentz]

This game pioneered a lot of mechanics in modern games, hope you have fun.

[deadgod33]

nice now ur doing godof war

[CrixUltima]

lol this was a funny one

[CodenOrion]

Nice, Good Work