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  • wow hummers in tiwan?

  • Man what a crappy day for you!

  • so true about Taiwanese being cowerdlly people, i love watching ur videos

  • Your scooter horn is an F#.

  • Man i had a girlfriend just like that the only time she would do anything consructive was if someone would visit so she looked good in front of them....

    Anyway i got so pissed off one day after yet another argument i got a truck packed my stuff changed my cell number sent a txt to all my m8's (If she calls you havent seen or spoke to me) all done in like 3hrs while she was at her mums bye bye crazy lazy bitch lol.....

    I did it that way because i had no kids to worry about....

  • doesn't she make breakfast for you?

  • People often accuse others of the very fault that they display themself.

    But its like you said in another of your videos, "Its amazing how some people can lie to themselves or not be honest with themselves", but I guess we are all guilty of it and it depends on how self aware you are. This caused a somewhat spiritual change to me but not to my ego which is a strange thing to observe if you know what I mean. I'm still a nutcase ;o)

  • its not racist if its in Asia but its racist if its not in Asia,most of the time

  • you really need to just leave her..

  • I think it might be cancer....

    Fuck :)

  • Sorry, but your wife is a lazy ass and if the only thing I had to do in the morning was getting my kid dressed and you're doing everything else, I'd be in paradise and so would you. ;-) Just sayin'

  • "fuck" :))

  • Also, Why don't you see a Western Doctor with western medicne

  • This is the second time i heard you say that you have to find your wife breakfast. Why is it you don't let her get her own breakfast if she is not working or taking care of the kid.

    Just get yourself and your kid something to eat.

    You are kind of bringing a lot of this on yourself by being her doormat.

    I usually just mind my own business, but this is getting pretty ridiculous on how much crap you take without putting up any resistance.

  • This is the second time i heard you say that you have to find your wife breakfast. Why is it you don't let her get her own breakfast if she is not working or taking care of the kid.

    Just get yourself and your kid something to eat.

    You are kind of bringing a lot of this on yourself by being her doormat.

    I usually just mind my own business, but this is getting pretty ridiculous on how much crap you take without putting up any resistance.

  • Ahhh M13. I deeply respect you (;

  • ur gonnnaaaan dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

  • wow there ya go no wonder yur still wit her the comment virgin. But still man i surprised u haven't gone crazy well u a lil but i understand yur raunts. I do that alot my friends say i talk tooo much i mean wat thehell sooo i hear yur nonsense u can't hear mine. but wow u work n do everything of course yur gonna go apeshit wen she says shit like that. well wat she said "u were playing video games." Nothing to do with u not waking her up wow its just something else man you'll know wat to do.

  • I would be like "bitch get in the kitchen and make me some pie" lol eric cartman

  • you should do something about you lady..

    she should realise some things =S

    so make her realize..

  • commentary at 17:29 till the end is hilarious!!! LMAO!!!

  • whats wrong with woman and video games my friend and me have problems with that :P

  • When I ate too much mango in Taiwan, my lips got all swollen and whatnot, but what you had definitely wasn't like what happened to me, doesn't seem allergy-like. Hope you're okay now.

    -Coco<3

  • I'm gonna try and fill in the blanks since we're obviously only getting 1/2 the story, so of course I could be way, way off. But...

    Have you considered maybe that you're just a really tough act to follow, so as a result you make her feel bad about herself. I mean, you need less sleep, you're more productive during the day, you have more leisure time and seem to enjoy life, and she's just kind of ordinary next to that.

    If there's one things girls hate is feeling ordinary. Dunno, just a thought.

  • I suppose road rage and crime would be better than the cowardly people in Taiwan huh?

  • You have food allergies and eosinophilic esophagitis. The change is in your body, not your diet. If you don't believe me, get a skin prick test and then an endoscopy done. The good news is you aren't dying. The bad news is you may want to.

  • its nice to vent :P

  • Are you going to the hospital to see a throat-specialist? .. sounds kinda wrong

  • @arnoudsnippert get ur head out the gutter

  • What game did you play?

  • Happy Birthday. Mine was Dec 8th. Hope everything turns out fine. No offence but your wife seems like a real bitch...

  • Holy shit at 8:20 .... thats what i sound like when I'm mad hahaha

  • If your wife or girlfriend wont get out of bed and you are honestly just sick and tired of it.. tickle the crap out of them until they are awake.. just get used to being scratched at and kicked and shit.. but honestly.. it works.... i mean they will just be pissed at you but like ive been in your situation and they usually wake up pissed anyway

  • dude ! good luck for the med condition, as for the old lady situation, ya got 3 choices 1. KNOCK HER EYE OUT 2. just throw in the towel and leave 3. treat her like shit, be a real fuckin asshole, she'll either quit and leave, or she'll wake up and smell the coffee and change. i'm not a doc. but this home stress can do crazy shit to ones body , it could be the cause ?????

  • On a side note, your mom's a throat specialist.

  • Keep your chin up buddy, sounds like your pretty stressed out there at the moment. Waiting for medical tests to see if you have cancer or not is crazy enough, and im not married or anything but ive found that when you treat women so well and do everything for them they get used to it and dont realize how much you are actually doing for them. On top of all that your living in a foreign country which is trouble enough, been there done that. Just make sure you dont stop playing your video games!

  • Might be Taiwanese people who are cowardly cause there was this guy who cut in line in S. Korea and these people literally flipped a shit cause of it. I don't wanna sound stereotypical, but I could see Chinese people flipping out, too. haha.

  • M13, my good sir - you need to learn to slap a bitch - you gotta work on your pimp slap - some good white powder on your palm, open, stretch, down and across - one solid motion.

    "Oh, I'm pochinc-"

    **SLAP**

    "Bitch get the fuck up"

    Hmm...she sounds horrid bro :/

  • @jsanc623 Braaaaah! i mean seriously BRAAAAAAH! WHATCHADOINTHEERBRAAAAH

  • @tidusian xD lmfao! you made me cough/choke whilst laughing after reading your comment! Couldn't help but read it in jeep brah's voice (smfu [dot]in/737125)

  • @jsanc623 Exactly, it's the only way. (the only waaay!)

  • I hope life gets better for you M13 :( Keep strong :)

  • esophageal reflux?

  • I think it could be hypochondria.

    You probably don't have cancer. Stop obsessing about it.

  • If that story you told about the guy in the truck pushing over the bike happened here in detroit.. those bikers probably would have pulled that guy out of his truck and beat him to within an inch of his life! lol no joke he would have been a bloody pulp laying in the middle of the road.

  • Sorry about your situation m13. To me it sounds like your wife is depressed,just opinion, no medical background. Anyone who's ever been depressed would know, it's VERY difficult to concentrate or even think for that matter, and it keeps you tired aswell. I was depressed before without even knowin it. I was practically in a permanent state of daydream. Maybe thats whats wrong with your wife. That or she's a lazy so n so

  • The things you are describing are exactly the same as what my Dad had and it turned out that he had esophageal cancer which is one of the cancers you will least likely survive because by the time you have the symptoms it is too late so I suggest you get it sorted out straight away because by the time my Dad got it seen to it was too late.

  • I'm guessing your wife doesn't watch your videos? Either that or she isn't bothered by the shit talking? Haha...wonder what people think when they see you doing all of those hand gestures.

  • Happy "it's my birthday in a couple of days" Birthday!

  • It is not cowardice - we swallow our anger and hold our tongue instead of lashing out, because tolerance and deference to authority are virtues that are prized in a Confucian society like Taiwan.

    Confucianism also prizes chivalry and disapproves of feminism. Which is probably why your wife wants you to do everything. To fix the problem, you'll have to change her cultural beliefs. She needs to start interacting with empowered women in order to empower herself.

    Be strong and good luck.

  • Shit, hope things start getting better!

  • Dude after listening to this video while I was doing other things I realized that your wife was doing the same thing my fiance did. I took over and she just gave the fcuk up because I did everything FOR her. You gotta be like BITCH take care of your shit. Then I stopped there was some retaliation like no sex but whatever she learned and now were awesome! =]

  • sounds like the wife needs a real good smackin

    fuckin leave her ass and see what else she can bitch about!

  • Bachelore life FTW? ;D

  • allergies can develop over time, especially every 7 years (when you're 7,14,21,28,35,42,49,etc) but not limited to those years.

  • @13Mordeth I've been subscribed for a few months, watched all the videos since then, infact your videos are the only reason I come on youtube. I was attracted by your video "How to Ride A Motorcycle". I've never "liked" one of your videos before. At around 3:00 in this video i knew it was time. A thumbs up from me at the "Holy Fuck" to your wife.

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  • I hope she's HOT.

    You are so funny, you should do stand up telling stories about your wife.

  • sounds like u need a devorce

  • LOL love your tags... "Don't get married"

  • I think ive solved whats wrong with your mouth, you may have Hypervociferate, The disease you get after ranting over prolonged amounts of time. The nerves in your mouth get stressed after a certain amount of rants that are produced by your voice box and so deaden or numb themselves to deal with the excess.

    ha 18 minutes of pure ranting, this has got to be one of your all time best mord.

    P.s I have a conffession... Hypervociferate isnt a real disease, I made it up ;)

  • @dolmioday you're a douche.

  • @dolmioday From your comment, it's clear that you are a fat hairy THUNDER CUUUNT who took offense from M13's comments about his wife... STFU

  • @fcukU2b2 haha nicee... im not fat, im not hairy maybey a thunder cunt not really sure what that is to be honest... and no i didnt take offense, i was merely impressed by this rant which is one of the best he's ever done. Him complaining about his wife is just proof of him being a normal bloke. M13 is amazing and ive seen every video on here, he's the main reason i use youtube and also the reason i got into bikes, so stop hating dick.

  • Why don't you go to a dentist? Maybe it is something else?

  • @joaofive156 he did, didn't u listen

  • damn haven't seen u so angry before. maybe u guys should see a marriage counselor because your marriage is only heading towards a divorce with all this unhappiness. Everyone i know that is married is not happy. why do people do it at first place?lol

    look at the bright side she hasn't forced you to sell your bike...........yet lol

  • im leaving taiwan in a couple days for a vacation back in toronto and im relieved...everything you say about taiwanese people is true, and pisses me off more than it pisses you off. sometimes i just want to hit taiwanese people with my bike and drive away.

  • Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • doing all the housework means you are so selfish!

    why not share the duties?

    lol jk

  • Hey M13 from the the UK. just wanted to say dont worry man you'll be fine with the throat thing im sure its just like strain on your cords or something like that. but with your wife im sorry for you man, it must be hard anyway living so far away from your close family(?) but yeah i hope stuff improves for you man Nathan H

  • Grab your son, get a plane ticked, and move over here, i got a job and place for both of you :)

  • An employee of my brother got a weird virus infection in his face and it damaged his nerves. He lost feeling in part of it and he now has a little droop on the left side of his face. WTF These guys didn't even look in your mouth?

  • Are you going to make a vid with your "NEW" bike?

  • I am nowadays living in middle east. People here don't follow traffic rules.

  • Straight to her room ??? u guys dont sleep together ?

  • anal sex

  • Does Taiwan get universal healthcare?

  • Might MSG be causing it?

  • Happy Early Bday as well :P

  • how did you train your dog to sit on your scooter ?:)

  • what attracted you to her in the first place?

  • @steveigog She was a virgin with large boobs.

  • @13mordeth Good choice. 

  • @13mordeth hell yaaaaah . . . now i wana marry a Taiwanese too

  • @13mordeth Reason enough for me.

  • @13mordeth ROFL

  • @13mordeth are you happy in Taiwan?

  • @13mordeth theres no such thing as an asian with big boobs.. I think your geting her vagina and her boobs mixed up. jk :)

  • @13mordeth It's a trap!

  • @13mordeth Slut with small boobs vs virgin with large boobs

  • @13mordeth :D 

  • Happy early Birthday! Keep us posted!

  • happy Bday bro! maybe if you dont make breakfast for your wife she will actually get up and do it herself! and if she dont - then its her problem lol. I hope you find whats wrong with your throat! Good luck!

  • Hope it's not throat cancer. If being belligerent solves something....[hand M13 a bottle of water] carry on. ;P jt. I prefer seeing you jump into a swim hole and beat the water, or hit a pillow, or punch a punching bag than seeing you ride angry. ;o) Releasing your anger is good sometimes but if you let it build up daily, soon enuf it will burn you and those around you. ;o) You don't want to constantly place your heart and mind on a burning stove and expect them to be healthy now do you? ;o)

  • Your wife needs some mental exertion. Now that J.D. is in daycare, maybe she can take a part-time job? If she thinks caring for her loved ones is a huge task, take her to the orphanages, animal and homeless shelters, homes for the disabled, mental hospitals, and the like. Maybe that will open her eyes and motivate her to do something? There are too many "depressed" men and women like your wife. ~_~ Nobody forces them to have children then complain either. *-*

  • Hi M13— Greetings from Phoenix, AZ-- sorry you've been having a rough time. Don't worry about cancer unless they find it, and if they do, it's scary but a lot more treatable than it used to be. Three friends of mine are fighting it right now. You're probably fine, and the thing that's doing the most harm is the worry. (I'm not preaching, I do exactly the same thing!)

    You're in my prayers and a lot of others' too! Be well & God bless.

  • at 14:31 did i hear a siren from half life 2 deathmatch ? ;o

  • Happy birthday!

  • @ newchips how stupid are you fuckhead? Stupid fuck. How can he divorce his wife with a baby? They are struggling as is you mother fucking cunt sucking piece of shit.

    @000blind000 find house and ask him why your mothers sphincter refuses to stretch to the size of my penis

  • crying about it will probably make it all better.

  • How are Divorce Laws there? Do they favor women?

  • Leave your wife NOW!! You just might wake up and be 100% miraculously healed!!!

  • Acid reflux, over time (multiple years) can lead to something called "Barret's esophagus" (might be written differently); which in turn (a few years later can evolve into cancer.

    The early stage Barret's can heal itself by controlling the acid reflux (medication, "lifestyle", food, ...)

  • Find House, him and he's crew well find out what it is.

  • Happy Birthday! Hope the throat thing clears up.

  • hey m13 (again)

    i have a peanut allergy, i devolped a allergy after eatign peanuts for nearl 4 years, so you can devlop allergys to existing things you been eating

  • hate to sounds sarcy m13 but is there any chnace it could just be a sore throat???

  • I saw Salt last weekend, and I'm a bit conflicted. It was an entertaining movie (and perhaps that's all it was hoping to be), but I couldn't help asking questions about things that just didn't make sense.

    Also, I don't find Angelina Jolie attractive at all. Sure, I'd do her, but she better be turned around. Alternatively, it should be very dark.

    And happy birthday.

  • you can develop new allergies. for example some people develop seafood allergies later on in life

  • The comment down there scares me.

    Dude go to canada to check yourself man. I know it's easy to say it but don't risk it if those doctors don't do anything good.

  • Sorry long winded here. Just a crazy thought occur to me. Is there a chance you're being poisoned?

  • Sorry, i do have something to say. if you love your wife or still want to be with her for whatever reasons, consider a change of scenery for both of you. Move to another part of the country. Since you get your income from youtube and from teaching so relocating shouldnt be much of a problem. Your wife seems unmotivated or she's just a bitch, i dunno. But moving might re-vitalize her. Good luck with the medical tests. hope everything is alrite.

  • Dont know what to say but wish you the very best and happy birthday m13.

  • I would sleep in and tell her your just not doing it and then when she's doing it ask her if it's easy

  • wow dude she is lazier than me..... that's saying something

  • is your wife pretty? just curious if she worth staying with lol. Maybe she has depression from losing her job having a child and feeling like she has no value.

  • You sir! Are so much win! Good luck with the difficulties in life, I am sure you will overcome em!

  • M13 i wanna see you pop a wheelie! on ur scooter, that would be awesome

  • Dude! Your wife needs an other job. If you have nothing to do all day and you have no goals, no responsibilities, no motivation. You become freaking lazy!! I understand your anger. You know, you don't know what's going on with your body, you have problems with your wife. You have this other stuff with your last 2 jobs and so on so forth.

    Good luck man! I'll be thinking about you!

  • do what sven did and maybe just take a break from it all

  • Mate i'd have lost it if I was you, well done for sticking with it :)

  • @tacticalbarrage OOH maybe the taiwanese Godzilla was near!

  • Why don't you and your wife divide the chores on a list? Write it down and post it in the kitchen or wherever... that way there will be nothing to fight about. Bejeesus! :B

  • Mordeth, if you are really concerned about your health, perhaps you should take a trip to Canada/or another country with better doctors since the doctors in Taiwan aren't doing it. It is your health afterall. If the Dr. is not checking what you think should be checked, then you're supposed to speak up and tell him. I'm not saying you don't but alot of people go to the doctor and don't say anything.

  • @romeoteknik I think M13 should go to Taipei's hospital. like bigger hospital to do a whole body check-up

  • Guys, just because you get into a fight with your wife, etc, that doesn't mean "divorce" is the answer, if you are serious about that, please do yourself a favor and don't get married, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about and immature responses like that dont help at all

  • @romeoteknik Glad to know there is someone with some wisdom here!

  • could you make a birthday video with strippers, guns and racing?

  • llf! some1s in an angsty mood today! tip, dont let the wife do nothing, give an even share. she mite b feeling lyk she has nothing to do so she wont bother so much because if she jumped up for work at 5am, then she mite need this kinda job to do in the morning. if that dont work get a spongebob foghorn alarm :D

  • hope everything gets better for you M13

  • sounds like your wife is depressed. hormones from the pregnancy might've caused this..

  • @vaypet sounds like u mite b the same guy who told m13 about this throat.... :D

  • @HELPMEIDUNNOHOWTOUSE lol nah im not, its the first time i even commented on his videos :P

  • She is depressed, get her on some xanax or something asap.

  • They are not being cowardly. Confrontational behaviors are often frowned upon in Asia.

  • My wife is turning into a lazy piece of shit too. And I also agree with another comment I saw about poisoning. If I were you, I would check into it. She could be slowly taking you out bro.

  • Also, you're racist. Married Asian wife, had son with her? Who are you kidding? You can't fool us.

  • Sounds to me your wife wants to get boned.

  • LOVE STINKS

  • i think this is the most angry i've ever seen mordeth!

  • Oh- looks like your one of those people who want their spouses to be mirror

    images of themselves and won’t tolerate anything less. Why was you together in the first place brah?

  • FUCK

  • Stress can cause things.... Also have you considered that your wife might be poisons you

  • @15:10 that sounds like acid reflux

  • Sounds like you've got two kids

  • @BrothersGroove not exactly sure, but i think he mentions it in old vids

  • What's he doin at daycare if she's not working? Am I missing something?

  • Are you fucking serious?! Watch from 11:54. He specifically said "Asian" people! Not Taiwanese but Asian people. And hell yeah i'm offended. I've been watching his video since June of 09. So in a way you can say that i'm quite a fan of his videos But lately i have noticed a disturbing trend in his videos. If it continues then i have no choice but to stop watching his videos. That's ok you don't have to understand. Just keep being ignorant because ignorant see what ignorant do.

  • @HungLoo Ok calm down, 1. The man is obviously stressed, marital issues can take a man's temper real quick. Even I (no wife or gf) get pissed easily when I see some thing that bothers me when I drive. Driving can make you angry. 2. Maybe he has experienced this somewhere else in asia. Maybe it was a slip of the tounge. 3. When people say all americans are fat do I get upset, no its a comment, people make "untasteful comments" all the time, you have done it yourself. 4. Give him a break

  • @HungLoo Cheese to go with your whine?

  • @HungLoo Fine. Fuck off you sook.

  • Bitches be crazy........ Love the tags. haha

  • are those taiwanese military hummers turning to the right  at 13:17?

  • mordeth in two weeks: turns out it was just a piece of meat stuck between my teeth that caused a gum infection and later spread trough my mouth!!

  • I just realized that I stopped cursing months ago and now I find myself cursing up a storm in Traffic... thanks Mordeth.

  • I put this one on my favorites.

    It's so hilarious!

    I can't wait to see your son older and defending you from his mother.

  • @13mordeth Sounds like you're physically still there but mentally edging away from her. I think you need to do some really honest assessing and ask yourself what you want your future to be like. Being divorced with a kid in the mix is hard, (just the divorce itself will take 5 years off your life,) but then again, so is living with someone you hate.

    Having been through it I would advise to try working it out if at all possible. If not, be ready for years of warfare, followed eventually by peace

  • and Happy Early Birthday!! *sings off key*

  • LOL I just bought my first bike and if a blue truck did that to mine I think I would loose my inner calm on him. Hmm are there many black women like myself there in Taiwan M??? Kinda think that they may need a little cultural exposure. Mind you I am not the loud stereo typical sista but I don't keep quiet when people are just too passive.

  • you are wiped lol and remember you married her lol :p

  • man, i really hope you dont have cancer. my boss has cancer right now an itsnt doing to well. id really hate to find out you do too. :[

  • LoL Mordeth most Allergies comes whit age or when you get worm in side off you

    you shod go check for worms to bud check for Worms lol

  • i think your wife needs to start blogging so we can get her side of the story :) not that i dont trust you unconditionally, mordetn

  • i have a feeling if mordeth was at a major american hospital he'd be diagnosed much more quickly. def not free.. hope everyone has good insurance. haha, wonderful argument by the wife (sarcasm)

  • at 12:32 why the hell ARE military hummers drivin around

  • @mrchoppaboy you mean that flatbed truck? -_-

  • @fliipsid3 no i had a brain fart.. i meant 13:21

  • shave her face hahaha so she wood look like monk

  • I have a fever blister inside my nose.