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  • The power of Shrooms make you invisible like a glowing star.

  • HOLY SHIT! WTF!? Get Off! GTFO!!! XD lmao

  • when machinima made good videos

  • turn around yeah not on my track

  • oh boy that music...

  • ROFLCOPTER!!WORTWORTWORTWORTWO­RTWORTWORTWORTWORTWORTWORTWORT­WORTWORTWORTWORTWORTWORTWORTWO­RT

    did i meant roflcopter?i mean rofleliter

  • you k.i.a mario o well he needed to die

  • 1:11 lol

  • why does everyone sound like steohen hawking

  • a little turn there HOLY SHAT WTF GET OFF GTFO I CANT SEE THIS ISINT FUNNY WERE GONA F***** DIE ... F%CK

  • dammnn......... this shit awesome!!!!!!!! XD

  • MARIO KART!

    Y U NO HAVE DLC AND HALO IN MARIO KART?

  • GTFO!....lols

  • that beat was banging lmao

  • A little tap here a little tap there,A little turn here a little turn there,Holy shit get the fuck off

  • lol xD

  • Oh shit

  • just so you all know...he copied the microsoft sam idea from the series "Arby N The Chief"

  • WOW

  • First: LOL Second: LMAO Tercius: ROFL

  • LMFAO

  • lmao

  • LOL

  • where do u download it from

  • I dont kno how to put it in my itunes library

  • Holy (RKAP) I only meant to mess up ur kart :-/

  • ROADKILL!!!!

  • the best part was the music when it popped up manslayer

  • ITS CHIEF FROM ARBY IN THE CHIEF >:D

  • 1:03 catched swear

    frick u maker

  • are you fckng retarted

  • on a scale on 1-10 i give this a ten

  • Get the fuck off I'm serious we are going to die.

  • 0:59 to 1:04 is funny

  • 1:54 ... Mongoose beats Kart... Mongoose Beats Mario... MONGOOSE BEATS EVERYTHING!

  • 1. why does master chief hate platform game characters 2. he always win machinima really loves halo huh lol

  • 643 People had a banana thrown on there head by Mario.

  • turn the Fuck around!

  • I thought Master Chief could pilot any vehicle and use any weapon??????????

  • Bow wow. Oh my bow wow. This is so epic. Bow wow. LOLA THE BUILDER WE CANT FIX THIS!

  • Thumbs up if you think Microsoft Sam should voice Master Chief in Halo 4

  • Holy crap. I laughed my ass off that i couldn't stop. but seriously, he should have drove a mongoose and powned mario at his own game

  • Jeez, how can you not figure out Mario Kart controls? They only ever use about 3 buttons! And the SNES had 4!

    But aside from fanboyish nitpicking, I though this was a very clever video.

  • Quick... someone make Super Halo Kart!!

  • HD PVR CONTEST ON MY CHANNEL THUMBS UP

  • Halo should have an easter egg with microsoft sam voice at some point in the game, like if you stand on a specific place and teabag 20 times and that you'll get a sam skull wich makes chief talk with the microsoft sam voice the whole game

  • I'm sorry, but I can't resist laughing at 0:57; it's so funny xD

  • 0:58

    

  • Oh wow, I watched this over and over in 2010 and I only just realized it was made by Machinima xD

  • nice

  • This has basically nothing to do with Halo.

  • esta bien culero esto

  • @Kchorro42 Tú jefa está bien culera pendejo, de seguro ni has de saber ingles.

  • Dude. Are you ******* retarded?! XD 

  • Thiss is not really funny

  • ok so it jumps

  • machima makes everything funney

  • LOL "how are you on a fluffy cloud" is ACTUALLY "how are you on a ******* cloud"XD

  • @archangel123 no, it's not ******* cloud, it's fucking cloud

  • Halo is WAYYYYYYYYY Better than Mario

  • @Superguy7986 both game are also WAAAAAAAAAAAAY differents. Did you ever tried to compare such different games like Mortal Kombat and final Fantasy? ITt will give you the same result as halo vs mario

  • @SuperDave341 Neh Mario & Nintendo SUCKS Halo & Microsoft RULES

  • @Superguy7986

    facepalm

  • We are gona F@CKING DIE ! TURN THE FCK AROUND ! :)) GTFO =))

  • what I'd do for a mongoose

  • what is that song?

  • this was actully kindof depressing.....;'(

  • NO WONT FUCKING LET U!!!!!!!!

  • Looks like their gonna have virtual sex...hmmm

  • funnny

    

  • Shouldn't it be Microsoft Sam vs. Mario?

  • SPLATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • Lol big master C

  • lol mario will be back

  • 1:54 LOL

  • 0:57 :D

  • lol funnis shit i ever saw b4 lol

  • jajajajaja q risa

    

  • >>>--------(Knee)------>

    

  • @Jonahseamans Ah godamnit skyrim and guitarmasterx7. -.-'' the whole knee arrow thing isnt even funny.

  • AHHHHHHHHH WTF ADBLOCKER, ITS ALL UR FAULT I GOT A JUSTIN BIEBER AD

  • 1:11 LOL

  • 1:1 LOL

  • Lol, XD

  • not good not bad

  • Wow sounds like Master Chief finally played a Mario Game hahaha nice xD

  • good video men XDDDDD,fuck,fuck XDD

  • Banana dude are you f***ing retarded

  • lmfao

  • You should do halo vs minecraft. ;)

  • Don't dis the 'shrooms bro

  • HOLY SHIT LIKES ARE EXACTLY 9001...

    OVER 9000!!!!!

  • he should have had a mini warthog

  • Half of these words are misspelled

  • @marble455 That's on purpose idiot

  • @marble455 its ment to be dumass

  • @marble455 o no! are you gonna call the grammar police?

  • @marble455 smart ass thats kinda the point have you seen arby n the chief

  • @marble455

    Duude, ahh fuck it see arby and cheif

  • WOOHOO...Dude are you f@#$ing retarded

  • Aww no!

    No, no!

    You're headin' the WRONG way pal!

    You need to turn around!!

    Turn the f*ck around!!

    Yeah, that's right.

    Not on my track!

  • who narrated this? steven hawking?

  • oh no no no youre heading the wrong way pal u better turn around turn the f**k around yea thats right not on my track

    im so funny sometimes

  • This is freaking awsome

  • ROFL XDDD

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!­!

  • OMFG SO F**** AWSOME

  • Peach is such a whore .

  • mongose pwns over those karts

  • BEST PART EVER

    0:58

  • This is funny I was just meaning to mess up your kart LOL

  • lmao princess peach is a whoar who is into the next best thing.... gold digger xD

  • lol that is such a sweet kart master chief 

  • atupid machinima! y u remove ur vids?!

  • HOLY SHAT!

    WTF?

    GET OFF!

    GTFO!

    I CANT SEE

    THIS ISNT FUNNY

    WE"RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!

  • AW NO!NO NO!YOUR HEADING THE WRONG WAY PAL!YOU NEED TO TURN AROUND!TURN HE FCUK AROUND!YEAH THATS RIGHT,NOT ON MY TRACK!

  • Holy shit WTF get off GTFO I can't see isn't funny were gonna fucking die

  • Your gonna dire dude

  • looks like weege!!

  • Close your eyes while listening to this.

  • lawl i fell outa my chair and couldnt get up lawl i loled at 1:11

  • You wanna have sexuall reations tonight?

    WOOOAahahhAHHH

    *splat

  • peach is a slut

  • whats song at the ending?

  • (Insert quote from video here to ruin it for everyone who comes to watch it).

  • that is :-/

  • This is why the rockethog was invented.

  • Vehicular manslaughter  medal earned

  • when master chief ran over that mole and told him all that stuff was funney

  • 1:54, wow, im Master Cheif

  • 1:11

  • 1:12

  • Y ONO LIEK MUSCHRUMS

  • Omfg!!! Conker voice over'd!!! The cloud is now epic because he is played by a fucking troll on fire haha, he needs to be in more of these now!!

  • FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN IN DAYS.THUMS UP

    

  • This is freaking funny lol

  • how are u on a fucking cloud?

    CUZ CHUCK NORIS TOUGHT ME BIIIAAACCCHHHH

  • HOLY SHAT!

    WTF?!

    GET OFF!

    GTFO!

    I CANT SEE!

    THIS ISNT FUNNY!

    WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!

    i just lsh'd when i first saw this XD

  • Lol fucker Mario deserves to die hajaha

  • i bet he ran over her too

  • haha

  • Where I can download the song "Change up"?

  • 610 people like mushrums on their pizza

  • LOL the last part is hilarious, Oh crap I only meant to mess up your kart haha

  • LOL <D

  • lol is the google translate speeking?!?

  • DUDE, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?

  • Lolo

  • no intructions from the intruction manual?

  • Lolololololol I happen to create stupid videos nothin nobody ever looks at my video I wish I were these people mine are about stupid things look it up and comment

  • ok thats funny

  • Geezuz its not a kart! its a Mongoose, people in a race call them Mongeese!

  • Lmfao for like three minutes

  • Halo will always win

  • I hate how the top comments are quotes from the video, spoiler alert!

  • THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME MAN!AND FUNNY!

  • this is microsoft sam xD

  • lol a little tap here a little tap there

  • Does Your Every Video Got To Have HALO In It -.-

  • oh shit i only ment to mess up ur kart..... drives away..... (peach) hey master ch33f thats such a sweet kart ahhaa

  • haha mario done princes go to halo ^^

  • Holy shit WTF haaha :D ! nice video !

  • the part where the monty mole blocked Master Chief was so funny, I almost ran out of breath

  • dude r u fycking retarted

  • how are you on a fucking cloud not fluffy

  • YEAH how do you like - OH KRAPI only ment to mess up your kart :-/ HAHA GOLD!!!!!!

  • MOLE RAPE!!!!!

  • HOLY SHAT!

    WTF?!

    GET OFF!

    GTFO!

    I CANT SEE!

    THIS ISNT FUNNY!

    WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!

  • I love the mole part XD

  • This was so hilarious I nearly pissed myself. XD

  • arby n the chief :D

  • AWW NO!YOU NEED TO TURN AROUND PAL!YOURE HEADING THE WRONG WAY PAL!YOU NEED TO TURN AROUND!TURN THE FCUK AROUND!YEAH THATS RGHT,NOT ON MY TRACK!

    xD

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