Dan3.0 - NO THUMBS!

[warrs004]

2:42 why would you attack an innocent filing cabinet with a shower curtain rod. What has it ever done to you.

[mrpowerstack]

dan is a great pianoist!!!

[PresentBox]

Don t give me thumbs down, but the only reason i look is the fact that he is so handsome, the rest is boring(i don t really want to hear about every detail of his life.)

"sarcasm"...or not

[PresentBox]

Don t give me thumbs down, but the only reason i look is the fact that he is so handsome, the rest is boring(i don t really want to hear about every detail of his life.)

"sarcasm"

[regalfnoe]

HE LIED ABOUT THE CHALKBOARD!!!

[IntstantRameninacup]

That's funny. My comment on this video has like 212 thumbs up or something, and it's not in the "Highest Rated Comment" section. Conspiracy conspiracy conspiracy.

[Lucastheskatemaster]

thank heavens for the sarcasm text when you said awesome president

[OLLIA5]

sweet piano

[stride7860]

has dan payed for his subscribers or something? he only gets around 30k views on a lot of his videos but has 272k subscribers

[floge1]

Sarcasm and awkward smile :]

[floge1]

Sarcasm lol

[TangerineDamsel]

Of course the first thing he does after taping his thumbs to his hands is try to play the piano. :)

[princessmononoke99]

Im so jealous of your bed :(

[leftheadphone]

i hope you arent paying the admins, they are biased and don't even pick things that are voted up

[Rockingeek1]

0:46  sarcasm

[IntstantRameninacup]

1. Pause the video at 2:02

2. Do a Google image search for "Richard Mongler"

3. Shit bricks.

I already said that once, but I feel that it needed to be said again.

[IntstantRameninacup]

@Stuffedbusters I lol'd. Try again.

[kleinama9870]

You have such random stuff-- I love it!

[KiddsockTV]

whoa catching up! 

[sgtmas2006]

"Sarcasm"



[inuyashacoolieo]

omg i have the exact same bed as you

[guppyfishable]

Awkward smile

[Arionlappy]

Question: Anybody know what kind of cell phone he has there at :16?

[xH3rbivor3]

I'm gonna burp I'm gonna burp! -burp-

[america123jeff]

ya know george bush was um...ok...maybe...not really ok he sucked but i like him better than our new president.

[g2theIrishPianist]

Anybody know what piece he was playing/butchering from about 3:37 to about 4:21?

(I should know it, I played it at some point in the past... but my memory's failing a bit...)

[linkfan22]

Wait... Dan likes George W. Bush? I thought he hated him!

[boygenius12]

@linkfan22 look closely when he says he likes him, it says sarcasm on his mouth for half a second :)

[LewisHNL]

@linkfan22 Look closer sarcasm flashes onscreen.

[Madisita2473]

i think that he didnt did the thumbless task right i would prefer have seen him eating and doing normal things that he does everyday rather than doing 2 little things i dont know i thought that dan 3.0 was going to try to change the lifestyle not one single action

[ArSkI4]

Awkward Smile :]

[assark0182]

George bush is awesome? shit im republican and even i cant agree with that.

[BTVideos1]

@assark0182 if you look closely sarcasm flashed on the screen when he said that

[ArSkI4]

@assark0182 It sayes sarcasm on his mouth in red...

[BoyLovesErza]

@assark0182 Even if you can't see the word "sarcasm" which appeared in like 0.1 second you can probably see the sarcastic face of his. I laughed out loud on that ><!

[assark0182]

@BoyLovesErza lol im sorry i guess i should mention that im going a long with the joke, but i am republican and i do think george sucks, but in all honesty i was going with the joke.

[Jaxstaa92]

I have ALWAYS wanted to hear you play the piano, thankyou :)

[InternetRules853]

Pull up yo' pants boy.

[icecuberism]

OMG I got a cookbook for xmas too!!!

[Alimira1000]

"a great book by a great president" o.o wait.....it......are you serious??? Oh well, guess I shouldnt really judge.

:D wow you're an amazing piano player! Do more piano playing in your videos!

[bobolob]

A bit surprised you didn't try doing a rubix cube and pogo sticking without your thumbs.

[cuius11]

The year 2011 will now be officially called "eleven" (as decided by frezned)

[FredrickVonWinkle457]

lol @ awkward smile :]

[jojothejoker]

0:47 sarcasm lol epic

[alyssaid]

Lol dan in the tags you put handsome

[xxgracejacksonxx]

geez ur good at the piano!!

[BenTerry101]

isn't that Crystal Castles @6:28

[conankilcoyne]

Get two mirrors to show us the knob

[TheDylanDynamite]

This day was so fail...

[salemcripple]

lol, he's obviously not moved that much if he's surprised at how long packing takes. When i was growing up, because we were renters, my family never stayed in one house for more than a few years. We also never had the benefit of movers (that must be nice!!! lol). So it was either trip after trip in the pickup, or, if it was long distance, try to fit a family of four's possessions into a rental truck. Not easy, and a lot of stuff needs to get sold/thrown out.

[formenso682]

Dan reminds me of Demetri Martin.

[RitterFreidrich]

ah sweet! i got the george bush coloring book too!

[TheReddragon102]

get kissed by love on nearest friday tommorrow best day ever post to 5 vids or die in 2 days press f6 and crush name will pop up

[LeafyFists]

Yea.. Um. I WANT DANIELLE IN DA VIDEOSSS. Im completely sure that she couldve helped you packing up all your stuff! She was fun! Not that your bad.. But Danielle was awesome! I want her back!

[123abcdoreme1000]

LOL I have the same bunk bed at 1:22 :D

[LongviewCovers13]

hmmm..... ok.

[brandon18888]

I liked Dan 1.0 better T_T

[SwingGiraffe]

dan3.0 should be changed to something else...for people to just tell you to do random tasks, not controling your life, because that is what is pretty much happening already.

[Solous848]

YAY You have a bedroom Gnome too!!!

[ironcode57]

Zit

[madasrabbits06]

awww that's so cute that he has danielle's photo's up on his wall :)

[MrBiosh0ck]

i think everything he eats is  "DELICIOUS"

[thecomfyshirt]

i could tell that you were in Lincoln just by how the bathroom looked. Thats sad....

[jenzatron]

OH MY GOD! That piece you played on the piano... that's Clementi right? It's one of the ONLY things I can play on the piano now.

[DasBSERind]

I'm glad you're clean.

[gelingelingx]

Did you lose weight?

[TabbyCat613]

that fiesta ad was epic.

[pablov11]

do you always have showers with that look on your face?

[weekoony]

what were you eating?

[samjb19932]

YES! A Phoenix song in the sponsor!

[kaxeon]

Was that a vivaz pro phone?

[owningarch]

solve a rubix cube without ur thumbs :D

[ColleentheBoyd]

I've had to move twice in the last 6 months and you never realizes how much stuff you have until you have to move it all. first location was sf and the second, another location in the city

[katlovesjkl]

Dan 3.0 is fantastic now! great job Dan (:

[ThePirateNerdJen]

The thumb thing would've freaked me out. My word. I HATE not being able to move a part of me. Gahhhhh. I wiggled my thumbs during the entirety of that section of the video... :| Meep.

[yayforlambs]

wow... these tasks are so focused on dan's world... what about the tasks that can engage the outside world? maybe, perhaps, better the outside world?

[NOVAtheRetard]

@yayforlambs We gotta focus until the move is done, then we focus on the outside world.

Though @sannycool is right, OUR picks are not getting done.

[jojopotato12]

....you're good at playing piano.

[narutokony]

thumbs uo if you had a dance breack

[narutokony]

bush sucked :D

[vukeidge]

Did you just call George Bush awesome?!

[KirrickProductions]

@vukeidge if you didnt get it, it says sarcasm on dans mouth at 47 seconds

[blahblahblaha1a2a3]

what were you eating at 0:26?

[42quantumleap]

Aw... It really stinks that people are being mean about this. Come on, he's doing the best he can! And I personally think it's pretty entertaining.

[narutogeek475874]

cant u like die with 7 air bags : suffacation i think or somthing else

[radxtiger]

Is that Danielle's' art work on the wall? If it is that's cool, you seem like a sweet boyfriend :)

[sannycool]

There is no point in the admins - they choose random, useless tasks which aren't even popular.

The first task chosen had 12 out of 18 likes.

There is another task which wasn't picked which has 782 out of 823 likes!

Dan should complete the highest rated tasks, that way WE will be the ones making the decisions through the decision engine. What;s the point of the decision engine if the admins just pick random, useless tasks?

[PokeZelda6664]

@sannycool I had submitted that to D3P0 a while ago as a technical change. What do you think is better: Democracy (our idea) or Oligarchy? (Dan's idea)

[ShardsOfAutumn]

@sannycool while that is true, he had to clean his room and get all of his crap moved anyways, so it was gonna happen either way.

[gkchvh]

@sannycool Why they've only been hear for what? 3 weeks. I would give them some time. If there's one think I've learned about d3p0 is that it takes time.

[xJackiGenocidex]

@sannycool he was probably going to clean his room anyways, and noticed that task, so he put it in the vid..

[cconroy11]

@sannycool I don't think the first one was chosen by the admins

[TheAwesomekman]

@sannycool i'm pretty sure if you keep complaining he's going to just stop the project period. you say "change this because it makes the show suck" and then "change it back it made it even worse" and then " now this part of it sucks change that" and if you keep complaining so much he'll just give up

[LilyMeepful]

@sannycool My opinion on the admins seems a lot more positive than yours, but i do only see them as a temporary option for Dan 3.0. The way i think of the admins is that they are helping dan produce these episodes and make them a lot easier and quicker for him to film by choosing tasks that fit easily around his home situation.

However i feel that once Dan gets settled into a home, he should stop using the admins, and take on more of a one to one feel with the pogotribe, such as live shows etc.

[Beeevaaa]

@sannycool That was MY task too ^^ (the crappy one that WAS chosen)

[darkinertia2]

@sannycool you are extremely right, and i bet you this comment, even tho it has over 200 likes, will be overlooked also. admins do your damn job.

[nitrodudezoom]

@sannycool true my friend, true

[nathanirlandes46]

Dude... You have a gnome in your bedroom? Awesome.

[masterrubixs]

The Chalkboard. Is back.

[simonfeakes]

his camera has a little knob.

YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT

[Spitfire0818]

Dude, i belive you got to tune your piano

[auvyx]

@123seb786 you should really calm down. what are you like 12?? getting pissed at people for no reason. grow up.

[Stevilee100]

YOU SUCK !

[stupidcomedycenter]

lol sarcasm

[JouanOne]

damn, that was a commercial dude!.. not good.

[itslikesnow]

dan, i moved out in literally a day, packed up everything and gtfo'd..... you can do this..... 

[iiTsunami]

Dan, you play the Piano better than I do. :P

[AtrumDelorox]

now how did this video evade me this whole time? at least i found it :)

i like the chalkboard *thumbs up!*

[GamerG0d1337]

99 people had their families killed by boxes.

[hobo8675309]

why do you have a bindi?

[Brucejosephlive]

That sarcasm in big red words blinked at the speed of light.

I'm to slow for that kind of speed.

[gregokiller2]

why the heck do u have a spot on your forehead? xD

[XrandomxHellosX]

Finally.. People aren't bitching about his video. Only about each other if someone failed at realizing it was sarcasm about the book.. I could care less if he was serious or not honestly. Only because I'm not big on politics and don't really pay enough attention to what he did as president.

[Reighan252]

MAKE A 5X5X5 RUBIKS CUBE TUTORIAL DAN!!!!!

[CodedLockFilms]

You know, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite so diversely advertised as the Ford Fiesta.

[hawaiiemobro]

Ok, so apparently the words SARCASM flash infront of the screen ......I, along with a multitude of other tubers did not see the Sarcasm and made comments against the video about george bush being anything remotely close to a decent presiding officer.

Either which way the video is still not all that great.........my opinion.....my decision.....my post :)

[Grondhog]

your shit is so boring nowadays. unsubscribed

[UrDady21]

NOOOO Dan is a Republican.

[protoss475]

@UrDady21 No he isn't.

[mojohovowootnoz]

for some reason i really liked this video not sure why its not much diffrent from the other d3p0 just loved it for some reason

[aquachihuahua]

You should make a ford fiesta rap that is better than that other guy

[UTubeLightBulb]

dude lol i got the same book for christmas xD

[Holygiant]

Oh my god, your presents are incredibly similar to my brother's who is also 19. He got a toolbox, a couple books and a music book o.o

[LukaZiLa]

Just keep the best crap and burn the rest of it

[jboycub7]

wow, great, you don't use your thumbs, what a, what did you say a few months back? a "world changing social experiment"

great job

[petko10bg]

Yeah 34 people :

1 Didn't get the sarcasm

2 Couldn't read the big red word "SARCASM" that appears while Dan says "awesome"

[swampertkamm85]

@petko10bg I think 70 people don't like you

[heyummrandommuch]

@petko10bg The sarcasm was the awesome part. Bush Sr. & Jr. sucked.

[DooogieeBrooon]

i liked the flash of the word sarcasam as you said awesome :P

[MsMadeofawesome]

you remind me of the vlogbrothers... that is good.

[imscottiemartin]

I give him credit for not giving up ;p

[MicroMouse007]

.....u used to be cool when u talked about the universe and stuff.... :[

[MicroMouse007]

ew wtf was that in ur spoon O.O 0:26

[hellotheinternet]

it says sarcasm on his mouth when he says that?

[braydosnachos95]

ad for ford much???

[mellxx3]

your letting us run your life and your making a fool out of yourself

[personperson666]

You do know he was being sarcastic when he said George bush was an awesome president

[XprimeassassinX]

dan im tired of all this Dan3.0 crap. go back to the old way of making vids

[AlexTeddy888]

That's it.

Dan's back! :D

[RoRoNut]

Im in Ireland, and there's no water in our house, so that shower made me incredibly jealous. :(

[secretassassin5]

Hey i was wondering if anybody had a runescape account they don't want anymore. I got hacked and do not want to start all back over. If you have one would you pm me with the username and password. Thank you very much.

[Blade5468]

@secretassassin5 Do you really care about Runescape enough to start using SOMEONE ELSE's account because of your laziness? If you're too lazy to play the game, then don't play it.

[robbyjr07]

Unsubing for saying George Bush was a president! 

[Yessacmidnight]

@notanepicfail Ha. You're sleeping in Dan's bed. :3

[anit0523]

As a piano player, I applaud your ability to play even that well without your thumbs.

[lawlxxxx1]

a garden knome

really

[lawlxxxx1]

a garden knome really

[mark12145]

Thank god for a Dan 2.0 style vlog.

[a3rappergirl]

sarcasm.

[iairboy72]

How did you get a Droid X on AT&T?

[justin1138]

George Bush......awesome President?!?! are you being sarcastic? Maybe if your definition of awesome means "sucks". Um, let's see -- alienated us to the other countries, started a dubious war, gave tax breaks to the rich, increased deficits, helped Haliburton a whole lot, was against beneficial treaties, etc.. Dan, please get a clue, soon.

[justin1138]

@justin1138

I didn't see the sarcasm tag, sorry to doubt you Dan. :-) I had just got home from a long shift.

[jdfan1989]

@justin1138

OMG please do not make his "sarcastic" comment into a political debate bashing Bush. It's been beaten to death and gets really old really quickly. Obama sucks just as much so get off your soap box and enjoy this episode of D3P0.

[junharada90]

i like the fiesta part! XDD

[iTurnedBlue]

im moving this sunday, i know how you feel:/

[mrpotatoman14]

guys he has now put the sarcasm symbol over his mouth so stop thinking he wasnt joking

[CoTTTonEyedJoE]

your answer to "omg does dan really like George bush?" lies at :47

[Jreyes2265]

George Bush. Awesome President??????????

Joking right....tell me that was a joke.

[porotix]

@Jreyes2265 you must read SARCASM :D

[LastWill13]

Ha ha ha lol george bush ha ha good president ha ha ... Wait that was a joke right? Please tell me it was a joke.

[PaperMondes]

Windows phone 7! :)

and an awkward face

[PaperMondes]

Windows phone 7! :)

[pennclick]

Wait!! Is Dan a republican?!

[performingarts101]

@pennclick did u see the flash of words when he said that? it said "sarcasm".

[jillianmariah06]

should have solved a rubik's cube, or pogo sticked without thumbs!

[celldweller454]

Wow a semi interesting sponsor pitch at the end for once.

[PunkPlaidKitty]

BEER IS GOOD BEER IS GOOD BEER IS GOOD..... AND STUFF!!

[PunkPlaidKitty]

Shower curtain rods, you now have my respect.

[nightsparkled]

maybe you shouldn't pick at your zits so much.