Dear Ke$ha Why dont i call? Cuz i didnt think you were interested in me, you clearly showed more interested in all the other guys your bat your eyes. I dont want my heart to be broken again.
Dude, this is... Oh, god. Apparently I'm Ke$ha's object of affection. I should probably call her. I'm really looking forward to that sweater she promised to knit me.
This is so freaky... I like this guy named Stephen, he has an ugly slutty girlfriend, and everything else about this song also applies to me. Ke$ha have you been creepin on me?!(;
Thanks Ke$ha for making a song just for my bestest friend in World..... just one problem his name is Ste'v'en not Ste'ph'en. Too much coke was in you when I told you this, huh?
I was playing this song at a school picnic because my friend and I know a Stephen but he never comes to the picnics so we figured we were safe but nopeeee, He came running up to us and we had to shut off the song quickly. :P he never heard it. But I posted it on facebook and he thought it was for him o_o
Not content with shamelessley ripping off Uffie, Ke$ha continues to raid the musical costume wardrobe of artists more talented than she (Imogen Heap), blend them borishly down to their sum parts, and vomit a little crock of shit like this out of her arsehole...Why God?
@username5562 Lol Shes crazy bro, U dont understand until your in Our position.
Seriously I just had to leave a BEAUTIFUL girl that I was with all together because of the OCD possessiveness & stalker madness.
Cant call or hang out because it flares up again. I could be hanging with a new girl just chillin having a good time & she could end up in the same place WITH a NEW bf I might add and would want to whip that chicks ass because shes with me lmao! 2oo much way 2oo much. Avoid at ALL Cost!
Fuck all of you Stephens, your names aren't pronounced like this, they are pronounced with an f sound, god dammit! I hate it when people ask my name, I say Steven and they ask which way it is spelled. I made a v sound, didn't I? Not a god damn ph sound.
this fat boy i dont like is called stephan and today we took a field trip to this weird actor play thing and i played this on my fone on the bus and he was 2 seats in front of me and hes like WHOS THAT?!?!? and me and my friends were laughing lol.
um...seriously? would it kill people to keep their negative comments to themselves? i mean, i dont see yall all over the tv and radio making millions. so she must be doing somethin right.
Loll
Kyasiadixon 2 hours ago
BAHHH! this is why I dont call you! you write weird songs about me!
Unionwarriors 1 day ago
Ke$ha, you are a creep. .__.
Kleefinland 1 week ago
ha stephen is where is at
stephen155346 2 weeks ago
is this the song that she wrote after her fiance died
beautyblob 2 weeks ago
Dear Ke$ha Why dont i call? Cuz i didnt think you were interested in me, you clearly showed more interested in all the other guys your bat your eyes. I dont want my heart to be broken again.
Love Stephen
Milo13 1 month ago
Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeephen
alex2143 1 month ago
@Miamispringsking well then call kesha then she clearly wants u 2
krazykrizia 1 month ago
My boyfriends name is Stephen-3
XxEmoDarling1996xX 1 month ago
Why Stephen? Why Not Steven? :)
NevetsSotnas 1 month ago
@NevetsSotnas
probably because his name is Stephen, duh?
beautyisveryTiny 1 month ago
Ha, my name is Stephen!
Miamispringsking 1 month ago
I had my best friends girlfriend sing this to me last night, it was fucking awkward as hell.
Beytill113 1 month ago
Does anyone else picture Rose from Two and a Half Men singing this? :$
iDream97 2 months ago
Lmao i love this song!!!!! it is so stalkerish!!!!! You go girl do the creep-ah!!!!!
KingJadaS 2 months ago
I'll knit u a sweater! I'll keep u as my pet and hide u under my bed....FOREVER!! -;}. Muuuaaahhhh haa haa haa!!!! You better watch out!!!
amandaklo 2 months ago
My bfs name is Stephen ha
awesometaeler 2 months ago
fuck this, i was looking for senses fail
KidsGotGUTS 2 months ago
77 people never got a call from stephen....
cupcake7499 3 months ago 11
i luv this song!!!
livandmiklovejb 3 months ago
omg i know a stephen
McChicken797 3 months ago
I love this song. It kinda makes me think of Steve Jobs and iJustine....just sayin'
lucky13LOL1 3 months ago
I love this song even if its a little stalkerish and maybe a bit evil and perhaps a little little bit of creepy. I love it.
TearLilyd 4 months ago
Kesha your sounding kind of desperate. Just saying.
GongShowHock 4 months ago
Well now he's dead, so he'll never call you.
Sorry hun.
chesiregirl 5 months ago
What if I don't WANT to call Ke$ha Steven? I think just Ke$ha's fine(;
theotherleonaygirl 6 months ago 4
@TheReaIlyBigBananas LOL
Cuntara 6 months ago
im in love with a guy in steven. he never returns my calls. :( at least not anymore after i sang this too him :P
lalalaih8waffles 6 months ago in playlist Kesha Animal 5
If I get 40 likes I will sing this to my friend stephen for the talent show this year. I'm a guy LMAO
Cuntara 7 months ago 9
Fuck Stephen, Steven is where its at.
eidroetaksx 7 months ago 37
@eidroetaksx fuck no stephen all the way
sm70118 3 months ago
@eidroetaksx LOLOLOL YEAH
hannahindaworld 1 month ago
@eidroetaksx
Steven is way to generic and Stephen came first. No school like the old school.
Milo13 1 month ago
it's a pretty great day to be named stephen.
rhoads160 7 months ago
ill knit u a sweater 8-)
Randomlaughingshow 1 year ago
wats stephens number i have a sudden urge to call him
Randomlaughingshow 1 year ago
STEPHEN CAN YOU PLEASE CALL HER
AchievingBrookekwe 1 year ago 2
I dunno about you guys, or this Stephen asshole
but I'd call her back in about 3 seconds.
XxITSJIMMYxX 1 year ago
Dude, this is... Oh, god. Apparently I'm Ke$ha's object of affection. I should probably call her. I'm really looking forward to that sweater she promised to knit me.
DudeMyNameIsSteve 1 year ago 39
I CHANGED MY NUMBER 7 TIMES BITCH
xLoveEmmax 1 year ago
Haha my best friends name is Steven. I totally know how to piss him off now...
DecemberResplendence 1 year ago
I love you StarLit109
Maeousie 1 year ago 2
when the beginning starts i swear i always think im in church O.o lol
puppyloverocks210 1 year ago
This is my song lol! But I should change the name ! hahaha
MayteMarie854 1 year ago
My Boyfriends Name Is Stephen!!!<3
jazzmiitazz 1 year ago
my name is stephen!
OfficialStephenNiday 1 year ago
hey stephen by tayswift is better -_-
fledgehog 1 year ago
@fledgehog shut the fuck up no it isnt and there is no need to say that cause theres no connection
xLoveEmmax 1 year ago
@fledgehog
cool
marym2011 1 year ago
ke$ha's songs are really weird. ahaha but i actually love all of them . :)) to me, shes liek an improved lady gaga. ahaha
neekyneave 1 year ago
this song=my life. ugh.
halfwaytomexico 1 year ago 2
haha ~
thecandylover39 1 year ago
Damn, thought this was going to be about Stephen Hawking. I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up...
kexxrulz 1 year ago
this bitches music sucks
RaabBlog 1 year ago
@RaabBlog ... why... are you listening to it then?
DarkSunrise4444 1 year ago
@DarkSunrise4444 because it in the side thing of one of the videos i was watching.
RaabBlog 1 year ago
my name is Stephen and i approve this message.
passwerthg 1 year ago
this is probaly keshas most touching song hahaha
awosme123 1 year ago
this is probaly keshas most touching song
awosme123 1 year ago
I know, I should of called her... I though she knew. We were only a 1 nighter bbz!
+I gave you my number, Call me bitch!
XboxTech 1 year ago
@XboxTech ur a boy right? if so...OMG. see a docter dudeeeeeee x
americangirlwebki 1 year ago
@americangirlwebki WHY?! MY PENIS IS STILL INTACT?
XboxTech 1 year ago
@XboxTech THESE ARENT THINGS YOU TELL GIRLS O_o xx
americangirlwebki 1 year ago
I'll knit you a sweater :D
ScottieDawgxD 1 year ago
Stephen , why won't you call her ?!
razi02589 1 year ago
Call you Stephen? But I thought you liked the name Ke$ha? |D;;
YOURBLEACHSTOP 1 year ago 5
my dad's name is steve.
Kinzlover33 1 year ago
This song is such a confidence booster for me, i love hearing her say my name over and over
Themorningstar93 1 year ago 5
@Themorningstar93 exept the fact that she hates you..
americangirlwebki 1 year ago
@Themorningstar93 Lol. <3
Mew59 1 year ago
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no lyrics what the helk ughh supid homo's jacked stephen
haleyaileen12 1 year ago
no lyrics what the helk ughh supid homo's jack stephen
haleyaileen12 1 year ago
@haleyaileen12 um..there's lyrics
Fadaldo 1 year ago
@haleyaileen12 click the comments...
sfield86 1 year ago
Lol Ke$ha said she stalked Stephen for 7 years! hahah and that now he is a "looser"
this was on ryan seacrest's radio interview with her. love love love this song :')
jennyscool 1 year ago
Stephen, don't call her, call me!!!!!!!!!!!!
THELAURAS2010 1 year ago
DID STEPHEN CALL YOU?!? TWENTY YEARS LATER, I AM STILL WAITING FOR STEPHEN TO CALL ME :(
THELAURAS2010 1 year ago
@THELAURAS2010 same here
samandhenna 1 year ago
Forget Stephen i can call you and be your bestfriend :D
OIIitstwinkle 1 year ago
Intro is totally a rip-off of "Hide and Seek."
And the rest of it is a rip-off of "Hey Stephen" by T-Swift!!!
petero9 1 year ago
I WONT CALL YOU BECAUSE YOU CANCELED MY WORLD OF WARCRAFT ACCOUNT! NOW LET ME SHOVE A REMOTE UP MY BUTT
acidrespawn 1 year ago 7
@acidrespawn funniest video ever
SugarLipx 1 year ago
This is funny
MrPerson384 1 year ago
stephen, call her already.
spanish: Stephen, su llamada ya.
kesha, quit bugging him. thanks.
spanish:Kesha, lo dejó de fastidiar. gracias.
great song.
spanish:gran canción
cheerforever10 1 year ago
my name's not steven...... but ill call her anytime. ;D
sniperer90 1 year ago
OH KESHA YOU CREEPER
leauni 1 year ago
My friends babysitter's boyfriend is this guy she is talking about. We r not kidding!!! He told us himself! That Ke$ha was stalking him :0
bebedotcom1 1 year ago
@bebedotcom1 yeah riqht.
cheerforever10 1 year ago
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bebedotcom1 1 year ago
I had a boyfriend named stephen... we were engaged.
MetisTheron 1 year ago
this song is addicting..
gcmylovey 1 year ago
my boyfriend's name is Stephen.
kenzieroxz14 1 year ago
@kenzieroxz14 Has he ever mentioned being stalked by kesha? XD
shikalov 1 year ago
Ke$ha!!!! D: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!>_< You're supposed to sneak up and use Chloroform :D. The worlds #1 D.R. Drug :D
ShadowsArch 1 year ago
Stephen! Call Her plese
1007fernanda 1 year ago 3
why doesn't Ke$ha call stephen?
PeteyandRuby12 1 year ago 99
@PeteyandRuby12 she didn't have credit D:
AsDesocupadas 1 year ago
I saw the vid. (It's on the Cannibal+Animal Deluxe Edition)
toxicterror100 1 year ago
my nam is stephen. even with a ph instead of a v. kesha, i love you. ill call ya ;)
racetime224 1 year ago 19
This is so freaky... I like this guy named Stephen, he has an ugly slutty girlfriend, and everything else about this song also applies to me. Ke$ha have you been creepin on me?!(;
waitlolwhut123 1 year ago 8
Oh my God. This is fucking my song word for word. Oh Steven... <3
freakygirl43 1 year ago 2
stephen works at a glitter factory, thats pretty much keshas dream guy XD
120chico 1 year ago
@120chico That was kind of stupid.
vixangel1 1 year ago
stupid, but true =D
120chico 1 year ago
OMG.
STEPHEN IAHAHOHO IN ITALY.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
STEPHEN, CALL HER!
xMintyToothPaste 1 year ago
I think Stephen is a bit poor, it can't buy a cell phone
ligia2012 1 year ago
@ligia2012 It?
freakygirl43 1 year ago
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i think stephen is a bit poor , he can't buy a cellphone :/
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ligia2012 1 year ago
You know this Stephen dude needs to stop calling Lady Gaga and call Ke$ha
TheJalencollins 1 year ago 4
I wish my friend Stephen would just call the bitch already hahaha.
TornadoesNMusic 1 year ago
Yeah, sorry Kesha, but im not gonna call you, even if my name is Stephen (It is)
prantsike 1 year ago
lol!! O.O -looks out window-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sassymiklala 1 year ago
I love this songg
Justjordan9 1 year ago
Lo my name is Stephen.
XxMetallicaFan420xX 1 year ago
@XxMetallicaFan420xX Then y won't u call her?
RandomGirl1234565 1 year ago
lol obsess with Stephen aren't you Ke$ha
youngmoneylilwayne1 1 year ago
I'LL KNIT YOU A SWEATER.
nuncaymon 1 year ago 4
This song makes me need to befriend a Stephen.
Rocoluke27 1 year ago 97
70 people are named Stephen and wont call Kesha [cashew] (:
Prescillapix 1 year ago 3
Thanks Ke$ha for making a song just for my bestest friend in World..... just one problem his name is Ste'v'en not Ste'ph'en. Too much coke was in you when I told you this, huh?
I -3 My Steven and HE needs to call me.
TheUnknowPainted 1 year ago 2
mt bestie is in love with a steven!! heh hehe heh she always sings it.
saraliciousable 1 year ago
My friends will play this and Taylor Swifts "Dear Stephen" to me. My name is spelled with a v though. lol
BloodFalcon001 1 year ago
Why does the guy i absolulty H A T E have to be named Stephen? xD
And me uncle too? Its kinda funny after a heard this song
bluestar98765432 1 year ago
The girl that i really love showed me this song.
jesusarcique 1 year ago
oh Stephen why don't you call me ???? lolololol your GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY!~!!!! just like you!!!
Rachael5922 1 year ago
at first i thought it was 'why wont you call me stephen?' not stephen why wont you call me :) hahah
RosieHale24 1 year ago
@RosieHale24 good story. tell it at parties.
ChooChewAchoo 1 year ago
Too bad the guy I like is named Stephen and this describes my relationship with him PERFECTLY. It's creepyyyy haha.
Nessie9210 1 year ago
watch his name be mike in the end & not steven
OMGmarielle 1 year ago
I was playing this song at a school picnic because my friend and I know a Stephen but he never comes to the picnics so we figured we were safe but nopeeee, He came running up to us and we had to shut off the song quickly. :P he never heard it. But I posted it on facebook and he thought it was for him o_o
Frostedcatsandjbrofn 1 year ago
Not content with shamelessley ripping off Uffie, Ke$ha continues to raid the musical costume wardrobe of artists more talented than she (Imogen Heap), blend them borishly down to their sum parts, and vomit a little crock of shit like this out of her arsehole...Why God?
thrh66 1 year ago
I am Stephen. I love you with a burning passion. BE MINE!!
soupersalad95 1 year ago
Stephen is a dumbass. I wouldve called her back.
username5562 1 year ago 2
@username5562 Lol Shes crazy bro, U dont understand until your in Our position.
Seriously I just had to leave a BEAUTIFUL girl that I was with all together because of the OCD possessiveness & stalker madness.
Cant call or hang out because it flares up again. I could be hanging with a new girl just chillin having a good time & she could end up in the same place WITH a NEW bf I might add and would want to whip that chicks ass because shes with me lmao! 2oo much way 2oo much. Avoid at ALL Cost!
ZR0SuM 1 year ago
@ZR0SuM
I don't fully understand this, but for some reason it made me feel better.
I was also with a mentally ill person. :)
replicationofbeauty 1 year ago
there was a stephen in my class and me and my friend were singing this and when he heard us he ran away screaming! lol!
candyhearts24681 1 year ago
Fuck all of you Stephens, your names aren't pronounced like this, they are pronounced with an f sound, god dammit! I hate it when people ask my name, I say Steven and they ask which way it is spelled. I made a v sound, didn't I? Not a god damn ph sound.
DecimusMeridias 1 year ago
i hope she is not talking about stephen harper
D1rtyscam3r 1 year ago
i c how ke$ha's a hot mess now.....
Wrigley44LL 1 year ago
it is okay but it is like saying i cant come up with any more good songs
bunniesrockout 1 year ago
haha my girlfriend just told me about this song cuz my name is steven i guess thats really how she feels haha?!?!?!
SLAUGHTEREDxMASSACRE 1 year ago
Steven always gets mad at me when I leave this on his voicemail.
lacaration 1 year ago
this fat boy i dont like is called stephan and today we took a field trip to this weird actor play thing and i played this on my fone on the bus and he was 2 seats in front of me and hes like WHOS THAT?!?!? and me and my friends were laughing lol.
daisyluvsgaga 1 year ago
Hey ,i like your beard lol
242424DJDJ 1 year ago
@242424DJDJ wrong song, dude
98Greenjeans 1 year ago
@242424DJDJ ahaha wrong song
meggalilmissswagger 1 year ago
Hey ,i like your beard
242424DJDJ 1 year ago
Buetifull (l)
Love ke$ha
^_^
Bryanposthuma 1 year ago 2
this song is about this guy stalk just gound that out like a couple of months ago
juciedot 1 year ago
lolz I ♥ this song and I happen to like a boy named steven who I'm chatting with on facebook right now! =D I just think this is knida funny.
meAdiaobong1228 1 year ago
I'm gonna find a Stephen/Steven/Steaven and sing this to him just to creep him out.
emmybelle10 1 year ago
@emmybelle10 OMG you realy should that would be awsome!!
meAdiaobong1228 1 year ago
@emmybelle10 omg imma do that to my friend dude!
everlife414 1 year ago
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palkia192 1 year ago
omg i like stevos lol nice haha
play0ption 1 year ago
the stephen i know so does nawt have tight ass rocker pants.
taylorhottner 1 year ago
JUST COMING!
rosiehrx 1 year ago
i just adore this song its soo cute!
lollipop56651 1 year ago
I swear its Steven, not Stephen O.o
Unless Stephen is pronounced differently in Eng....
Nice song anyway though xD
Jagx09 1 year ago
@Jagx09 but she's american?
My brothers called stephen and its pronounced exactly like Steven.
and i'm from england :)
FriedGreenHobbaNobba 1 year ago
@FriedGreenHobbaNobba Then I'm confused :/
I'm probably wrong anyways so lmao xD
I thought Stephen is pronounced like Stefen.... uk xD
Jagx09 1 year ago
@Jagx09 im sure it is my dads names steaven (im english) its like phone sounds like fone not vone lol
TheGenie165 1 year ago
@TheGenie165 Right...
Whats the difference between Steven and Stephen then?
Or are they just the same names?
Wtf? xD
Jagx09 1 year ago
@FriedGreenHobbaNobba is this kesha lol
play0ption 1 year ago
@ibeliveinseddie Nah, man... 66 people know the real Stephen... :O 702 people are still waiting for his call.
TheArDavis 1 year ago
STEPHEN.
WHY WONT YOU CALL HER?
TheCoolcat49 1 year ago 59
66 people are waiting for stephen to call them...O.o
ibeliveinseddie 1 year ago
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66 pepole are named Stephen and are embarrassed.
BLAZE711XD 1 year ago
um...seriously? would it kill people to keep their negative comments to themselves? i mean, i dont see yall all over the tv and radio making millions. so she must be doing somethin right.
cowandchicken12 1 year ago
lol this song is so stupid
poopinashell123 1 year ago
I'm gonna go find me a Stephen to stalk...then cut his balls off! Credit to Ke$ha!
campalamp1212 1 year ago
@campalamp1212 That's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. :)
But I completely agree.
FluteCake15 1 year ago
Yesssssssss
czarpeppers 1 year ago
xDD
cRaZyGrIl378 1 year ago