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  • I am giving away 3 copies of this game on my channel if anyone wants to try and win!

  • I'm thinking on buying this game, would you recommend it?

  • Steel Storm 2 Announced!!!! :D

  • Bollucks! Apparently blowing up nuclear fusion racks when your close to them is a REALLY bad idea.

    Thank you for clearing that up TotalBiscuit, well there goes my plans for Saturday.

  • @mushclone298 Just w8 until he tells you to not jump on burning spikes. My whole vacation was ruined!

  • My biggest problem with this game is that you CANNOT minimize the window at all. If you do, it bugs out your mouse, freezing it in place. This forces me to reset my computer manually. This is a huge pain!

  • @nlspe Fail troll is Epic Fail

  • wow this channel really is some low-hanging fruit

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  • Daily deal on steam!

    £1.99

    Gonna buy it, looks good

  • This is now ridiculously cheap on Steam, €2.24 only today (normal price €4.49)!

  • THIS GAME IS DAILY DEAL ON STEAM ATM!

  • I can't believe you mentioned Raptor: Call of the shadows

    It's like no one knows that game!

  • @brickmastertube

    ha I thought everyone knew about Tyrian and Raptor, they're like as popular as Commander Keen

  • *screaming* READ THE MAP LEGEND "exit gate"

  • This reminds me of SWIV, an Old (early 90's) and super-awesome top-down shooter. Anyone remembers that? It was more linear than this (basically the whole game was just one long superlevel that kept scrolling on) and it had unbelievable enemy variety compared to this.

    Just found it on wikipedia: SWIV :D

  • 3:48 for actual gameplay

  • This game is amazing.

  • you meant Raptor : call of the shadows ? if yes i love that game when i was growing up i played it to death :D

  • look at the map key its there for a reason

  • tb "i don't like it when they hide things in a mission" after he had driven by the exit 2 or 3 times :D

  • @kentster82

    You mean that thing with the big red indicator on the map, which according to the legend was the "Exit Gate"?

    Yeah, he kind of missed it. TB must be so glad GPS navigation was invented, he couldn't read a map if his life depended on it.

  • why the hell was my advert just a dog saying om nom nom nom nom nom, over and over again?

  • "This game is mainly about blowing stuff up."

    ...

    *installs game immediately and plays*

  • why review games if you are only going to play them for 5 minutes?

    Idiotic

  • @netscapepizza he doesn't review them.

    he does FIRST thoughts / first look

  • @netscapepizza First off, it's not a review; it's a first-impressions series. TotalBiscuit goes over the game for anywhere between 20 minutes to an hour and puts out a video, telling them if, so far, the game is good (good meaning objectively good, not subjectively). It helps people formulate opinions about the game, in some cases, better than a full review does.

  • Really nice game. Actually, that's how I would do a game: no cut-scenes, no fancy menu, no annoying voices over your head, etc. Just pure fun.

  • Im Kind of on fire...

  • This game is now part of Humble Indie Bundle 3.

    True story.

  • @SexyMelon not just "true" it's and awesome story bro!! ^^

  • @SexyMelon

    Oh, so that's why it's suddenly in my steam library.

    I was wondering, where the hell did this game from?

  • @SexyMelon aww i thought i got a random gift from steam :(

  • @SexyMelon Heh, I was like "What the hell is going on...? Why the hell would someone hack me and buy me a game...? What the hell...?" Then, I saw your comment. :D

  • @scruffy688 What was the comment that you saw by SexyMelon?

  • @finalfantasy50 "This game is now part of Humble Indie Bundle 3. True story."

  • @scruffy688 trololo i fail :D NVM xD

  • WTF is new synonym for review

  • So now we have to type WTF is Fear 3 instead of Fear 3 review

  • you missed the exit gate look at the bottom corner were the map key is then look at the other bottom corner on the map

  • What is cloud gaming???? Its a bloody Steam clone that keeps bothering my Total Biscuit experience, thats what it is!

  • @StartledSloth Its just saving ur game saves on steam server so that if u play same game on multiple PC's, the gameplay is consistent, it will load the game from where u left it last time, whatever may be ur PC u used to play

  • @gunther6412 To which I respond: It's Nyan PH but worse!

  • tyrian

  • Multiple re-entry vehicle... heh heh heh

  • Top-down action.... heh heh heh

  • modern games tend to avoid the "trail of bodies" in order to minimize hardware requirements. better games had/still have options for how long bodies remain or how many will remain..similar thing with decals. you could argue that modern pcs should be able to handle the load, but from producers view it will probably always be 'the more that can play the game, the better', and having an option you can set to high only to find out your pc can't handle it does not help that intention. sad really

  • This is a very good example of how TB is a very good play-by-play commentator, but totally lacklustre in his capacity to review gameplay. 0-0

  • I ended up nearly screaming because TB couldn't find the red dot in the bottom left of the map!

  • @gunther6412 The SUPER OMEGA 3 1/2 HOUR version

  • wow you couldnt find the giant red dot on your map that was the exit gate.. that it even told you in the map key

  • @gunther6412 well there is nothing to say about it and its not a game...

  • I REALLY WANT THIS GAME NOW. AAAAAAGH.

  • YES!! ad blocker works

  • 05:04

    "You are going to get Hitler, I-- Too many bullets..."

    Why do I always hear what TB says as sinister things?

  • Must I say this? YOU had the BLOODY KEY!!!!!!!!! did you not notice the different colours on those portals!(o)? the blueish one said "hacking when you flew over it"

    Arrrghhhhhh TB you are awesome but sometimes you are hard work!

  • can you do a wtf is maplestory??

  • Ad-block plus. I dunno what ya'll are complaining about ;D

  • Yes exactly I love that the enemy Husks stay on Screen so many modern games simply vanish the Corpses is the excuse of Technical Reasons really still viable in 2011 tech setting? How many more time awesome would be Bulletstorm if all the Enemys Copses stayed on Screen for the Level or atleast give a friggin Option to let Corpses stay, I swar if in Duke Nukem Forever the Corpses will vanish I will be so dissappointed

  • WTF is Aids

  • wat is that at the top of the screen ? its like a yellow blue arrow like thing or somthing play on 720p and look real hard at the top middle of the screen

  • @XXBenitaXX64 I think that's the targeting reticule. Very hard to spot but it may be clearer in game I guess. You may be able to change how transparent it is.

  • @gunther6412 no

  • WTF is this 1 minute commercial?!

  • @ForrestGee for charity.

  • you are not searching in this game you just wont use the key at the bottom right of the map......

  • This is why i respect TB so much.

    he REALLY REALLY cares about the quality of his content, and highly respects his viewers as well as the developers for the game's he shows.

  • You should WTF is a Terrible Games Journalist.

    Zing.

  • Bleeding ads killing my hearing

  • TB... u didnt notice the blinking red dot in the left corner? clearly stating EXIT GATE.... dude....

  • 1 min Comercial ... yey fuck Gooogle =D!

  • @SpikeOwz Adblock.

  • I hate it when people always never look at anything and thus miss the key things of the game, and then complain when they can't figure out what they would know if they just stopped 1 millisecond to read their surroundings.

  • "Ouch, I am dead. That is good."

  • I just can't take the rotation.

    Also it made me remember that I can't play Bangai-O HD Missile Fury because microsoft paid for exclusivity -_-.

  • Witcher 2 is worth purchasing!

  • Would kinda help if they made enemy bullets red instead of the same color as your own.

  • Damn can people stop complaining about ads. They pay for Youtube, nothing is free. When you complain about the ads you are basically saying that you do not want Youtube around.

  • Ironically, I am good at games I play for 5 minutes. The problem is when I have played the game for a total of two hours, then I go from being uber pro, to being total noob.

  • @Daiwiz or maybe the game gets harder ;)

  • @Daiwiz The thing is the levels get harder d00d

  • There was red dot on the map that said "exit point" taking time to read UI features is often helpful.

  • The disappearing bodies in Resident Evil 1 always made me think either the bastards were getting up or were being snacked on by other zombies lol, it was unsettling

  • @steamgamesfan This is not a valid arguement. As a newer game, it is expected that this should hold a "newer" level of quality. And yes, I actually would prefer to play Mario that this - Mario was actually original and clever.

  • ARGHGHA GREPOLIS FUCK OFF

  • TB you should totally play this game with Simon and Lewis even though it might make you go insane.

  • My god youtube, what has become of you? 60 second ads kaman

  • @leethaxhorses Would you rather have a subscription fee? YouTube takes maintenance, you know. It's not free. You are mooching off of their services, and they should get SOMETHING for it. Calm the fuck down.

  • @leethaxhorses 60SEC ? i've had

    a ad thats 15mins long

  • wtf is overgrowth please do it :D

  • 1 min long commercial and I can't skip -.-

  • @WolfPirateSkull same, fml

  • oh my god i had to sit thru a 1 minute commercial to watch this, I WILL PREVAIL

  • WTF is Fortix 2 please =]

  • @woocushpl the Totalbiscuit Ballad. Yes, really.

  • 60 sec ad... and after watching it i still dont know what it was about.

  • 60 SEC AD?!

  • @NerdRoar Would you rather have a subscription fee? YouTube takes maintenance, you know. It's not free. You are mooching off of their services, and they should get SOMETHING for it. Calm the fuck down.

  • 60 min ad!?

  • 60 sec ad nty

  • @mymrphill That's not indie. Plus from an interview with the dev and TB it seemed like the devs are totalasses

  • @Niveastylingel the "WTF is" series does not feature only indie titles.

  • have you ever thought of doing witcher 2 TB? (THIS IS NOT TELLING YOU TO DO IT)

  • This needs to be changed to "WTF Am I doing?!" XD

  • TB should try HoN, heroes of newerth needs totalbiscuits judgement :P

  • That red thing and that legend on the map must be laughing quite hard

  • 50 second long ads? WTF is this youtube?

  • @keladry1337 why are u whining about ads when theres adblocker 5 clicks away? u lazy bitch

  • "Ill go through here....Bollocks!"

    <3 TB

  • @SCTwotorials True :P but he did Brink and Bulletstorm , and since he has money for all the crap he got in WoW i doubt he has financial troubles .

  • @Jokzore He doesnt buy all of these games. Some are given to him by the developer, but most of them are sponsored by his company. After all, youtube is a part of his job.

  • WTF IS FABLE 3 PC! PLEASE DO THIS!

  • @Bilizzard1 I don't know if caps is helpful, but I second this.

  • More terraria videos :D

  • The map has a legend ^^

  • I wanna see the original video :(

  • @FullCircle360D Its still on his channel.

  • gah. I know you have alread recieved a million e-mails by now but you didn't check out the lower left of the map. The Big Red Square was a little incospicus.

  • Does anyone know what the WTF series outro song is?

  • i watched the missing video >:D!

  • FUCK i hate when i miss the videos he takes down. that really makes me paranoid when i see new videos to just load them and keep them loaded till i have time to watch them :/ ............

  • kinda looks like a weird version of battlezone 2

  • 12:43 rofl BOLLOCKS oh yeah and i was laughing that TB couldnt find the teleporter to exit the game yet i found it right away on the map

  • 12:43 rofl BOLLOCKS

  • FIRSTTT

  • This is making me dizzy.

  • How about that red thingie on the map saying "exit gate"?

  • Oh god damnit TB, fucking Nostalgia when you brought up Raptor.

    That was probably the first PC game I ever played. Call of the Shadows put some god damn hair on your chest.

  • im gonna kill the bastard from youtube who came up with the idea of getting commercials in the beginning of the videos!.

  • WTF is I wanna be the guy

    #1 hardest game in the world? :)

  • @Ulve124 lol it isnt hard at all its retard you youst need to repeat the same level more times to remember the right path

  • People please stop trying to get him do games trough comments HE DOESN'T READ THEM !! You lunatics!

  • @F2PView he does, he's told us often

  • @Fibah No he doesnt he always says he doesnt read the comments sometimes if his mods see a good idea they will pass it on but he has his own website for a reason

  • @Fibah He told us often that HE DOESN'T! go bakc 20 vids to his vlog and he will tell you he doesn't cause he has not time and gives an ass ^^ and i agree why the hell do that... since it makes no difference since 80% is trolling

  • @F2PView Fair enough, probably just confused something together with this

  • TB . . you are terrible at noticing things. The map has a key. the red dot marks the exit. . how could you open the map that many times and not notice it!?

  • @Lumas24110

    I was yelling at my monitor hoping he was see the legend on the map. "Exit Gate! The Red X with a circle around it! NO!! It is right there you just passed it!!"

  • why don't you look at the legenda? its say red colored cirkle with a cross inside = exit. it was at the bottom left.

  • Cudos for being fair. Good vid

  • the little red box marked as exit gate was the way out :)

  • Re-recording a video in a situation like this is exactly why I respect and watch you TB.

  • @Smoerable Then it will just be replaced by something far worse, something unimaginably horrific.

  • Dizzzzyyyyyyyyy!!

  • WTF is Witcher 2 !! :D I wana see TB rage when he gets his ass kicked xD

  • @Jokzore i will play witcher 2 anyways, so...

  • @ALDBslovakia umm .... so what ? . You know he doesnt do these vids just for you right ?

  • @steamgamesfan mario > your shitty gmod

  • FIRE ZE MISSILES!!! x)

  • ahhahhahaaahahahahahahaha!!! GREPOLIISSSS!

  • good video, bad game

  • TB the ultimate "hidden stuff" !

    TB spend more time looking at stuff and u will notice stuff.

  • good attitude biskit

  • ohh god TB your soooo dopey :')

  • TB, I must say, you may need to start bringing another person in for these WTFs, you've been known to miss important details

  • TotalBuscuit by any chance you gonna get the new Duke nukem?? :D

  • @M4tth2w1 I don't think youtube would allow any footage of that game. Period.

  • @M4tth2w1 wow a WTF is... of Duke Nukem Forever would be fucking amazing!

  • Umm.. TB you did what you did in the first video again.... In the map it had a key as to what all the symbols were. There was a Red Circle with an X in it labeled as "Exit Gate"

  • This game looks really stupid to me

  • Do a WTF is L.A.Noire !!! :)

  • @guildcreed i think tb is only a PC gamer and the Creaters who created L.A Noire never botherd to make it for the pc ):

  • @M4tth2w1 correction tb is only a PC game broadcaster. His console games are what he likes to play in his spare time.

  • @TheBT ah right lol =] never knew that hehe

  • Any1 else think watching tb play a bullet hell game wud be entertaining ?

  • will you be doing more dc universe online videos?