John Pinette - The Great Meat Recall

[DavidIsTheDude]

In my Language class at school, we were assigned to make up a story about pumpkins. Now, at first I wanted to do a scary story, but then I thought of this video. So I decided to have this joke be the story, except it was a pumpkin recall, not a meat recall. I called it, "The Great Pumpkin Recall".

Funny, huh?

[demonfromwithin]

He's lost a lot of weight from when he's first started

[johncisney15]

Now get outta here ya fat bastard! xD

[ag650a1]

his such an awesome old school comedian, his soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dwpoint548]

Absolutely love this man. Ya know he was an accountant before his friends said dude you're funny...imagine if he had never followed his dream

[youngrebels75]

@dwpoint548 really? an accountant?? I've been watching his comedy since Parker Lewis Can't Lose was on... and I'm a comedy connoisseur. Brian Regan, Rita Rudner, Paula Poundstone. Glad to know he got out of the accounting business and on stage where he belongs :-)

[VideoGamerYoshi]

"Who fu**** up the meat? They must pay!" I died laughing. This is my ghost typing.

[TheYuriBabe]

7 people are vegetarians.

[OMGsquirel26]

Go eat a vegetable. Now get outa here ya fat bastard.

[Tobias2789]

now wait, some of the funnier stuff isnt on the CD I got off Itunes, the entire mention of Nebraska, the priest saying "now get outta here you fat bastard"

[Ordonity]

WHO FUCKED UP THE MEAT?!

[jenkinstien]

when he got mad, i just lost it

[royalparatrooper83]

its the meat father its gone bad

[CinosTheHedgehog2000]

fields of corn, nice people, good football games, AND THEY FUCKED UP THE MEAT IS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!

[Ryuukazi]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[goku4231]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[SarahAllisonHunt]

6 people were born yesterday and still have not confirmed the meaning of true humour :P

[legomasterJt]

WHO FUCKED UP THE MEAT?!?! THEY MUST PAY!!! Haahahahahahahahahahah

[clipophile]

"Say three hail mary's and go eat a vegetable. Now get outta here ya fat bastard."

[yellowcougar18]

Irish accented priest was just hilarious, and I say that as a fellow Irish man.

[PrinceLonestar1000]

he is a complete genius and im a huge fan

GO PINETTE!

[snowboarder8303]

AMEN!!!!!!

[sirspamsalot2]

he doesnt curse alot which makes the random burst out hilarious

[thesonicd98]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA first its the lettuce and now its the meat NOOOOOOOOOO

[rangersleadtheway64]

I love it whenever he asks, "WHY!"

[ATL45]

WHO FUCKED UP THE MEAT??

this guy rules, so hard

[ToeKnee0126]

John is funny because of his delivery. If he wrote jokes for any other comic it wouldn't be nearly as funny. He makes it funnier by getting angry and passionate about what he's talking about.

[Omnis2]

John is fucking hilarious

[0LittlemissLola]

he's funny!

[msarzo]

I just saw this for the first time a few minutes ago. My sides were hurting I was laughing so hard!

[grassburner]

Nebraska, You take good care of our meat!

[Saphira47]

You looked worried my son....

It's the meat Father...it's gone bad.

Well you don't look like you're starvin', say three Hail Mary's and go eat a vegetable now get out of here you fat bastard

[multilawnmowerman]

If you found out who fucked up the meat let me know and I will make them fuck there own meat!!!Ha,ha,ha!!!

[MrRyandogg1]

dont make me go to nebraska. i dont know where it is, but i'll find the son of the bitch! lmao

[Conanthelegend]

who fucked up the meat, they must pay!

[T3hKNIGHT]

My arm went numb!

[chriskneifl09]

hey im from nebraska. AND I'M SORRY!

[drummerman324]

first time ive ever heard him say fuck!

but no matter what hes still damn halarious

[astrophysics1997]

THEY FUCKED UP THE MEAT!

[wannahuckaloogy5]

You don't looked starved now say three hell marys and go eat a vegetable, Now get out of here you fat Bastard

[ihavedarkcharm]

lmao

[JosefScarletteMUA]

WHO FUCKED UP THE MEAT!?

lmao!

[WRESTLINGGOD00]

THE FUCKED UP THE MEAt!!!

[Sandizza]

I love John ... his entire act is based on one thing - his weight. But this dude is so talented he can absolutely kill an audience every time, joking about the same thing.

[Kristiekins2]

well, he's so good at making fun of himself, he even joked about how his entire act is based on his weight.

[ihatesrfng]

the most ive ever heard him curse, classic

[LUV2LUVT]

This guy is the best I have heard in along time.....funny without usin the f-word now thats talent!

[wasup23tube]

he used it like 10 times haha

[deadchord]

well he does, but its always how he used it here "Who FUCKED up the meat?" its never in an insulting manner as far as ive heard

[TheDragonoverlord]

best lines ever.

[thamasochist]

Wow I've never heard him curse, he was pissed to the highest level pissivity!

[conishe]

who fucked up the meat lol

[UB44K80]

Thsi is my first time listening to this guy and he is a riot!!!! I am a fan forever more!

[TheBigGuy11010]

my sadness went to anger

WHO FUCKED UP THE MEAT?

[nancyderyl]

This guy is the best!!

[nancyderyl]

This guy is the white version of Tylor Perry's humour!!!!!

[caterus]

Erum Tylor Perry Really? granted it was a month ago you commented. But how are they even close?

Tylor dont get me wrong is funny. (at times)

But they are no where near the same in stand up, Besides John Pinette been around a lot longer

[dickthedestroyer]

WHO FUCKED UP THE MEAT?!?!

THEY MUST PAY!!

priceless

[roadrunnerblaz]

Say three "Hail Marys" and get the hell outta here you fat bastard!

[doctorj366]

lmaoooo WHO FUCKED UP THE MEAT?!?!?!

[grassburner]

I'll ration it out according to weight! HA HA!

[machhe1]

i love this guy!!!!

[rupumpkin]

Who fucked up the meat, they must pay.

[Happyemoguy]

Its the meat father....

[clubsoda69]

he is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[webhead37]

Who FUCKED UP THE MEAT?!!! LOL

[shelbycan]

Who fucked up the meeeat? Hahahaa

[NSHSDT90]

Anybody Here From Nebraska?We'll Kick The Shit Out Of Ya' Right Now!

[JCgamer7gamehackerNR]

Eating hamburger at the time.

[sleekhattrick11]

Hilarious

[psudeckacards]

please god save the meat

[Griffis1969]

They must pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brucesmith765]

WHO FUCKED UP THE MEAT!!

[chainman100]

'Say three hail marys and go eat a vegetable now get out of here you fat bastard.'

[thunderstruck665]

Wow, his voice has changed a lot!

[BygPhattyPlus]

He's is one of THE FUNNIEST comedians EVER!

[weirdoguy]

oh i love john pinette he is just so awsome

[tca604]

the beefkeeper 14000 lol!

[gothgirl16]

"well my arm went numb"

"if you're from Nabraska, we'll kick the sh!t out of yeah!

[tca604]

...i've heard a silly rumor...plz God save the meat!

[zantos45]

lol!!!

[custmizr]

"who fucked up the meat!!! they must pay!!!!!"

[hotrodkid7]

ya i know, if could have made a nice Chili!

[Burningrockets]

Now say three hail marys and go eat a vegetable you fat bastard

[tca604]

"theyre recalling all the meat" ..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[thunderstruck665]

Hilariously enough, there was another big meat recall in Nebraska yesterday, ten years after this bit!!!! Quick, somebody give John a map so he can find the son of a bitch!!!

[tca604]

bring it 2 my house i have the walk in freezer! its the meat father! who fucked up the meat? they must pay! THEY FUCKED UP THE MEAT IS WHAT HAPPENED!!

[ROFLpwnedvideos]

His cleaner stuff, in my opinion, is actually funnier.

[buggoff]

Don't think I've ever heard John drop the "F" bomb. I've never seen him in person. Does his live act usually include profanity? I'm not judging...just asking.

[soccerGirl90210]

no not really- he is a very clean comedian, but seriously they recalled ALL the meat! *horrified face* LMAO usually very clean :)

[BeastMan617]

actually his acts used to contain profanity, then he started to clean himself up because "younger generations" began taking interest in him. Every so often in his live shows he will use harsh language; so he, or the hall where he is performing, sets an age restriction on the show.

[Jeff8051]

I heard a silly rumor!!!!!!!!!!!

[sasababee]

THEY MUST PAY

...i could have made a nice chili

XDD

[OldNightwishRules]

''WHO FUCKED UP THE MEAT'' LMFAO!

[hotrodkid7]

LOL "bring it to my house, i have the walk in freezer" classic

[myeliteromance]

Say 3 hail marys and go eat a vegetable

IMAO

[ilikescreaming]

ha...im from nebraska. i fucked up the meat!

[myeliteromance]

EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sojaofdapepo]

who fucked up the meat!!!!!!!!! rofl

[jad1golfer]

This guy will make you piss your pants. He needs his own show!

[stupdworld]

plz put the whole cd on. this is an awesome show.

[BeastMan617]

The sad thing is, if you try to buy the CD now, most of them are censored. Believe it or not its true. I personally have two copies the original and censored one; which at the time I bought it didn't know it was censored. Well I was waiting in anticipation for "Who fucked up the meat?!"... They cut it out of the track, I was so mad.

[lucasgirl101]

Poor John! he was SUFFERING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chainman100]

oh god my ribs are killing me and my left arm went arm went numb

[TheloverofTKD]

They're recalling all the meat... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!­, lol, Who Fucked up the Meat

[jayboy1208]

FUCKLARIOUS!!

[thunderstruck665]

"Well ya don't exactly look like yer starvin'. Say three Hail Marys and go eat a vegetable. Now get outa here ya fat bastard!" ROTFL!!!!

[jacktomjoe1]

My left arm went numb

[Redxxt]

Ha ha ha ha! Don't make me go to Nebraska! I don't know where it is, But I'll find the Son-of-a-bitch! ha ha ha ha SOOOOOOO Funny

[jlogan2664]

I need a Beefkeeper 14000 cause I don't do well in the heat either...LOL

[weirdoguy]

same here lol

[Ryuukazi]

"They're recalling all the meat..."

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

Ahahaha! This is so good, John is such a talented comedian.

[truckboy122]

It seems that most of the comments, so far, are from people who don't like to laugh. I love John Pinette's work and I hope he has more in store for us. Thanks for the upload.

[arla61]

the beefkeeper 14000 <3

[HarshCritic11]

this is not funny at all. this is disgusting and stupid. it's basically fat people bitching about stupid shit.

[SDMF21]

Or maybe you're uptight and bitchy...

[SDMF21]

Better than YOU bitching about stupid shit. Go away.

[SDMF21]

-5?? FUCKING SWEET!

John Pinette was here last week; the man is brilliant.

[horndog691]

Audio only and useda pic so that a file couldbe uploaded

[BeastMan617]

This was recorded back in 1997; before the demand for standup comedy acts to be on video. As for the "pic" it is the album art from the CD.

[MooseUNK]

good standup...why not actually have a video?

[TokenWhiteGuyAGR]

Because there is no video.