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  • So if this is embarrassing...

    Whats screaming out "ASS CRACK!" in the middle of the store?...

  • My brother one time fell asleep in his bed...and woke up in the bathtub with his pillow and blanket.

    What a wonderful surprise in the morning. XD

  • Gotta love how the like 3rd time he says it he says it so sadly, "I ran out of hotdogs," :,( its ok damian we'll get you more hotdogs

  • last night my sister giggled in her sleep, i was freaked the fuck out haha

  • i wish people thought i had tourettes so i can curse every one out

  • I sleep masturbate.

  • i always time travel in my dream. one dream i said "YEA!!!!!! i love time traveling"

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  • i beat the shit out of ppl in my sleep

  • 103 people have touretts

  • vvvv arrow IN the knee * vvvv

  • i used to have hot dogs... then i took an arrow to the knee

  • Ha my friend told me that over the summer when i stayed at his house one night i woke him up cause in my sleep i started yelling FUCK YA and humping the air mattress that i was sleeping on xD

  • once i started sleepwalking and i went down stairs and shoved a pot of decritive mix sat crissed crossed on the coffy table and said WATER!!!!!!!! then i walked upstairs and grabbed a water gun and went out on my deck i started pulling the trigger and saying EAT SHIT GOD DAMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Once I was sleeping and I said "I'm butterfly so what are ya gonna do about it BONYHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • my mom told me that two monts ago i went up at 2 am and i went back stairs. she stop me and ask: what the heck are you doing? and i said: i have to save my cat before grandma eats it and shit im on me. and i fell back asleep on the floor in front of her.

  • Once when i was 9 i said in my sleep " I am gonna fuck you so hard you will need to get a new vagina when I am done with you you mother fucking BITCH!" True story.

  • @Rarityfan2 Oh woah. XD

  • when I was 6 or 7, my mum told me that i was mumbling, " spidey f**ks mary jane* in my sleep.

  • one night I was watching makemebad35 all night so my dad told me I got up and acted out every thing damion said in the sleepwalker video and my dad caught it on tape lol

  • one time my mom told me I started singing in my sleep "Black kitty cat, Black Kitty cat,what are you gonna do wen they come for you?

  • I was sleep talking and i shouted out

    BALLS!!! i woke up everyone in my house they werent happy

  • once when i was 3 my mom heard me screaming"MEAP, GO F*CK THE OVEN!

  • one time i was like 5 & i was sleep walking. i walked into the kitchen pulled down my pants & was about to pee. then, my dad walked in & yelled out "HEY!" & he scared me half to death

  • I once talked about playing halo 6 in my sleep, then stated that thw cartridge goes in the elephant. XD

  • I have a friend that was sleep walking and went to the oven, opened the door and pissed in the oven xD

  • About a year ago I almost walked outside of my house (In a gang black neighborhood and I'm white) but luckily my step mom was up late on her computer in the living room. So she freaked out and asked what I was doing. I told her I had to go to the bathroom. So she guided me upstairs, I went, and then when I came back down I was crying. I was 11 at the time. xD It was pretty funny the next day.

  • my brother and i have arguments in our sleep even if we are in separate rooms.

  • Wow... i just read the description and he said this was a bit embarrassing... coming from the person who ran through the mall yelling "I SHIT MY PANTS! I SHIT MY GOD DAMN PANTS!" Lmfao xDD Your the best damion xD

  • Once I yelled, "I didn't shoot the presedint!" In my sleep :)

  • i yell dammit meg(my sis) in my sleep

  • hahaha 102 people ran out of hot dogs

  • I have been told that I yell "turn off those helicopters!" really loud when i'm asleep.

  • 102 people ran out of hot dogs.

  • i remember when i would always sleeepwalk to some1 and ask....

    did you see it did you see it? if they said no, i would say. well then are u fuckin blind? huh r u huh answer me you mother fucka!!!! they replied, and i responded fmake a a sandwich and dont eva back talk me again

  • my super white friend slept over at my house and he started speaking spanish. he didnt speak english at all. just spanish out loud. i dont get it at all... he never been in spanish class either...

  • My mom once told me one night i screamed in my sleep "Yes Mom, We Have The Stormtroopers!"

  • When I was younger, I apparently used to yell ''not yet, you wait for the signal!'' in my sleep

  • what is tourettes?

  • @xboxliveShadow144450 its a syndrome where someone says curse words even if they dont wanna.. actually thats one form. theres a few others. look it up

  • @SuperSkilledGamer oh is that why i acedently keep saying curse words?

  • @xboxliveShadow144450 possibly.. or ur just used to saying them. like when u get pissed playing halo or something and start yelling..

  • @SuperSkilledGamer ya.. when i was like 5 my brother taught me cuss words so i get pissed and yell and stuff

  • @xboxliveShadow144450 tourettes is whene someone say something and keep saying it . did that help you understand what tourettes  is ?

  • @dannylovestechno a little thank you

  • a great dane is a huge dog

  • when i was asleep and when i woke up my bro told me i was screaming diamond your not a flamingo

    (FYI diamond is my great dane)

  • As kid i used to shout " Oh thank god Im alive " while asleep

  • what happened next.

  • one night i told my mum to watch a video on youtube. she asked me if i was sleeping and i said no. i remembered it half way through the next day it was quite funny.

  • one time my best friend came over he was listening to some metal and i was sleeping i sat up stared at him and was like THIS IS FUCKING HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!! scared the shit out of him

  • does he really have tourettes?

  • One time I spent the night at my cousins house and he said he heard me say

    "YEAH BABY" in my sleep xD

  • My bff's bro mumbles my name in his sleep O.o

  • "We're in the D9..can't find a sign right now.."

    "I RAN OUT OF HOT DOGS!!!!"

  • My mom once caught me before I walked out the sliding back door of my old apartment at like 4am. I never woke up she guided me back to my bed she said. Something about me mumbling "I need to hide."

  • two days ago my mom told me that I was saying thing's disturbing in my sleep like "Oh yes I like that ahhh lick some more wait let me give you some OH YEAA YESSSSSSSSS THIS FEEEEEELSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOD YES YES YES OH IT FEELS GOOD STICKING MY BANANA IN YOUR OPEN FERTILIZER" I must of been fucking horny XD

  • When I was like 10 my Mom told me I wuld cuss constantly it my sleep like fuck shit ass penis

  • One time I heard my sister say " Mommy don't bury Isabel, Burn her." and then she smiled. I am her sister Isabel. :(

  • My dad said he heard me mumble, "Burn the bodies" in my sleep. So my dad just said, "Yep, burn every single one of them."

  • Does Damien really sleep walks?

  • i once slept over at a friend house and he told me that i was screaming at tony the tiger that they're fucking terible

  • I heard that some people jerk off in their sleep.

  • One time I woke up laughing from bizarre funny dream.

  • My friend cussed at me in her sleep and also i had a conservation with her on another night.

  • One time I had fallen asleep when I was with my ex..and I kept screaming out "Tacos" :\ he finally woke me up and I screamed to the top of my lungs "GIVE ME A FUCKING TACO"..

  • Apparently I talk about chickens,purple midgets, and taxi cabs when i sleep O_o

  • @srs3jmb wow you must have weird dreams

  • when i was little me and my bros were sleeping in the living room when 1 fell off the couch in his sleep and hugged my brother still sleeping then said "hey sexy" and smiled... when we told him when he woke up he started laughing XD

  • One time my sister was talking to me while I was asleep and I said " Heeey Sexyyy! " -___-

  • one time my friend zack just started randmly saying "zombies" and "die freaking zombie"... then he said that when i fell asleep i was like, saying stuff like "die freaking villager" and " die" and "mfadleih[fad;fdnfjfadjkgnajk"

  • hahahha whispers *dirty boy

  • A few years ago I was in a camp and a friend of mine just started to talk nonsense in the middle of the night. At first no one understood what she was saying, then she got up from bed and asked "Where is Max?". Then she took a pillow and started to hit the pedpost with it, probably thingking it was Max. Then just everyone in the room started to laugh rlly hard and she said "It`s not funny!", and everyone had to laugh even harder. A few minutes later she got in to MY bed thinking it was hers xD

  • Was he ligit sleeping?

  • why were you sleeping outside anyhow..was there a sleeping bag or tent there.

  • 100 people suck

  • 100 People ran out of hot dogs.

  • it is like beeing drunk

  • once my sister told me that i fell asleep when i was watching TV and then i woke up singing bad words with the rhythm of a song

  • Awkward story: when I was 8 I was sleep walking and I had to tinkle so my mum said I walked past the bathroom with my eyes closed and sat on a kitchen chair and my mum said "what are you doing' and I screamed "get out I need my privacy!" Then she directed me to the bathroom by dragging me in there. I woke up maybe 4hours later (7AM) from screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME AHH CREEPY OLD MAN STAY BACK STAY BACK!!!!!" Then i had a scratch on my hand. Guessing I stabbed myself in my sleep. Weird night

  • 2 days ago i sleepwalked and my mom told me i got angry and ran outside 10 mins later i came in and my mom said do you want to go to bed I* said NO!! my older bro said wanna sleep on the couch i said mhhm (yes)

  • Once at my grandmothers house I had fallen asleep on the couch watching tv with my dad, uncle, and brother and all of a sudden sat up and screamed " THAT FUCKING FERRAT STOLE MY GODDAMN PANTIES!" whilst pointing at the cat... My uncle then replied, while trying to shake me awake, "Chrissy,... Chrissy thats the cat... The ferrat is in the other room. Wake up!"

  • my dad wuz sleep walkin and pissed in the dish washer it wuz hard to clean the dishes for next couple of days

  • @TheKillerJok oh okay i c i just didnt read the descripton

  • I'm confused was Damian sleep walking or is this fake?

  • @Twilight0667

    Is not fake, he says in description that actually happened more than once.

  • Why the hell Damian RAN OUT OF HOT DOGS!?

  • my brother once was asleep and my dad works late at night and my brother was upset be4 bed so he sleep walked down stairs , outside , through where my mom and dad where putting down dirt and then went to the front of the huse and as he walked kept saying "daddy..." .....it was weird and he finally woke upand wasouside thn ran to the front door but he locked himself out so he ran out back and started yelling thats when we all woke u lamfamo

  • is this real or fake :P

  • O my god, i laughed so hard that my stomach started hurting. GET MORE OF THIS

  • lol i was laughin so hard i felt abs coming on

  • I love the part at the beginning that goes:

    "Not yet, not yet..."

    "DIRTY BOY"

  • "Delta patrol, what's your location?"

    "We're in D9-"

    "I RAN OUT OF HOT DOGS"

  • Omg people stfu...no one cares about what you, your stupid friends, or family did in their sleep one time. No one cares...

  • @pcguy21 You are a fucking bitch.

  • @jamokae263 right back at ya, bitch.

  • @pcguy21 *Right back at *you, bitch.

  • @jamokae263 Thanks, bitch.

  • @pcguy21 *Oh my God *, people *, *shut the fuck up *. *No one cares about what you, your stupid friends, or family did in their sleep one time *. No one cares *.

  • @jamokae263 Yeah you can repeat what I say, congrats kid.

  • @ComputerRepairs101 Yeah *, you can repeat what I *said *. Congrats *, kid.

  • one time i had a sleep over with my friend i fell asleep and i said fuck you damn cheetah stealing my var FUCK YOU and i got introuble an i didnt even mean to lol

  • I once went to sleep and my mom said I was screaming at Leonardo Da Vinci to giving me back my damned Gameboy back.

  • @wwetitle818 Sometimes I fall asleep when the TV's still on and than I scream stuff to the tv or so while I'm a sleep xd

  • @zamg0d1 haha that's awesome xd

  • @wwetitle818 rofl when?

  • @jamesschaller about 7 years ago

  • @wwetitle818 haha Dude Nice XD hahahaha XD .

  • wy cousin was nappin on mi couch nd all of a sudden he screamed F U WALMART MUTHAF***ERS

  • OH MY GOD, YOU RAN OUT OF HOT DOGS!

  • LMAO !!

  • 1:14 were in D9? wait...DISTRICT 9!!!!! lol

  • One morning when I woke up for school, around 6:30ish, I hear my mom mumbling in her sleep "L-Leo...get pants on...Its time for space camp..." XD

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  • i ran out of hot dogs

  • i am told by ALL my friends that i moan and groan in my sleep, like im in a nightamre or im scared. mostly im told like im in pain. i have never told anyone this but i will now. in my sleep, i have nightmares and when i wake up in the morning, i am hurting, like i auctually WAS being eaten alive or beaten or shoved off a cliff. i have also woken up bleeding, as if my dreams were somehow connected to reality. i get my throught slit, i wake up with a scrach on my neck. wierd right? I usually bleed

  • @Scribner4life have u see someone to help u?

  • @Scribner4life dude i woke up one morning and couldnt breath after being choked in my dream

  • @Scribner4life tell freddy krugar hi next time you sleep!

  • this is fucking hilarious!

  • When my little sister slept in my room she always talked in her sleep the funniest thing she ever said in her sleep was "the cat is in the toilet", I laughed my ass off all night.

  • The 100 people who dislike this, don't like hotdogs!

  • I play Minecraft,a game where u build crap out of blocks,and my friend woke me up and told me that I was saying " I am gonna build the biggest fucking building ever!" he said he went "um,Trevor,you have no building crap." Me "Shut the fuck up! I have wood and cobblestone!" Him "no u don't you sleep talking Jackass" Me " screw your mom! I will ...FUCK!! CREEPER!!" Him " Your a freak" then he woke me up and told me all that had happened

  • my friend always talks in his sleep. i sleepwalk occasionally but nothing weird ever happens.. anyways. the funniest thing i've probably ever heard him say was a series of things. "oh.. shit... that hammer.." followed by "i'm sorry i forgot my socks" then probably 15 minutes later i was like "dude wake up" and he said "we need to get more bolts skylar"(we had spent all night playing ratchet and clank)

  • At 0:50 he sounds like he's crying poor Damien

  • I'm told I sometimes do the talking part apparently one time I started screaming "stop bitten you stupid orange juice" but I don't know for sure

  • dude i remember when he first posted this. was he high/??

  • I do this alot around 11 or later regularly and I say pretty much what I'm dreaming one time I was screaming "get her of of me" I don't know why but it always happens to me usually when I'm in my bed

  • did he say dirty boy at 0:10 or did his friends messin with him say tht?

  • Your possessed lol

  • I do that shit too im told.

  • Is this legit

  • @bryandean91 yeah read the description he has a weird sleeping disorder people sleep walk and talk in their sleep on the time brah

  • I remember when this came out, LMFO! it's funnier every time i watch it

  • I've been told i do something like this but without walking around i'll move laying down as if i'm walking/running and i mumble and talk a lot i don't know if it's true or if my mates are just messing with me but i hope it's not true .. lol

  • @shalamoona HAHAHA

  • OMG I LOVE YOU DAMIAN TOUR THE BEST!!!! x

  • lol ...xDxDxDxDxDxDxDXddxdxdxdxdxd­xdxdx I RAN OUT OF HOT DOGS!

  • i think he ran out of hot dogs..

  • Just go buy some more.

  • one time my friend was sleeping on his couch and he started singing "sweet home carolina yeah" and went back to sleep xD

  • The funniest sleep talking ever was my friend saying 'Noo.... wheres the fishy? Mum get the fishy! Is fishy dead?' Lmao!

  • I ran out of hot dogs!

  • I ran out of hot dogs too

  • haha good video Damian im going to try doing this at 2am and pretend to sleepwalk

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLL

  • hmmm, it seems to me that damian has apparently ran out of hot dogs...

  • no way thats real

    

  • lmao!! haha :D

  • Oh wait, so this isn't him trying to make a video? Omg. This dude is just naturally funny, even if he doesn't realize it.

  • don't you just love it when ppl yell random shit in their sleep? thumbs up if u agree. ^-^

  • @thefenixfamily i do

    

  • They can't find a sign? I think the lack of hotdogs is a good sign

  • Where's ur hot dogs!?!?!?!?!?!

  • Hey, Damian. Appearly, my grand brother when he is young, was sleepwalking to.

    I think the nervous people, like me (but i was not sleepwalking). Have this stranges reactions.

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  • on ur other vid of u pretending 2 sleepwalk soemthing like tht happened 2 me when my gf was... nvm

  • my friend when i was little one night sleep over she said she sometimes sleep walks i was like ''ya ok'' but in the middle of the night i woke up to find her talking in her sleep so i got out of bed to try and wake her up but after that she just started chasing me in her sleep i tried to wake her up by yelling it toke forever to snap her out of it.

  • I've been told that I have talked in my sleep an at one point I woke up as I was about to say something ... I was really embarrassed...

    An my sister she's growled, punched, talked, and coughed in her sleep. My big sister caught her talking like a demon once XD scared her alot :P

  • Wow, I do pity you, but you were brave enough to put it on the internet. I've had experiences like that though. My friend tried to wake me up one night because I told her to at this certain time so we could watch a movie. I don't know what I said, but she was mad at me for the longest time. That was the most memorable time at least. Crazy sleep stuff, right?

  • one night i was sleep walking and i was sick and sleepy so i wanna go downstairs sleep walking and my friend says:'what are you gonna do?', and i sad:'huspl, uhdj.

    haha lol ;-)

  • one time i was sleep walking one night when i was sleeping in my tent with my friend and woke up to find myself covered in freaking leaves (i live by a forest) and my friend said she heard me mumbling while i walking around outside, i was saying "why is there a FUCKING turtle in my ear?" i have no idea why that happened

  • wait so when and where was this??????

  • once i sleepwalked and i was like "where the FUCK are the headphones?"

  • i was sleepwalking once and pulled out my sliding freezer and peed in it.

  • I once had a dream I was on a island in the middle of water and apparently I was a queen and somebody on a motorboat came speeding by so i got mad and yelled "Peasant"My mom heard me and woke me up....

  • my friend was sleeping and she called me and said i love edward i love edward and she started kissing her stuffed animal dolphin lol! i hate edward

  • Once I answered the phone, said hello, and hung up. This was all while I was asleep. Like sleep walking to the power of sweet.

  • HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHHA i laughed like SO loud hahahahahahha :D what is "creation" anyway?

  • i remember when i got sick when i was sleeping and my grandma was coming >_< i put my hand on her face 2,3 days in a row (but i still always talk in my sleep thank god its in English and my grandma and grandpa cant understand me!)

  • my step brother once told me while i was sleeping i guess we were spanish conquistadors and we had to go find "beaner diamonds"

  • i remember when i was a sleep and when i woke up my mom told me i was yelling and saying bad words and i also punched my brother also

  • Who called the cops?

  • 99 people ran out of hotdogs...