im a rare breed, im a nerd(being extremely smart and loving technology) built(being i have a big frame and muscular) and very friendly and socially inclined. my only downfall is i get mad at other peoples stupidity
Ugly fuckers they should all be crucified..When I run into a nerd in the bathroom at school I'm going to smash his dorky little head twice as hard against the wall just because you stupid bimbo's actually said nerds are cute. They're not! They never get laid and if they do they girl who's fucking the dork is either ugly or a whore.
Nerds DO make the best lovers...WHY??? Because of their attention to details...Their need to finish to the end of every equation...Their forever "boysh" charms....and of coarse last but not least...Their "adorkable" ways (thanks to my favorite "nerd" BF for that invention)NERDS MAKE THE WORLD GO 'ROUND !!!!!
Oh yeah, I also wanted to point out that I wonder what your neighbors in nearby apartments think when they hear you in there..if you were my neighbor I would be lmao.
As for the Melvin dance, its should be part Robot, part Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, a sprinkle of head bob from Night at the Roxbury, and plenty of bum movement, to hypnotize everyone with the plaid.
Nerd are not that sensitive: which is quite funny: they are high self monitoring and so don t care that much about others: indeed they often are NOT abel to take part emotionaly in others feelings... I had to notice that many of them: especially when they ve got a makeover: behave as assholes...
Haha, aww I think I am in love lol. Melvin is to funny, can't wait for next weeks "top five". Umm as for dancing, I want to see Melvin shake his butt in those sexy pants.
I think Melvin should start a career in songwriting. I watched this video last night and I've had his theme song in my head all day. ...also I'm loving the Alfalfa-esque hairdo.
I love nerds. . and all that reasons are true. plus. . they know about technology, are good listeners and damnit they are hot hahahaha
Gyldan 4 months ago
wow he's hawt
princessrad111 1 year ago
im a rare breed, im a nerd(being extremely smart and loving technology) built(being i have a big frame and muscular) and very friendly and socially inclined. my only downfall is i get mad at other peoples stupidity
mdog1310 1 year ago
@mdog1310 And you're on Youtube trying to sound cool, which makes you quite a sad fag. :(
M4rsu 1 year ago
the part were you play video games reminds me of the touch my body video by mariah carey!(: haha(:
Katie123edwards 1 year ago
Ugly fuckers they should all be crucified..When I run into a nerd in the bathroom at school I'm going to smash his dorky little head twice as hard against the wall just because you stupid bimbo's actually said nerds are cute. They're not! They never get laid and if they do they girl who's fucking the dork is either ugly or a whore.
brandito27 1 year ago
@brandito27 I'm gonna laugh when a group of nerds beats the shit out of you lol :)
mmarinecorp 1 year ago
@mmarinecorp and all laugh even harder when I turn my 12 gauge out and slaughter them. =)
brandito27 1 year ago
@brandito27 lol youre intimidated! xD
jocelynlemons 1 year ago
@jocelynlemons possibly.....But possibly not, =P I was pissed off when I wrote that so no I'm not intimidated
brandito27 1 year ago
@brandito27 lol xD okay
jocelynlemons 1 year ago
@brandito27 its true, only an extreme slut would stoop to their level
hac1m 1 year ago
@brandito27 You fail at life.
mudkipzmw2 1 year ago
@brandito27 Was your mother raped by nerds or why all the jealousy? :D
M4rsu 1 year ago
sexy :D
OfficialCarmenGort 1 year ago
Sorry I didn't mean to get you all hot and bothered! Cause no one else is interested! Haha Waaaaay funny! This made me laugh so hard!
KatonaBoat 2 years ago
I'd tap that
mctangy 2 years ago
omg, im totally inlove with melvin
xnataliebabes 2 years ago
This is the best video Ive seen all day, Haha I love it. Sooo hilarious.
GabbiRooHoo 2 years ago
Will you marry me?
GandalfAsswhore69 2 years ago
this is gay
ezgihotie 2 years ago
to sexy
lol
aleida007 2 years ago
i'd love your nerd lol omg
KaelaRein 2 years ago 2
I WANT A NERD TO LOVE!!!!!
D'=
amy7yane 2 years ago 6
wannabe nerd
rastatacoman 2 years ago
DAMN FINE ;D
aimeechicken 2 years ago
I died every time you pulled your pants up.
bunnymynost 2 years ago
love this vidio
iopzxz 2 years ago
jerk
sahmedme 2 years ago
hehehe
FaNoNiYa 2 years ago
hilarious!
purplelover2508 3 years ago
well if a big car means small lowers
and you dont even drive a car then that means
you have big lowers
radiorachel 3 years ago
ehm....one question to everyone.....do you think he is a normal person playing a nerd or a genuine nerd???
hevthehampster 3 years ago
lol watch his other videos you will see he's not an actual nerd. :P
3hidden 3 years ago 2
I love that nerds are offended.....
jakewhite001 2 years ago
he is a person playing a nerd
radiorachel 3 years ago
this is funny lol....great sense of humor
bitter23sweet 3 years ago
lmao u crack me up. Hot nerd with a good sense of humor = very sexy =P
DarkUprising 3 years ago
I am intrested, you make a sexy nerd
(this is no wind up) love the trousers and the glasses mmm.. yum :p MSG me ;)
radiorachel 3 years ago
Yup... you are nice .... hot in bed. I am sure. LOL Nice hard drive.
cosita0503 3 years ago
damn your smoking hot; you make me love nerds!
chelsealately1125 3 years ago
so i love youuuuuuuu!
sassycassie4e 3 years ago
ow ow! ;) lol ur funny
smileyface113 3 years ago
Agreed..fit as fuck :)
MissxXxMannequin 3 years ago
Wow...your the hottest Nerd I have ever seen and I have seen plenty of hot nerds!
wargirl89 3 years ago
This so funny. I am so happy I found this.
dcleo1515 3 years ago
I cill you
kellypriest 3 years ago
Good news nerds....I can make you a sex stud overnight....just watch my videos...anyone...or all of em....enjoy they are free.
JeJ01010 3 years ago
18/F/Texas. hrmMMmmm. someone msg me im bored!!
BNK97 3 years ago
fucking nonce
sheedysvsign 3 years ago
Nerds DO make the best lovers...WHY??? Because of their attention to details...Their need to finish to the end of every equation...Their forever "boysh" charms....and of coarse last but not least...Their "adorkable" ways (thanks to my favorite "nerd" BF for that invention)NERDS MAKE THE WORLD GO 'ROUND !!!!!
julie1300 3 years ago 9
i love you melvin!!!!<3
keep up the good videos!!
KristenAmy2526 3 years ago
your so cool !
ciaratiara100 3 years ago
LOL
I've got to tell you're the HOTTEST nerd I've seen so far... :P
windycrazy 3 years ago
nerds rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im a nerd btw
andrewdraper3 3 years ago
I'm sorry but, u don't really look like nerd.
maria1993jp 3 years ago
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you call that a video go to hell
ledzeppilenfan 3 years ago
that was awesome man!
primevil6669 3 years ago
best vid ever. you remind me of my bf. except he's not as nerdy as you ^^;
Lochnessmonstor727 3 years ago
you rock my world melvin
nerd love
-Emma-
amme1990 3 years ago
This isn't funny at all.
itsmilesdavis 3 years ago
really this is very funny
nice job! hahahaha
shannondenice1977 3 years ago
I can't stop laughing...
"Either we've got tiny little mopeds, or we don't drive at all!"
"We've got the finger dexterity, of a rock concert pianist!!!"
theirresistableE 3 years ago
man u are gay!!!! u better be drunk or ima see you in the street and
ko
nigga you knocked out
nugsncaps 3 years ago
think you have to ko someone just cus he made a vid. this dude was just acting, this dude would whoop your ass in real life!
baddmaddogg 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
russtex 3 years ago
The best video ever! :)
Rachicalnote 3 years ago
A moped!
Hahahahahha!
purplebrickroad 3 years ago
I think I can see your religion in those pants...
CaironIX 3 years ago
cute...ahha you sound linke the crazy inventor from the Simpsons
Lynn15 3 years ago
you are too cute, ahahahah.
yupitsmelissa 3 years ago 2
Oh Melvin! Thank you! Without you help I'd still be dating jocks! Nerds are MUCH hotter (and better lovers). Thanks Melvin.
jennxrocksxu 3 years ago
Funny as hell!!!Melvin kicks ass haha
SoutherlandJL 3 years ago 2
Funny as hell!!!Melvin kicks ass haha
SoutherlandJL 3 years ago
dude you better at making a fag then a nerd. Nerds are manlier than you
redmoonsheep 3 years ago
umm..i would love to own those pantss.
goodie2shoes25 3 years ago
esse videoi e loko
vuede2 3 years ago
u suck and ur video is disturbing
nojakob123 3 years ago
those are some hot pants
yourexmyxheroinex16 3 years ago
wow that was ...
intresting...
lovelifenowx3 3 years ago
Hey Chris, I didn't know you were a contestantant on Blind Date, your going to be on tonight, looks like you hooked up with a girl.
freespeachrulez 3 years ago
uuuuuuhhh... k then....
reaction117 3 years ago
lol You just dont make a convincing nerd.
truemartian 3 years ago
hahahahaha
ChoClateMilk2 3 years ago
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so gay
thesims2nightlifr 3 years ago
yr gay fer saying thats gay.
lovelifenowx3 3 years ago
I want some of that nerd love, baby!
jdaobfan 3 years ago 2
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u gay
musicfreaks1 3 years ago
you are such a nerd
56ersrule 3 years ago
hes just acting
dethklok188 3 years ago 3
hahaha i laugh everytime i watch this!
strandvanno 3 years ago 2
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stupid video
harderthanever 3 years ago
Oh yeah, I also wanted to point out that I wonder what your neighbors in nearby apartments think when they hear you in there..if you were my neighbor I would be lmao.
isaygogogo 3 years ago 3
Your Melvin character reminds me of that nerd in the new Mariah Carey video, lol!
isaygogogo 3 years ago 3
CARALHO É O MAC!!!
henryvaz 3 years ago
nice tie whore
nannerbdarb 3 years ago
First 7 seconds are brilliant.
VascoCarissa 3 years ago 3
OH,Baby,Baby!!!!Do you know the Pee Wee Herman Dance??? LOL! :D
ruru11773 3 years ago
a protractor and a comic book! HAHAHAHAHA
and dont worry about gettin me hot and bothered it was cute! :) favorited!!!
oreosandcoffee 3 years ago
you HOT Melvin!!
jantheempress 3 years ago
I love you, Melvin
hpyhpyjoyjoy 3 years ago
lol why do u have those pants in the first place....hahaha, fun video!!!
lacro87 3 years ago
Hey Buddy. Forget it. You are too good looking to be a NERD! BONG!
geewiff 3 years ago
haha, this was cute!
shoukiev2 3 years ago
hahaha i love melvin lol welcome back, Melvin! <3
bluemangolover 3 years ago
As for the Melvin dance, its should be part Robot, part Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, a sprinkle of head bob from Night at the Roxbury, and plenty of bum movement, to hypnotize everyone with the plaid.
guillyurra 3 years ago
lol cute
xtheshowerscene 3 years ago
Love it!
starangel5205 3 years ago
oh wow.. you really look like lou for revenge of the nerds
StereotypeNumber17 3 years ago
i don't know why.. but he sounds like the white Bill Cosby
cool video lol
xWoradio 3 years ago 2
nice!
jaimemartinez25 3 years ago
sorry, didnt mean to get you all hot and bubbly! lol!!
oldskoolstunna 3 years ago
weirdo
singoholic123 3 years ago
nice ass
gcnumberonefan 3 years ago
yupz.. thats just adorKable!
pino2510 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ewhite039 3 years ago
hahaha this is soo funny:)
angel3y3zz 3 years ago
Haha.. Melvin's a sexy beast.
TaintedLv 3 years ago
Those are some sexy pants you got there Melvin xD
thisawesomegirl 3 years ago
mmMMmm Nerd yumm
nerdyishot 3 years ago
Melvins are sexy!!!!
1DRock37167 3 years ago
lol, go forth my fellow nerd brother, we nerds really know how to make a woman happy :)
Tallacus 3 years ago
YOU
IN MY PANTS
NOW.
iMEGAPHONEE 3 years ago 3
HAHAHAAAAA
nice XD
invincibleashton 3 years ago
lol u make a sexy nerd!
dodgerfan4life235 3 years ago
lmfao... omg dude... omg... just omg...
GameInitiation 3 years ago
I can't upload my video as a response, you'll just have to check it out:
GO MELVIN! GO! ---or--- you could just click on my name, I'll try to upload my video.
TheMessia77713 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
alexvzla23 3 years ago
hehehe
The pants need to higher!!
danndon 3 years ago
LOL! Nerd love!
glitterofhope37 3 years ago 2
lol Nerds rule! =]
oOlexiiOo 3 years ago
Nerd are not that sensitive: which is quite funny: they are high self monitoring and so don t care that much about others: indeed they often are NOT abel to take part emotionaly in others feelings... I had to notice that many of them: especially when they ve got a makeover: behave as assholes...
Turmbewohner 3 years ago 3
awesome.
shelberz1 3 years ago
SPEAK NERDY TO ME, SPEAK NERDY TO ME!! <3
Amazing video
Reija 3 years ago
Great video!
ashley6017 3 years ago
Okay, that's simply adorable... xD
MiserableBliss 3 years ago
How about... top 5 problems nerds have on a daily basis?
Whiteflareshinobi 3 years ago
melvin is awesome! end of. :)
laurahasblueeyes 3 years ago
HAWT HAWT HAWT!!
Zipster08 3 years ago
Melvin, I want you to know that I would like to have been your Valentine. :) heheh
AlishaStonehaven 3 years ago
mm, your ass looks really good. you should consider making an xtube video lol Are you a top or bottom?
VeronicaDeVore 3 years ago
OMG! I love you! Cute & funny! Too bad your my daughters age. (crying slightly) :(
wildbrain03 3 years ago
The hands part is funny 'cause it's true.
As far as I'm concerned, geeks/dorks/nerds DO do it better. =) (As do Gamers.) XD
drgnballz 3 years ago 2
ohhh myy gawwd i just got all hot.. melvin u are soo sexy
littlepandaexpress 3 years ago
Darn, I want a Melvin of my very own. He's got freaking TBs .. my 200Gigs were full dammit!
Show me the way oh Melvin of .. nerdland!
munchkinhugs 3 years ago
melvin rocks
patton54 3 years ago
awesome !
have you been inspired by Mariah Carey's latest music video ?
dorwood85 3 years ago
LOL. TOUCH MY BODY. XD Haha. Great stuff...
drgnballz 3 years ago
Melvin watch the geek porn video and pleasure yourself.
FlowingGeisha 3 years ago
welcome back Melvyn!!!
davhav 3 years ago 2
the running man done with the cabbage patch at the same time...or ill settle for the carlton :P
stephanieh2004 3 years ago
Hey! You have an xbox 360!
I recomend Gears of War!
Grayskyx 3 years ago
hahaha I love Melvin<3
ashikita92 3 years ago
I didn't like it. Where's Chris, he's better.
Chris0825 3 years ago
You still look gorgeous!
SimplyKell 3 years ago
You still look hot. It's a damn shame.
InsideOut127 3 years ago 2
Haha!!! AWSOME! :D
Srk08 3 years ago
There ya' go. Better get those adenoids checked. :::sniff:::
firefare 3 years ago
funny video. love it when u play a nerd. this is stacyviacomsucks.
goddessgirl2 3 years ago
Damn Chris, you even in your nerdy aspect is still amazingly handsome & awesome! :D
everall23 3 years ago
lol
labella373 3 years ago
this is kinda stupid and not funny
macysmercedes 3 years ago 2
Ohhh I am SO hot and bothered ;D
HoodieHippie 3 years ago
Not really hot, but VERY bothered
SClucy 3 years ago 3
welcome back home ^_^
monoshift 3 years ago
Melvin, you should do the running man and the butterfly. Incorporate that into your dance.
musicon1110 3 years ago
Haha, aww I think I am in love lol. Melvin is to funny, can't wait for next weeks "top five". Umm as for dancing, I want to see Melvin shake his butt in those sexy pants.
BlondKatie 3 years ago 3
MELVIN! I missed you, man. You rock. As for the dance... I think we could all see some more of that crazy video gaming dancing you had going on. :D
nausicaa17 3 years ago
I thought nerds shaved? Hmm. :)
thejudgemeister 3 years ago
oh melvin, how you make me happy =]
zuberous89 3 years ago
I think Melvin should start a career in songwriting. I watched this video last night and I've had his theme song in my head all day. ...also I'm loving the Alfalfa-esque hairdo.
lilrach5 3 years ago
"Hard Drives"
I ride a bike and I'm eighteen do the calculative deduction.
"Pianist"
I like the way you swayed when you say association.
TheMessia77713 3 years ago
I liked that urban-type beat that played in the middle of the song.
I loved Melvin as well. He's a cutie. :-)
AutomaticTLC 3 years ago
You da man!
KillTrend 3 years ago
Nerds are sexy! The Melvin dance should look like a spastic orgasm set to techno music!
1DRock37167 3 years ago
Top 5 things a nerd can kick your ass in. I'll let you come up with the ideas. But I have tons.
KillTrend 3 years ago
A nice dose of Melvin every week would be good times!!!!
beautifulGRBG 3 years ago
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LindaSue00 3 years ago 5
melvin u r super duper smexxxi
Inusgrl411 3 years ago
Haha! Talk nerdy to me, Melvin! Nice to see you back.
itsokaytogetwet 3 years ago
WOW... i'm turned on :P
JustStuff 3 years ago
I love Melvin's really cool pants <3 hehe
SamiaTheresa 3 years ago
WE LOVE YOU MELVIN XD !!!
Mallikinney 3 years ago
nerds are hawt!
missdivinestalls 3 years ago