Let's Play Portal 2: Part 1 - Intro, Beginnings, Awakenings

[TheBeast0911]

GLaDOS: Oh It's you. It's been a loooong time.

Wheatley Whispers: I think she likes you

GLaDOS: You Know, After you MURDERD ME!

hahaha wheatlys amazing

[Blooperguy229]

Can someone tell gabriel68740 that his name isn't mort, and it's Wheatly? I can't respond using a tablet

[shadowguild1]

@gabriel68740 his name is wheatley not mort

[gabriel68740]

it,s HILLARIOS!!! glados is like GLADOS:oh its you. mort: YOU KNOW HER?!?!?! glados: its been a long time scince you killed me. mort:YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!

[RobloxSuperbl0xy400]

Yay! Let's watch a playthrough of this for the 1,000,000,000th time!

[Matthmatt1213]

lol, perfect timing w/ the jazz stop. btw, it's automatic, does that anyways.

[Kasia120612]

@keithleathers Its Glah doe ssss

[haydenterry0]

its so realistic like

[GmodAddict520]

thumbs up if you finished the LP and are watching it again xD

[Deadly2658]

i bought portal, paused the vieo, beat portal, then came back to watch this.

[EverettEliz]

your fear of the blue thingy annoys me

[kiki902143]

I love your brain-dead Chell mumbling. XD

[screams3]

Epic... You disobey Wheatley... like:Don't make eye contact! and Catch me! xD

[Stonermanpigbird01]

is there a strong story in this game and do you need to have played portal 1?

[dragonscarz13]

@Stonermanpigbird01 There is a pretty strong story and it makes a lot more sense if you have played Portal 1.

[ninjacow39]

You are SO FUNNY!!!!

[MycomputerXs]

3,2,1....POOF! Chell forgot how to speak and learned how to jump!

[CONARTIST1234]

IM  IN SPACE

[jaapoproduction]

22:25

orb: I am not death

I: dammit

[gamer72fireflies]

Alright say agh-pple say apple.

BANANA!

Alright alright close enough just stay there.

[DarkUnicorn14]

DONT BE SO MEAN TL WHEATLEY. Wheatley is amazing even though he screws everything up.

"You may have a minor case of very serious brain damage."

LOLOL!!!

[EpicBlueSpikes]

the cake is a lie.

[coleypokey]

how did you film this

[Xythe43]

"Say apple."

"HERP DERP BANANA'

[guydovicus]

Ben je nederlands? Awesome! Ik vind je videos cool.

[123XbloodsteelX123]

i saw johnny knodoff a great lper do the first portal

[werewolfdragon1]

She killed that little eye thing D:

[jk9635t]

@werewolfdragon1 the little eye thing has a name. his name is wheatly.

[werewolfdragon1]

@jk9635t i knew it was like a edable crop so i though of hayley....... 

[jk9635t]

@werewolfdragon1 hayley never heard of that crop

[werewolfdragon1]

@jk9635t i know but i just thought horses eat hay and the name ends in a ley HAYLEY meh dosent sound right for a boy best call it eye thing XD

[miniwally2]

:) can finally watched now I've finished the game.

[KaTzaNdSTuFf]

Lol. MORT!!!!

[KaTzaNdSTuFf]

What kind of computer are you using? Because, Portal 2 runs like crap on my system unless you have all the graphics settings on low. If you don't do that, it lags and all of the audio is waaay out of sync.

[Champz2323]

what happened to the world

[Champz2323]

lol "say apple" "banana"... "Close enough"

[GamerElemental]

So, when does the chess come into play?

[Kingdedede77]

why is everyone so mean to wheatley

[OhMyT]

WHEATLEY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShadowtheKnight1]

lololololol

[musicboyjake88]

Love you caliform lol just what you playing on its going while im commenting

[2011SHOX]

its a bit of a change in graphics compared to Minecraft...

[VelCro8112]

I lost it early at "banana" xD

[zach11991]

did u play the first :/

[demonn00bslayer]

your commentary on this video is fucking hilarious.

[Kengirl01]

I've been looking for a Portal 2 LP, and it looks like you've got another subscriber. Great video - awesome game.

[SurlyUJest]

Hey, my boyfriend's Dutch! :3

Where in The Netherlands do you live?

[BustedGamer]

when the smooth jazz started I though Classic Game Room stock music. and then i laughed

[Shadster16]

whats with the guy voice instead of glados?

[SuperShyguybros]

@Shadster16 it was future per-recorded so if GLaDOS broke or something it would play insted

[GamerElemental]

@Shadster16 GlaDOS shows up soon.

[TheDarkblade49]

you know i think that the intro of this was made for shits and giggles

[studiorobo]

This game is so much more different than the last one, in the last one, you just try to escape and defeat glados. In this one, it's alot different, theres a real story line. And adventure

[Demyxsbabe2]

@studiorobo and science. ^^

[TheConvict100]

This is going to be one hell of a game !!!

[Mattlarrivee]

I love that little robot. His character is pretty awesome.

[5p4rk13r]

I rather like the British robot, I don't understand your distrust for him :D

[PlanetCancerX]

This game is trippy..

[Zakk4TW]

say apple. BANNANA

[wolf5860]

Sweet! Ive been looking for a Lets Play on P2! :3

[Zakk4TW]

i love you sooooooooooooo much for doing this.

[TheRandyChimp]

Stop hatin on Wheatly! It's Stephen Merchant, the man is unhateable, he's far too epic!

[Ohaitharimbert]

@TheRandyChimp OH THANK YOU! :) i was trying to remember the name who voiced it , i recognised the voice so badly its been bugging me :)

[blarghderp]

You keep your videos ad-free and provide an entertaining LP, you definitely deserve a like. Great LP + I love your videos. :) Also, around the beginning I wasn't sure if the character said "banana" or you. -facepalm-

[studiorobo]

SHE KILLED WHEATLEY. NOOOOOOOOOO

[MrTjcornell33]

AHHH I wanna get this game, but yet I wanna watch you're LP. But I don't. I don't like spoilers. :(((((((((((

[studiorobo]

At the beginning. All the test chambers from the old game are in this one. But this time only covered in plants

[masterjamie1999]

Thats got to be ricky gervais of course its not but its like him

[LekramG]

A very "minor" case of SERIOUS brain damage... lol that doesn't sound too bad to me. :D

[masterjamie1999]

Thats got to be ricky gervais

[Egotoastbrot]

Fuck you youtube y u no load?!

[gillyboy100]

Yanno I really didn't notice how creepy GLaDOS was until this game XD

[BustedGamer]

Aw man i cant wait to lets play this

[ThaaaChantall]

i love your vids :D

[MasterOfAudioSurf]

So why do you get 30 minutes worth of uploads? I've done more videos and more let's plays than you but i can't upload 30 minutes......................

[Mattlarrivee]

@MasterOfAudioSurf He has a YouTube Partnership.

[mikami54]

"You might have a verrry minor case.. of serious brain damage."

[raybelfast]

Dude when u played minecraft and tricky truck u were funny as hell. this just takes the biscuit,. i was in work watching this, my boss gave me some funny looks when i busted out laughing

[TheRealBarnez]

This sucks. We don't get this till Thursday.

[deanh1997]

is it just me or is the little robot guy at the start's voice of Steven Merchant?

[gillyboy100]

@deanh1997 Yes it is XD

It was on... inside xbox the other day :)

[deanh1997]

@gillyboy100 oh. cool :D

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

BETA 1.5 is out!?

[thunderbirdaustin]

@SubTerraMetalFencer this is not beta this is the full game

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

@thunderbirdaustin No, of Minecraft!

[BlueVansCapofAwesome]

'Say apple!'

'Banana!'

'Okay, that's close enough..'

[BlueVansCapofAwesome]

Oh.. my god...

[JULIANZ47647]

Man the female robot got sexy voice

[krabbymcnabby]

WAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiii­itttttt... i see a banner...does that mean...your a partner?

[MinecraftAviation]

CALI beta 1.5 tis out :D

[HappyTofu1234]

man you shouldnt do this i got a heart attack when i saw a portal 2 video in the subscription box

if you continue however you can pay the hospital bill of my heart failing of awesomeness

[heartspark4ec]

I am SO excited to see a Let's Play Portal 2 series! I can't afford the game yet, but I'm glad I can at least enjoy it through your videos :)

[MrPooper431]

hehehe my pleasure :3

[Zamppa7]

I love the start. it's straight from the first game, except all is so run down :P

[2011SHOX]

OO god.. i realy want to wacth but i think i should wait beforei play it myself :( roll on Thursday!!!

[viragogirl]

This is amazing!

[xTheGerbilx]

hollander, da ook nog...

[Groezy]

PORTAL TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FROM E3 to NOW AND ITS FINALLLLLLLLLLLYYYYY OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

This was a triumph!

[moviefact1]

i really didnt want to watch this cuz i want to play it so bad. Just can't wait. ps where did you buy the game? in nl?

[TheSpiralOrder]

I wouldn't mind if you took a break from Minecraft to play this a lot.

[Alpha1608]

YES PORTAL 2!!!!!

[JImmy565PS3master]

CALIFORM+ANY GAME ANYTHING= HAPPINESS

[bleblebob]

Can't afford portal :( Oh wait caliform's doing a lets play. Good enough!

[steampunk17]

WHEATLEY!!!!!!!! NO!

[MasterOfAudioSurf]

Great someone's already let's playing it.. guess when i do mine i'll get no views..

[rgplmr1000]

Just by the way, when people search portal 2 lets play, yours is the first actual lets play on the list.

[MKRKproductions]

its funny in the commercial of portal 2 everything look nice and clean

[iRooKziE]

Hurr durr bahdurr. Banaana.

._.

[MKRKproductions]

i <3 this series

[xzpow12]

Every time Glados talks, I get chills for some reason.

[2AMVlogs]

caliform, you're the BEST! you're my favorite commentator!

[dafydd93]

i was planning on waiting to get and complete the game myself to watch any lets plays but its just to tempting

[DimebagFarrell]

Is the little ball thing Steven Merchant?

[rgplmr1000]

This morning i woke up and said, who is going to play portal 2 first of my subscribers, and im really glad it was you, hope this gets you more attention. You deserve it.

[caliform]

@rgplmr1000 Thanks, friend! Really appreciate it! :)

[MKRKproductions]

PORTAL 2 OMG

[xxMinseok]

Looks amazing..I'll pick this game up soon!

[superspy6]

Your cruel, you should have catched Wheatly!

[samzeman123]

i like Glados better

[awesomeniss10]

yay portal 2!!

[robhondenkop2]

subtitles will you put that in?

[BrosephTincans]

lol at Chell's "portal"

[NightTimeJ]

yay prortal 2

[zavitedet]

Sebastiaan your just awesome

[studiorobo]

I'm not watching becuase I'm getting the game soon

[RenzoVV98]

oh god i think i jizzed my pants?!

[waterkyle]

You rock Caliform! This is awesome! Thanks.

[bowlingfor1]

"Say apple"

"Banana!"

L.O.L.

[TheMossyGiant]

damn you to stop the episode when it was realy exiting ahhh give me more

[caliform]

@TheMossyGiant Give me a few minutes and ye shall receive!

[Thisvidisanepicfail]

OHHH BITCH YOUR ABOUT TO GET F-ED IN THE A

[COD6doombullet]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG !!!

[brainboxes]

Glados = BITCH

[GabestaPenguin]

Thanks for staying up and making a video! You rock! Sub'd,Liked.

[ClansPulse]

Steven Merchant >

[Jamie3011UK]

finally its in 720p

[TheSeandroid]

Holy fuck. The brain damaged talk was the funniest fucking thing I have ever heard.

[TheDeadlyKind]

Also more!

[TheCdeboy]

is it wiered that this is making me want to play dead space 2 O.o

[caliform]

I never ask this, you know -- but I'd love a like. Had little sleep and put in lots of effort to make this LP early and make it good! :) 

[Andya702]

@caliform ahhaa when u were putting the phone in the toliet that made me crack up dude that was funny as hell

[TheCdeboy]

@caliform hahahha thanks for staying up! sweet vid soo funny ;)

[michaell8000]

@caliform hey man can you turn subs on

[JULIANZ47647]

@caliform Man you worked really hard! Here is like and a favorite!

[hippy00hater]

@caliform There u go man ;)

[dragon50220]

@caliform Sure :)

[LooC2583]

@caliform - Liked! Love all your LPs - Keep them up, you do them really well - thanks for taking the time to do them for people to watch (even nerdy women like myself!)

[gillyboy100]

@caliform I like every one of your videos anyway X)

[Basketketballman]

Omgomgomgomgomgomgomfgomfgomfg­omfgomg OH MY GOD!!!!!

[mrBorkD]

BTW people don't complain about 240p, the video is processing. just refresh 5 minutes in.

[GabeCtv]

is that steven merchant

[Jamie3011UK]

@GabeCtv Wheatley is played by steven, yes

[brainboxes]

@GabeCtv Ya.

[mrBorkD]

This. Is. AWESOME

[thundersmash1000]

Wow i have never been so early watching a video. BRILLIANT!!!!! :D

[JacDaRipper100]

just gunna watcha the first episode.... who am i kidding gunna watch them all

[GuardianDoomsdays]

I havent even play Portal 1 D:

[VelCro8112]

@GuardianDoomsdays you should! it's worth the laugh

[TheDeadlyKind]

Woo!