As an Imperial Guard of the royal eggs, I've spent many a night standing guard over the precious eggs of Tamriel; keeping away from the CRIMINAL SCUM that infests the streets. One day I took an early lunch leaving my partner at the post, when I came back, to my dismay, I found all the eggs missing and Geoffrey in the corner with scrambled egg all over his face! I said "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!" he looked at me and replied "And it was delicious too!" we both laughed.
As an Imperial Guard of the royal eggs, I've spent many a night standing guard over the precious eggs of Tamriel; keeping away from the CRIMINAL SCUM that infests the streets. One day I took an early lunch leaving my partner at the post, when I came back, to my dismay, I found all the eggs missing and Geoffrey in the corner with scrambled egg all over his face! I said "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!" he looked at me and replied "And it was delicious too!" we both laughed.
rushnerd 2 years ago