Phone Sex Grandma -- Short Film!

[dixiefilms]

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[NinjaBunnyPro]

why did u film her while she wuz in the bathroom though!?

[NinjaBunnyPro]

lol. funny AND creepy. i wish she would have quit sayin G.d. though. it drives me crazy

[ThomasMowforth]

WOW and now you know who you are talking to when you call.......

[regoConker]

WTF she didnt throw the toiletpaper in the toilet !!???

[Funasenbaer]

wow, brilliant work, i mean the documentary. nice done. nasty as hell, funny, cool, sad, everything, see you in cannes!

[JORDANIAN08]

omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[Johnnymas123]

what the fuck is wrong with this old hag

[FabeMan]

Sooo funny ^^

Nice work!! :)

[MrsMLL]

who taped dis nasty shit?

[y2ankeet619]

That was complete shit.

[lipstickgirl]

Opal-You are the shit!!!!

[xxuselessbulletsxx]

my god that toilet bit was...weird. why does she put the toilet paper in the bin? don't u usually put it in the toilet? <.<

funny, hilarious, and downright disturbing. thats for sure.

[nintendofreck]

that was funny wonder how much she makes for doing that...

[connormo19]

sick fuckin bitch

[summerfrog81]

Thank God that ant my grany, poor grandkids if thay only knew LOL

[eggbertsmith]

I love the text at the end:

"Own it today in full DVD resolution at..."

Umm....WHY would I want it any more clear then it already is? Even at horrible Youtube resolution its enough to turn your stomach.

[eggbertsmith]

She certainly does use "goddamn motherf%&*ing" out of habit, doesnt she?

Rather offputting, I would say. She's like a parrot with that term.

No, I dont find her sexy anymore.

[mmtbmp]

grandma is sick P Iriod.

[akamissrubytuesday]

Too F**king Funny!... Just knowing SOMEBODY is paying to talk to that woman sexually is a riot!... Poor saps!

[dixiefilms]

We are the creators of PHONE SEX GRANDMA!

If you love Opal, come visit her as THE X-RATED GRANDMA!!!

[shanecoolhipp]

Lmao LOL

[65476546]

GROSEEE!!!!!!!!

[RadjaSawer]

Hahaha ,,,,,,,,, nice

[PS3Fanboyfucks360]

LMAO, thats so funny when shes takin a shit and actin asian

[iammalloy]

haha..u know this bitch cant read haha

[uulises1]

hahahahahahha OMG thats so funny

[markdisil]

HAHAHAHAHA

GROSS BUT FUNNY!

[a5hl3y1000]

Christ! How Many times does she say the word pussy? Lmao

[ilovetobeweird]

OMG HAHAH

eww!

Interesting...

[phutzik]

Hahahah.

The best part is when she tries to cover different voices...'cause its so god damn fake.

[xep3haet]

Who the hell puts toilet tissue in the trash can?

[russia481]

that is sick and nasty at the same time

[xoxoangexoxo]

=/ omg

ha.

[theequalizer2008]

someone who has a septic tank system and can't afford to have it pumped.

[MoshMeDown]

i want her as my grandma!

hahahahha

[OopsMelinda]

Hahahaha halarious "from the word mother fucking 'go' "

[darkgiv3ing]

issuses..

[dixiefilms]

We're the creators of PHONE SEX GRANDMA...

We love the responses! Keep them coming! Good or bad!

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From Jack and Opal

[Paulie2906]

One word - tedious! Where is the story, character, plot? It wasn't even shocking. Does anyone really believe that hot young things work on these sex lines? No they are more likely to be poor sixty year old grandmothers. So what was the point?

[coreydl2008]

She must not be that popular, or this job doesn't pay well, or her house wouldn't be so crappy?

[slick2267]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

[reytherproductions]

LOL

[Harcix]

it was a bit boring. we nee the life story of that motherfucking bitch grandma

[FiremanRodrigo]

lol love the warning before it starts, My friend and i just put up a short film we just made out of the blue. Check it out on my page its called Broken Hope.

[UncleKennybobs]

The Origin of Species? Don't take the fucking piss!

[dime6664ever]

lmfao... holy shit!!!!

[dixiefilms]

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Come visit us....see GRANDMA in the kitchen! And in her outhouse!

From Opal and Jack

[Cocksfunnystunts]

your asshole is your pussy o my god what the fuck this is fucked up but funny

im gonna take you motherfuckin dick and jam it up your pussy bitch and you gonna take it bitch

god this gma is fucked up

[prema1610]

Oh my GOD! depressing and sickening!

[rachaelouise1]

this was disturbing.

i sure as hell hope my gtma doesnt do crap like that

eww

[UncleKennybobs]

She does.

[rachaelouise1]

im suree she does

[dalpaugh]

This video broke down all sorts of internal walls for me. Very therapeutic.

[mikey41297]

o_0ok?wtf was that?!?!?!

[redbmusic]

GrandMa, do some XXX with the SalvoBrothers in their HotMovies!?!?

[lilnicky492]

lol she was pooping

[thewhaleking92]

oh my god.

this is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

[Iramender]

this is disturbing...

[KJMegaphone]

this is fucken nasty that this vid make michel jackass (jackson ) look good

[jjejeep]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[phase866]

ZOMFG!!!!!!!!!!!SO FUCKING FUNNY!

[tattoopierced]

awesome reality check for those calling in - laughing so hard I was crying, 5/5

[popartguy]

Oh Jesus! At 5:32 the cat!!! I nearly peed myself! LOL!

[Giani818]

at 2:56 theres a bug on the couch

[mbutz2679]

lol

[Giani818]

this is so disturbing!!!

[Crucifiedknot]

LOL i was just laughing whole time

[XxMacexX04]

I could stick my tongue up your ass like a spoooooon...and i could just lick you out like a goddamn mother fuckin' mustard jar!!! lol soo great

[boneheadideas]

what, no nudes?

b0g ftw!

[salatetis]

Shes talking with no emotion at all.. not even pretending. Not doing her job well :(

[ScientologyIsfalse]

haha. (that's all I have to say)

[steffenvj]

HAHAHAHA!...lol

[DelicateKiller13]

Oh my god.. this is beautifully filthy.. but yet I love it..

[mrLiquid1]

typicall bloody redneck.

trailer trash

[doogle1001]

She's the real "Jerri Blank"!

[TomSmith65]

What a great short subject. I would love to meet this gal. I'll bet she's a hoot to hang out with ... and what a nasty imagination!

[Svjatogor]

Thats one of the sickest shit i've ever seen !!

[Gugulus]

That was one of the most creepiest videos I've seen in a while. Even her cat was thinking wtf in that one scene lol

[PsychoMenkz]

whatthe fuck?? Thisaint no funny a tall

[criticalacclaimftw]

3 words:

WAT THE HELL!

[CroneXIII]

omg im bleeding from the eyes omg that is wrong

[coulebra]

omg i bleeding from the ears

[SoKrispey]

oh my god!!!!!!! XD

[CineGraphic]

Jungle Juice....it's probably been 30 years since she's been wet in the slightest!

[Fullthrottle3294]

wait is she real?lol.or is this just to make a video

[Appleunbox]

Its real. There are usually older women on sex phone lines posing as young women.

[LovelyYTRocks]

I wouldn't fuck her for $100.

[stacy561]

ur hot so if anybody as something negative 2 say about what u do then fuk them

[Constantrage]

haha nice one lol

[spellboundrider]

Whaat?

Haaah

I bet all the guys that order this shit are thinking twice.

:D

[smoshii]

so damn hot

how much does she get paid?

[Crzzyjoe]

just hearing an old lady say this is funny as hell

[henkiespenkiesperma]

There's not enough swearing.

[taco174]

wow lol...

[ZMDarkie]

that was hella funny.

[Wheresmy240]

I normally wouldn't care about all the swearing but Jeezus. This is an OVERLOAD!

[annadarling138]

look, u better clean ur mouth up

[stacy561]

wow lol

[driftfan1234]

it weird but cool. it has too much swering

[gcljr]

LMAO..This sh*t is classic...why did she throw the toilet papper in the trash instead of the toilet? LOL

[DRSMOOV]

Excellent subject! Great stuff! Kudos!

[Jubilee2]

dang ; talk about desperate !!!

[mspaigee]

HAHAHAHA

[dixiefilms]

We have PHONE SEX GRANDMA

[willmk85]

the cat lol that made me laugh the most i dont know why lol

[vampiregirl58]

oh my god!

[willmk85]

is this real

[tresbored]

What a fantastic character! Thoroughly amusing. My only thought though, is that you could shorten it to make it more effective. It goes on a little bit too long in the middle and if you cut it down it would be much much stronger. Wel done.

[pinkpunk6603]

omg this is so fuckin gross!!!!

[Rebil11bubble]

gross

[sillyboy10]

lol

[mmtbmp]

grandma is a freak

[HiAdrian]

This is some weird shit, but 5/5 for humor and realness.

[ivanradisson]

Just a warning, dont watch if the following disgusts you:

- SAGGY TITS

- GRANNY PISSING AND USING TOILET PAPER TO CLEAN HERSELF

[spacecowboy7591]

This is freaking hysterical serves the wankers right $ 5 a minute or more Granny rocks!

I love the characters she gets into as Bruce Willis said to Alan Rickman in Die Hard

Ya oughta be on television with that fucking accent!

I loved it she so horny she love you long time asian black 18 yrs old dominatrix Way to go Granny!! But seriously Granny spend some of that cash at Ikea some new furniture maybe a cleaning service

[killnills]

Out of control

[dreamcinema77]

stupid inmoral trashy people

[paulisemo15]

If her cat has kitten's and they hear her then those little cats will be dirty cats

[mizukeh]

I almost feel sorry for the brainless idiots who were on the other side of the phone line! She crocheted while saying dirty stuff too, and pretended to be a black girl!!!! She's got talent 3 cheers for granny!!!

[sonicb00m42]

I typed in my full name and this is what came up lol :P

[ClydeFrog7]

Is your name Felix Vasquez Jr.?

[sonicb00m42]

Oh uh, no, not jr though, opps

[whitebishop1]

Oh my god!!! I couldn't stop laughing this is so hysterical!!!

[demover7]

hahahah omg thats sooo fuckin funny...hahah

[intimacyengine]

Only a real woman can do this job and if you don't believe that you don't believe a motherfucken thing! lol

[unknownrandomer]

god damned motherfucker....

[anikorising]

whats the number to her hotline????

[wrcoombs]

I just think that her life is very sad...God forbid that my mother would have to make this as a life style choice...

[bar3247]

I Love it all those people that have callrd those lines are probably creeped out.But I think they deserve it cause the people that call sex lines are Lame... 8====>

[SinstressBasia]

OMG, that's just great! I laughed it was so funny. why be disturbed...all men want is a fantasy, and that's what they are given. :-)

[camilla112]

flag it!!

[airsoftking125]

that was really weird and stupid. i flagged the video. i hope it is off youtube for good

[stardark113055]

at least she has a job.....

[len413]

OK I AM REALLY DISTURBED

[len413]

i didnt even laugh but it was sorta funny

[spliffsstudio]

LMAO!

[wikiwikiwee]

lol

[anikorising]

Hillarious

[JVFILM16]

Put this in your press review.

"The shock value of this short film is at a ZERO! Not only was it not funny, it wasn't in the sightest entertaining..Go kill youself."-Donkey Punch Films.

[UnariaAncora]

slit your fucking wrist jvfilm

[EmilyPlusMikey0089]

Gross, omg and shes trashy too, look at the way she lives. she needs to get her ass kicked, seriously. I don't care how old she is. "god damn fucking" this, that. HOlly Molly if taht dude saw that old fat lady he would cry and shoot her in the face.

[dixiefilms]

Grandma on the shitter LOL

[dixiefilms]

That's good!!!

Woo hoo!!!

[jrusso7660]

Not funny really. Only reason why this short film might be popular is because of shock value. Don't overcompensate for a lack of talent like that.

[geetbasant]

right going on

[geetbasant]

right going

[maisterc]

ew fucking gross lol

[hartnell114]

i will say this now,and only once, i am so fucking scared right now, if youll excuse me, i belive someone wants their soul back! :( gonna barf

[b12nd0n]

.......grandma? ;_;

[jsayram]

LOL ...."where you calling bitch" that was so funny........ disturbing.....but funny haha

[thepreppyem0]

oh god.. so damn disturbing.

[jackcampbell111]

lmfao lmfao!

[dixiefilms]

Wanna see Grandma taking a bowel movement on the shitter? We've got it!

[DA90027]

Elly Mae Clampett on crack!

[DamnMyNameWasTaken6]

lol on the toliet oh wow

[danielle50529]

waaaaaahhhhhh im gonna have nitemares!!!

[felosi]

lol funny shit. I dont think its disturbing because most phone sex operators are probably worse. Never did understand why people pay for that shit. She sure doesnt have a phone sex voice though

[dragonfly3691]

ahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kristinharold]

that is sooo disturbing!!!

[lcxo21305]

Girl, I must give you props...I do the same thing I have been a PSO for a few months and I love your video. I will be like that when I am 60 too. Keep working it girl!!!

[chilledsizzler]

she is what they call a "cobweb granny"; the cobwebs have grown so thick around her pussy and asshole she can't think or talk straight; wonder where grandpa is ??? HOpe he ain't the one calling her. Who the hell is shooting the video then ?

[unitedfightclub]

can i have the number for her? not that i want to have phone sex but i think that is my mom that i haven't seen in years...

[kenny8076]

is it wierd that i was somewhat turned on?!!

[Baneboss]

Am I wrong or the cat at 2.30 is getting horny? :D

[AdamRevolution]

well, all i can say is, if there is such a thing as hell...she'll be the queen of it.

[cltman4u]

Now that was ghetto as shit......

[DJPerezMA]

My, My,.... A Multi-Tasker, who's flexible, with a strong work ethic, and a customer service specialist that leaves her customers satisfied, except...oh, yes that's right, H.R. thinks she's too old to put out front with today's young customer base. Better "down-size" her, so the new young thing can have the job....

Is it any surprise that she would work for an Adult Service? Rent's gotta be paid. It's work, baby, and Adult employs diversity! Legalize Sex Work!!

D. J. Perez

Metro Boston, MA

[flairboys]

words escape me...........except the cat is adorable.

[wtcLink]

Lol, This is fucked up

[tomyaz]

GO-GO GRANNY!

[SIMONCING]

lol  PUNK！！！