hi my name is Stacy Zimmerman TOGETHER WE CAN BEAT THESE CROOKS Hi good morning everyone hope your doing good, If you get a sec email or contact this place and tell them to fix my car they sold me. Maybe if I get enough people to bug them they will get off the (blanks) and do something, or call or fax TXB Limited or also known as All Star Auto group in Merriam Kansas Tom Bell is the owner I will prevail argh 18664063450 18664931959 19136777775 tbell2sell@yahoo.com 181659113515 fax 19136771104
Correction: If the mileage is suspiciously low, and the seller is not a senior citizen, the odometer has probably been tampered with. If the mileage is suspiciously high, and the car does not appear to be a taxi, delivery truck, police car, or other vehicle frequently driven long distances, the odometer has also probably been tampered with. Both are classified as odometer fraud, and the bent seller can face a $100,000 fine and 3 year jail term if convicted.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
"When life gives you lemons... don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down with the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson (Portal 2)
Seem's they forgot to recommend wearing junky clothes so you can get down on the ground to look up at the exhaust, CV joints, oil pan, etc. You also wouldn't have to lean all goofy the way the "mark" ahem "buyer" is here doing to avoid getting greasy and messy.
Step 1 should be looking at the engine FIRST. Who the fuck cares if the interior is nice or shitty. The engine is what makes a vehicle the point of priority.
watch out for dried mud on a truck??? are you kidding me??
Thats like saying to look out for dried snow on santa's sleigh.
Low mileage doesnt mean someone fucked with the odometer. Just compare the mileage to the engines cleanliness and frame.
"HowCast: How to fail at life - Just post dumb shit like we do"
if you check how to tell if your girlfriend's a psycho and how to tell if your boyfriend's a psycho you'll see that they set each other up. same with this one and how to disguise a lemon, suggesting that all 4 videos were made by the same person
those who leave the video topic and go to comment for the girl ass are so sick people !! :-6 , u never seen a human butt b4?! where u come from u jungle pigs ?!!
i dont get it. how is a lemon related to a car
coolkid5054460 1 week ago
nobody do what this lady is suggesting we do, together, we can make sure it doesn't happen like complete jerks!
gwanga13 2 weeks ago
zzzzzz0100 3 weeks ago
what was step 7??....
bobthebuilder6938 4 weeks ago
thumbs up if u were looking at her beautiful ass the whole time
bobthebuilder6938 4 weeks ago
Whats funny is there's another to disguise a lemon xD
Spike40532 1 month ago
those 10% are gm and fords the asain crap didnt make it
wtl1964 1 month ago
holy shit 412xxx miles
wtl1964 1 month ago
its not hard to make lemonade but it is with oranges
wtl1964 1 month ago
these are the funniest comments!
mb013962 1 month ago
who saw this b/c of "how to disguise a lemon"
yoker300 2 months ago 3
ask them if its ok to take it to your mechanic for an inspection, if they refuse. its not worth buying it
playingwithfirehurts 2 months ago
step 1. Buy a combustible lemon
mckenziehaagens1 2 months ago
we bought a lemon, it was new, and has already had 7 problems in 7 months
Warriorcats24 2 months ago
@Warriorcats24 not very lucky :D
MrRock591 1 month ago
How is rust unstopable? Just sand and paint over it
guitarkilla444 2 months ago
you will need:
a keen eye
GO PIDGEY!!!
Mouseguy44 2 months ago
why am I watching the howcast videos if I dont even do these things
Latvian1231 2 months ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU WERE THINKING OF THE FRUIT NOT THE CAR
chinocharlon7 2 months ago 31
@chinocharlon7
The best part about this comment is that its not a car.
3BeyondGodlike 1 month ago
@chinocharlon7 Thums up to stop asking for thums up.
azzaz691 4 days ago
step one: buy new
did you know: Used items suck.
MrPizzamanz 2 months ago 3
Why lemons? They're not citrus fruit..
IanEduardoMeneses 2 months ago
you better buy that truck for 500 bucks for with that many miles lol.
josh666675 2 months ago
ijopucta, ke wen culo ke tiene la modelo DANG! Mamacita!
antoine587 3 months ago
Correction: If the mileage is suspiciously low, and the seller is not a senior citizen, the odometer has probably been tampered with. If the mileage is suspiciously high, and the car does not appear to be a taxi, delivery truck, police car, or other vehicle frequently driven long distances, the odometer has also probably been tampered with. Both are classified as odometer fraud, and the bent seller can face a $100,000 fine and 3 year jail term if convicted.
neilmcneiler 3 months ago
1:32 nice...
TheLopez89 3 months ago
damn the how to disguise a lemon video doesnt work because they said they wouldnt check under the seat covers.... damn...
TheLopez89 3 months ago
how did i get from glee to here??
Ladygagafan752 4 months ago
That car is so BARFF!
Yeti4President 4 months ago
i thought it said how to bully a lemon!! i did'nt have my glassess on
love4life1337 4 months ago
There are a few redflags here
- Its an american 2wd POS
- Euro lights = a tuner or kid car
- 200k miles +
Shishizurui 4 months ago
Step 1. Go to store
Step 2. Buy oranges instead.
OtakuDances51 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Howcast 45
That's a great ass...
mookixox 4 months ago
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press ALT and try to thumb me up, see what happens funny ;)
moscarellimichele 4 months ago
yeah this is real stupid. first they tell you how to sell a lemon and then how not to buy a lemon? really stupid to me.
ilovemiddleschoolyah 5 months ago
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
turbochargedfilms 5 months ago
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AdamantSystems 6 months ago
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Concordemoment 6 months ago
How to spot a lemon...
Often it says Ford or Chevy somewhere on the vehicle.
dinnerandashow 7 months ago
@dinnerandashow How to spot an epic comment...
Often it says dinnerandashow above the text.
daniwan3000 7 months ago
@daniwan3000
So true.
Many societies worship my words.
dinnerandashow 7 months ago
@dinnerandashow Youtube is madly updating. Your name was above.
daniwan3000 6 months ago
@dinnerandashow Or either it's a Gremlin.
IanEduardoMeneses 6 months ago
DAMN IT CAVE JOHNSON STOP CLICKING THESE VIDS!!!!
iAreAless 7 months ago
I WAS JUST WATCHING THE ASS OF HER> WHAT DID THEY SAY????????
Robin236981 7 months ago
i wanna bang that chick... lol
jessyrules1000 7 months ago
say show me the car facts! :D
bunnygirl755 7 months ago
@bunnygirl755 car fax*
PrettyyMuchMadi 7 months ago
2:16-show me the car facts
madmanslullaby1 7 months ago
step 1: buy a ford
step 2: when step one fails, buy another ford
yay!
immahuntu8 7 months ago
@immahuntu8 fuck yeah, I have a Capri :D
hejjagedu 7 months ago
Damn 412,000 miles. That's a Chevy for you!
Joseph9536 7 months ago
1. dont buy a lemon in the supermarket.
oh wait....
rosepetal29 7 months ago
no wonder the thumbnail had a car on it.
Tristanroyr 8 months ago
Step 1: BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN!
KyonGivesYouFacepalm 8 months ago
yay my car has low miles
slyhitman214 8 months ago
1) Know how cars work.
2) Make sure the car works.
Yay!
851852093114208513 8 months ago
i thought this was about real lemons..... I fail
66LoveDove 9 months ago
But howcast has a video about disguising a lemon so you can sell it o-o
justbeingme232 9 months ago
Is it just me or is that chick HOT !!!!!!!
SP1DERSHAPE 9 months ago
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"When life gives you lemons... don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down with the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson (Portal 2)
(:
DonchaLoveMilk 9 months ago
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DonchaLoveMilk 9 months ago
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DonchaLoveMilk 9 months ago
but what if i like lemons D:
brendanvidgamer 9 months ago
i dont need the help of this video cause i dont buy lemon i hae a lemon tree... zing...fail
joshuatube511 9 months ago
I love how this car is the same car in the how to disguise a lemon video.
sophiatoontown 10 months ago
Step one: DON'T BUY THE LEMON! Problem solved!
A4L1000 10 months ago
wheres the lemon!!!!!!!!
demifanrocks 10 months ago
Thats a car not a lemon
IanEduardoMeneses 11 months ago
@IanEduardoMeneses no shit
xxQuiikScopzz 11 months ago
@IanEduardoMeneses By the context of the first few seconds of the show, a "lemon" probably means a bad car.
revenger1997 10 months ago
Seem's they forgot to recommend wearing junky clothes so you can get down on the ground to look up at the exhaust, CV joints, oil pan, etc. You also wouldn't have to lean all goofy the way the "mark" ahem "buyer" is here doing to avoid getting greasy and messy.
oteast 1 year ago
JUST DON'T PICK THE YELLOW THINGS AT THE SUPERMARKET
123pixieboo 1 year ago 146
@123pixieboo lol i laughed so hard at that comment
agpinklover11 7 months ago
@123pixieboo Bananas? ;(
KaylaLoveYaLucas 6 months ago
just noticed a lot of howcast have NJ license plate cars
abseconPC 1 year ago
just noticed a lot of howcast have NJ license plate cars
abseconPC 1 year ago
Is this lady really interested in this shit truck?
moaski 1 year ago
@jusqueen Me 2. Lmao
sabrinar103 1 year ago
I've seen hotter b*****s a***s. like the girl in the "how to make the chewbacca noise"
F**k she was HOT. AmIRight?
TheLEGOVlogger 1 year ago
Great ass.
MorganMcCann 1 year ago
that girl is fit
ObalucawTheMan 1 year ago
lol look at your suggestions XD over in the side
jakealizer99 1 year ago
ummm a lemon isn't a car
adude722 1 year ago
@adude722 Ur a dumbass.
T67GS300 1 year ago
@T67GS300 dude you are taking me too seriusly... it was a joke!!! dumbass!
adude722 10 months ago
@adude722
Grow up and learn how to spell.
T67GS300 10 months ago
@T67GS300 im deslecsic..
adude722 10 months ago
@adude722 *Facepalm*
T67GS300 10 months ago
I honestly thought this video was about lemons...not cars D: I fail
jusqueen06 1 year ago 246
@jusqueen06 Me to... They are pretty good.
SantaFishes101 1 year ago
@jusqueen06 It's ok... we all did :)
WyvernVII 1 year ago
@jusqueen06 same here :D fail me too
soonnic 9 months ago
@jusqueen06 Me Too
MrNinja290 8 months ago
@jusqueen06 #FAIL There was a girl standing directly next to a car in the video
KaylaLoveYaLucas 6 months ago
@jusqueen06 XD yes! a fruit reference! lol
CJFRANKS7 6 months ago
Step 1 should be looking at the engine FIRST. Who the fuck cares if the interior is nice or shitty. The engine is what makes a vehicle the point of priority.
watch out for dried mud on a truck??? are you kidding me??
Thats like saying to look out for dried snow on santa's sleigh.
Low mileage doesnt mean someone fucked with the odometer. Just compare the mileage to the engines cleanliness and frame.
"HowCast: How to fail at life - Just post dumb shit like we do"
13098519 1 year ago
i love how they tell you how to disguise a Lemon, and then they tell you how to NOT fall for it XD
CleverCommentGuy 1 year ago
Using the same car in 'How to disguise a Lemon' o.0
YouAlcoholicDad 1 year ago
i hate lemons, sour shit
CanineFaeces 1 year ago
this is the exact opposite of their other video about selling a lemon
LexiBandGeek 1 year ago
0:00 skip ads
zeosrule 1 year ago
if you check how to tell if your girlfriend's a psycho and how to tell if your boyfriend's a psycho you'll see that they set each other up. same with this one and how to disguise a lemon, suggesting that all 4 videos were made by the same person
markquinn111 1 year ago
Flipped us off at 1:20
Cade10100 1 year ago
Just so ya know, you gotta pay for Carfax and many other online car history things...
Ask the Seller to pay.
HunnyXCakeforever 1 year ago
AWW man I need a vid for the other kind of lemon :(
ToLazyToBreath 1 year ago
@lilhotie80squeen Dumb.
LoudGJ 1 year ago
i got the same truck but it's red
SeeXTheXDay 1 year ago
wtf has this got to do with a LEMON
ihateallschools 1 year ago
@ihateallschools A car that has been sold but doesnot work. thats a lemon
petervinhchau 1 year ago
better idea dont go to the shoping mart
maganaga14 1 year ago
lol "How to Disguise a Lemon" is in the Suggestions, w/ the same car and dude
expressphoto 1 year ago
@expressphoto Apparently he didn't pay attention to all the steps ;)
flambenbombay 1 year ago
why is she looking up a 2007 Cobalt and not the truck?
TheManAbraham 1 year ago
i thought it was bout a REAL lemon,
callmePachitti 1 year ago
How To Avoid Buying a Lemon:
dont give the duche money
pwnin12345 1 year ago
He's that guy from how to disguise a lemon!
gab9hp 1 year ago
Step 1: Dont buy a lemon.
3Nekox 1 year ago
Narrator:"When you accelerate check for smoke and odd noises like clinking or clanging"
CC: "We literally check for smoke not know if it's like linking her client" Lolwut?
andy0happy 1 year ago
i like lemons too......
pianolover234 1 year ago
next on Howcast: How To Blink
superkimmy98 1 year ago 3
Next on HowCast "HOW TO AVOID BUYING A WATERMELON"
liam12347 1 year ago 3
she can have the car for free if i can tap that ass of hers
necrocloud12 1 year ago
but i like lemons.......
imgoingtobarf 1 year ago
@imgoingtobarf ..car....lemons....
nwAJ16 1 year ago
lol after watching this i looked to the side and it said how to disguise a lemon!
cellybowman 1 year ago
i deal with cars and i do all this, theirs more, but that is all good advice. CarFax is a must. damn that's a nasty ass truck
ezcondition 1 year ago
you can always go grand theft auto while test-driving... O_o
theDMskategroup 1 year ago
@theDMskategroup If they write down your name/adress and stuff like that they will sue you and you end up in jail :(
Explosivz88 1 year ago
but i like lemons.
porridgeeveryday 1 year ago 4
howcast is really misleading .
UnicornMagic123 1 year ago
I thought this was to avoid buying a lemon, not a CAR!
slowore 1 year ago
whats about how to avoid buying a watermelon
TRUEBUFU 1 year ago
VIN is pronounced like bin, you fucktard
and no her ass sucks shit and probably prolapses because its flat as flatworld, accept it you white knight virgins
powerdbycomedy 1 year ago
oh wait...you mean lemon in that way?
gab9hp 1 year ago
nice ass on minute 1:35
vigorstyle916chino 1 year ago
not to sound like dick but i'd sell her a lemon just so she'll keep coming back lol jk
killestboy 1 year ago
first they tell you how to sell a lemon then they tell you how to avoid getting one. howcast used to be helpful, what happened?
gnarkill1524 1 year ago
gayyyyyyy
TheSmokyjoe 1 year ago
SHES GOT A NICE ASS LIKE WHEN YOU MEAN TEST DRIVE CAN I ALSO TEST DRIVE HER IN THE BED
josh666675 1 year ago
yall r so sexist!!!
K9girl29 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The title of the video should be "Let's All Look At This Chick's Ass"
silverTabbed 1 year ago
The title of the video should be "Let's All Look At This Chick's Ass"
silverTabbed 1 year ago
i thought howcast means "How to stop buying lemon"
ckarwing 1 year ago
Give me a break, i always bend over the engine like that with one foot in the air looking for lemons....LOL
MsMoonlitelady 2 years ago
to busy looking at her backside to notice what kind of car it was....
tapoutish 2 years ago 2
lol jus buy a new 1!
laffstv 2 years ago 2
A paint job is also indicative of rust repair.
SirFelix377 2 years ago
those who leave the video topic and go to comment for the girl ass are so sick people !! :-6 , u never seen a human butt b4?! where u come from u jungle pigs ?!!
TeDuaMalakie 2 years ago
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She's got a great ASS I'd POKE her in the POOPER!
ScLeCo 2 years ago 89
@ScLeCo
with wHaT?!?!?!!1 O.o
Thundernin 2 years ago
@ScLeCo i laughed my ass off!
thenotavailble 1 year ago
@ScLeCo HELL YEAH!!!!
discocreator76 1 year ago
i got screwd wit car the head gasket was bad after bout 2 months i had to buy a new head
leapers124 2 years ago
i heaar that regalgs
Sm0kin383 2 years ago
ALWAYS get an inspection. they cost 20-40$ but are worth it in the long run.
thevintagegoth 2 years ago
what do you call an accident that was on purpose, a purposedent?
xc568 2 years ago
she has a nice ass
regalgs1997 2 years ago 109
haha thats what i was thinking
97I30T 2 years ago
@regalgs1997 rape time!!! 1:30
cal352 1 year ago
wat does a lemon have to do with a car?
lovely2133 2 years ago
a crappy/ rip-off car is called a lemon
trucksoner 2 years ago
a car that "looks" like it works FINE... but actually breaks down on you
dave6726 2 years ago
nice ass :D
mertvo 2 years ago
*lol* Awesome pair with the other vid...
redheadedwoman82 2 years ago 3
Dude, that's what I thought.
weofparadigm 2 years ago
mmmmmmmmmm ;)
gixer1crf450 2 years ago
Before i even looked at the comments, i knew what everyone was gonna say. That girl has a hot ass!
soccerman641 2 years ago 8
lool yea the ass , men are distracted so easily by sex objects =)
yourboycal 2 years ago 2
*sigh*
MauriceFlower 2 years ago
*sigh*
MauriceFlower 2 years ago
thats one hell of an ass!
jonathansimpson2 2 years ago
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for white trash she has a great ass
brockway86 2 years ago
*sigh*
MauriceFlower 2 years ago
i'm "white" nice to meet you
xoANONiMUSox 2 years ago