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  • Who wouldn't end up laughing at the end? xD

  • hahaha

  • HAHAHAHOOOW!!!

  • you right about this one. lol

  • One of the best shows of all time!

  • press 7 for "WHOOHOHOOO"

  • Press 4 for she like'd' dirty talk.

  • ++++

  • maybe not the best scrubs joke, but top 5 for sure. "there was a airstrike on one of the outlying regions" followed by classic Turk laugh. so fuckin funny

  • Best joke ever: not a chance

  • And there's the kicker JD, next time just stick with the dirty talk. (I actually liked Season 1 best because he wasn't really really wierd just quircky. Then they more and more wierd as the seasons progressed. Still liked watching Scrubs, 1st season was best though.)

  • oh god oh god the laugh at the end makes this video so brilliant

  • ok, maybe im a derp, but i didn't find it funny. mostly because i don't think i know what the joke was or where it started. . . or maybe it just wasn't funny to me. who knows?

  • @goldenrod666 You're probably right to assume that you need some kind of backstory to it, but providing a whole season of backstory would be nearly impossible because there is much more to this joke than just the joke itself. Most of the end of season 5 was about JD and Kim always trying to find a time to have sex, but always being interrupted or busy. Also JD is socially awkward, and Kim is... well... hot. And that's just one of the many stories leading up to this and I am almost out of charact

  • @goldenrod666 Lol how can you not get it kim is pregnant with jd's kid and they never had sex because he didnt have a condom and she got pregnant from outer spattage!! xD

  • Its actually the hoarse laughter that cracks me up !

  • BWAHAHAgahahahagahahaha

  • Sperm - The only thing in the world that ignores gravity.

  • @MrVillyOdin Sperm swim, it's boyancy that has an effect not gravity.

    They've perfected swimming but they had a better understanding of boyancy it'd probably go a lot better.

    It'll give them one think, they fucking laugh at probability.

  • "the village"

  • How is this even a joke?

  • funky cold medinas are serious business.

  • @bigpmp883 not as serious as Squaids....because THAT'S some serious shit dude...

  • arr she like a teh dirty talk

  • 1:11 - BEST. LAUGH. EVER!!

  • i miss scrubs.

  • @33guyfawkes me too :(

  • imo best part was when JD screams "ABORT THE BABIES!!!"

  • @MasterPebsie mine was the watchie-talkie discussion about turk's sterility when he was in the elevator.

  • press number 4 for hours of fun

  • 1:11 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Worst.Outcome.Of.A.Wank. EVER!

  • MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

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  • this was one of the best scenes ever! very funny thanks for posting!

  • my brothers was killed by a funky comidena

  • @XxDeeIsMeexX Cold Medina* by Tone Loc :)

  • @reiammm lmao now i know x3 thanks

  • Oooh She like the dirty talk! 0:40

  • @Doog95 no i do!

  • 1:10 the most epic laugh EVAR

  • 1.14, what the hell is going on with JD, is he talking over himself?

  • press 4 repeatedly if you lika da dirty taaalkkk!!!!

  • 1:11 for Turk's funny ass laugh over and over, enjoy.

  • Very funny bit

  • 1:11 hahaha turk always gets me

  • @MrDouchebag40 I had a situation like this... True story. :/

  • Oooooh she lika the dirty talk ;) AHAHAHAHA turk <3

  • I was laughing my ass off the first time I saw that one on TV and I still do every time I watch this video :D Classic joke of a classic TV show!

  • scrubs is for the gays. its for the ppl that stopped watching the gay 00' nick and are now in high school/ college and find this shit funny.

  • @airmatt86 Then why are you looking at videos of it? Dumbass.

  • @airmatt86

    Makes sense since you're watching it now.

  • 1:11 BEST!!! xD

  • NOT funny sorry to say =(

  • At the end carla sounds like a deflating balloon :D

  • Hooch is crazy .......

  • 1:11 LOL

  • ooooh she lajkatede daity talk eh?

  • Huge fan of Scrubs and while this is indeed funny , I don't think it's the best joke . .

  • @Urlilking49 I agree, I feel kinda sorry for JD when everyone else is there laughing. :/

  • i think what makes JD the best is he always says thing you would normally keep to yourself

  • Turk's laugh mid video was priceless

  • Explains Jesus

  • Poor JD

  • Turk laugh = EPIC !

  • stop the discussions if that's possible or not! It's funny, so just laugh about it =) And if you don't think it's funny, you should probably not be watching this at all!

  • "Ahem". This is a "TV show, here's reality, "To get started, let's talk about how pregnancy occurs. The sperm, which are in the semen, must enter the vagina and travel up through the cervix, through the uterus, to the fallopian tube, and meet up with the egg. Once this happens, the sperm must fertilize the egg, and the resulting blastocyst must travel down the fallopian tube and implant in the uterus." Active sperm or not, that's alot of area to cover, and I am still dubious.

  • @MrDouchebag40 Dood, who gives a flying shit. The joke is funny. Do we know it's not possible? Duh. Does it matter when you're watching a sitcom that makes medical jokes? No.

  • @MrDouchebag40 They like to swim :D

    I'm not sure about it being "not uncommon" but I hardly think it's impossible.

  • I'll be the first to say how much I love Scrubs, but this whole scenario is just about impossible, medically speaking.

  • @MrDouchebag40 Not at all. All you need is really active sperm. Which some people have. And they will marathon to the finish line.

  • @athox False.

  • @athox @MrDouchebag40

    I dont know active or not but it happened

    I made my girlfriend pregnant more than once even without penetration and for the same reason here god damn it

  • @athox Uhhhhhhhh I doubt it.....

  • @MrDouchebag40 It's actually very possible and quite common. The vagina turns into a sperm highway during arousal. Sperm can travel from the labia minora and through the cervix in a matter of minutes.

    It's mind blowing if you think about how small sperm are and the distance that they have to cover....

  • @MrDouchebag40 it totally can be!

  • @MrDouchebag40 Noone gets killed by a funky comadena. I'm agreeing with you there.

  • @MrDouchebag40 Medically speaking, this is why anal makes such terrible birth control.

  • @MrDouchebag40 Yeah, no, it's possible, it's been documented before, it's not even that illogical if you actually think about it.

  • @MrDouchebag40 My friend got pregnant because they had anal sex and he jizzed on her butt hole and it got in

  • @MrDouchebag40 actualy, it's possibale. the fact that people doesn't know it the reason for many unwanted babys...

  • @MrDouchebag40 It's not impossible at all.

  • @MrDouchebag40 Did you ever take Biology in school...? Every fluid of both paries is designed to route sperm to the egg.

  • Then FU*K off and watch your german dub. Geez. Don't watch the english version and whine about it. I'm happy there are even English scenes left on YouTube. Half of the clips nowadays are dubs and it doesn't even say in the frickin title. This scene is hilarious IF YOU KNOW ENGLISH. No offence intended.

  • Omg the original voices of the actors sounds all the same , emotionless, boring ...fail- and u want to fuck up with german dubs? pity

  • what is carla's laugh?:L

  • That was a joke? It was a shit one

  • @Swittzer09 u must b 8

  • @TheTimeFor 15

  • without JD and Turk this show would suck balls they made everything good ;D

  • yeah not that funny.... really, just fuckin boring...

  • @johnny22190 then go away...

  • lol JD looks like TOdd Howard in this episode

  • 1:11 best bit

  • I have never laughed so much in my life

  • That's not a joke, but stil funny as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc­k!!!!

  • love turks laugh XDDDDDDDD

  • one of them laughing at the end sounded like a broken hoover lol

  • in german it's funnier!!!!!

  • @kurdengeier nothing is funnier in german

  • Thump up, if you klicked 1:11 more than 10 times! XD

  • it's not a joke more like an anekdote

  • much better than the german version

  • waht song is that 0:07 ?

  • Ah-hahaha-awoo! xD

  • 1:11 oooawo! ahy thank you.

  • press 5 for jd being dizzy

  • awwww xD

  • press 4 for dirty talk

  • Press 8 and the rest of the video is in morse code.

  • Scrubs has a funny joke?

  • @WarPigz0 scrub has about as much joke as PS3 has game...

  • Press 7 Receive laughter

  • Man that was a funny ass joke.

  • TBH this is the season when Scrubs started to suck

  • Press 5 repeatedly.

  • someone edit this video and make a loop of that laugh, put a beat to it to

  • @dbzboy229

    How did you watch all the seasons if you don't like these kinds of jokes? SCRUBS IS FULL WITH JOKES LIKE THIS!

  • It's funny cuz shit like that happens in real life.

  • I have tried. I have tried and tried and tried. This show has never, ever, ever made me laugh.

    And I laugh at every one of Dave Attell's and Jeffrey Ross' jokes.

  • 1:11 for the best laugh xD

  • @bhufgard21 What does this comment have to do with the video?

    Absolutely nothing.

  • @bhufgard21 ewwww

  • Press 4 for dirty talk

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  • 1:12

  • That's y they canceled scrubs the new 9th season got low ratings and well plane out sucks ass

  • 1:11 your welcome

  • keep pressing 4 she lika da she lika da

  • new scrubs is shit imo.I want good old turk jd and cox not the new tryhards.

  • 1:11 best laugh ever

  • press 7 for the best laugh ever

  • no sorry its before this...

  • I love Carla's laughing!

  • carla laughs like an engine not running properly..

  • Hold down 0 its JD's Rape face

  • Repeatedly press 4 for a chinese black man.

  • if you watch 1:10 enough times, you see Turk move his head before Carla pulls ...

  • enter the village......lol

  • @036827 you're totally right. everybody agrees with you. and you're no troll at all. you must be very popular. you can start wanking again, it's fine.

  • lotta movement to the right when you keep pressing 7

  • Is it just me or is Carla pregnant?

  • @LimitedNotions yes she was pregnant

  • she lika da dirty talk

  • OMFG  1:12 Cracked me the fuck up hahhahaha!!!! lmao !!!

  • turks laugh makes this

  • ONE M0:00RE TIME

  • Sarah chalke tries not to laugh after the village :L

  • 1:11 I seriously jizzed in my pants

  • omg i love turk xDD

  • enter the village............lol

  • Turk at 1:11, LMAO!

  • @Poppins995 my new sms tone :D

  • @Poppins995 I wish there was a video that was just a loop of that laugh

  • press 6 over and over to see him chew chewing gum

  • I love how at 1:22 Sarah Chalke is visibly shaking with laughter.

  • I get it but i don't get what's so funny

  • @Camielwoogieworld i dont get it either :/

  • 1:11 rules

  • 1:11 I love turks laugh

  • Love watching Turk's reactions.

  • LMFAO, turk made the funniest laugh when karla pulled his ear, and turk ws like "ooh, she lik-e de dirty talk" LMFAOUIDB

  • @999fishandchips HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH LMFAO

  • HAHAHAHA.

    Brilliant

  • Waaahahahooo...Thank you

  • I could listen Turk's laugh all day long.

  • Sam = Jesus

  • My brother was killed by a Funky Cold Medina.

  • 1:10 greatest moment ever!

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  • @DrBuggles1 You can sound like that without being black

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  • @DrBuggles1 Not hard at all

  • dammit i promised i wouldnt watch scrubs video all day