maybe not the best scrubs joke, but top 5 for sure. "there was a airstrike on one of the outlying regions" followed by classic Turk laugh. so fuckin funny
And there's the kicker JD, next time just stick with the dirty talk. (I actually liked Season 1 best because he wasn't really really wierd just quircky. Then they more and more wierd as the seasons progressed. Still liked watching Scrubs, 1st season was best though.)
ok, maybe im a derp, but i didn't find it funny. mostly because i don't think i know what the joke was or where it started. . . or maybe it just wasn't funny to me. who knows?
@goldenrod666 You're probably right to assume that you need some kind of backstory to it, but providing a whole season of backstory would be nearly impossible because there is much more to this joke than just the joke itself. Most of the end of season 5 was about JD and Kim always trying to find a time to have sex, but always being interrupted or busy. Also JD is socially awkward, and Kim is... well... hot. And that's just one of the many stories leading up to this and I am almost out of charact
@goldenrod666 Lol how can you not get it kim is pregnant with jd's kid and they never had sex because he didnt have a condom and she got pregnant from outer spattage!! xD
Fellow Scrubs fans!! My video was chosen as one of the 10 finalists in Zach Braff's Millionth Fan Contest!!!!! Please, go to Zach Braff's facebook page and vote for my video so I can spend a day with JD! My video is the one with the guy in a blue Arrested Development shirt (nevernudes unite) playing the ukulele! THANK YOU!!!!!!!! ps you can vote until 12/18/11
stop the discussions if that's possible or not! It's funny, so just laugh about it =) And if you don't think it's funny, you should probably not be watching this at all!
"Ahem". This is a "TV show, here's reality, "To get started, let's talk about how pregnancy occurs. The sperm, which are in the semen, must enter the vagina and travel up through the cervix, through the uterus, to the fallopian tube, and meet up with the egg. Once this happens, the sperm must fertilize the egg, and the resulting blastocyst must travel down the fallopian tube and implant in the uterus." Active sperm or not, that's alot of area to cover, and I am still dubious.
@MrDouchebag40 Dood, who gives a flying shit. The joke is funny. Do we know it's not possible? Duh. Does it matter when you're watching a sitcom that makes medical jokes? No.
@MrDouchebag40 It's actually very possible and quite common. The vagina turns into a sperm highway during arousal. Sperm can travel from the labia minora and through the cervix in a matter of minutes.
It's mind blowing if you think about how small sperm are and the distance that they have to cover....
Then FU*K off and watch your german dub. Geez. Don't watch the english version and whine about it. I'm happy there are even English scenes left on YouTube. Half of the clips nowadays are dubs and it doesn't even say in the frickin title. This scene is hilarious IF YOU KNOW ENGLISH. No offence intended.
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw it at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around saying Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began whipping her hair, which caused a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a cluband stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just a Dream
@036827 you're totally right. everybody agrees with you. and you're no troll at all. you must be very popular. you can start wanking again, it's fine.
Who wouldn't end up laughing at the end? xD
hbhuei 4 days ago
hahaha
smilesarangsk 4 days ago
HAHAHAHOOOW!!!
WordedDrake 4 days ago
you right about this one. lol
keishatell2 1 week ago
One of the best shows of all time!
TheVokality 1 week ago
press 7 for "WHOOHOHOOO"
thatmongolianguy 1 week ago
Press 4 for she like'd' dirty talk.
WarChild2933 1 week ago 4
++++
Akinfey1990 2 weeks ago
maybe not the best scrubs joke, but top 5 for sure. "there was a airstrike on one of the outlying regions" followed by classic Turk laugh. so fuckin funny
bearcub450 2 weeks ago
Best joke ever: not a chance
CaptSchindler 2 weeks ago
And there's the kicker JD, next time just stick with the dirty talk. (I actually liked Season 1 best because he wasn't really really wierd just quircky. Then they more and more wierd as the seasons progressed. Still liked watching Scrubs, 1st season was best though.)
silvierarosestarr13 2 weeks ago
oh god oh god the laugh at the end makes this video so brilliant
smileyTn7 2 weeks ago
ok, maybe im a derp, but i didn't find it funny. mostly because i don't think i know what the joke was or where it started. . . or maybe it just wasn't funny to me. who knows?
goldenrod666 2 weeks ago
@goldenrod666 You're probably right to assume that you need some kind of backstory to it, but providing a whole season of backstory would be nearly impossible because there is much more to this joke than just the joke itself. Most of the end of season 5 was about JD and Kim always trying to find a time to have sex, but always being interrupted or busy. Also JD is socially awkward, and Kim is... well... hot. And that's just one of the many stories leading up to this and I am almost out of charact
athox 2 weeks ago 21
@goldenrod666 Lol how can you not get it kim is pregnant with jd's kid and they never had sex because he didnt have a condom and she got pregnant from outer spattage!! xD
Maytious 1 week ago
Its actually the hoarse laughter that cracks me up !
mrpentium 3 weeks ago
BWAHAHAgahahahagahahaha
niandna 3 weeks ago
Sperm - The only thing in the world that ignores gravity.
MrVillyOdin 3 weeks ago
@MrVillyOdin Sperm swim, it's boyancy that has an effect not gravity.
They've perfected swimming but they had a better understanding of boyancy it'd probably go a lot better.
It'll give them one think, they fucking laugh at probability.
DeathlyCrunch 3 weeks ago
"the village"
tobiojo10 3 weeks ago
How is this even a joke?
oktal3700 4 weeks ago
funky cold medinas are serious business.
bigpmp883 4 weeks ago 2
@bigpmp883 not as serious as Squaids....because THAT'S some serious shit dude...
AceBobcat 3 weeks ago
arr she like a teh dirty talk
JMEproductiions 1 month ago 3
1:11 - BEST. LAUGH. EVER!!
hebbejebbe 1 month ago
i miss scrubs.
33guyfawkes 1 month ago 2
@33guyfawkes me too :(
g0dfart3r 1 month ago
imo best part was when JD screams "ABORT THE BABIES!!!"
MasterPebsie 1 month ago
@MasterPebsie mine was the watchie-talkie discussion about turk's sterility when he was in the elevator.
kubrox91 1 month ago
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Lol
Designsxx 1 month ago
press number 4 for hours of fun
mattf1sh97 1 month ago
1:11 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
pinkfiree58 1 month ago
Worst.Outcome.Of.A.Wank. EVER!
kazukimaka 1 month ago
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jachub123 1 month ago
MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
GreekDarling 1 month ago
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GreekDarling 1 month ago
this was one of the best scenes ever! very funny thanks for posting!
lsaenz1991 1 month ago
my brothers was killed by a funky comidena
XxDeeIsMeexX 1 month ago
@XxDeeIsMeexX Cold Medina* by Tone Loc :)
reiammm 1 month ago
@reiammm lmao now i know x3 thanks
XxDeeIsMeexX 1 month ago
Oooh She like the dirty talk! 0:40
Doog95 1 month ago
@Doog95 no i do!
hondarydr5 1 month ago
1:10 the most epic laugh EVAR
icecoldjam96 1 month ago 3
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guitargeek624 1 month ago
1.14, what the hell is going on with JD, is he talking over himself?
buckleygeneration 1 month ago
press 4 repeatedly if you lika da dirty taaalkkk!!!!
dp01281 1 month ago
1:11 for Turk's funny ass laugh over and over, enjoy.
TheZanthir 1 month ago
Very funny bit
dazedownsouth 1 month ago
1:11 hahaha turk always gets me
HyperActive1OO 1 month ago
@MrDouchebag40 I had a situation like this... True story. :/
69wolfie69 2 months ago
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claudiakelly95 2 months ago
Oooooh she lika the dirty talk ;) AHAHAHAHA turk <3
alfiebaby93 2 months ago
I was laughing my ass off the first time I saw that one on TV and I still do every time I watch this video :D Classic joke of a classic TV show!
AdmiralAdonis10 2 months ago
scrubs is for the gays. its for the ppl that stopped watching the gay 00' nick and are now in high school/ college and find this shit funny.
airmatt86 2 months ago
@airmatt86 Then why are you looking at videos of it? Dumbass.
Goomba753 2 months ago
@airmatt86
Makes sense since you're watching it now.
Volentrix 2 months ago
1:11 BEST!!! xD
KOBIProduction 2 months ago 35
NOT funny sorry to say =(
djparnate 2 months ago
At the end carla sounds like a deflating balloon :D
DarkMalfunction 2 months ago 2
Hooch is crazy .......
joshrobertcassey 2 months ago
1:11 LOL
acke095 2 months ago 2
ooooh she lajkatede daity talk eh?
koleasert 2 months ago 2
Huge fan of Scrubs and while this is indeed funny , I don't think it's the best joke . .
Urlilking49 2 months ago
@Urlilking49 I agree, I feel kinda sorry for JD when everyone else is there laughing. :/
SophieShmophie123 2 months ago
i think what makes JD the best is he always says thing you would normally keep to yourself
metalawsome 2 months ago
Turk's laugh mid video was priceless
metalawsome 2 months ago 2
Explains Jesus
vignol91 2 months ago 124
Poor JD
ctfxcfangurl 2 months ago
Turk laugh = EPIC !
KickingOffMillwall 2 months ago
stop the discussions if that's possible or not! It's funny, so just laugh about it =) And if you don't think it's funny, you should probably not be watching this at all!
theeasyma 2 months ago
"Ahem". This is a "TV show, here's reality, "To get started, let's talk about how pregnancy occurs. The sperm, which are in the semen, must enter the vagina and travel up through the cervix, through the uterus, to the fallopian tube, and meet up with the egg. Once this happens, the sperm must fertilize the egg, and the resulting blastocyst must travel down the fallopian tube and implant in the uterus." Active sperm or not, that's alot of area to cover, and I am still dubious.
MrDouchebag40 2 months ago
@MrDouchebag40 Dood, who gives a flying shit. The joke is funny. Do we know it's not possible? Duh. Does it matter when you're watching a sitcom that makes medical jokes? No.
DiReplay 2 months ago
@MrDouchebag40 They like to swim :D
I'm not sure about it being "not uncommon" but I hardly think it's impossible.
BlackRaptor2 2 months ago
I'll be the first to say how much I love Scrubs, but this whole scenario is just about impossible, medically speaking.
MrDouchebag40 2 months ago 8
@MrDouchebag40 Not at all. All you need is really active sperm. Which some people have. And they will marathon to the finish line.
athox 2 months ago 164
@athox False.
Supermassively 2 months ago
@athox @MrDouchebag40
I dont know active or not but it happened
I made my girlfriend pregnant more than once even without penetration and for the same reason here god damn it
jamarl1000 2 months ago
@athox Uhhhhhhhh I doubt it.....
Ph0be 1 month ago
@MrDouchebag40 It's actually very possible and quite common. The vagina turns into a sperm highway during arousal. Sperm can travel from the labia minora and through the cervix in a matter of minutes.
It's mind blowing if you think about how small sperm are and the distance that they have to cover....
verlage7 2 months ago
@MrDouchebag40 it totally can be!
vinnyrox2 2 months ago
@MrDouchebag40 Noone gets killed by a funky comadena. I'm agreeing with you there.
Totto87 2 months ago
@MrDouchebag40 Medically speaking, this is why anal makes such terrible birth control.
Ryth76 1 month ago
@MrDouchebag40 Yeah, no, it's possible, it's been documented before, it's not even that illogical if you actually think about it.
buckleygeneration 1 month ago
@MrDouchebag40 My friend got pregnant because they had anal sex and he jizzed on her butt hole and it got in
Greenders 1 month ago
@MrDouchebag40 actualy, it's possibale. the fact that people doesn't know it the reason for many unwanted babys...
AramilSiandol 1 month ago
@MrDouchebag40 It's not impossible at all.
Selboriginal1 1 month ago
@MrDouchebag40 Did you ever take Biology in school...? Every fluid of both paries is designed to route sperm to the egg.
DeathlyCrunch 3 weeks ago
Then FU*K off and watch your german dub. Geez. Don't watch the english version and whine about it. I'm happy there are even English scenes left on YouTube. Half of the clips nowadays are dubs and it doesn't even say in the frickin title. This scene is hilarious IF YOU KNOW ENGLISH. No offence intended.
deltawolf 2 months ago
Omg the original voices of the actors sounds all the same , emotionless, boring ...fail- and u want to fuck up with german dubs? pity
MrSissyVoss 3 months ago
what is carla's laugh?:L
lilchrisOWNZMATEEE 3 months ago
That was a joke? It was a shit one
Swittzer09 3 months ago
@Swittzer09 u must b 8
TheTimeFor 3 months ago
@TheTimeFor 15
Swittzer09 3 months ago
without JD and Turk this show would suck balls they made everything good ;D
olfan92 3 months ago
yeah not that funny.... really, just fuckin boring...
johnny22190 3 months ago
@johnny22190 then go away...
dmonnens 3 months ago
lol JD looks like TOdd Howard in this episode
nafaka12 3 months ago
1:11 best bit
patriotaXsempre 3 months ago 5
I have never laughed so much in my life
patriotaXsempre 3 months ago
That's not a joke, but stil funny as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!
MultiYadada 3 months ago
love turks laugh XDDDDDDDD
shiroi201 3 months ago
one of them laughing at the end sounded like a broken hoover lol
Hallyban1 3 months ago
in german it's funnier!!!!!
kurdengeier 3 months ago
@kurdengeier nothing is funnier in german
ARavingLooony 1 month ago
Thump up, if you klicked 1:11 more than 10 times! XD
WeItenspinner 3 months ago 2
it's not a joke more like an anekdote
j1mmyarts 3 months ago
much better than the german version
DieFischkoepfe 3 months ago
waht song is that 0:07 ?
SuperBlutelf 3 months ago
Ah-hahaha-awoo! xD
HanniiGee 3 months ago
1:11 oooawo! ahy thank you.
Rocklar911 3 months ago
press 5 for jd being dizzy
silentawakes 3 months ago
awwww xD
nightshadowdarkangel 3 months ago
press 4 for dirty talk
sainsburys2for1 3 months ago
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Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw it at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around saying Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began whipping her hair, which caused a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a cluband stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just a Dream
pixieland98 3 months ago
Press 8 and the rest of the video is in morse code.
zepphead333 3 months ago
Scrubs has a funny joke?
WarPigz0 3 months ago
@WarPigz0 scrub has about as much joke as PS3 has game...
BuscoBeast 3 months ago
Press 7 Receive laughter
Scruffballz 3 months ago
Man that was a funny ass joke.
TheCloud175 3 months ago
TBH this is the season when Scrubs started to suck
silver2164 3 months ago
Press 5 repeatedly.
TheMessiersAndromeda 4 months ago
someone edit this video and make a loop of that laugh, put a beat to it to
999fishandchips 4 months ago
@dbzboy229
How did you watch all the seasons if you don't like these kinds of jokes? SCRUBS IS FULL WITH JOKES LIKE THIS!
Mdebify 4 months ago 63
It's funny cuz shit like that happens in real life.
1Jeffyjoe1 4 months ago
I have tried. I have tried and tried and tried. This show has never, ever, ever made me laugh.
And I laugh at every one of Dave Attell's and Jeffrey Ross' jokes.
drmoroe30 4 months ago
1:11 for the best laugh xD
hinaxsaske 4 months ago
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Whats do Micheal Jackson and McDonalds have in common. They both stick their meat in 4 year old buns.
bhufgard21 4 months ago
@bhufgard21 What does this comment have to do with the video?
Absolutely nothing.
chitoryu12 4 months ago
@bhufgard21 ewwww
StopLatualukuCrap 4 months ago
Press 4 for dirty talk
DontMockMySmock 4 months ago
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0:40 love that
tanaii1 4 months ago
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tanaii1 4 months ago
1:12
schredder12 4 months ago
That's y they canceled scrubs the new 9th season got low ratings and well plane out sucks ass
VADERSF1ST501ST 4 months ago
1:11 your welcome
Livepure2 4 months ago
keep pressing 4 she lika da she lika da
kl3pt0k3ith 4 months ago
new scrubs is shit imo.I want good old turk jd and cox not the new tryhards.
TheVanH3LL 4 months ago
1:11 best laugh ever
sim0nJ4F 4 months ago
press 7 for the best laugh ever
sim0nJ4F 4 months ago
no sorry its before this...
sim0nJ4F 4 months ago
I love Carla's laughing!
inqu1188legna 4 months ago
carla laughs like an engine not running properly..
TakashiXzero 4 months ago 55
Hold down 0 its JD's Rape face
Snowshread3r1282 5 months ago
Repeatedly press 4 for a chinese black man.
corkt04 5 months ago
if you watch 1:10 enough times, you see Turk move his head before Carla pulls ...
theomega616 5 months ago
enter the village......lol
pixieland98 5 months ago
@036827 you're totally right. everybody agrees with you. and you're no troll at all. you must be very popular. you can start wanking again, it's fine.
TheMrDudeWTF 5 months ago
lotta movement to the right when you keep pressing 7
Ellis01234567890 5 months ago
Is it just me or is Carla pregnant?
LimitedNotions 5 months ago
@LimitedNotions yes she was pregnant
Naruhinaluver15 4 months ago
she lika da dirty talk
equals3forum 5 months ago
OMFG 1:12 Cracked me the fuck up hahhahaha!!!! lmao !!!
tangent123456 5 months ago
turks laugh makes this
Vapor20 5 months ago
ONE M0:00RE TIME
Avnsbol 5 months ago
Sarah chalke tries not to laugh after the village :L
Adamhulbert95 5 months ago
1:11 I seriously jizzed in my pants
EarLMGCss 5 months ago
omg i love turk xDD
letsboycottlove 5 months ago
enter the village............lol
pixieland98 5 months ago 2
Turk at 1:11, LMAO!
Poppins995 5 months ago 115
@Poppins995 my new sms tone :D
LolzMan7756 4 months ago
@Poppins995 I wish there was a video that was just a loop of that laugh
amgill90 4 months ago
press 6 over and over to see him chew chewing gum
nero2d7 5 months ago
I love how at 1:22 Sarah Chalke is visibly shaking with laughter.
akaricloud 5 months ago 3
I get it but i don't get what's so funny
Camielwoogieworld 5 months ago 2
@Camielwoogieworld i dont get it either :/
HumiD1x 5 months ago
1:11 rules
desverguenzajena 5 months ago
1:11 I love turks laugh
rfwill13 5 months ago
Love watching Turk's reactions.
SCarsonSOAD 5 months ago
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"Oh no you didn't"
mcalte19 5 months ago
LMFAO, turk made the funniest laugh when karla pulled his ear, and turk ws like "ooh, she lik-e de dirty talk" LMFAOUIDB
999fishandchips 5 months ago 152
@999fishandchips HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH LMFAO
typvenla 4 months ago
HAHAHAHA.
Brilliant
josearquimidesibarra 5 months ago
Waaahahahooo...Thank you
ss4tre 5 months ago
I could listen Turk's laugh all day long.
eirefrance 5 months ago
Sam = Jesus
lvasaxman 5 months ago 2
My brother was killed by a Funky Cold Medina.
TheGreendragon1001 5 months ago 4
1:10 greatest moment ever!
dapers62 5 months ago
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DrBuggles1 5 months ago 2
@DrBuggles1 You can sound like that without being black
KaozzOfFilth 5 months ago
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DrBuggles1 5 months ago
@DrBuggles1 Not hard at all
KaozzOfFilth 5 months ago
dammit i promised i wouldnt watch scrubs video all day
SeniorGaviscon96 5 months ago 2