Journey to the Exit of the Arcade (part 1/2)

[DrowseProductions]

This was my favorite game at my local Chuck E. Cheese's when I was a kid and looking back now I can see that I was probably little retarded as a child.

[pooponparade]

Here. Have a Jeep and a machine gun with infinite ammo. Whatever you do, please don't exterminate all of the exotic species of dinosaurs on the island. Okay? Thanks.

[MrWaeseL]

they are triceratops, not stegosaurus

[YaotzinMI]

Those are actually Triceratops but seriously Slowbeef 100 yen is a not a lot of money.

[Djinnfest]

I keep finding myself coming back to watch this again.

[r0bz0rly]

slowbeef's raptor voice sounds so much like winslow from catdog.

[SuperNerd000]

I cant help but wonder if when he was saying he liked this better than Jurassic Park III and wasn't sure about Lost World if he meant the arcade games or the movies

[ranchdressing]

If Jurassic Park actually happened, this is what PETA would REALLY be doing to "liberate" the dinosaurs. :P

[evrbody]

"I know my Jurassic Park trivia."

*calls triceratops a stegosaurus*

[iziksquirel]

omg this game brings back so many memories o_o

[TheMechwar88]

HEY SLOWBEEF THOSE AREN'T STEGOSARUSES, THEY'RE TRICERATOPS AGHHH!

[unlovingfilms]

and this spawned the greatest retsupurae meme ever..

[Stormfin]

You know, I wonder how good Diabeetus' singing voice is.

[clanerppc]

5:38 Yabba-Dabba-DOOOOOO

[PreludeGundam]

TRICERATOPS != STEGASAURUS

[ShadowPhoenix142]

As stupid as this game is, I still enjoy it.

[mrbigstick]

when the long player shot the dolphins and you guys told him not to i was reminded of playing batman arkham asylum with my little brother and he got mad at me for beating up the party hat guys.

[aeggmaestarn]

The guy who's playing is awful.

[grindorblackout1986]

I wonder if Jack Slate was driving?

[CrossedCelt]

Anyone else think this would make a pretty awesome roller coaster?

[NoiseBoomer]

Hey, can I comment on this Retsu-AAAGHH!!!

[thewall1179]

Not really trivia, but yeah, those are triceratops. Not Stegasaurs.

[JakAttack12345]

"...this is how Steve Irwin actually died..."

Damn straight.

[DeathBringer769]

You seen to know jack shit about Jurassic Park trivia after saying you do.. lol.

[ChaosCallMe]

Thumbs up if you noticed the smiling raptors at @6:45. XD They're on the cave entrance's roof.

[Kaancekim]

This is what epylepsy feels like :S

[SwimmingHorses]

Triceratops is not a Stegosaurus. And "artistic calliope"? I think you meant "cacophony". :/ Not to nag...

[chosentonessournotes]

@SwimmingHorses DURR THIS IS WRONG. AND I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY THIS WORD. NOT TO NAG BUT I'M TOTALLY NAGGING.

Slowbeef corrects himself later in the video. Sheesh. God forbid you finish the whole thing first.

[Tonman3509]

Hey whats the number for your window repair man--AHHHH!

[grindorblackout1986]

Have to kill everything? Is Jack Slate driving?

[KaraMayonakaSora]

I was working on something in Word in another window and when I looked over and saw this, I lost my shit.

I've seen this game in arcades a million times, but I never had the quarters to play it.

[BirdiewasHere]

T-Rex: RAAAAAAAAA

xD

[Aenimus84]

You know, slowbeef, it's a triceratops, and 200 yen is not a lot of money.

[AlexandervonKoopa]

I remember playing this. I have fond memories of it... but it was in Chuck E. Cheese, the one place more dangerous for humans than Jurassic Park. It was pretty easy - I wonder what's wrong with the dude who lost about half his life to the T-Rex.

[Bloodlyshiva]

@AlexandervonKoopa Is this a light gun gameby default? If so, it wouldn't surprise me. Difficult to play lightgun games with 'normal' controls.

[thedancemetaltwins]

To be perfectly honest... This looks kind of fun.

[Aquacoon]

Triceratops. 

[Lazyguy22]

The reason the driver doesn't slow down is because he's in fifth. Would YOU risk stalling on Dinosaur Island?

[TreesAreHeavy]

Why does he keep calling the Triceratops a Stegosaurus?

[rizuhbull]

I was gonna comment about the Ridley voice, but someone beat me to it. ;_;

[ncala]

The longer this video goes on the more convinced I am that the jeep really is being driven by a raptor.

HEY WHERE ARE THE BREAKS ON THIS THING AGHH!

[PuppetMasterIX]

Your Ridley/Raptor voice sounds like Meowth with a sore throat. xD

[suckyfivedolla]

So much nostalgia...

[Noodle1423]

Fuck you, this game was awesome... when I was in the 2nd grade...

[mmelendez514]

WORKING ON THE JURRASIC PARK SET??

IT'S A LIVIN'!

[ColonelVile]

Where the fuck do you guys find this stuff, LOL. Where's Ridley when we need em?

[KamiTsurugi]

@ColonelVile STILL FALLING!

[ColonelVile]

@KamiTsurugi Lol-AH.

[jamesbob006]

RIDLEY!?



[pockeyandhentai]

Those sound effects are the best. holy shit.

Also, I wasn't expecting dolphins. How is flipper supposed to kill a car?

[spiderfred1]

How can you even see that, let alone play it...

[grottypissedstained]

"Clever girl."

"THANK YOU."

[26302812]

This actually makes me want to watch Jurassic Park. Hm.

[Helloificationful]

What the hell am I watching here?

[Ganmeyde]

I literally cried laughing

[TheBlackYousa]

Slowbeef is actually Coconuts from AoSTH disguised as a normal SA goon

[pullahoko]

@TheBlackYousa "After I do dis Let's Play Lowtax will finally love me!"

[RizzleMcRizz]

Wait, you remember the name of Newman from Seinfeld, but not a Triceratops?

[Luccifan45]

Where's Ridley in the midst of all this?

[cousinted]

@Luccifan45

Still Fallin'

[fastbreak333]

5:37 YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO

[MightyKombat]

MORE RIDLEY VOICE, MOAR RIDLEY VOICE.

[Grogum]

Video Game Long Play: #6: Journey to the Center of the Arcade Jurassic Park, Part 1 of 2.

Watch as Jeremy, really fucking pissed off after his mom told him to wash the towels on the futon for the 60th time, goes on the WARPATH. Joined by his faithful companion/driver Mr Snuggles, watch as Jeremy kill hundreds of dinos, including some tricer...stegosaurs, a Chuck-Norris-a-saurus or two, and maybe even a RAPTOR, MOTHERFUCKER!

[cyberhoodlum]

0:55 It looks like they're about to sing a song.

[CalStrackplays]

triceratops

also, the dolphins are ichthyosaurs, and were not in the films or books

[CalStrackplays]

triceratops



[pullahoko]

Great video guys, time to hit the favorite button and - AAAGGH!!

[steveharley0345]

5:38 - i'm just going to DRIVE ON A DINOSAUR NOW.

Car must have some wicked traction.

[47smithstreetseries]

Raptors are related to Ridely I guess. makes sense

[JackgarPrime]

I love the raptor voices near the end of the video.

"Hey, you wanna go the warp zone?! The pipe's in the b-AAAHHH!"

[MasterXander42]

>I know my Jurassic Park triva

>calling a triceratops a stegosaurus.

[PaperMario15]

@MasterXander42 >Reiterating a comment that's been posted well over 20 times in the video

[flyffman121]

Hey, bro, you know those dolphins? They aren't dolphins.

[TheCursedHikari]

Did the Nostalgia Critic voice those dinosaurs?

[TaurusOxford]

@TheCursedHikari It was Ridley.

[lisledre]

"If you could set a clown puking to music that's what this would sound like" absolutely slayed me. It made me really listen to the music and my GOD, it's accurate in every way.

[pockypurse]

NO THOSE ARE ANKLYOSAURUS DAMMIT

Clearly you guys need to watch more Dinosaur Train

[graph180]

@pockypurse

Dinosaur Train? Someone already copyrighted that title?

Damn it all. That was gonna be the title of my shameless "Snakes on a Plane" ripoff movie.

[Ygdrasel]

"Dinosaurs suck at water levels" sounds like a TVTropes article...

[T3hWaffleman]

Every time you do the Ridley voice, it reminds me that I still have to finish the Prime LPs.

[MagikGimp]

Are you kidding guys, this game is AWESOME

[umidkfy]

It's Stegosauri.

[TODhaseo]

I remember playing this game in the arcades

it was so bad, its like you have to get hit by fucking everything insight

[bust2007]

Lmao" the warp pipe is right behind you aaaaaaAaAaaa

[TCD252009]

i cant even watch all of this video and i watched all of the nostalgia critic one that's how bad this is lol

[azaz129]

Oh god, I remember playing this in the arcades...

[GRUmovies]

Still waiting on Meet N' Fuck Kingdom.

[Nxtl68]

@GRUmovies lol

[AngryChamois]

@GRUmovies Didn't Chipcheezum promise us one?

[jamesbob006]

@AngryChamois December 2012 if I remember correctly.

[deathwing107]

@GRUmovies Meet N' Jurassic Fuck Park?

[RABBIDGamfan]

OOOHHH MY GOD MODE 7 SCALING EFFECTS ARE THE GREATEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE!

-Sega, during the development of this game

[DyeTalian]

1:03

I heard the Ridley voice. I already know this is going to be amazing.

[Bear5177]

What a god awful game.

[Grammaton485]

God, I actually beat this game in a Chuck E' Cheeses.

[fatmanfiftythousand]

@Grammaton485 ...recently?

[Grammaton485]

@fatmanfiftythousand Nah, about 10 years, I'd say, at most. Maybe a little less.

[WVI]

"I'm trying to think of what animal makes that sound."

I'm thinking human. Like, game programmer human.

[alemaxhaxs]

i remember playing this in chuckycheeses when i was like 7

i sucked

[RRVCrinale]

I wonder how many more Longplay Retsupuraes you guys are gonna-AAAH!

[DucksInMayonnaise]

man the arcade at the time must have been really coin hungry. How the fuck are you suppose to shoot everything on the screen? Best played when having a seizure I guess... lol

[CharlieGiaretta]

If you were actually playing this in the arcades 15 years ago, and by the amount of times it takes to continue, and the fact in some instances it's impossible not to take damage as the dinosaurs attack you as soon as they get on screen, it would probably cost around $20 to actually just complete this game.

[kefkasakura]

@CharlieGiaretta Yep, and you pay $70 just to have the game.

No wonder why people think games are too fucking expensive.

[AAmirkhanov]

Goddamit, that road looks like it came out of Sonic the Hedgehog.

[EtCeterad]

Loving dinosaurs as much as I do, you have no idea how much it pained me each time you called those triceratops "stegosaurs".

[chosentonessournotes]

@EtCeterad YEAH MAN! You love them SO MUCH that you forgot how "Stegosaurus" was spelled!

[EtCeterad]

@chosentonessournotes I was using "stegosaurs" in a way to imply plural, since I consider "stegosauruses" to look ugly and wrong, much like "fishes". In addition, I believe slowbeef did refer to them as "stegosaurs" specifically. Finally, it's the fucking Internet, you seriously expect everyone to have perfect grammar and spelling, especially with the possibility of typographical errors?

I can be a dick too.

[chosentonessournotes]

@EtCeterad Yeah dude, I proof read my shit before posting to make sure I don't look like a dickbag. And I'm pretty sure the plural for of Stegosaurus is just like moose. It's Stegosaurus.

[EtCeterad]

@chosentonessournotes Both are acceptable.

[chosentonessournotes]

@EtCeterad Alrighty. You say "fishes" looks ugly and wrong... What do you consider the plural to be? Hahahaha

[chosentonessournotes]

@EtCeterad Please note that I'm not trolling, I'm genuinely curious. I don't have any issues with you, bro.

[DaniellaChan92]

@chosentonessournotes actually... fish has no plural ^^U just though you might want to know.

[EtCeterad]

@chosentonessournotes I have honestly never come across an important moment when I have had a need to pluralise "fish". It's worked out rather nicely for me.

[wikinfei]

@chosentonessournotes You started a sentence with and. lolz lern to english

[chosentonessournotes]

@wikinfei Are... Are you joking? So fucking what. Jeez, all I did was cracked a joke about how the dude misspelled a word when he claimed to love dinosaurs so much. Here you all are getting up in arms and crying like fucking babies.

[wikinfei]

@chosentonessournotes yes....yes i was joking. i only saw that one post and have no idea what the argument is about.

[chosentonessournotes]

@wikinfei I was just being sure.

[BlastedToitles]

This would be alot more believable if the driver was the guy from Contra.

[Darut1337]

RETSUPURE, THANKS FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THAT ASSHOLE NOSTALG--AHHH

Yeah, I'm still mad about that >: (

[DorianCairne]

@Darut1337 Bringing that up in an unrelated video seems kind of spammy. And how can you hate him so ferverntly, anyway? That admittedly bad LP really isn't indiciative of the quality of some of his earlier stuff.

[apanst]

@DorianCairne So his jokes didn't rely on shouting and cursing? That's news to me.

[DorianCairne]

@apanst Admittedly the character's style of joke delivery isn't to everyone's taste, but that really doesn't have to mean the jokes themselves are bad. They can be very insightful sometimes.

[Maku1024]

THEY ARE TRICERATOPS YOU FUCKERS AAALLLLHHHHH!! Man I remember credit feeding this game when I was 12 in a Chuck E Cheese. Good times.

[Thereisnospork303]

The Matrix riffs sealed the deal for me.

[RottOcello]

8:40-9:00 LMFAOOOO!

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

Was this game made in Most Glorious Nippon?

[SkeeterArvizu]

Jimmies were rustled.

[takzzzzzz]

you know what this needs? nostalgia critic stutterer cursing.

[Xilosmien]

While we're all being pedantic, those were pteranadons

[EponymousKid]

@Xilosmien And the "dolphins" were icthyosaurs. Which, to be fair, look disturbingly similar to dolphins.

[mistaTHIRTEEN]

Really ridiculous game.

Still a ton of fun though.

[TheLightningstrike11]

Fuck, I remember playing this a bunch when I was really young...watching this now, it looks pretty bad.

[POOPTURTLE]

I USED TO LIKE THIS GAME AS A KID AAAAAAAAH!

[blenderface]

You guys went to PAX? I wish I could've met you.

[DukeOnkled]

I believe this man is trying to play this game with either a controller or a keyboard, seeing how slow his reticule moves. Not really the best way to play this game.

[Gigaspine7]

Welcome... To RIDLEY ISLAND

[Davyjones1995]

This video had me in tears

I feared for my life due to my lack of oxygen laughing at the raptors

[Fannypackpoop]

Thought this was a pretty epic game when I was a little kid. Remember playing this game all the time at this arcade by the beach. Shit was awesome. Think it looks good for something from the early 90s.

Think you guys are kind of unfair to it.

[OtherGuy931]

@Fannypackpoop How were they unfair to the game? I don't remember them saying that they hated it.

[5Chat5]

@Fannypackpoop

How are they unfair? They barely even make fun of it. They mostly just point out how over-the-top and ridiculous the game is.

[Davtwan]

@Fannypackpoop Ridiculous =/= bad. I think you're kind of unfair on how you percieve judgement.

[HereticJutah]

This was hilarious.

[DukeOnkled]

AaAaAaAaA!

I love it when Diabetus does that.

[pHr33kAcHu]

You guys never fail to crack me up, LMAO! OMFG the ending had me rolling!

[pHr33kAcHu]

The music is like FM metal lol

[OtherGuy931]

Are the dinosaurs being killed, or just tranquilized?

[JoesGuy]

0:55 Clever girls......

[B00Cwis]

Tags: iknow its triceratops iwas scared

Perfect reasoning.

[Perniosis]

PC GAMIN'- AAAAHHHH

[EponymousKid]

I really started losing it when the Icthyosaurs started leaping out of the water to get you when they had no way of knowing you even existed. Are you wearing the head of the beloved dinosaur queen around your neck or something?

[EponymousKid]

People rag on Slowbeef for misidentifying Triceratops, but I have to hand it to him for recognizing Brachiosaurs based on their cranial ridges.

[EponymousKid]

I know dinosaurs weren't very intelligent, but if I were a T-Rex I'd give up on a meal after the 80th time it shot me in the head.

[crackerplease1]

I LOVED this game at the Chuck E Cheese near my house.

[SoupwithSeafood]

one minute in and there's ridley voice

this is going to be a good video

[BuzzBomber]

Nearly choked laughing at those raptors at the end.

[machriderx]

love how happy they look when they crash into you, makes me lol

[Cube2000]

Holy shit I remember playing this game years ago.

[KiteStrongart]

HEY SLOWBEEF IT'S YOUR BUDDY THE RAPTUH, DID YOU KNOW THAT THOSE WHERE ACTUALLY TRICER-AAAAH!