Once I went into an Elf town after I did a bunch of quests for some Dwarves and was bored. I got out my trusty silver two handed sword and went into the Trade Area. In one building, there was a Trader and his son, a Child. I ran up to the child and stabbed him in the leg, making him fall into the wall going unconscious. I then lopped his dad's head off before he knew what happened. Then when the kid got back up, I bombed his dad's head at him, killing him. I was then killed by a kid with a knife
Once I went into an Elf town after I did a bunch of quests for some Dwarves and was bored. I got out my trusty silver two handed sword and went into the Trade Area. In one building, there was a Trader and his son, a Child. I ran up to the child and stabbed him in the leg, making him fall into the wall going unconscious. I then lopped his dad's head off before he knew what happened. Then when the kid got back up, I bombed his dad's head at him, killing him. I was then killed by a kid with a knife
Peanutbuttergamen 2 months ago
YOU MUST TAKE THE TAINTED LOINCLOTHS INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE WORLD, TO THE EGDE OF HELL AND THROW THEM INTO THE ALL CLEANSING MaGmA!!!!
zombat 1 year ago
oh, god, lazytown..reference...head.....imploding
Tuncoffs 1 year ago 2
I wonder what would happen if you found an adamantine sword.
PwnzorBob 1 year ago
Maybe you can do like the japanese, put up a vending machine for used elf loincloths.
You never know, maybe you'll earn some extra money on the side.
XenusSerathiiIcelon 1 year ago
If these were dwarves, this'd be one hell of a tantrum spiral.
BethlehemBrothers 1 year ago
You can never have enough loincloths.
PlankofWood1 1 year ago
damn thats alot of loincloths
sting2071232 1 year ago
Gonna wipe out the entire village? :P
Arcterion 1 year ago
@Arcterion Well considering he just wiped out the royal family and pretty much every capable fighter in the town, I'd say he is.
Mynameisnotooo 1 year ago
You should chuck your bloody elf loincloths at the warlord who caused you to betray the human civilization.
MasterAsra 1 year ago