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  • The interwebs should have been a fat brony who constantly looks for cats

  • The Defendant of course! And I would like to see a sonic game.

  • Who won? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!

  • You guys should do one on Sonic Unleashed, it'd got virtually the same popularity ratio as Duke Nukem.

  • I think it would've been funnier if instead of the charges being "sucking balls" they had it be "sucking ass and chewing bubblegum without any gum."

  • This video: "Duke Nukem Forever is awesome!"

    Other videos: "Duke Nukem Forever sucks!"

    annoying trolls are annoying....

  • Thank god you made this video. I've been defending DNF for months now, glad to see I'm not the only one. At first, I even thought the widespread "F" ratings were part of some goofy publicity stunt.

  • duke nukem forever is awesome game

  • What are the songs used for the first point by Mr. Internet and the first point for Jirard?

  • jirard i have an excellent game you should do for defend it. metroid other m for the nintendo wii, its a good game in my opinion. its the most story heavy metroid game there is, but its pretty much linier gameplay. unlike most metroid games, but for people just wanting to find out about the metroid series this is a great game to start with. the story makes you wanna play the other games to find out more bout this series. some complain bout the voice actor but remember samus has seen alot o shit

  • I LOVED duke nukem back when he was at the height of his popularity... (back when toys and shit was being made of him) so i was one of the guys who waited and waited for DNF... well when the game came out i said (well, now the developers can wait for ME to buy it) so i did.. it came down to 20 bucks and i bought it.. well if you had told me the first game i got 100% achievements in would be DNF id have called you insane.. but its true. i loved this game.. not GREAT but very fun.. to me anyway!

  • sea salt and vinegar chips...i approve

  • OBJECTION! witness 1, the two weapon limitation was later patched up to 4. Still not as fully flexible as holding an entire arsenal, but not as restrictive as two.

  • more people should see this guys videos

    normalboots ftw

  • Hey Beardman!! Where'd you get that awesome rip of Flame Mammoth's stage. I must have it!!

    Oh, and you look quite handsome in your suit.

  • he should do a zelda game, or any other nintendo game that is loved by so many people and hated by so many others because they are too similar to their predecessors

    PD i love Zelda :P

  • Id have to say duke won

  • Sorry Jirard. As far as nostalgia goes, if you aren't a fan of Duke Nukem and haven't played any previous games of his, that argument doesn't apply. Nostalgia can't defend a game, because it doesn't apply to everyone. PC version or not, Duke Nukem just doesn't hold quite the same charm as the old ones did back in their day. Sorry, the internet wins this one.

  • 42

  • defend "grabbed by the ghoulies" one of my favourit game of all time

  • the defendent has the most valid point in this case. my vote to the complitionist.

  • 14:29 "IT'S A HEADLESS JUDGE!"

  • OBJECTION! Dig the opening theme.

  • Completionist, please defend Final Fantasy VIII. It does not deserve all the hate that it's been giving to it.

  • The internet won. I played duke nukem forever (without playing the first one) and I hated it. Also I do not play MW3 or BF3.

  • the interwebs won

  • defend aquaman: battle for atlantis

  • By the way, internet, PBG harnessed your power in his most recent top 10 list.

  • are you going to do another one of these? if so, could you do one on the wii

  • I've played the Mac version, but textures like the paintings at 12:35 look all blurry instead of how they look in this video. Is the Mac version a port of the console version, or is there a setting I've glossed over that turns off "old graphics"?

  • MegaMAn X4 theme ^_^

  • I think the completionist should have pointed out that graphics are not the true forefront, that's like saying our nation is run by who's prettiest it's something that might be a little true, but not something we want to abide by. And on top of that, the Wii sold the most systems this generation, and the graphics are relatively basic, but we all love it because we know that Nintendo has fun games, they've been making them for years, and they even have the old ones on the VC they made to prove it

  • I actually completely agree with Mr. Completionist, and I've been making the same arguements to people since I played through the game. Well done. :D

  • 7:28 was that sound effect a slime from Minecraft? It sounded like it.

  • I think you guys should try defending TMNT, the game based off of the recent movie. It's really a pretty decent game, but it got a bad review because of the stereotype that movie games suck the devil's d!ck.

  • jirard should defend imagine: wedding designers ds

  • sorry man duke nukem on ps3 sucks

  • Zelda II

  • never got into call of duty call of 2 was alright anything after didnt interst me

  • I played this game, it just isn't good. Worst ever? Nope, but I would play it over the BF3, Black Ops & MW3 campaigns. Those are just boring.

  • @pencilpoint100 doesn't need defending, it was just poop on stick bad.

  • Defend Sonic '06... I'm a hardcore Sonic fan, and I loved it.

  • @pencilpoint100 I find it that Sonic 06 has more negatives than it does positives. The game originally was just over-hyped and Sega was rushed by Sony (Microsoft might've also but I dunno). If there's any Sonic game worth defending it would either be Sonic Labyrinth or Sonic R.

  • Not a game but, I'd like to see a debate between playing games for story vs. gameplay.

    I'm on the gameplay camp because when I play a game, I want it to be fun to play. If I wanna a good story, I'd watch a movie instead.

    Still I don't why we we can't have both.

  • @rayza you do have a point but take into consideration Heavy rain, and L.A. Noire and Catherine ,i'd personally play these game than many of the generic titles today.

  • will the winner of the court be announced in the second ep. or later?

  • hile to the king

  • DEFEND SUPERMAN 64, hehe. Also I might make myself sound stupid by saying this, but who's Ralph T Evans?

  • well, i think that game is defended. Well done .

  • For old duke nukem fans this game is entertaining as hell, alot of nostalgia, a lot of pop culture references (I mean A LOT), inmensly variated & all the tecnical errors the game has in consoles it has been resolved in PC plus they've increased the weapons you can carry from 2 to 4 wich makes a big difference.

    No, its not the best game ever, but it souldn't have to be, just play it, have fun, get nostalgic, have a few laughs and I promess it will be worth the money.

  • I always side with interwebs son.

  • jirard wins. he beat super meat boy so why shouldn't he beat the internet?

  • 11:30 do you own a gun?

  • The internet won. The internet always wins. Just ask Sopa.

  • Since you are doing a defend it, how about catherine? for the VALENTINES theme?

  • The theme to this sounds like a boss fight. The Completionist vs. teh interwebz. No continues, no cheats, and beard power.

  • ...SO WHO WON?!

  • Duke haters just got OWNED.

  • DNF is a good game, its not COD but its still good. i think that is better than COD because it is original and more old-school which is the kind of shooter I like.

  • Scott Beardman vs the world.........Bears!!!!

  • well most gamers of today cry about that it not realistic or the graphics aren't good or because there no online and the game console your playing it on i love duke nukem i played it on the n64 and the pc ok i done all the pissing and shit ok i know. but gamers today and old are getting there history all wrong duke nukem came out first before call of duty was even thought of ok it not copying any thing ok i wish i can say more but i can't youtube won't let me put as many words down sorry.

  • complitionist its awesome

  • Hmmm... how about LEGO ISLAND 1 or 2!!!

  • How about Heavy Rain? As far as I've heard, that game had mixed reactions. Metroid Other M and Sonic Unleashed are also good candidates.

    Great series, by the way.

  • why would you try to defend duke nukem? shut the fuck up

  • I want your version of the mash theme :)

  • Well, i will say, Completionist won.

  • ...Okay...?

  • I'm a critic and I've been defending Duke Nukem Forever since it's release. It's not perfect, and yes it's a tad underwhelming but people just need to take it for what it is, a game that got caught up with legal issues and a troubled development. Duke Nukem is exactly how he was all those years ago, like it or not. He however as a result helped carry the game through it's flaws and made it a very fun title. I haven't even played it on PC, I went with 360 and I still enjoyed it. Keep an open mind

  • you guys did a poor job in attempting a comedic approach for this video, but a lot of the arguments were certainly interesting and valid.

  • Duke is a good character, but the game isn't good. I didn't care for the jokes and sexual humor to me is the lowest type of humor. The gameplay was disappointing because of the lack of guns and the guns sucked. Overall its a bad game, not the worse, but not good I am on the side of the internet

  • duke nukem dosent look that bad

  • when he says no case, i thought he was going to cry

  • I vote: Completionist.

    Duke was doomed from the first delay. But held a good game even with all the things that make todays CoD players hate. (aka unperfect graphics and loading)

  • duke nukem forever is a phony a big fat phony

  • I watched this on NormalBoots today, it was the first time I'd ever seen one of your videos, and I have to say I was really impressed! I'll definitely check out your previous videos, and I look forward to seeing new "Defend It!" episodes. The premise of a Phoenix Wright-esque trial seems like a really cool way to review video games.

  • Defend Superman 64, which I just did an episode of on my channel, muahahahahahahahaH!

  • Yeah, you're kinda... straw man-ing the arguments against it.

  • Really? Graphics? That's their argument? I may play a Wii, and Nintendo obviously focuses on gameplay rather than graphics, (rightfully so) but I thought the graphics on Duke Nukem forever looked pretty good.

  • I think The Completionist brought up a good point. (And I don't give a s*** about what the internet says. I play it and see what I think, not let the Internet do the thinking/playing for me)

  • Duke sucks anyway, the game was always wack

  • Well, isn't this interesting: I'm watching this on the Tuesday in which the game goes on sale for $5 on Steam, which offers it on the 3 most popular Windows Operating Systems (7, XP, Vista) as well as for powerful Macs. It went on the same kind of sale a few months ago, by the way.

  • Mega Man X4 Music For The Win! (Also My Favourite Video-Game In The World Is Mega Man X4)

  • Also Duke Nukem is incredibly sexist and racist.People may've taken it as a joke back when the originals were released but nowadays people are offended easier and really,its jokes never would've worked in today's gaming world.

  • 11:13 onwards was the funniest part of the video for me.

  • yes, portable gaming has become huge because of the iPhone. Yes, the Wii has introduced alot of non-gamers to videogames. And yes, there is alot of MMO's based on popular sci-fi or fantasy franchises... but what does all that have to do with Duke Nukem?

  • @MikkelSchmidt91

    These are a few examples that the gaming industry has changed in the 14 years that it took for Duke to be produced, limiting the expectations and growth as to what Duke Nukem Forever could've been.

  • @ThatOneVideoGamer

    I see... it just wasn't very clear in the video. Great video otherwise, looking forward to seeing more :)

  • Point goes to the completionist, vecause his defenses made clear the fact that he doesn't think the game it's good, but that it is enjoyable

    suggestion for next episode: The mediocre-ist vs Jont tron as the internet XD

  • >Phoenix Wright references

    >Phoenix Wright references everywhere

    Have my babies.

  • Im surprised teh internetz did not try to troll the completionist

  • @woskis9161

    We thought about that, but we couldn't figure out a good way to do it.

  • @ThatOneVideoGamer well he should have done it

  • @ThatOneVideoGamer OBJECTION‼ Trolling exists in the internet so often, it's nearly impossible not to find a good way to troll. Lol, just kidding I'm trolling. :3

  • @robertsfunny1995 OBJECTION!! it,s kinda hard to make a troll face or eny kinda troll in irl. maby if they uses somekinda animated face on them, but that whud jut look silly :D

  • @spellgalen808 OBJECTION‼ They are from NormalBoots, a site that is well known for having people who do strange things, just look at PBG.

  • @robertsfunny1995 OBJECTIONS!! do you own a gun?!

  • HE KNOWS OF PHEONIX WRIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • Hats to you good sir!!! I completely agree with you. Not a great game but it was enjoyable solely because of the man himeself, Duke.

  • Jirard definately one.tht.becayse all his points were.valid.n the.same.points i used to defend the king and my reason of buying it. I defind the duke. "Hail to the King, Baby"

  • i dare u to defend sonic 06 i bet u aren't ace attorney enough to do it

  • halo wars

    ok not the greatest game but not terrible i like

    i would love if u could defend this game it has tons of replayablity and it's way of advancing and strats r so cool

    ya its not a normal halo game but still good so pls defend it!!!!

  • it twas a food game

  • Duke Nuke forever did its best for fan service as it could do. the main character is not corrupted, the nudity,violent, and disgusting jokes are there ( that is where big part of the fun is ), and its graphics are not as bad as many people complain, gaming is not all graphics. It is tough a not great, not challenging and bored repetitive experience as an FPS with only 2 guns to hold (as accusation specified) cheap and easy bosses with lame strategies and short overall gameplay.

    Defence failed.

  • Metroid: the other M.

    Why is this title different from other Metroid games? Is this metroid even believably good? Yes!

    The game follows a different pattern then the other FPS metroid games while still maintaining the feel of metroid. It is a second person game, sort of like the (S)NES games (and takes place right after super metroid, which you reviewed recently anyways). And don't fret, it's not side scrolling.

    You I need likes on this comment. If you want to see it done...

    LIKE IT!

  • @Sardrellas I still cant see why people are so whiny against other m... and havent really experienced the so called "bad controls" ... maybe a few first person where the wiimote wasnt fully responsive but thats it... only other single flaw... the ridley cutscene

  • @Slaveofamv And I'm sure that Jirard would realize this. Whoa... holy crap.... THIRTY FOUR LIKES?! Wow! I thought I was just throwing another rejected game idea out there, but damn, if THAT went on he just might do Other M!

    Holy crap guys, if you liked this and see the following comment, other people posting Other M on his videos might convince him, right Jirard...? You love us right......? D:

  • @Sardrellas I know right? Especially when the original Metroid was never much to begin with, while I can see how people would enjoy it back then, I personally don't think it has aged well.

  • Defending Shenmue

  • Do sonic 06

  • @darkgalxia12 ....are you fucking kiding me?! the intentez whoud win without trying :D

  • 14:28 IT'S A HEADLESS JUDGE

  • Jirard, I think Dragon Age II needs defending. It's got a lot of flak (if that's the right word) for not being as good as Dragon Age: Origins and has earned massive hatred for reasons I don't quite understand. It's an enjoyable RPG (with a hot pirate chick). Do it for Bioware :)

  • i found duke nukem forever and the prices was $9.86

  • I say Jirard won that trial, and I think he should defend Metroid Other M and Final Fantasy XIII, since I'd like to see what he'd have to say about them.

  • Jirard won BRAH. do Just Cause 2.

  • do sonic unleashed or sonic 06 next and jirard won

  • 13:37 Hearing that, I got a flash of Epic Rap battle of history XD

    Also , the internet really look like a douche XD

  • @OneWingedGamer18

    That was the point...for both of those things XD

  • I say Jirard

  • Oh, bearded one! I beseech thee. I request, nay I CHALLENGE you to complete "Super Ghouls and Ghosts" for the SNES. I await your response, Rider of Dragons, with bated breath.

  • I say Jirard won the case.

  • You should do Sonic Unleashed, that game was fantastic in my opinion. The only thing that keeps it under, the werehog. That is the ONLY thing and it would be praised for miles around if it didn't have it. SU was unfairly punished for its werehog.

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  • jirard won and defend amy the game

  • I'd like to see you defending FF13, cause in my opinion it's not that bad of a game.

    Sure, it's not the best FF out there but I had a blast playing it.

  • Strange how this Ace Attorney parody was released a few days before Capcom re-announced AA5...

  • Damn, when you put it that way, Duke himself IS what we expected from him.

    Awesome Defence! Now as Recommendation765 said, Defend Nuts & Bolts, sure naming itself the sequel to Banjo-tooie was a big mistake but it was still an awesome game that wouldnt be the same if it WASNT banjo.

  • The internets won

  • hahaha the zoidberg impression was pretty good

  • great idea !! luv this episode !!

    Im not that fans of dkf, but i can understand the fans points on defend it.

    Can u defende ff12 ? for me its one of the best rpg ever, and i always saw complaining nosense things about it, like; The gambit system i hate it!!! (u know u can turn it off, dont u ?)

    btw, hugs from brazil =D

  • Was a valiant defense. However, much as I like the completionist...Only one point of his really struck with me.

    Yeah, there are worse games out there.

  • Defend Zelda 2

  • Wowe... did you seriously try to defend the humour? The out-of-date pop-culture references, the petty attacks on better games, the poop-throwing and the infamous "you're fucked" line?

    Let's be clear, that rape joke alone makes the game inexcusable, morally flawed to the level of psychosis from the leading man.

  • And also, from what i have seen from this video, DNF doesn't belong in a pile with ET. Clearly there are far more worse games out there. But Halo and metroid are better. Also, I love gameplay in video games more than graphics.

  • Defend sonic the fighters

  • I review bad games and trust me DNF doesn't come to the shit Ive seen like HOUR OF VICTORY!...*stares*...oh your time will come my friend.

  • INTERNETS should win

    Defend the Sonic and the black knight / seven rings

  • Defintely want to see more Defend it videos in the future

    

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  • Sadly, the internet won.

    But see if you can defend Sonic 06.

    That may not be a lost case

  • @Yessoan .....Sonic 06 ...not a lost case?

    LOL gtfo sonic tard that game was BROKEN

    BROKEN

    FUCKING BROKEN

    Also beastiality

  • @deathman1021 sonic and his friends are not aliens,they are animals. Sonics full name is "Sonic the hedgehog"

  • the internets

  • Defend Nuts & Bolts or Starfox adventures and have JonTron as a witness! :D

  • And Defend Metroid Prime

  • @RainbowStache2190

    Why? Nothings wrong about it.

  • Duke Nukem Forever is only 10$ New at Gamestop and EBgames

  • I think complitionist won and defend sonic the hedgehog(2006) its just something i wonder howd they do

  • I think the problem with Duke Nukem Forever has to be the fact that being priced at 60 dollars on launch day. If it launch at a bargain price of 20-40 dollars it might be more forgivable.

    Oh and defend Dark Void.... DEFEND IT!!!!

  • Is it smart to ask the Internets to decide the case of The Internets V. Jirard? Either way, nice video. DNF wasn't good, but it wasn't the worst thing ever...

  • I haven't play Duke Nukem forever (the only Duke game I've played was Duke Nukem 3D) so I don't think I should throw my voice in there but I do have a game for you to defend... wait for it... wait for it.... Shadow the Hedgehog!

  • After seeing the thumbnail I was expecting an episode on Phoenix wright: ace attorney, which would have been friggin' awesome by the way. It was pretty interesting and entertaining. I liked it. Looking forward for more!

  • Jirad wins! Try to defend either Starfox Adventures or Luigi's Mainsion.

  • Please defend Starfox Adventures it may not have been a good SF game but it was a good game.

  • Jirard won! Hail to the king.

  • lol, no one voted in the comments? xD well if no one voted for the internet, I think Jirard won simply by having a firm counterpoint to every reason why people hate this game

  • Was that Dr. Zoidberg behind the camera?

  • I whole heartedly believe Jirard won that case. Yeah, DNF wasn't the perfect game, but really, what game is? It was a fun game, a funny one at that, and I had a blast playing it. :D

  • @dbslayer7 just my opinion, which is what this all is.

    I just felt restricted, the number of different guns and yet the option for each kill felt predetermined and by about half way through repetitive.

  • @UnderWrapsMusic well, the fact that you CAn only carry 2 guns, makes the game more challenging,

    you have to stratigize, sort-of like an RPG.

  • I have guns. And now I wanna play this game. Science proven.

  • I really dont get it. Part of TGS, NormalBoots and even Screwattack, yet only 3000 subscribers?

  • I remember the days of old when I had to install Duke Nukem 3D over 12 different floppy disks... A lot of time has passed since then and the gaming industry has changed a lot. I think this game serves well as a nice homage to the past.

    Despite its flaws, I really enjoyed this game. It had a good sense of humour breaking the fourth wall and poking fun at itself. It's no masterpiece by any means, but I still had an enjoyable time!

  • I'm truly glad Forever was released, I am. I can't say with a straight face it's a good game tho, hell, it isn't a mediocre game. It's bad, so bad, but you didn't get DNF to play a great game, nor for the online, you got it to play as Duke again, and that it did fairly well.

    So I side with interwebs lolz.

  • Defend TNMT on Nes! DEFEND IT!

  • I literally almost cried laughing at "I will eat your family I'm so hungry" hahaha