the Bartender Hates You 32 The Waver

[BillyKamp]

That is me, the Waver.

But my problem is the army of idiots who think the bar is their house, and sit their asses all night.

Bartenders should shoo them, and not the guys who can't get to the counter.

[deltawolf]

Well sometimes you have to be a fucking waver to get a frickin' drink cause some lazy arses are sitting there, blocking you while they're chatting forever. If there's a spot somewhere at the disc and you do this it's one thing but sometimes you don't have a choice. Don't wanna spend half the time being out standing there waiting for the morons to move.

[Ka1evra]

Whenever someone waves, or yells, or simply says "Hey....hey....hey....hey," just run up them and say "What?! What is it?!" with a look of panic in your eyes. When they start to order, sigh with relief and say "Oh....you want a drink. Thank god, I thought it was an emergency. I'll be with you in a minute."

Maybe they won't tip you, but everyone around them will. No one likes that guy.

[RedneckYachtClubber]

@Ka1evra So we can't wave, we can't say something, so what the fuck are we supposed to do, message you telepathically with my Professor X powers? Send smoke signals? Pull the fire alarm?

[bschafer1984]

@ninjamanNBK you're missing the point: the real trick is...if you're gonna give me a quarter for a drink you just paid $5 dollars for, you can get the fuck out or put up with getting ignored...understand this people: a good tip keeps me AND YOU happy!

[ytrewqasfd]

i got at 2am, what shots do you do?, i just stared back and said, its 2 am ive been here for hours im not going to list the entire inventory fo the bar for you so you can just read all the bottle lables behind me yourself, when the bitch had finished and decided what she wanted she wvaed me back over, said can i get 2- sorry your too drunk i cant serve you...i cut her ass off

[violet698]

say excuse me...

[Heiligelama]

The best way to get attention at a bar when its blocked. look for eye contact and smile. No waving. Dont demand attention, just make sure you get noticed

[bryanaparis]

or how about the "what do you have thats good?" motherfuckers?

[TheRealJoshCall]

For the bar blockers, serve overfilled drinks to the people trying to get by, but accidentally spill it on them... they get the hint.

[woddlebot]

@TheRealJoshCall

Thats a pretty good idea. I will do this.

[BalthazzarCH]

how about an episode for those idiot groups who block the whole bar just because they are too lazy to move to a free table? These guys are the most annoying in overcrowded clubs i think.. btw.: yeah, i've been a barkeeper and i had to hand out drinks to "wavers" because thos stupid blockers litteraly took over the whole bar.

[reyraze]

@BalthazzarCH was gonna say in this situation the wavers come in handy..

[youdkilltobeme]

@BalthazzarCH that drives me fucking crazy. and they expect you to serve only them all night. just because you are blocking the line doesnt mean you're permanently at the front of it.

[hakimESC]

@BalthazzarCH hate those fuckers, drinking whole night one dring or water, mostly grils with some fagot.. blueh!! kill em!!

[altefeiersau]

@hakimESC

totally agree. i hate those idiots too.why can't they go home? :D

[wanjaS81]

@BalthazzarCH

lol

also : group of 10 girls at your bar,5 ordering,3 r gonna order little later and the last two wanna look your cocktail list and after 5 min decide they don't want anything!

Happened to me more than a few times working at the Greek islands!

[saygram]

@wanjaS81 I work in Cyprus, I totally agree with you

[cutthe27]

@BalthazzarCH yeah i hate when people crowd my bar, they dont realize that you are losing money by the minute when you can serve others

[xtinafaye]

I cant stand people that pull this crap. They are the last to get served!

[reverendgaddy]

"you gotta take a number..."

[youngie00]

i walk past and say "the toilets over that way"

[funkycheeseful]

the trick is... when they wave at you just wave back and then serve someone else...

[fijikid80]

@funkycheeseful I love doing that when I'm behind the bar!

[NinjaManNBK]

@funkycheeseful the trick is, do your fucking job and get me a drink. bartenders wonder why they get 25 cent tips?

[iClark3y]

@NinjaManNBK The trick is don't be an impatient asshole and wait like everybody else...

[NinjaManNBK]

@iClark3y yep when you wait behind people who block the bar the whole night and the bartender purposefully ignores you.

[da9illest821]

I hete you too...