@brandonmueller20 obvioursly your from the state whitch is n is the capital of fagish.lol u probably already knew that!!! ,who else would use the word fagish but a fagglet american...............see your a 'fagg'!! and you 'let'!! men in!!..lol
@brandonmueller20 obvioursly your from the states whitch is n is the capital of fagish.lol u probably already knew that!!! ,who else would use the word fagish but a fagglet american...............see your a 'fagg'!! and you 'let'!! men in!!..lol
"Irritating poke!" lolol Hey, does Bret do anything? Any movies? On IMDB he's not credited for anything not having to do with FOTC. But Jemaine seems to be in quite a number of movies. I was just curious to know what else Bret has done.
This movie is obviously trying to use the 'bad on purpose' aesthetic but it still tries way to hard. I do think Jermaine is hilarious in all these clips, I really hope he's in more than 5 minutes of the movie.
NO they didn't split up! They're together as always.
But they've stopped making the TV show; they think to work on a third season its too much trouble for not enough outcome. However, they say they might work on other things together or maybe even make a movie.
Oh. my. god. this is awesome. I HAVE to see this movie now. I can't get over his voice. now, I'm going to have to watch a billion clips of him speaking with his accent in order to feel back to normal. Great video! 5*!
@Yayasmovies - this video is so bizarro!! I don't even know what to think of it!! I don't believe it's him!! He looks so different!! What is this movie?? I've never heard of it...
@AlaneDeviare The movie is Tongan Ninja and its an(entirely improvised) movie jemaine and his director friend(jason stutter) made in 2002. bret also choreographed a dance scene in it. but I know, he looks so different! lol
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
Thanks! Never thought I would get to see a clip from this movie. I know I could buy it but thanks for giving me a little taste. He looked really hot in this. I am much more of a Jemainiac now! Thank you for posting!! :)
it's like kung pow all over again
LidlFisken 2 weeks ago
Tongan mind trick....HA!
ordaboy 1 month ago
Wtf
SkeletonDrawer 1 month ago
ok u win
OAOTV 2 months ago
*GASP*
"Hehe, just like his mother!"
GirlwiththeJeanSkirt 3 months ago
This is SO not Jemaine's voice...
GirlwiththeJeanSkirt 3 months ago
@GirlwiththeJeanSkirt Yeah it's him, he did most of the voices.
princesstamika 5 days ago
2:45 Roflmfao!
zackarymorton 3 months ago
2:50 Roflmfao!
zackarymorton 3 months ago
Could someone please tell me what the hell this is?!?!??!!??!?!?!
SjSaMpRoDuCtIoNz 3 months ago in playlist SjSaMpRoDuCtIoNz's Favorited Videos
Keep hitting 5 and laughing so hard. The best is obviously @00:51 hahaha
LCroftFSU 5 months ago
Movement 1: Punch in the Face. - Impressive... And - Movement 2A Advanced: Kick in the Balls!
FreakyNewGuy 6 months ago
@:20 ... so this is where |look at me now - chris brown| got that sound from.... swag me out
MIMCMA 6 months ago
:20 ... so this is where |look at me now - chris brown| got that sound from.... swag me out
MIMCMA 6 months ago
Where's his guitar
Jimbolazer 7 months ago
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I love this film
bootvful 8 months ago
Oh my god 2:48.
Rosiemay666 8 months ago
@Rosiemay666 Hahahahaha omg yes.
LCroftFSU 6 months ago
*jermaine shows hairy chest*
Just like his mother! lol
Micool777 8 months ago 3
he... is your father?
yes. and what's more. i am his son!
sommiso 8 months ago
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Muscles, are like chewing gum. If they are too cold, They Will snap, wise words from the master.
menamesjames 9 months ago
45 people have no sense of humor
mmaasstteerrffuull 9 months ago
i also take my coffie xtra strong!
it is as fortold in the profesy!
dretinator 9 months ago
....where did his chest hair go?
BubblexSoapx 9 months ago
jemaine looks like sylar from heros
jackmillwall1 9 months ago 2
haha what the fuck did I just watch?
MrBusinessTime11 10 months ago 9
Tongan Ninja looks exactly like Stanley Clark's drummer. Weird.
Synsacrus 10 months ago
this is fagish
brandonmueller20 11 months ago
@brandonmueller20 obvioursly your from the state whitch is n is the capital of fagish.lol u probably already knew that!!! ,who else would use the word fagish but a fagglet american...............see your a 'fagg'!! and you 'let'!! men in!!..lol
4trayable 11 months ago
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@brandonmueller20 obvioursly your from the states whitch is n is the capital of fagish.lol u probably already knew that!!! ,who else would use the word fagish but a fagglet american...............see your a 'fagg'!! and you 'let'!! men in!!..lol
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just like his mother...
ShasoMontyr 11 months ago
hes your father!? and whats more, im his son
stingersfury 11 months ago 17
the pink hand!
daniel104104104 1 year ago
He definitely looks like Benicio del Torro's cousin
HansLe518 1 year ago 2
"irritating poke....kick in the balls" lol
myxomaton 1 year ago
just like his mother hahahaha
LegendaryStory 1 year ago
is this movie real?? lol
dontbelikejake 1 year ago
Looks like a fun movie to watch.
animalntaz 1 year ago
hahahaha @ 2:54
Binniam 1 year ago
Just like his mother.
Connnorrrify 1 year ago
what the fuck is this shit?! ITS AWESOME!
JesusAteMyWaffles 1 year ago
I have this on VHS and DVD, soo good is the film, "AND I AM CHANG"!
boondag 1 year ago
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guiltyspark342 1 year ago
so you are the famous gunman?
i hear youre good with guns?
HAHAHA
paolothekeyboardguy 1 year ago
Weird
TheLegendaryWilly 1 year ago
movement to an advance................kick in the BALLS
Avion526 1 year ago
u fight like a baby..wait theres more..a dead baby
sphinxofthenewage 1 year ago
ACTION FIGHTER !!! LOOOOOOOOOOL
LeTsGeTsMoKeD11 1 year ago
Patio of Death
pooie0116 1 year ago
i dont remember the last 5 minutes of my life! my mind must of been blown
MrHyrulehero 1 year ago
Funny movie! The voiceovers are a play on Chinese Kung Fu movies. So yes plenty of cheese on the one.
vaitoloa 1 year ago
Muscles, are like chewing gum. If they are too cold, They Will SNAP!
connormofuckinhicks 1 year ago
...it is as foretold in the prophecy!
henhicktaimon 1 year ago
"Irritating poke!" lolol Hey, does Bret do anything? Any movies? On IMDB he's not credited for anything not having to do with FOTC. But Jemaine seems to be in quite a number of movies. I was just curious to know what else Bret has done.
DaraAnneHughes 1 year ago
@DaraAnneHughes
He has a small role in one of the Lord of the Rings Movies, where he even says one line, I think.
kissmeimaidiot 1 year ago
wtf is this hahahaah!
nicmacca23 1 year ago
What, he's your father?
Yes, and whats more, I am his son! WIN
MikeyDymond 1 year ago
Patio of Death... awesome.
AtticusSD 1 year ago
rofl i hope im not the only one to have seen this movie before conchords came about =p
ViaDecumana 1 year ago
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@ViaDecumana It's not a movie, it's a film. You are the only one that knew about it. Everyone should strive to be more hip...like you.
PowerSynopsis 1 year ago
HAHAHA WTF
chelzter 1 year ago
Am I the only one that thinks Jermaine looks like Benicio Del Toro 1:12 ?
God, I love Jermaine :D
BenjaminSJ 1 year ago 3
You fight like a baby! A DEAD baby! HA HA HA!
smoothgoomer 1 year ago
where can i see the whole thing?
jthmjohnnyc 1 year ago
2:51 ... Ha ha ha - Priceless
BonzoBanzai 1 year ago
Was the voice-over really necessary?
micalishis 1 year ago
@micalishis YES! IT WAS!
TheAjr1987 1 year ago
@micalishis haha I guess it was to hide his new zealand accent
tofusauce 1 year ago
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
TheYodason 1 year ago
.....weird 0_o
lifechanged1 1 year ago
0:54 hahahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah
BrockerzNZ 1 year ago
I can counteract your every move, OW!!
ARX78 1 year ago 2
@ARX78 xD xD xD
calenorumbero 1 year ago
This is the ball-twister.
GirEatsChewyMeatPies 1 year ago
HOLY EPICNESS! THIS IS GLORIOUS!
queenofteen 1 year ago
Great parody, the best is the synchronisation :D
blabliblublablo 1 year ago
OW!
yoyodude4u 1 year ago
You fight like a baby! A DEAD BABY HAHA!
DanielSmith604 1 year ago 2
lol filmed in Wellington.
acidspoodie 1 year ago 2
0:39 Jemaine looks like John Travolta
ChunXiaQiuDong8 1 year ago
Almost like Kung Pow :D
Rushgoon1 1 year ago
just like his mother! lol
greppia92 1 year ago
2:48 LOL!
C4LV1N0 1 year ago 3
@C4LV1N0
%100 Agreed.
SundiMundi 1 year ago
i have to see this movie!!!!!!
inkchick102 1 year ago
LOL WTH?! AHAHHAHA
splitza 1 year ago
lol such bad fighting, i love it.
MunisBack 1 year ago
orgazmo style
bloodtyredeyes 1 year ago
jemaine makes such a great steven segal
unseenkid5 1 year ago
This movie is obviously trying to use the 'bad on purpose' aesthetic but it still tries way to hard. I do think Jermaine is hilarious in all these clips, I really hope he's in more than 5 minutes of the movie.
legatoblue217 1 year ago 2
This is some lame crap :).
Zwartekaka 1 year ago
" just like his mother. " XD
TheBeautyfulBeast 1 year ago
HAHAHA LOL! But even more LOL on Bret as an elfin lord of the rings, that always crack me up!
mungomuffin 2 years ago
Jemaine would kick Bret's ass.
rockandrollrabbit 2 years ago 34
psht, Bret would angry dance all over Jermaine!
hespe19 2 years ago 2
@rockandrollrabbit The name Jemaine no longer means anything to him... He is... Action Fighter!
aqua1993 1 year ago
@rockandrollrabbit why would you want that to happen??? you are a horrible person ;)
icebarker77 1 year ago
@rockandrollrabbit but hed never hit bret. brets got it goin on
coloradofleamarket 11 months ago 3
did flight of the conchords split up or something?!?!?!?!?!
shadow7guardian7 2 years ago
this was before the show
ebart93 2 years ago
@shadow7guardian7
NO they didn't split up! They're together as always.
But they've stopped making the TV show; they think to work on a third season its too much trouble for not enough outcome. However, they say they might work on other things together or maybe even make a movie.
peel432 1 year ago
Lol. So embarrassing.
krainekraine 2 years ago
i hear you're good with guns
i'm not just good, i'm the best
really? i just hear you're good
thedepersonified 2 years ago
this is the cheesiest movie iv ever seen exepeacilly when he kicks gun man i fink it is head off lmb0
coulston111 2 years ago 2
Jemaine should fight Bret...
YouKnowItsMatt 2 years ago
Welcome Tongan Ninja, to my patio of DEATH!
TheRedVolta 2 years ago
lol
vadersdemise93 2 years ago
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Cregtheeg 2 years ago
This is so dumb... and hilarious
FrikirjuHansi 2 years ago
2:47
skateboardbassplayer 2 years ago 2
lol just like his mother XD
avenged7xguitar 2 years ago
its not the same without bret.... did i see nick frost?
fhockstah 2 years ago
god i love this movie
trabenispro 2 years ago
haaha
exactly like those stupid japanese sunday morning toons
2cita05 2 years ago
Actually, it's supposed to sound like old kung fu movies from the 70s. :p
princesstamika 2 years ago
You fight like a baby a DEAD baby!
Headbanger142 2 years ago 35
You fight like a baby... a dead baby
lol
TriforceOfComedy 2 years ago
ಠ_ಠ
That slap on the back was brutal
upnorththerat 2 years ago
hes your father?
yes, and what is more...I am his son!
jableskk 2 years ago
hey its jemaine from flight of the conchords...LOVE THAT SHOW!!!...WATCH IT PEOPLE!
fenella95 2 years ago
OH MY GOD
THIS IS AWESOME
TheLemurofLove 2 years ago
oh my fuck jemaines hot ay :p
littlevixen21 2 years ago
haahahahaaha wtf?????
hes your... father?
yes and whats more, i am his son!!!!!!
fear1thing 2 years ago
This is all kinds of kickass
scottyo218 2 years ago
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Anonyraep 2 years ago
He reminds me of Willem Dafoe without his glasses on.
whypas 2 years ago
What is this? I must watch it!!
sugarplumapathy 2 years ago
HAHAHA 2:48- 2:52 is the best part
egg9man 2 years ago
i had a major WEEZ when i saw 2:48 - 2:52 LOL
THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!
TheLemurofLove 2 years ago 3
"He's your.. father??"
"Yes, and what's more, I am his son"
haha
oiluvit 2 years ago 3
FOOTKICK
MorticusEternium 2 years ago
we'll fight in the traditional style...topless!!!
canyoncarbon 2 years ago
...just like his mother" LOL
lllllllRobot 2 years ago
jemaine looks a bit like sacha baron cohen when he was in talledega nights
ChoccoTeddy 2 years ago
Wait, is the Patio of Death an Anzac memorial?
patsy02 2 years ago
5:25 IM DIEING OF LAUGHTER
MissMopPop 2 years ago
2:50 -- massive lol
IRBucephalus 2 years ago 2
He is... Your Father!?
Yes, and whats more, I am his son
XD Cracked me up :D
0ej 2 years ago
mmm "just like his mother"
etidiumbromid 2 years ago 3
" you fight like a baby, a dead baby hahahaaaa"
lexie610 2 years ago 2
what the hell?
whats with jemains' voice?
TheFubit 2 years ago 2
it's a parody on english-dubbed voices. So they used another voice on jemaine to match that joke.
Loverboy207 2 years ago 2
Oh. my. god. this is awesome. I HAVE to see this movie now. I can't get over his voice. now, I'm going to have to watch a billion clips of him speaking with his accent in order to feel back to normal. Great video! 5*!
Yayasmovies 2 years ago 18
@Yayasmovies - this video is so bizarro!! I don't even know what to think of it!! I don't believe it's him!! He looks so different!! What is this movie?? I've never heard of it...
AlaneDeviare 1 year ago
@AlaneDeviare The movie is Tongan Ninja and its an(entirely improvised) movie jemaine and his director friend(jason stutter) made in 2002. bret also choreographed a dance scene in it. but I know, he looks so different! lol
Yayasmovies 1 year ago
I clearly love Action Fighter.
TeamFlashGrenade 2 years ago
are you a homo? lmao
badaboum223 2 years ago
this movie is fucking awesome
gotit099 2 years ago
I knew there were more reasons for me to love Jemaine.
AlexysB 2 years ago 38
@AlexysB you're talking about his body hair, right?
notToast 1 year ago
i love this movie tongan ninja
ChrisNZPorirua09 2 years ago
NZ quality movie.
Baexire 2 years ago
Is this a full on dvd? A full length feature i mean?
androoo7 2 years ago
It's about 85 minutes or something but yes. I got it for £2 out of a bargain bin. Best deal ever.
TeamFlashGrenade 2 years ago
AaaaaaaHaha, I love Jemaine's voice.
xCristaI 2 years ago
This is hilarious. Jemaine is awesome. I can't believe that this has been up for 2 yrs and I am just now seeing it.
karaokings 2 years ago 4
00:52 wow...scary!
Raimis17 2 years ago
Jemaine looks soooo evil >:)
:D
Raimis17 2 years ago
"Welcome Tongan Ninja... to my patio of death!" I love Bret and Jemaine
EpiDot52 2 years ago
2:50 - laugh
mightymoshinskoolkid 2 years ago
i need to see this!!!
zultanaX 2 years ago
EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS YOU ARE PATHETIC!
VideoGamePervert 2 years ago
what does it say in the song at 2:35. action fighter... and the what? Great movie by the way
TheActionfighter 2 years ago
2:14 the no fighting sign hahaha
codedict 2 years ago
the whole fight scene at 2:25 is so funny xD i love this film!!
natlovesjared 2 years ago
dis tongan ninja ahe?man i remeber watching this back in the day,and cracking up hard
RAEZELIA 2 years ago
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JUST DO IT IT'S SCARY!!
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ComicLightning 2 years ago
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
COD4PLAYER09 2 years ago
arent there any girls in your dream?
..are you a homo..?
LOL
InLoveWithMIYAVI 2 years ago 4
2:50 LMAO!
Samhutton1994 2 years ago 4
agreed!
strangeandunusual94 2 years ago
hahaha the voices are spot on.
rangedkid 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS
ura1poohead 2 years ago 3
just like his mother lolz hahaha
alfreadd 2 years ago 2
jemaine is sooooo hot!! hahaha "the name marvin no longer means anything to me" hes hilarious
BeotchXChloBo 2 years ago
just like his mother :D
spontanuss 2 years ago
LOL shit i wanna see that movie
rabidninja 2 years ago
Thanks! Never thought I would get to see a clip from this movie. I know I could buy it but thanks for giving me a little taste. He looked really hot in this. I am much more of a Jemainiac now! Thank you for posting!! :)
GroovyGirl1990 2 years ago
o.O Jemaine's got some moves...
khmerchef 2 years ago
Jemaine got the HAIR.
:O~~
KidnapDeath 2 years ago
lmao
KidnapDeath 2 years ago
LOL!!! 2:50.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...with the lips moving like the old Japanese films with English subtitles....Remember Godzilla!!! LOL!!!
donnamariealba 2 years ago
yah, that's my favorite part.
:D
GDgirlGD 2 years ago