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  • it's like kung pow all over again

    

  • Tongan mind trick....HA!

  • Wtf

  • ok u win

  • *GASP*

    "Hehe, just like his mother!"

  • This is SO not Jemaine's voice...

  • @GirlwiththeJeanSkirt Yeah it's him, he did most of the voices.

  • 2:45 Roflmfao!

  • 2:50 Roflmfao!

  • Could someone please tell me what the hell this is?!?!??!!??!?!?!

  • Keep hitting 5 and laughing so hard. The best is obviously @00:51 hahaha

  • Movement 1: Punch in the Face. - Impressive... And - Movement 2A Advanced: Kick in the Balls!

  • @:20 ... so this is where |look at me now - chris brown| got that sound from.... swag me out

  • :20 ... so this is where |look at me now - chris brown| got that sound from.... swag me out

  • Where's his guitar

  • Oh my god 2:48.

  • @Rosiemay666 Hahahahaha omg yes.

  • *jermaine shows hairy chest*

    Just like his mother! lol

  • he... is your father?

    yes. and what's more. i am his son!

  • 45 people have no sense of humor

  • i also take my coffie xtra strong!

    it is as fortold in the profesy!

  • ....where did his chest hair go?

  • jemaine looks like sylar from heros

  • haha what the fuck did I just watch?

  • Tongan Ninja looks exactly like Stanley Clark's drummer. Weird.

  • this is fagish

  • @brandonmueller20 obvioursly your from the state whitch is n is the capital of fagish.lol u probably already knew that!!! ,who else would use the word fagish but a fagglet american...............see your a 'fagg'!! and you 'let'!! men in!!..lol

  • hes your father!? and whats more, im his son

  • the pink hand!

  • He definitely looks like Benicio del Torro's cousin

  • "irritating poke....kick in the balls" lol

  • just like his mother hahahaha

  • is this movie real?? lol

  • Looks like a fun movie to watch.

  • hahahaha @ 2:54

  • Just like his mother.

  • what the fuck is this shit?! ITS AWESOME!

  • I have this on VHS and DVD, soo good is the film, "AND I AM CHANG"!

  • HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

    

  • so you are the famous gunman?

    i hear youre good with guns?

    HAHAHA

  • Weird

  • movement to an advance................kick in the BALLS

  • u fight like a baby..wait theres more..a dead baby

  • ACTION FIGHTER !!! LOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Patio of Death

  • i dont remember the last 5 minutes of my life! my mind must of been blown

  • Funny movie! The voiceovers are a play on Chinese Kung Fu movies. So yes plenty of cheese on the one.

  • Muscles, are like chewing gum. If they are too cold, They Will SNAP!

  • ...it is as foretold in the prophecy!

  • "Irritating poke!" lolol Hey, does Bret do anything? Any movies? On IMDB he's not credited for anything not having to do with FOTC. But Jemaine seems to be in quite a number of movies. I was just curious to know what else Bret has done.

  • @DaraAnneHughes

    He has a small role in one of the Lord of the Rings Movies, where he even says one line, I think.

  • wtf is this hahahaah!

  • What, he's your father?

    Yes, and whats more, I am his son! WIN

  • Patio of Death... awesome.

  • rofl i hope im not the only one to have seen this movie before conchords came about =p

  • HAHAHA WTF

  • Am I the only one that thinks Jermaine looks like Benicio Del Toro 1:12 ?

    God, I love Jermaine :D

  • You fight like a baby! A DEAD baby! HA HA HA!

  • where can i see the whole thing?

  • 2:51 ... Ha ha ha - Priceless

  • Was the voice-over really necessary?

  • @micalishis YES! IT WAS!

  • @micalishis haha I guess it was to hide his new zealand accent

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  • .....weird 0_o

  • 0:54 hahahahhahahahhahhahahahhahaha­hhahahahhahahah 

  • I can counteract your every move, OW!!

  • @ARX78 xD xD xD

  • This is the ball-twister.

  • HOLY EPICNESS! THIS IS GLORIOUS!

  • Great parody, the best is the synchronisation :D

  • OW!

  • You fight like a baby! A DEAD BABY HAHA!

  • lol filmed in Wellington.

  • 0:39 Jemaine looks like John Travolta

  • Almost like Kung Pow :D

  • just like his mother! lol

  • 2:48 LOL!

  • @C4LV1N0

    %100 Agreed.

  • i have to see this movie!!!!!!

  • LOL WTH?! AHAHHAHA

  • lol such bad fighting, i love it.

  • orgazmo style

  • jemaine makes such a great steven segal

  • This movie is obviously trying to use the 'bad on purpose' aesthetic but it still tries way to hard. I do think Jermaine is hilarious in all these clips, I really hope he's in more than 5 minutes of the movie.

  • This is some lame crap :).

  • " just like his mother. " XD

  • HAHAHA LOL! But even more LOL on Bret as an elfin lord of the rings, that always crack me up!

  • Jemaine would kick Bret's ass.

  • psht, Bret would angry dance all over Jermaine!

  • @rockandrollrabbit The name Jemaine no longer means anything to him... He is... Action Fighter!

  • @rockandrollrabbit why would you want that to happen??? you are a horrible person ;)

  • @rockandrollrabbit but hed never hit bret. brets got it goin on

  • did flight of the conchords split up or something?!?!?!?!?!

  • this was before the show

  • @shadow7guardian7

    NO they didn't split up! They're together as always.

    But they've stopped making the TV show; they think to work on a third season its too much trouble for not enough outcome. However, they say they might work on other things together or maybe even make a movie.

  • Lol. So embarrassing.

  • i hear you're good with guns

    i'm not just good, i'm the best

    really? i just hear you're good

  • this is the cheesiest movie iv ever seen exepeacilly when he kicks gun man i fink it is head off lmb0

  • Jemaine should fight Bret...

  • Welcome Tongan Ninja, to my patio of DEATH!

  • lol

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  • This is so dumb... and hilarious

  • 2:47

  • lol just like his mother XD

  • its not the same without bret.... did i see nick frost?

  • god i love this movie

  • haaha

    exactly like those stupid japanese sunday morning toons

  • Actually, it's supposed to sound like old kung fu movies from the 70s. :p

  • You fight like a baby a DEAD baby!

  • You fight like a baby... a dead baby

    lol

  • ಠ_ಠ

    That slap on the back was brutal

  • hes your father?

    yes, and what is more...I am his son!

  • hey its jemaine from flight of the conchords...LOVE THAT SHOW!!!...WATCH IT PEOPLE!

  • OH MY GOD

    THIS IS AWESOME

  • oh my fuck  jemaines hot ay :p

  • haahahahaaha wtf?????

    hes your... father?

    yes and whats more, i am his son!!!!!!

  • This is all kinds of kickass

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  • He reminds me of Willem Dafoe without his glasses on.

  • What is this? I must watch it!!

  • HAHAHA 2:48- 2:52  is the best part

  • i had a major WEEZ when i saw 2:48 - 2:52 LOL

    THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!

  • "He's your.. father??"

    "Yes, and what's more, I am his son"

    haha

  • FOOTKICK

  • we'll fight in the traditional style...topless!!!

  • ...just like his mother" LOL

  • jemaine looks a bit like sacha baron cohen when he was in talledega nights

  • Wait, is the Patio of Death an Anzac memorial?

  • 5:25 IM DIEING OF LAUGHTER

  • 2:50 -- massive lol

  • He is... Your Father!?

    Yes, and whats more, I am his son

    XD Cracked me up :D

  • mmm "just like his mother"

  • " you fight like a baby, a dead baby hahahaaaa"

  • what the hell?

    whats with jemains' voice?

  • it's a parody on english-dubbed voices. So they used another voice on jemaine to match that joke.

  • Oh. my. god. this is awesome. I HAVE to see this movie now. I can't get over his voice. now, I'm going to have to watch a billion clips of him speaking with his accent in order to feel back to normal. Great video! 5*!

  • @Yayasmovies - this video is so bizarro!! I don't even know what to think of it!! I don't believe it's him!! He looks so different!! What is this movie?? I've never heard of it...

  • @AlaneDeviare The movie is Tongan Ninja and its an(entirely improvised) movie jemaine and his director friend(jason stutter) made in 2002. bret also choreographed a dance scene in it. but I know, he looks so different! lol

  • I clearly love Action Fighter.

  • are you a homo? lmao

  • this movie is fucking awesome

  • I knew there were more reasons for me to love Jemaine.

  • @AlexysB you're talking about his body hair, right?

  • i love this movie tongan ninja

  • NZ quality movie.

  • Is this a full on dvd? A full length feature i mean?

  • It's about 85 minutes or something but yes. I got it for £2 out of a bargain bin. Best deal ever.

  • AaaaaaaHaha, I love Jemaine's voice.

  • This is hilarious. Jemaine is awesome. I can't believe that this has been up for 2 yrs and I am just now seeing it.

  • 00:52 wow...scary!

  • Jemaine looks soooo evil >:)

    :D

  • "Welcome Tongan Ninja... to my patio of death!" I love Bret and Jemaine

  • 2:50 - laugh

  • i need to see this!!!

  • EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS YOU ARE PATHETIC!

  • what does it say in the song at 2:35. action fighter... and the what? Great movie by the way

  • 2:14  the no fighting sign hahaha

  • the whole fight scene at 2:25 is so funny xD i love this film!!

  • dis tongan ninja ahe?man i remeber watching this back in the day,and cracking up hard

  • arent there any girls in your dream?

    ..are you a homo..?

    LOL

  • 2:50 LMAO!

  • agreed!

  • hahaha the voices are spot on.

  • WTF IS THIS

  • just like his mother lolz hahaha

  • jemaine is sooooo hot!! hahaha "the name marvin no longer means anything to me" hes hilarious

  • just like his mother :D

  • LOL shit i wanna see that movie

  • Thanks! Never thought I would get to see a clip from this movie. I know I could buy it but thanks for giving me a little taste. He looked really hot in this. I am much more of a Jemainiac now! Thank you for posting!! :)

  • o.O Jemaine's got some moves...

  • Jemaine got the HAIR.

    :O~~

  • lmao

  • LOL!!! 2:50.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...with the lips moving like the old Japanese films with English subtitles....Remember Godzilla!!! LOL!!!

  • yah, that's my favorite part.

    :D