Camel Spider in Afghanistan

[Lamtran159]

0:33 why is mario in the army? isnt he suppose to save the princess?

[wolfman1803]

where is your M9 when you need it lol

[TheRiisingSun]

*boot misses, spider jumps down onto his hand*

[KruegerLot]

Stay gold my comrades, may you all come home safe and sound.. and please leave the spiders behind.. just the hilarious videos.

[Gabmiggy]

yeah, check inside your boots before wearing them. we had same issues with little scorpions. take good care boys.

[RexMundiUsurper]

nevermind taking pictures...SHOOT THE COCKSUCKER! lol *shudder*

[TheEpicMP]

he needs to recover, LOL

[FatChixx97]

I know this video is about spiders. but DAMN the uniform is just so, SO sexy.

[actgif68]

its not a war on drugs its a war on SOME drugs..fucking joke just like this war

[Hilders091]

nearly shit my pants when he whacked it with his shoe

[georgelopezfan1111]

look at the fangs on that mother fucker!!

[1996gangstaman]

"give em two minutes, he's just recovering" lol

[XhackerX13]

THUMBS up if u think that guy looks like HITLER

[KristinsBoy2010]

Here, I'll put my shoe next to it.. *BAM* lol Funny stuff.

[darkarura1776]

american military... killing big ass spiders for our future

[CharlatansAndSaints]

"Dude, if it's me, I'm fucking, I'LL DIE!"

[WeinerschnitzeI]

@CharlatansAndSaints

Laughed my ass off at that one!!! haha.

[Ilspiders]

They arn't afraid of terrorists or grenads or guns or what ever but their afraid a h freaking tiny camel spider! Dude are you freaking serious. and we call the courageous. =)

[vadnj007]

I hope you guys are doing ok over there. We think about you constantly and your willingness to serve our country. I didn't know spiders like that existed. As if you didn't have enough to worry about.... God bless you.

[BigManProducciones]

wow, for a moment i thought that the spider would suddenly recover and attack...that thing is godamn scary...

[ultilinium8]

what the spider was thinking; I HAVE INFILTRATED THE ENEMY BASE, YESH!!! FEAR ME AND ALL MY BADASSNESS.

[Nerevar1990]

He's a celebrity

[rtahiggins]

im off to afgan in jan for the first time. i dont even care about being blown up. its these fuckers that im freaking out about lol

[grumpchong]

As if I didn't already have enough reasons to NEVER go to Afghanistan.

[Spyrecon71]

Thumbs up if you where one of the people saying "Jump Jump Jump!!!"

[chordstolife]

"give him about two minutes hes recovering!" lmfao

[MrTupac101]

"alright somebody kill it" lmao

[XxtylerisradxX]

0:22 "put your cock right next to it" hahaha

[903harman]

@XxtylerisradxX thats

[charlotteann23]

lmfao , its always funny to see men scared of a lil spider

[TheSkatestudios]

shoot it?

[yeehz]

here let me put my shoe next to it lmfao

[MrMusclefish]

I hope all US soldiers get killed....lol

[MsMedford]

Lmao theses guys are funny. he said put your cock next to it. XD God bless the military.

[gfc56]

Wow I am so impressed with the curse words these US soldiers use. Great role models

[Anonpeace]

@gfc56 They deal with stuff you can't even imagine, and you criticize their use of a few cuss words?

[SIzemore3434]

@gfc56 They are great role models

[saumaun92]

Leave it to Youtubers to turn something entertaining and light-hearted into a fucking debate about politics and bullshit.

Thanks for serving our country

[emilee494]

gawd i hate spiders!

[casey935]

funny

[djg3601]

lol

[unboxingaddict]

this camel spider is on red carpet

[JOS3EMMANUEL]

wow this video needs to be on rwj ..its funny ass hell..

[792247]

lol... "put ur cock by it for comparison"...

SMUSH THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH UR FOOT

those guys have balls. I'd just smach that thing instantly, scares the hell outta me.

[SynthesizerUniverse]

I those many legs, hates them !

[ScooterTom1]

this is soo funny, man i would shit myself if i saw one of these :L

[blues9934]

these spiders seem like a form of entertiament or something cause i ve seen like 20 vids up here about soilder s over there picking at them and shit

[AviationDream]

he said, if that thing gets in my fucking room, lol

[MRYOUFREAKINSUCK]

you guy are fvcking idiots did you hear the story from sergeant troy richardson one of them made a cave inside of his chest for 3 or 4 days eating his insides

[warman478]

lol give it 2 minutes it's just recovering XD

[Bearsbabi879]

hhaah "its about to carry your shoe off dude"

[TattooGirl]

HAHAHA! Let me put my shoe next to it! Love you guys and stay safe!!!

Support The Troops

[24samw]

lol "put your hand next to it so i can see how big it is." Fuckin kill it. NOW!

[Nonlethal106]

lol give him to 2 minutes, hes recovering lmfao!

[9mastodons]

Put your hand next to it so I can see how big it is. Fucking priceless.

[UKtonyUK]

pussy american soldiers? i would of done the exact same thing and killed the little fucker, and thats if id dare get close to it hahaha, last thing i want is one of these to jump at me again!

[dynastyflygon]

think about it, if you were the spider and you were looking at a human which is the size of an apartment building (since your the spider), would you jump on its face and try to bite the living shit out of it or just move away =.=

[UKtonyUK]

yea but if i'd let it go i'd start wondering where its wandered off to. i wouldn't want to wake up n see a chunk of my leg missing lol

[Lonestarry]

There really was no need to kill this spider. Although they can inflict a painful bite - they have no venom glands and are not a threat to humans. I suppose it was simply too much trouble to catch it in a cup and put it outside, where it could have killed and eaten venemous spiders, mosquitos and scorpions - all of which, are a threat to man.

[KaiserFritt0]

next time you see a giant spider, record yourself catching it and freeing it

WITHOUT ANY FEAR

its common human behaviour to fear anything, even if its small

its the thought of a 'spider' that makes us cringe

[Distinctforever]

AHaha pussy American soldiers! ! GO UK GO UK!

[Krupkil1er]

Lol, what the fuck are you talking about.

[Patryk737]

in UK there is a lot of dangerous spiders as well... lol

[kingdomheartsfan21]

lol god's shoe of judgment lmao

[TashaRules]

I'm alright with spiders just as long as they're not on me, if they are I do everything in my power to get it off and kill it lol.

[herpo14292]

Hhaaha fuck that, the power of the slipperr!!

[cardenw]

another reminder of the power of the shoe!

[mjship11]

we got a war on drugs, a war on terror, and a war on spiders

[MVA15SEAL]

the spider is doing a better job putting fear into the soldiers than terrorists do... OH SHIT, that means terrorists are going to form an alliance with them...

[TeeZ1990]

"put your cock right next to it" lol. is this how i will be spending my time in afghanistan?

[clarkkent163000]

Possibly HA! It's probably a National Guard unit, it sounds like something my unit would do.

[ucccor]

si estan ahi por la guerra, me parece mal a ver si se lso comen!

[TheLastEmporer999]

The afghans i used to work with put them in empty water bottles and fuckin carry it around with them.

[DinoDanni95]

XD "I kept forgetting to feed him!" Lol I love you guys! In the meantime just kill the camel spider so my brother doesn't have nightmares on his next tour!

[ObedienceGrrl]

"No he's just sleeping"

Holy crap...I about died laughing! This is hysterical!

[velokaw]

Looks like a jumper watch out!

[dragonflame32]

Morbid, if no one wants to fuck with america. Then how do you explain 9/11?

[fallenxchick]

"watch him he is gone run off with your shoe, just give him about 2 minutes hes recovering"

XD haha. i love these guys!

[krazy2781]

lol fucking god damn US Soldiers, the best in the world, affraid of 1 damn spider. ROFL

[christine4xoxo]

hahahahaha! his brother:D PUT UR HAND UP NEXT TO IT! HHAHA put ur face next to it...see guys hate spiders also...i went to aisa once and i saw 1 of these, now i know what it is...eww, id die to if that jumped on me, fucking hate spiders! haha guys r funny:D

[Luciferdesrea]

This shit's hilarious. and btw, that was a good god damn throw.

[cebollafoster]

I usually don't reply to any of the comments on my husband's video, but to you I have something special to say. My two little daughters and I are very proud of him and his team mates. They are Special Forces and when they went to war for almost a year we suffered so much, we cried every night praying for him and the rest of the guys. One of them got shot. So he sent this video FOR US to help us understand that not every minute of every day was a firefight or some dangerous mission.

[iwantwhatiget]

I understand you standing up for your husband. I would be standing up for mine as well if some moronic civvy who didn't know shit was making dumb ass comments. I respect you ma'am.

My husband comes home in January for 2 week leave, then it's back another 6 months fightin' haj. He's already half way through this year deployment.

God bless all the guys <3

[wezza36]

@cebollafoster LOL a dangerous mission... of killing a spider on the wall haha god bless america?

[cebollafoster]

We didn't expect any comments or anything from anybody, but people were enjoying it and now that he is back home we enjoy the comments. So YOUR TAXES (assuming you actually pay taxes) don't compare at all with the risk and sacrifice that these men and their families endure. Every single person in this video has lost at least one friend in the war. God bless brave men like them. What have you done for your country lately?

[exmortis924]

god forbid soldiers ever have fun right?

[probono0]

god forbid soldiers have down time to hang out and relax while theyre away from loved ones for up to a year. cut them some slack. u go over there and fight a war for even 1 month and see how you do. join them in the fight or shut the fuck up, you have no idea what its like there. stupid shit like this keeps them sane and able to get up every day and go outside the wire. what do u do for work? im so glad u have the time to just sit on ur ass and judge people who die for ur rights.

[iwantwhatiget]

Not to burst your bubble, but uh they're POGs over in Afghanistan. They get more down town than your average infantry soldier.

Still though, lay off of them. They're having a good time and this shit is funny and yeah guys are afraid of spiders too, who the hell ever said they weren't?!

My husband is over in Afghanistan, he's the SAW gunner and he hates spiders. He screamed like a girl when the Brown Recluse ran toward him on 4th of July, but he stomped the shit out of it after.

[jopalo31675]

Mrs. C:

I have never heard a woman use the word POGs before. Your husband would be proud. You are very cool. Have a great day.

[iwantwhatiget]

lolol Thank you <3

[iwantwhatiget]

Everyone does their part in the world. Everyone makes a sacrifice. It isn't solely the military. With all due respect, try to understand everyone's view point and not knock everyone else's job when you're trying to set someone straight.

Almost all of the men in my family have fought in wars and have the decency to not walk around on crutches asking everyone to bow down to their grace because they served.

Respect.

[jordanj942]

Ye you prick, like to see you go to war, your disgraceful low life. your either a bald city slicker or a trashy red neck, shut the fuck up dickhead

[xTaZeRxIZxFaMoUs]

DAM IT TOOK OFF!!!!!!

[sodfa24]

lol very funny 

i saw bigger than that

[KruegerLot]

Kudos with the shoe throwing mate, I'd give the man who threw it an award, for making me laugh my butt off.

[Greenacres88]

rofl "naw man hes just sleepin"

[salvationMcBadass]

its unfortunate that a simple video clip cannot be watched for the simple pleasure of seeing a really large camel spider...in the same respect, to be in America and free is well worth the scorn that we receive from ignorant peoples that have nothing better to do than to accuse Americans of being American. I am American and even though I don't agree with everything our country does I would gladly give my life so that people can deny its very existence. I believe in freedom and my country. Hoorah!

[Magi7777777]

I love to see fucking soiders die!

SIEG HEIL

FUCK NIGGERZZZ

[ojin333]

and they love to see you die.

[asdfgeyhhgjfuhfdgrta]

oh my god people wtf is wrong with you all, say fuck americans? etc.. and shit about ww1 and ww2 all this is, is a bunch of guys jokinig around and theirs a big ass spider, you people are fucked up bringing shit up.

[sync0s]

haha "Put your cock right next to it"

[CSMSnake]

they must be the good ol SF asses. army wont allow hair to get that long!!!

[pbdude725]

and these assholes are representing my country over in afghanistan......... not to say most US soldiers arnt good guys but these guys are just dumbasses....

[porterhouse]

Ahahaha! "Put your cock up to it for reference." I would have said " No that will fuck up the scale and make the spider look HUGE."

[vegitarianpanda]

Oh my god how can you sleep knowing this might be in your beds!? SCARY!!!!

[spiderchimp]

fucking americans..

[KillEmAllKid]

Wanna go to the war and fight asshole? shut the fuck up

[spiderchimp]

oww...war u say? you cunt face americans cant fight to even save ur own country. so u shut the fuk up KUNT!

[KingAnather]

we cant fight to save our own country, really, what country are you from, let me let u in on some world history, Revolutionary war vs britian, USA won, WW1 USA helped win, WW2 USA saved the Allied Forces from impending doom, and we fucked up Japan with 2 bombs, thats all it took were 2 bombs, and by the way Douchefuck KUNT is improperly spelled its spelled CUNT

[spiderchimp]

lol.what a winner,purple heart and golden ribbon 4 u KUNT! i dont give a shit bout ur history shitlips.

[Morbidyouth1]

i would reall like to see you say that to any soldier or any War Veteran. As far as i can see america seems to be the only country no one wants to fuck with. sure many countries might not like us but they dont dare say it to our face. WE WOULD FUCK THEM UP. you german-mexi-japa-stany

[roktopus]

"how about I put my shoe next to it?"

*SMACK*

[UstashaMe84]

Hahaha fuckin love it, some hard ass army soldiers still fuckin like "get that shit the fuck away from me".

LMFAO im in the army and this shit is Hilarious 0:56 "it's gonna jump bitch" in tears.

[tyyleer]

fucking pogs

[dubkid10]

hahahaha hes just recoverin

[mj23polairs]

"put your cock right next to it"

[psycho21311]

HAHAHAHAHAHA watch it crawl right up in it

[psycho21311]

hey is that the one that bit me on my fucking leg

[greyfox5000]

"give it about 2 minutes, hes just recovering"

[gamegod10104]

noooo he will steel all your shoes

[GeneWoo12]

"ahhhh look at that mothafucka!!"

[psycho21311]

look at the fangs on that mother fucker

[d3v1lsuck]

lol "is that the 1 that bit me on my fucking leg?"

[pml08usaf]

You're lying. I say this because they don't eat flesh like that. They don't hunt humans.

[bttrscotchbutterfly]

They may not hunt humans, but if caught between a sleeping bag and human flesh, they will bite to get away.  It's a defense mechanism. It may have very well bitten someone.

[VPHLIPERS]

"He's asleep." lol

[vietnow420]

"Give him about two minutes.. He's just recovering..." lol Thanks you guys for everything that you do for us!

[hitmanstefan]

did he die ?

[senri27]

lol XD it looked like it was leveling up to the height of his head and he was still laughing

[mrtips69]

how bout i put my shoe next to it WHAAAAPPP lmao

[lamp7002]

haha put ur cock right next to it... lmao

[igit96]

The power of spiders is amazing: turning grown soldiers into shameless little girls.

[korgulon]

"I'm just waiting for the one person he jumps on..."

"Dude, if it's me, I'll fucking die!"

LOL! You men do fine work; and this is a wonderful video! I laughed my ASS off!

[Thermalburn]

is that the one that bit my fucking foot!? lol

alright...somebody kill it.  haha classic

[TheWarrior967]

yeah kill him KILL HIM !!! i HATE THEM

[treasuredroperX]

I hate spiders too :P. They're disgusting....!!

[JohnnyKpro]

lmfao! "hes about to carry your shoe off dude! give him about to 2minz! hes just recovering!"

[Jaxback21]

lmao, how bout i put my shoe right next to him? smack!

[taccow]

lol that was funny

[ThePhantomWozzler]

Ahh, the camel spider's only natural predator......the size 12.

[Sbairsoft]

You can fight insurgents but are scared of big ass spiders, nice

[AsmoGoth]

I guess it can be even fun in Iraq. XD

[nethazyo]

haha "Put ur cock right next to him" XD DUDE

[mudvaynefan1993]

id shit my pants if i saw one of those, or i would have shot it with my airsoft gun:P

[SmilyKatInTheHat]

Hhaha

his about to carry your shoe of just give him 2 minutes his recovering!

Ahh that made my day :)

[99minerkc]

Now that's spider ownage!!

[brunobrus69]

non c'era bisogno di ucciderlo..spero ke in giro ce ne siano altri e ti mordano il pisello..

[Ednad93]

why you killing it?

:-(

[ethugsarefunny]

How bout I put my SHOE next to it? SPLAT!!

[darthspeaks]

LOL Put your cock right next to it! hahahaha

[Jedikeri]

Just one hit??? I'd be hitting that thing over and over and over......

[YousefsPie]

Yea but there manly they 1 hit k.o

[fireagent]

lmao great vid

lol sum1 said "put ur cock next 2 it" XD

[Jessimon8]

camel spiders, next to alligators, have the strongest bting force of any animal in the world. You never want to see that in your house. I'll bite off bone

[BrainFartLol]

No. Strongest jaw force in proportion to its SIZE

[UNSCLEADER]

aw hes sleeping

[okoziom]

this spider haven't poison, it has big teeth, bite is very painful

[shoemy89]

All spiders have venom, though it isn't always extremely dangerous. Though allergic reactions can change that in the case of normally non-lethal bites like ones from tarantulas...

Also, camel spiders aren't technically even spiders....

[AudreyHMusic]

that's not actually a spider. Camel spiders aren't spiders at all

[DaPiMp100]

lol "Give him lik 2 minutes hes recovering" "oh no i think its dead" lol

[Iggy3d]

The spider looks a bit defensive because he feels rightly that he's being threatened...

[hudfadz]

thats americans... good at killing innocent things including children in iraq.

[bowhunterml]

lol, you are such an ignorant dumbass. grow up.

[bassmonkey20]

-Hudfaz-

what Americans (any foreigner) do in the middle east isn't anything new to what they practice amongst themselves. you are aware of their judicial practices right? People who have never lived in hardened country will never understand life on the other side of the fence. . . but then again you live on the side that's greener right? I come from a war torn country. Don't be bias and do your proper research instead hearing and reading from others. . . ass.

[NeonKimi]

poor spider >:[

[abridgedfan107]

Dude, if I saw that in my house, I would probably grab whatever I could and just smash it. Even when it dies, I'd still be killing it. *shudders

[Jessimon8]

I don't want to see that in my house, I don't want to see that on my galaxy

[Middix132]

lol did i see hiltler there holding a camera

[masterofthepuppets3]

lmao he's about to carry your shoe off dude lol my step dad in iraq ass well

[Kintaro741]

lol my brother is in iraq, when they see camel spiders they shoot or throw stuff at them

[meddetect10]

I would SHIT and SLEIGHRIDE in it trying to get away from this thing!

[GunDream]

"I'm just waiting for that one person it jumps on."

"Dude if it's me I'm fucking I'll die."

[stunna2255]

we used to catch them and fight them with scorpions. and yes they jump dumbass how else do u think they kill camels. plus that one is a fucking baby compared to the ones i seen in Iraq

[triplesixninja]

did any of those things come charging at you real fast and then jump on you? that is my worse nightmare.

[tall1992]

LOOK AT THE FANGS AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER