hahaha i was christmas shopping with my mom. i couldnt think of what to give my dad for christmas and she tells me to buy him and electric alarm clock that projects the time onto the ceiling. i gave her this quizzical look and she just said its so cool just get it. ahah so i did and he dont use it XD
so I'm sitting here watching this and it's at the part with the rubber grip and when he yelled woooow I hit a bug and I was like woooow and um well one less bug ...
Turn left at walgreens now there your gonna see a pit bull in a go-cart but keep going. No you went to far reco- reco-... We're doin it again... we're doin it again lol!
Did anyone else start hearing that woman in the background screaming with laughter after he told everyone to stop holding it in and from that point forward?
The first blade grabs the hair, the second grabs it lower, the third cuts it off, and the fourth takes a hunk out of your skin about the size of a tea bag. why not add a fifth and make it put me out of my misery.
lol i am going to see him in houston TONITE!!!!! XD YAY!
Rebekkayoung 2 weeks ago
8:50 sounds like jim carrey
misterelryano 4 weeks ago
Going to see him Feb 11th! So excited
angel0634 1 month ago
did they hear me bill?
bandgeek31397 1 month ago
"Why are my fingers doing this? I have no idea. I'm a bird or an angel!" Lmbo!!!!! xD
lover4him13 1 month ago
I have that clock 2
Antarticharp1998 1 month ago
At 9:31 if you turn on transcribe audio it says 'with your mom' XD
SpeakWithAction 1 month ago
Why does only one of the top two comments say that they are both the same ?
MrMitchellb10 1 month ago
Best is "Well, I've been through the desert on a horse with no brains..."
bthughes737 1 month ago
Now, are you gonna be wanting running water? Good choice good choice I hear a lot of the younger couples are getting that.
LadyofNightWake 2 months ago
what is brushing your teeth too strenuous an exercise?
jsfan128 2 months ago in playlist Tim Hawkins
Lol:-D
MsMaynicol 2 months ago
lets let the people move here...then we'll build the roads.
karanicolexoxo 2 months ago
are you going to be wanting.......doors.
karanicolexoxo 2 months ago
"Cause we all know how hard it is to do this "*turns head*.
Some days, it feels harder.
SlamDrag 2 months ago
He's so right about girls holding in their laughs. XD
kamcd711 2 months ago
8:48
jebdc96 3 months ago
"Let's see. Are you going to be wanting... doors?"
drmittag 3 months ago 3
Wonder what he says now about the razors with 5 blades??
jddrsiraven 3 months ago
8.13 CMOON he says it like Joe from Family Guy.
tahkyr 4 months ago
3 blades is enough for shaving
parkesc21 4 months ago
2 people got bad breath lol
artistjada 5 months ago
tim hawkins is awesome
andyroo95urboss 5 months ago
Two people have no life.
Titanwriter 6 months ago
2 people have electric toothbrushes
sircharlieboy2011 6 months ago 2
recomputing. recomputing. not 'you moron.' not 'you idiot'. recomputing. gotta love that.
Black14Rose1 6 months ago 2
LOL Redneck GPS
dmanhs 7 months ago 2
@dmanhs perfect christmas present for santa lol
artistjada 5 months ago
Ladies don`t hold it in cause you make real strange noises. *tehe* DUH!
TheCybersanta 7 months ago
2 people didn't tur..... re-computing
EmoPanda43 7 months ago
your on your own...your guess is as good as mine! good luck and my the force be with you, luke.
PeanutButterC00kies 7 months ago in playlist tim hawkins full range of motion
Two People Held it in and sounded like a sea Lion, then got hit in the face with a beach ball lol
SlipperySoap91 7 months ago
Two People Held it in and sounded like a sea Lion
SlipperySoap91 7 months ago
Why are the two top comments the same thing?
OnaCR96 8 months ago 11
hahaha i was christmas shopping with my mom. i couldnt think of what to give my dad for christmas and she tells me to buy him and electric alarm clock that projects the time onto the ceiling. i gave her this quizzical look and she just said its so cool just get it. ahah so i did and he dont use it XD
laughasitis 9 months ago 3
Are you going to be wanting...doors?
Titanwriter 9 months ago 3
2 people siphoned to much gas with their mouths...... lol
Hortonfan123 10 months ago 3
2 people aren't getting running water or doors....
Hortonfan123 10 months ago 2
"HA HOOHOO HEE HEE, HMHM HA! I like that......"
Hortonfan123 10 months ago 4
Neeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh WOAH!!!!
ringer454 10 months ago 4
I'm sorry Tim, but if you're in a small town, they don't *have* a mall.
OfTheTruthiness 10 months ago
so I'm sitting here watching this and it's at the part with the rubber grip and when he yelled woooow I hit a bug and I was like woooow and um well one less bug ...
TheCrowshift 10 months ago 3
RECOMPUTING
cheekymoonkeyz 10 months ago
2 people had Slappy draw them a map XD
mrsbrowne2013 10 months ago 2
i love it! :)
laughasitis 11 months ago
"Maybe I need to start siphoning the gas with my mouth!" XD
LoveIsMyOnlyFreedom 11 months ago
Redneck GPS xD
Turn left at walgreens now there your gonna see a pit bull in a go-cart but keep going. No you went to far reco- reco-... We're doin it again... we're doin it again lol!
guitargirl925bc 11 months ago 2
love that life gps
goforgood 11 months ago
ROFL Recomputing....
nicnoc555 11 months ago
Did anyone else start hearing that woman in the background screaming with laughter after he told everyone to stop holding it in and from that point forward?
waterlilly12345 11 months ago 2
LOL............."say something about her hair." ~thinks for a second~ "HEY WUTS UP WITH UR HAIR?" ..."recomputing" XD Ohh meh Lord lol
Jesusworshipper4eva 1 year ago
@Jesusworshipper4eva I wonder how many people have gotten that wrong? O.e hehehe
CoolestPersonAround1 2 months ago
"hey what's up with your hair?" . ".recomputing" LOL SO..Funny
YOURstalker16 1 year ago
2 people drove off that bridge in Dallas.
xxxgintsubasaXD 1 year ago
Turn left at walgreens now there your gonna see a pit bull in a go-cart but keep going. lol
lovethemtacos 1 year ago 2
two people were laughing so hard the bumped the dislike button.
TsgtLengacher 1 year ago 22
i love tim hawkins!
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pinhead3451 1 year ago 3
i love tim hawkins!
pinhead3451 1 year ago 4
Oh re-co-cu-con-we're-we're doing it again.
The first blade grabs the hair, the second grabs it lower, the third cuts it off, and the fourth takes a hunk out of your skin about the size of a tea bag. why not add a fifth and make it put me out of my misery.
ringer454 1 year ago 3
redneck gps is hilarious... and so is the electric deodorant and toothbrush...
jordan755347 1 year ago
whats up with your hair Tim!
Xplay19ify 1 year ago
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ~~~~~~~99999 dolllllaaaaaaaaarssss and ninnnnnty ninneeeeee cents 9 dollars and ninty 1 and a halfffffffffff
StrutDatAss 1 year ago 2
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1 of my friends told me about him amd he was right he is funny XDlolrofl
TheAnimalman123 1 year ago
1 of my griends to;d me about him and he was right he is XD
TheAnimalman123 1 year ago
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Marriage GPS is the best X
lol lol lol
goforgood 1 year ago
are you guys wanting....doors???...yess....running water? yeah, alot of the younger couples are getting that...LOL!!!!!
landophant 1 year ago
"u guys say off ramp ur not kidding" "he's off the ramp now sparks and metal flew it's beautiful"
mellowbassist 1 year ago 2
"Then I got into Dallas...You're on your own!! " HAHAHA!!! I live in the DFW Metroplex and it's funny cause it's true!!!
dallasstars365 1 year ago
omg im in tears right now. COULD NOT STOP LAUGHIN!
angelgymnast 1 year ago 3
brushing your teeth too fast there?
zzzzzzzzzWHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!
thor55121478 1 year ago 2
One person in this world has no sense of humor whatsoever.
InsertZipCode 1 year ago
THIS HORSE HAS NO BRAINS!!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?? lol
Fisher38oncp 1 year ago
I was gonna have a Cornflake! XD
3TripleThreatT 1 year ago
"theyre options"
nintendoor1 1 year ago
i put the empty milk back in the frige lol
4everkeithlover 1 year ago
"turn left now turn right up ahead turn around and go the other way Your on your own Now Your guess is as good as mine"
wolflover221 1 year ago
Maybe I should start siphoning gas with my mouth. Seems to be the next logical step would be to start sucking on the end of this nozzle!
My fav part lol :)
smoothmoves97 1 year ago
LoL i got my dad a clock that projects the light onto the ceiling but he doesnt used it XD
laughasitis 2 years ago
"May the Force be with you Luke." LOL!!! I'm such a Star Was Nerd. And a girly-girl.
12GalindaGirl 2 years ago
When they say OFF RAMP they arent kidding...
yoshilover1996 2 years ago 4
He's off the ramp now!
CalebTheGatekeeper 2 years ago 3
Sparks and metal flew! Beautiful.
smoothmoves97 1 year ago
the redneck gps is um...wierd...o_O but ok lol i wasnt expecting a redneck gps too... random
kennsie8 2 years ago
Cuz yall know how hard it is to go *turns head* xD
YukiraHara 2 years ago 3
Reco... re.. We're doing it agein! We're doing it again!
guitargirl925bc 2 years ago 6
1:05!!!!!!!!!!!!
KelKel1 2 years ago
Marraige GPS baby
Say something about her hair.
"HEY,WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR HAIR?"
KnightHunter1000 2 years ago 56
Recomputing. =P
786Vahi 2 years ago 4
@KnightHunter1000 "RECOMPUTING!!!!!!!!"
landyachtfan79 1 year ago
@KnightHunter1000 recomputing....
pcechick1 1 year ago
@KnightHunter1000 recomputing.........
Hortonfan123 10 months ago 3
@KnightHunter1000 RECOMPUTING
Rebaluvr1234 7 months ago
@KnightHunter1000 Recomputing...
Hortonfan123 6 months ago
purchase gum. your breath smells like a sewer.
fayeslover 2 years ago 7
Marriage GPS is the best XD
"Say something about her hair"
"YO WHATS UP WITH YOUR HAIR?"
Gabrielvogel 2 years ago 45
lol thats my favorite part!!!
kennsie8 2 years ago
@Gabrielvogel "RECOMPUTING!!!!!!!!!"
landyachtfan79 1 year ago
@Gabrielvogel ..........."recomputing"
Andrew092895 4 months ago
@Gabrielvogel I loved the whole GPS bit. The life one, to me was the greatest. LOL. ;)
junebugg045 4 months ago
Recomputing. Recomputing. lol
Cre8terGirl 2 years ago 5
do not siphon gas with ur mouth!
laughasitis 2 years ago 8
And listen to my motivational tapes, Lol
twylite1762 2 years ago 7