Heavy plays Touhou

[RubyRedSmashball]

i miss sakuya...

[Petrico94]

Bullet hell + hats + countless inside jokes

good match

I don't mind Sanae in 12 but I do mind she snuck into 13.

[shadowxp951]

Sanae is a good girl.

[AwEsOmE4938]

Cave story is better. nuff said

[Ziogen]

@AwEsOmE4938 Enough has been said if you added in that it's an Opinion.

[dawkterderp]

Never played it. Looks cool but a bit phsycadelic/ mind fuckish

[BlakeVIPKaZoMa]

I wish I could play...

[fatsocomixproduction]

He's really good at PCB...a bit, um, unexpected, I guess.

[KlLLAH573]

@fatsocomixproduction Um, the score would need to be at LEAST 400 million points higher.

[fatsocomixproduction]

@KlLLAH573

Let me reword that then. He is better at Touhou that I thought.

[Comberrium]

And he never needed ubercharge to become bulletproof again...

[Bouserthedog]

Yakumo!! XD

[JunKazamaFan]

Heavy saying "Touhou" is great, though I was expecting him to say it like he does at 0:15. Anyway, Heavy is really good at this game!

[sinatstacante]

Heavy won't like it when he sees sanae AND youmu in ten desires.

[NORALEBALE94]

WHY DIDN'T HE LIKE Sanae???!!!!!!!

[Comberrium]

@NORALEBALE94 My guess is that they were pissed of because of wrong romanization of the name Kochiya Sanae as Kotiya.

[rhgzrhzrhz]

Just wait till Heavy catches touhou 13, with Youmu.

[LUPIN90]

WHAT THE FUCK OF GAME IS THAT SHIT!!!! (O_O)

[roman6a]

@LUPIN90 Touhou. is not shit, just hard... ultra hard...

[LUPIN90]

@roman6a yes.. it's the meaning of my comment

[KlLLAH573]

@roman6a Fun game series, but Touhou 11 is really the only game in the series that is legitimately "hard". The rest of them are rather easy, especially compared to the games that hexidextrous mentioned, like DoDonPachi.

[TheOneBlueNinja]

@LUPIN90 That be Touhou. It is awesome because it kicks your ass.

[LUPIN90]

@TheOneBlueNinja IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!

[hexidextrous]

I wonder if Heavy could do this well on Dodonpachi, Ketsui Kizuna, or Mushihimesama?

[KlLLAH573]

@hexidextrous I might just make a video of that. I don't think Heavy will be 2-ALLing DoDonPachi DaiOuJou anytime soon, though.

[GizmoBeam]

TOUHOHOHOHOHO

[jonker21]

@GizmoBeam Sir, you're awesome.

[GizmoBeam]

@jonker21

And I'm not even a sir. impressive. :D

[jonker21]

@GizmoBeam *deep breath*

TOUHOHOHOHOHO

[ZiozoneEmperor]

i had the exact same reaction than heavy and scout when i found out sanae was the 3rd character on UFO :\

[TheGuyWithZeHair]

Who else loves how Scout says "Sweet" at 0:23?

[EpicFunkey]

Sanae is a good girl

[KelvinLT]

sanvich danmaku XD

[dMITIC]

how can he be good at touhou when each of his fingers take 4 keys at once

[BlahGuy57]

@dMITIC keyboard becomes giant when not recorded.

[Cirno924]

@dMITIC he remapped his key layout :)

[bluppo6]

holy shit, heavy is good at touhou

[Feraligono]

damn, who knew heavy would be good at it?

[hayharut]

what just happened?

[TechnoSchro]

sweet

[Tigerman9001]

Despite all the colors, I'm suprised that the Scout didn't cry.

[BlahGuy57]

@Tigerman9001 They weren't arranged into a rainbow, blockhead!

[Tigerman9001]

@BlahGuy57 Wellplayedgoodsir.

[MadSwordmage]

After watching this video 10 times I have finally realized that Heavy is supposed to be saying "HERE I COME RAN!"

[VLVXR2334]

HERE I CUM! RUN!!

[NekoKasane]

Why is everyone hating Sanae?

She's awesome

[CzMDavid]

@NekoKasane becouse she took over Sakuya. She is awesome too, you know >:/

[NekoKasane]

@CzMDavid Yeah she is. I like both of them xD

And what about Youmu?

[CzMDavid]

@NekoKasane Dual sword-wielding badass silver haired girl with an equally badass theme? She earned her place :3.

[NekoKasane]

@CzMDavid yeah xD Some guys are hating her for being in Ten Desires. I think it would be awesome if Sakuya would also be in TD

[TheDeg5555]

@NekoKasane sakuya got her spotlight already, i don´t get why people get so butthurt about that XP

[NekoKasane]

@TheDeg5555 yeah I'm fine with it now

[djdexcat]

Sandvich Danmaku

(+) +➈000 Firing Rate

(+) Max health increased tenfold

(+) Instant kill on hit

(+) Grants flight

(-) -95% Projectile speed

(-) Must engage in witty banter before and after each fight

(-) Must stop to show portrait when changing weapons

(-) Inability to hit target standing directly in front of you

[mousepointer12]

@djdexcat i've always wondered...

how do you get the circle 9?

[djdexcat]

@mousepointer12 ➈ is just above the ☯ and ☢ keys.

(Non-troll answer: I just looked up 'list of Unicode characters' on Wikipedia)

[mousepointer12]

@djdexcat U+2788 gives me Σ.

[djdexcat]

@mousepointer12 That means you have to beat Evil Eye Sigma.

...

Yeah, I ran into similar problems. I just use copy-paste. Not practical, but it works.

[KlLLAH573]

@djdexcat

>Evil Eye Sigma

a.k.a. Monoculus

[VulcanHeStan]

@djdexcat so, cirno and Okuu are closer than I thought...

who knew XP

[ISIRIN413]

hey heavy , how do you beat ran with such awkwardly big finger?

my finger is big too, teach me how... lol

[hunterpossum]

I loled at 0:36 and their reactions.

[xenoaisam]

yuks!

[firesniperbullet2]

1:05 I had the same reaction.

[flazherru]

0:15 TOUHOUHOHO

[Punisher106]

Charming Domination is burned into my mind.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[coolmani1209]

1:03-1:05 what was the name of sound effect?

[beats0me]

.....if he likes sakuya so much then why was he playing as marisa?

[Jimpiedepimpie]

Who the fuck is gonna dodge all that shit?

Give me a link. Ill play that shit

[TheGuyWithZeHair]

He did well!

[emerl97]

@9Final

So is Hitler :D

[AchilGamez]

HEAVY IS PRO

[gsrules34]

If Heavy is in a Touhou situation,his bullets could be triangle.Sadly,no males allowed but Unzan and his Brofists

[GrounderTheRobot]

i dont think heavy would like this game.

[LikeThisRLYMatters]

lol... "Touhouhoho" @ 0:15

[solarboy62]

For a second there I was thinking the scout was gonna live. Thanks for getting my hopes up >=(

[andredidiergijon]

stupid ending

[NosekeTV]

@andredidiergijon Lol why.

[andredidiergijon]

@NosekeTV why did they die? xD

[NosekeTV]

@andredidiergijon They didnt well only scawt Heavy send a danmaku wich is when there are a lot of bulets on screen but of sandviches then he die.

[andredidiergijon]

stupid end

[NosekeTV]

@andredidiergijon Lol why.

[Blueoriontiger]

Real men play Touhou.

[MedicHaus]

I managed to unlock Extra Stage in PCB after clearing the game on Hard. Sadly, I died before I even get to Ran, and I watch this video. Dammit.

[Punisher106]

@MedicHaus Don't feel bad. I get my ass torn apart by Blur Oni Red Oni. And on the rare occasion I reach Ran, I get torn apart by Wizard Fox Thoughts.

[Ultrapyre]

1:18

Lunch Sign: SANDVICH sadist

XD

[ESD8000]

sakuya forever, sanae go back to shrine.

[BerniceUlando]

0:38 is the ONLY way your face can ever look when playing Tohou. For those readers who haven't, this vid shows nothing of the madness inspired by that series...

It is a game at which I can only fail :(

[Shintear]

bu-but Sanae is a good girl!

[Pr0d1gyHunt3r]

0:42 Maiden's Illusionary Funeral <3

[theloltimatecold]

Most fans who like Sakuya,

.....dislike Sanae,no matter how good she is

[theLEGOdude2000]

@theloltimatecold I like both 3:

[xA13dx]

It costs $400,000 to use SANDVICH DANMAKU for 12 seconds.

[ragnarock0100]

lol sanvich danmaku

[DragonReploidZero2]

How did heavy beat Extra Stage with such huge fingers?

[Antifrost]

HEAVY IS BULLET PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bluephoenixfireflame]

lol.

[Thetouhousfightiing]

Heavy:*looks at sanae Kotiya* OOHH THIS IS BAD!

Scout:what the hell was that crap?

[OlivanderTrinity1397]

Heavy's Spellcards:

Heavy Sign "POW! HAHA!"

Sanvich Sign "That was Delicious"

Class Sign "HEAVY STORM" (pun intended)

[GabrielOfTheeInferno]

heavy would play as marisa...

[Pr0d1gyHunt3r]

0:38 the face of a focused gamer...

[D197JN]

SANDBITCH DANMAKU

[Pikaandpi]

Heavy just met someone who could outsmart bullets. Himself.

[brickblockbro123]

im 12 years old and wat is this?

[MapleNabuk]

Notice the URL

(watch?v=H4Wt-oXZ-n8)

(H4Wt)

Heavy is hawt.

[cheetah672]

Behold, 3D bullet hell

[demonkid9999]

see see no one like sanae!!!! she as worse as reimu... damn greedy miko! if by now you shouldve realized that i am speaking sarcastically and actually like those two and that they are great characters. dont change a thing ZUN

[ZandWheet]

damn that sanae >:(

[HyperIceman91]

moral of story: Don't Make Heavy ANGRY

[EOCB]

that was my reaction to Sakuya not being playable in 10 and forward.

[themettking]

[Sandvich Sign: Olive Spear]

[NoahofWill]

Heavy's the man!

[darkxaur]

Evidentally the Heavy is a man that can outsmart boolet.

[Codyray1992]

@darkxaur Aye.

[Dkc3]

But... Sanae is good girl.  D:

[SodorProductions]

Wow XD

[DrakhinCX]

Why does heavy skip from the 7th game to the 12th :P

[ninjaian]

Heavys got SKILLS. like, skills up the ASS.

[TARINunit9]

Seriously, can anyone tell me why Heavy got angry?

[Fluid4]

@TARINunit9 He strongly disagrees with the list of playable characters in Touhou 12. Particularly Sanae, apparently.

[GloriousOtaku]

he would like sanae if he knew how naughty she is

[Kossumies6]

-subscribed-

Nuff' said.

[CDiKingsAhoy]

Even the sandvich shoots sadnvichs!

[luketorpedo]

This is the best TF2 video I have ever seen. I lol'd unbeleiveably hard and everyone in the computer room looked at me.... oops :V

[laughingfurry]

@luketorpedo

So what happened after that, everyone went to being normal?

[luketorpedo]

@laughingfurry

god knows, can't remember now. Probably. But someone once did Throw up there arms from the other end of the computer room while standing up, and my head automatically added "RUUU" when they did.

Its like contained tourettes, A common symptom of internet over exposure I beleive. Lets hope I never move onto the next step of saying "Epic fail" in public for minor disapproval.

/ends offtopic.

[laughingfurry]

@luketorpedo

Well, it could be worse. I've seen people act out TV show characters. You could tell what show they were watching just by how they act.

If you start acting like Heavy, then you know you have internet overexposure.

[ChaosAint0]

@luketorpedo hey they must have watched too much mcroll'd then xD

[pancho000111]

If he gets god of war 2...holy shi...

[DimitrisHunter25]

Heavy should get a new videogame

My suggestion:Persona 3

[reinsouchou]

sanae is a good girl

[elmaro95]

EVEN THE BULLETS SHOOT BULLETS

[TheRealVordox]

YUUUKAAARIIIII! <3

[Punisher106]

@TheRealVordox Uh, nope, it's just me, Ran Yakumo.

[TheRealVordox]

@Punisher106 Oh. Thought it was Necrofantasia, Yukari's theme. :(

[Punisher106]

@TheRealVordox A Maiden's Illusionary Funerl ~ Necro Fantasy. Ran is Yukari's shikigami. If you look at both Extra and Phantasm, the latter is the former on steroids. Necrofantasia is supposed to be an arrange of Ran's theme, but ended up being something very different, yet very incredible. You can see why I used it in my PDBF capture. :P

[TheLazrGuy]

This is the first time I've ever seen Touhou gameplay.

My opinion? SO MANY BOOLETS

[flashn00b]

Is Sanae really not that great?

[TheRealVordox]

@flashn00b Try playing the game.^^

Touhou is awesome! Not for the faint hearted.

[TARINunit9]

Call me ignorant, but why did Heavy get angry?

PS: SANDVICH DANMAKU OVERLOAD!!!!

[RRVCrinale]

@TARINunit9 Sandvich Sign "Baloney"

[Tjungobox]

I wish I was that good...

[9Final]

Heavy must be a Sakuya fan.

[XanaTarantula]

@9Final I think Heavy indeed is a Knight of Nights.

[Xats]

@9Final In that case he'd be playin Sakuya ;_;

[OperationAnime262]

heavy is Anti-Sanae

[CaptainFawful]

Heavy did really good for a blind run.

[ArhimondEx]

@CaptainFawful its not a blind run he has Phantasm unlocked already :3