Calibrations - Garrus is in the middle of some.....

[ImTellingOnYoo]

this video made me laugh out of my mouth

[kununity]

I used to make some calibrations... THEN I TOOK A MISSILE TO THE FACE!

[Strytax]

w.....t.....f

[Hattusa]

This video needs some calibrations...

[FellFather]

I used to take arrows to the knee, then I started doing some callibrations...

[apia212]

Missle to the face fuck arrow to the knee. That's right now calabrate cuz the bitchs love me claabrations. Wuts that no no no can it wait I'm in the middle of some important calabrations. Me: hey garrus take out the trash Garrus: oooh yeah can it wait I'm well hate to say it but I'm sorrta Me: I the middle of some calabrtions? Garrus:no Me:( evil look) Garrus: (offended) Garrus: (pulls out gun) boom headshot Me:...............garrus? Garrus: yeah? Me:wut the f*** happened to you're face?

[TheREALSisko]

@apia212 What is this I don't even

[Care4PieAny1]

Garrus used to do calibrations, then he took he rocket to the face.

[HugoManz1]

Mmmmyyyyyfaaaaccceeeissssbarel­yyyhhholdingtttoogggeeetherasi­tis

[kenjiots]

funny in the first 33 secs

[surferdude123]

Tugging.

[surferdude123]

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of tgg

[senorjiveturkee]

i'm fucking dying of laughter here haha

[monkeypants06]

YOU KNOW ME

*trollface*

[TheAdnation]

this is the weirdest fucking video iv ever seen

[TheREALSisko]

@TheAdnation back away slowly from the internet so, as there's some really messed up stuff out there :p

[dragonforks93]

Calibrations = Masturbation

[LegendaryN7Cookie]

When ur as badass as Shep everytime u hit somethin its in slow motion lmao

[ravenwing136]

They all sound drunk.

"Doo... this... the haaard... waaay...."

[dasdasist]

In sloow motion she sounds just like SHODAN

[TheREALSisko]

@dasdasist interesting, only just beat System shock 2 for the 1st time a few weeks back.

[GangsterHutterite]

Garrus: Hey Shepard, I just wanted to talk to you about...

Shepard: Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Garrus: ...

Shepard: ...

*Universe implodes*

[musicalred]

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations". -

*Renegade Interrupt*

Shepard: "No, it can't wait for a bit."

*pulls out gun, points it at Garrus*

Garrus: "Stop joking around these calibratio..."

*shoots Garrus in the knee*

Garrus: "AHHHH... WTF!"

Shepard: "Now, we are going to have a quality conversation!"

[joopieman]

@musicalred With an arrow?

[musicalred]

@joopieman I used to calibrate things, then i took a fucking arrow to the knee

[TheREALSisko]

@musicalred Let me guess.... Someone stole your sweet roll?

[xboxfreak715]

ROFLMAOLOLROTFL*&#^@$! ,SOI SOI SOI. I lost it at when shepard punched the monkey.

[peepsbates]

i guess she likes it rough.....

[zgmfa20x]

for slow people edition

[Toastybiggins]

"Iiii'l be heeeaaaare iff you neeeeed meee"

Oh my god sounds EXACTLY LIKE EEYORE

[DrDumb002]

BITCHES DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MY CALIBRATIONS

[kirik1007]

i liked the part when Garrus is doing some calibrations

[TheREALSisko]

@kirik1007 Bitches love these calibrations

[TheLethalDwarf]

see you laaaaterrr gaarrruss""I'll bee heeaar iff you need meee"

[xShinobiDisasterx]

1:42 Holy shit your Shepard looks so creepy O.o

[livster493]

Garrus sounds high LOL XD

[GAF1987]

A LIIIEEE *whack*

[SecularNumanist]

"Youll leave in a baaaaaaaaag" was the funniest bit i think

[anticliche321]

u just made an awkward conversation 100 times more awkward :)

[SecularNumanist]

I think im high. hahahahah

[00Clank]

WHEN DO YOU PUNCH THANE!?! How did I miss that!

[SecularNumanist]

@00Clank

that wasnt Thane, that was his son Kolyat. Its Thanes loyalty mission, you can either shoot the hostage, punch Kolyat or shoot him in the arm. Theres also another way but i forget

[00Clank]

@SecularNumanist Yeah, figured it on my own and then did the mission again soon after.

Thrid way? Hmm...

[BrennendeDerErde]

This is the greatest video. Ever.

[EddardStark102]

And they are all druuuuuuuuuunk...spilling one too many drinks with Jacob on the Citadel :O

[dEsSiCaTa]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT PUNCH FROM WITH THE ALIEN WITH A SHIELD ON ITS ARM?

[TheREALSisko]

@dEsSiCaTa It was from your auld one.

[TheBioBeast]

@dEsSiCaTa A DLC.

[ExtremeweirdoxD]

@dEsSiCaTa lair of the shadow broker DLC

[YaiBugy]

ROFL

[xcnugget]

Oh my god, for the first time in my life I snorted from laughing so hard

[TheREALSisko]

@xcnugget hehe, which bit got you the most? :p

[xcnugget]

@TheREALSisko the build up from the awkward silence after Garrus says "sure, just killing time anyway" to "ya know meee I'mmmallwwayyss up forr hhhettinggg thaaannggs" finishing with "keepit up, tough guy, youu'll leaave in a BAAAAAAAGGGGGGG."

That, and the fact that your femshep's face has this amazingly accusing look to it xD.

[TheREALSisko]

@xcnugget LOL cheers for the comment, as for femshep, you should see my 'shepard is a badass bitch' videos (that loads of people copied after I put my 1st one up, the bastards :p)

[skezness]

I'm surprised you didn't add "iiiii'''vvvvveeeee hhhhhaaaaaddddd eeeennnooouuuugggghhhh ooofffff yyyyoooouuuuuurrrrr dddddiiiiisssssiiiiinnnngggggg­eeeeennnnuuuuuuoooooouuuuuuuss­ssss aaaaaasssssseeeeeerrrrtttttiii­iioooooonnnnnsssss" to the hitting part. (nor conrad's kick in the quad for that matter)

[TheREALSisko]

@skezness ha, well the slow mo bits were mainly just a slow motion segment from my other vid tagged on to the garrus part cause I was laughing my ass off at the slow footage in my editor. Check my 'still the baddest bitch in the galaxy' vid for the proper segment. Although poor conrads not in there cause I forgot to save after I talked to him in the 1st game, so he wasn't in ME2 for me :(

[skezness]

awesome