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  • is it just me who found this EXTREMELY funny ? /:

  • why get your self in this situation first hahahah

  • и вы знаете, я усрался!

  • put this on loop for a long time...that would be bizarre

  • final destination fail

  • if he jump to late from the right side he could get crush,and if he jump to quick from the left side he could get hit by the rear of the right train

  • .......and after surviving that he trips over the rail and hits his head on the ground, killing him

  • what do you think he said after that.. im speechless and i only watched it..

  • damn ninja

  • GET THE WATER NIGGA

  • This kid is 1337. Nuff salad.

  • This kid dodges trains lika boss!

  • That guy wins at life.

  • Thumbs up if you watched this! haha jk don't give me a thumbs up

  • Give this guy a high five

  • I suspect that he was no longer drunk afterwards.

  • oooh my f*cking god

  • if you can dodge a train you can dogde a spanner!:)

  • He kept his cool, like a pro.

  • Lucky bastard

  • Stealth doesn't work against trains.

  • its fake...

  • @DarkM1k4 its a japanese/ chinese ninja. there is no need for falsity

  • awesome

  • This so proves that asians are ninja!!

  • @kevlore123 This so proves that people are crazy ^^

  • He should try for 6 times in a row LOL

  • It's in CHINA, not Mexico.

  • chuck norris does that blindfolded for a laugh

  • @earnslife chuck norris doesn't dodge the train, the train dodges chuck norris!

  • @jimbobjones22 No that would only happen if chuck norris were cool

  • @TheWaynelds

    That logic is flawed. Chuck Norris is not cool....Cool just wishes it could be Chuck Norris.

  • @xXGreenLegendRanXx no, im pretty sure chuck norris is lame.

  • @TheWaynelds

    Weak sauce! Thank you for trying though....

    NEXT!

  • Wow and 4 times in a row!! :O

  • @FartingFighter They played the clip twice..:)

  • thats lucky

  • Ooooo thats close

  • if you can dodge a train you can dodge a ball!!

  • I did it once with 3 trains.

  • @tkdkadir yes we no you did it with your toy trains i do that to

  • lmao...azns

  • oh shit a train, i am sure glad thats...oh shit another train xD

  • oh shit >>ernesto told me about this video 

  • This happened in china and it was on the 7 o'clock news

  • HOLY SHIT

  • wait they have high speed trains in mexico ?.

    them some fast burro's under that steel cage lol :p.

    looks like europe to me.

  • @donjuandonjuan i was just thinking that. wierd.

  • no way thats real. thats insane

  • hes just exercising his ninja skills

  • In sovet-russia... Bus dodge you... =3

  • lol, train station in mexico, on a chinese news channel, being watched in the US

  • hahahahahahahahhahahahahha

    Its not supposed to be a laughing matter but............

  • lol The train inspector is part ninja!

  • IF YOU CANT DODGE TRAIN, YOU CANT DODGE A BALL.

  • OBVIOUSLY photoshopped frame by frame.

    

  • how is this in mexico? the trains look like shinakansens and i think that track inspectors are oftenley found in japan

  • Ray william Johnson! :)

  • @cryptoj19 which episode did ray show this on?

  • lol im pretty sure it would be much better to just jump to his left so he doesnt have to dodge that other train. not very good reflex

  • that's his way of saying FUCK YOU to death in all caps.

  • those horns are fake

  • yeah right

  • smells like fake...

  • WTF, THIS GUY IS THE LUCKIEST I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

  • omg.. i hope the train was ok

  • FAKE

  • @andyfozzy SHUT THE FUCK UP dumb fuck tryin to be smartass oh i know this is FAKE of yeah they can totally fake this shit it's easy nothing is true it's all fake i'm smart i know go fuck your self

  • Its real. I work for BNSF and this was part of a safety class we had. They have better footage of it, you can watch him lose his shoe jumping the first time

  • FAKE AND GAY >:(

  • @LOLO915 if that's fake then you'r gay :P

  • After all, this is hillarious XD

  • This is fake, No way a surveillance camera could have such bad quality :)

    and i also wonder why the person was there anyway..

  • lol, wat adog

  • in soviet Russia..train dodges you!!

  • i know this isn't ment to be funny but i chickled

  • the tacky sounds made it shit. silence would have been better.

  • bad quallity

  • he didn't survive the other train cuz his legs is gone look urself

    that's what i see :/

  • fucking annoying sounds

  • Damn how fuckin lucky is that dude? and is it me or dose he make like perfect ninja jumps??

  • Balls of Steel

  • lol, that looked like some sort of hardcore Pong game

  • very great reflects !

  • "Honey, how was your day at work?"

    Man, "Oh you know it was a little rough, until I realized that I have reflexes like a cat.

  • train roulette?

  • is that a ninja ?

  • Sorry had a nerdy moment

  • How the hell is that Mexico they're frickin ice trains from germany

  • @fartyparty22 What?

  • no way somebody that was drunk could react that fast

  • It's a fake video, there is no guy actually there.

  • He needs to quit that job and become a fucking Ninja.

  • PURE FAKE (double exposure) ... EXCEEDINGLY SLOW MOTIONING of this video - shows MAN AND TRAINS (both during 1st & 2nd passings... (TO OCCUPY THE SAME SPACE - at the same time... (plus other wee details such as "rails" appearing to dissolve through his legs - and the sun shing on his jacket (inside the shadow of the 1st train - ALL SCREAM - FAKE !!!

  • @QUIX4U wow, you'd make a lousy detective.

  • @QUIX4U huh? ok you got some stuff there. But how is it fake? How is it made to be fake? I don't get your point. Is it animated? there's no train? there's no man? Less use of the word fake, more explaining

  • @QUIX4U

    you are talking total bollocks, everything you say is wrong, you're just jealous you weren't stupid enough to have done it

  • @QUIX4U Its just the bad quality...

  • @lihdude

    a bad quality footage always has it's advantage

    1st - it is hard to fake since the video are not compatible for editing, and prove this guy is really the luckiest guy on the railway haha, good job jumping around

  • @JackyLum I meant it wasnt faked!

  • @lihdude

    yup ^_^ it wasn't fake, even if people do think so, it is so hard or impossible to fake, i agree with you

  • @QUIX4U "I'm a professional and I've seen quite a few shoops in my day I can tell by the pixels this is fake."

  • HOLY SHIT!!!

  • "OMG!! wtf is wrong with those drivers.. i alm.. OMG ANOTHER!!" *jump through the magical palace patrick. jump*

  • i want him on my dodge ball team....dammm

  • oh fuge! he won't that again....

  • LMAO

    "LaLaLa I'm doin' shit on a railway"

    "Oh holy fuck a train"

    *Uber Matrix Backflip*

    "Phew! OH GODDAMN BULLSHIT BITCH DICKASS CUNT ANOTHER ONE"

    *Hardcore Jump to opposite direction*

    "HIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA I IS NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • now your training is complete...go into the wild young grasshopper.

  • Drunk + Railroad tracks = Ninja Skills

  • for some reason i remember that 80´s video game named frogger

  • if you can dodge a train you can dodge a ball

  • lol so close i will try it lol

  • Holy fuck

  • The audio is put in there just for fun, the video is still real. Lucky man... wow...

  • SKILLS!!

  • idiot

  • Pretty fake.

    1. Both trains made exactly the same sound.. And they're going in different directions.

    2. There's no Doppler effect.

    3. ICE trains (Or similar) don't mmake that sound. That's the sound of a freight train moving much slower.

    4. Most obvious. These security cameras don't record audio. The reason for this is that all of this is stored on a server somewhere, and an additional audio track would take up way too much space. Look up other surveilance videos like this. No audio.

  • @Lucruza The audio was added in for effect, the video could still be real.

  • @Lucruza,

    You think you are so smart. But it never occured to you that the audio is fake but the video is real? The author of this video just imposed the audio for fun.

  • lol it's like frogga :L

  • @crazymonkeyfish1

    lmfao i remember tht game.

  • @LOL1994jake Thats because you my friend. are cool :)

  • that douche bag what was he doing on the tracks! (im probably going to get thumbed downed for that -_- meh)

  • He would of be shit out of luck if that other one was just a little bit slower Lol.

  • haha what a douche

  • nop , its chinese CHR2  high speed train

  • like the matrix

  • @malikposley haha luckiest matrix

  • ah... so they play dodge ball with trains these days?

  • If you can dodge the train you can dodge the ball

  • @jrsunolan

    EL OH EL man

  • @R3demp7tion like they say if you can dodge a train you can dodge a ball :P

  • LOL, why did he jump to the left that second time, he could have hit the side of that other train.

  • Bad reflex,i dont think you have time to think of things like that after the first one lol

  • I guess when you see a train coming at you i guess he didn't think. He just wanted to get out of the way.=o He had great reflexes though.

  • definatley not luck...pure skill

  • hey his hat fell off... oh right the train

  • o.O

  • this is not in mexico, it's in China

  • Seriosly then u got a lucky day!

  • new pair of pants for that employee plz.

  • Wouldnt wanna play dodge ball with this guy

    there is no winning

    bet he gets picked 1st

  • Holy shit!

  • whats going on in his mind?

    "Inspecting Inspecting, Oh Fuck train"

    Jumps

    "Okay I survived, Oh shit another train"

    Jumps again

    " Oh fuck this job I'm going home."

  • agreed

  • OMG AMAZING

  • WTF

  • What do you do after that?

    Do you just go home? I would be freaking out.

  • he was like "AAAAAHHHHH" then "OH COME ON"

  • WHAAAAAAT!!!! That guy was about to be a 80mph hood ornament

  • 80 mph? Those were German ICE Trains. They go 300 kph (186 mph)!

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