Faith Heckle

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Fuck Crack Hole.

[adzug]

a thing bout heckling, at times a comic wants audience responce, churches often encourage amens and such. if a comic gets the audience to relax, have fun, win them over, then sometimes ppl will speak up outta feelin love and comfort. like its a good buddy up there. lines can get blurred.

[pumarunner88]

Penn rules over all trolls.

[pennsays]

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[kenmabie]

faith is the rejection of logic

[daPlumber702]

this comment is the absence of logic

[reedsawyer]

Faith is, by definition, believing in something that can't be proven. If you believe in God, you believe that there was a supreme being that created the universe, and that there was an intelligent design to all creatures. You believe in something that can't be proven.

An atheist, on the other hand, has a GREATER faith in chance evolution. It requires much less faith to believe in intelligent design (and God), than to believe that evolution just happened.

[Solafido]

Reed - bad scholarship - your's is a secondary if not tertiary definition for faith.

Webster's... FAITH: 1 a : allegiance to duty or a person : loyalty b (1) : fidelity to one's promises (2) : sincerity of intentions

2 a (1) : belief and trust in and loyalty to God (2) : belief in the traditional doctrines of a religion b (1) : firm belief in something for which there is no proof (2) : complete trust

3 : something that is believed especially with strong conviction;

Seek a proper education.

[JoeDeceiver]

People consider reading from a dictionary 'proper education'? Man did I overpay. You may be semantically correct, but then again, when somebody asks you what time it is, you don't tell them "Solifado is a douche bag", even if it happens to be 'technically' true (as an analogy). Does him have a wittle case of 'Hooked on Phonics worked for me!'?

[Akulahous]

Atheist = Someone who believes that nothing made everything.

A scientific impossibility!

[TheRunite]

Christan = Someone who believes that talking snakes and women created from another man's ribs exist.

Also a scientific impossibility! I can name way more things if you'd like. ^_^

[steway]

Christian = Someone that says athiests believe that nothing created everything

A complete lie!

[Eynigma]

Theist = Someone who believes that nothing made someone who made everything from nothing without leaving anything for anybody to find and yet expects everyone to believe in them.

[GuitarHeroRulez321]

Stephen Hawking led himself into believing that the universe was created from nothing.

[johncrazy8s]

lmao! theist = someone who believes in god because someone thousands of years ago (before science) said that the earth was made in seven days

[joshdkatz]

No... everything made itself.

[billyd2424]

just being sarcastic

[blender7]

sarcasm doesnt translate well in text form. best not to do it again.

[billyd2424]

Penn and Teller are awesome. Bullshit is my 2nd favorite show. Gilmore Girls is hands down the best show ever created.

[andyrooney11]

Gilmore Girls...LoL. You're either an emotional woman with hyped up estrogen or a gay man. No offense intended.

[tommy1504]

"FACE!" He was shouting out his favorite guy from The 'A' Team!

[KarthikSoun]

"When belief is not producing the results you expect of that, you introduce what is called faith. You must have faith in that belief. Faith means hope."

people live in hope and die in hope..

[dartrip4]

you should buy a pentium dual core for your brain penn!

[csurrel]

Fail, go quad.

[upplsuckimcool16]

Mythoughts exactly

[major600]

The guy should've yelled out "carburator" and really messed with him.

[alastair78]

Man thats a head F*$K. You realise people are going to shout out GRENADE! now

[seestickglue232]

I hope they shout it callofduty style...GRENADAAAAA

[directedchaos]

What heckle "agrees with what [the entertainer] is saying"?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[agfahadfebasdeggins]

Heckling is something which embarrasses or annoys the performer. The audience member may not have been intentionality heckling, but he was heckling none the less (as Penn was annoyed/distracted by the statement "Faith").

[Floorsnarl]

4:15-4:25 he's waving at the camera.

Scary moment 4:26-4:29

Looks like he's fanning a fart or impersonating Moe Howard 4:45. God love him, I mean, wooops!

[JakeJax]

I guess you're not a magician. Most magicians will tell you that Teller is one of the best sleight of hand magicians in the world...and together, they are two of the best magical thinkers in the world. Penn is probably the best on stage orator I have EVER heard. He is also ha hero to MANY magicians, jugglers, skeptics, and athiests, and especially those of us who are all of those. If your wondering why he is famous, its because he has many fans like me.

[ddrfreak4life86]

I'm an ex-Christian, and on a semi-related note I once compared a support group to 'the good parts of what church used to be like to me, and without any kind of religious flavor, preach JakeJax. Preach.

[JakeJax]

Thank you. Its nice to know there are like minded folks in the world.

[CarryA1911]

You wish you could, but you couldn't beat a 4 year old duct-taped to a wall.

Grow up and move out of your mommie's basement.

[viewitnow]

I agree with 1/2 of your post "Laput". You do, have 'half a mind'.

Posters like you make the rest of us wish for an idiot filter for youtube.

[lolumbine]

He touches his face almost as much as I touch my penis.

[monicavictor82]

@lolumbine Wow, you're special.

[IronyAchievement]

"Nah he's just a stupid fat dancing monkey paid millions by billionaires to read propaganda off a teleprompter on a stupid TV show. His YouTube crap is cynical fame enahancement"

I hope you have children and they die in a fire.

[deinse81]

I gues you have no response to his arguments, huh?

Well, at least you're colorful, when delivering your ad hominem. I can appreciate that. The fact that you'll probably have to google ad hominem, I don't appreciate.

[jmspiers]

@ deinse81: Isn't accusing someone of "probably having to google ad hominem" a form of ad hominem attack?

[deinse81]

yeah. The man didn't express any opinions to be attacked on.

[rtarbinar]

hm, i don't see any "arguments"

[gruelin1]

mscop, that is what penn does. He doesn't tell you how to do your job!

[mscop31]

OMG...Penn "please, for the love of all that remains", "STOP" touching your face almost constantly and talking with your hands, ive found myself actually counting the # of times you touch your face rather than listening to what your saying, its distracting as hell!! Just handcuff yourself before filming these or something....?

[Hamhark98]

FACE!

[walterglanz]

Asperger's Syndrome maybe. The consistent narcissism appears borderline autistic.

>>> "One word throws him off?

Fat fuck has Attention Deficit Disorder from a steady diet of bacon cheeseburgers, coke and cheap ice cream. Says he never drank or did drugs, but acts like he guzzles a case of Red Bull daily."

[shawnmcghee1]

Try performing on stage sometime. It's harder than it looks.

[CyberDraco]

Honestly stupid or stupidly honest?

Either way I'm still entertained.

[funboy7979]

No caffeine? Must be a severe personality disorder, chemical imbalance or genetic defect then. A functioning person telling the truth simply speaks what is on his mind without all the gyrations presented by Mr. Jillette. Of course if he is lie telling, which appears to be his profession, the odd behavior is consistent.

[bumpyjjeans]

It is caffeine. Claims to have never tried drugs but admits to a "Starbuck's addiction." Too stupid to know caffeine is a highly addictive drug and makes him a bloated out of control mess.

>>> "One word throws him off?

Fat fuck has Attention Deficit Disorder from a steady diet of bacon cheeseburgers, coke and cheap ice cream. Says he never drank or did drugs, but acts like he guzzles a case of Red Bull daily."

[adambgray]

he drinks decaffeinated tea. nice try though.

[CoCaTrooper]

Wow, your truely pathetic.

[maczimms]

Wow, you can't spell.

[CoCaTrooper]

What did I spell wrong? O.o

[meatwad891]

Your.

You're.

Compare.

[CENSOREDFORSEX]

I disagree that Penn is pathetic, but you did not spell anything wrong.

[CoCaTrooper]

Hang on a minute, did you people think I was calling Penn pathetic? I was replying to some ass hole.

I did spell some things wrong your was meant to be you're and truely was meant to be truly.

[maczimms]

Why are you concerned with his diet? Does he force you to eat bacon?

He, and everyone else, can eat whatever they want. This is America.

[templarart]

> What did I spell wrong?

Your is a possessive pronoun as in: Your foot. Your couch. Your hamburger. You're, on the other hand, is a contraction of the words 'You are' as in: You're pathetic. You're wrong. You're a bad speller. A good example is: You're eating your hamburger.

Truely is spelled 'truly'.

Since you asked. :)

[funboy7979]

One word throws him off?

Fat fuck has Attention Deficit Disorder from a steady diet of bacon cheeseburgers, coke and cheap ice cream. Says he never drank or did drugs, but acts like he guzzles a case of Red Bull daily.

[mikemikemofo]

jealousy will get you nowhere.

[zegna525]

LMFAO Its the guy fromSouth park THe world of warcraft GUY lol the no life tht kills eveeryone.

[bc9021010001]

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[rtarbinar]

wow, he must've really deeply hurt you somehow...

[stperkin]

...did you watch this video? He says the heckler was right on. He was just caught off guard.

[rtarbinar]

heheh...yes yes, i was responding to this troll in the comments section. apparently, penn has incurred such deep emotional scars that this poor troll feels the need to fill his empty days with empty insults. :D

[pennsays]

@rtarbinar Maybe it's that person who Penn hit with that tiny aluminum foil ball.

[rtarbinar]

@pennsays haha! wouldn't surprise me! :D

[toanoma]

I have been and it is an awesome show. You should definitely go if you can. Penn & Teller stand outside and sign autographs and take pictures after it as well. I've got a copy of The Blind Watchmaker signed by Penn.

[CaptainFeigh]

If I'm not mistaken, they are going to be there until 2010. I think Penn said that after they did the cups and balls trick on the View.

[grumpychuck]

You know, I've been a fan you Penn and Teller for a loooong time. I like you, Penn, more nad more because you make it known, as a famous person, that you sit, poop, and wipe, just like the rest of us! Happy Holidays!

[cleanstar]

Truth

[zackattack7778]

I know how that is, whenever I do a performance infront of people that I have so memorized I could mumble in my sleep, I'm on a one track train. If anything happens or anyone says something crazy and abrupt like that, I just loose it! I completely know what you feel like Penn!

[cookiesonsteve]

BULLSHIT!

[TheAtheistPaladin]

Syliva Brown is the person your looking for.

Here is a word that might derail you too... BOOBS!

[TingTang1234567]

Or Rosemary Altea perhaps.

There are a shitload of women 'psychics'

[snarfinllama]

Please make the abortion video public, I would like to see your views.

[pennsays]

It will be public later today =)

[legendre007]

"It will be public later today."

Awesome. :-)

[doctornoise]

enjoying your videos Penn.

[MagnusIan]

Well at least the guy didn't yell out something like "You are all gonna burn if you do not repent!"

[vanvalydir]

nice

[urbster1]

you forgot her name, i think sylvia brown is the woman you're referring to?

[blackrainuponus]

Yeah that's gotta be who he means, and it's great that she's so insignificant he can't even remember her name.

[ragekage52]

love you

[sameoleguy]

However, should a shout-out said with the intention to agree upon the subject really be considered a heckle?

I can see being heckled if your brain-train hath cometh unto the soil instead of the track, but I don't know, don't really see that as a heckle.

[LordBrakensiek]

Yeah, the guy annoyed Penn by throwing his concentration off.

[666Ran666]

I think that when a plublic speaker gets heckled his mind automatically thinks is a disagreement.

Whether it truly is a heckle is another matter, but I think the mind automatically thinks a negative thought when someone interrupts you while speaking out to a crowd.

[sameoleguy]

True. Touche

[sameoleguy]

True. Touche

[kbrinks]

let's hope george michael doesn't attend any of your shows!

[fullygodfullyhuman]

haha good one...

and.... You'll have to wake him up before you go go

[TeleShaman]

bwhahahah cause he wasn't planning on going solo.

[earfetish]

you gotta have faith a faith a faith

I shouted out 'Slayer' when Bill Bailey mentioned Slayer at a show, which is similar

[blath]

haha, huh.

[GoHiltyGo]

That's epic =