Tips For Doing Well in Modern Warfare 2

[XxD34DT0UR1STxX]

I was watching this with captions and it said, "jews using these tactics will become very successful throughout the game."

[ZombiesActivate]

Y U NO USE LEFT MINIUZI?

[lizerg700]

Hey thanks CR1T, I got 2-26 like this!

[chgymnastics]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[xXGAMERXx368]

No Joke !!! got a ac-130 like this.

[tyler73074]

What I learned today -

Akimbo, but only use one gun.

Steady aim is useless

Don't be afraid to play in your pubic hair.

Lock the doors when assuming the correct play position.

Thanks Cr1tikal!!

[Dmaneman3691]

1 to 5 kills

a second

[OGKUSHMX]

Mouth of a sailor, vocabulary of a scholar I swear and how the fukk does he not laugh or giggle at all while saying this sht?!?!

[1965Volks]

i got 500 kills in one day

[AlexsVv7Vv]

50 to 100 kills per year lol

[nemax96]

i love this guy

[NwCxCRiiTiCZ]

OMG why are you giving people tips that you use when you get 6-19? And can i just ask why do you use akimbo if you only use one of them......?

[RockinRickJames]

@NwCxCRiiTiCZ Dude he's joking around. Or Trolling if you will.

[chadmasterful]

You should get around 50-100 kills per year

[icedragon295]

I followed these tips and got 3-19.

Then I vomited.

[RLmike1234]

And now the search for the comment of zZXIHDZz1

[carmelofanatic7]

hippo shit ha

[rbobert18]

posted on my birthday >-<

[Koryo8]

I think this video was the first one where he REALLY started shooting out the killer jokes

[asdjuejd]

why the fuck do you vomet so frequently

[reyhaasan]

I fucking luv this guy

[Sapphique12]

These are not just tips on mw2, but for life itself.

[dan0ms]

Using these tips I recently almost got a UAV with a hard on! =D

[mrlogan2000]

XD XD XD ZOOSK THROWS A LIGHTING BOLT AT HIS AIRPLANES!!!!

[NightRyder101]

@mrlogan2000 He said Zeus.

[mrlogan2000]

@NightRyder101 Sorry I don't always mess up :/ Most of the time it's me correcting other people, lol.

[Jokerrose57]

modern hippopautimus shit 2.... Sorry for the spelling.

[suysida612]

Man some people take this so seriously it's just a funny video none of you are "pros" calm down enjoy this funny ass video see cr1tikal don't care, cr1tikal don't give a shit!

[deboltisyodaddy]

@LordAeris911 that's what makes it so funny!

[LordAeris911]

Dude calm down with swearings. Little kids might watch this video.

[DaPreyChippy]

@LordAeris911 Little kids shouldn't watch this, because the game is rated 18+

[Flapswitch13]

Haha I love how he can mess around like this and still not laugh

[MrSugminsnabel]

What is the whitchcraft in the description!! >.<

[Jackminster]

His killstreaks must be for his "Game Mode", because from what I see he is a crazy good player

[antman1276]

Your gay for playin nude. What if someone walked in. I'd laugh. Haha. Ur sick man. You probably get imprinted from the rug.

[MrLonewolfe19]

haha i love this! :D

[Picklezorz]

I dream one day to get 50 whole kills in just one year.

[EzSaxman]

The "oh shit I just threw up" made me laugh so much

[SimsMovieCreater]

if u agree he threw up all over his shit like this

[zZXIHDZz1]

ok, this is a list of this video:

1. why use mini uzi akimbo when u just use the right and not left????

2. i dont think u can get killstreake !!!!!

3. to get a new host dont take so long time

4. i have played for some years and im pro now, and this tip SUCKKK, jump...

5. if u wanna help pep u need to get good, if u wanna pep gonna play like u then all gonna suck, they cant get UAV , how do they gonna play then??

6. can u use sniper?!?! ( i hope u not gonna make a video of qs) D:

[TheBadkarma93]

@zZXIHDZz1 ....you don't understand...

[MrPlayer1up]

@zZXIHDZz1 Here's a list "of this comment"

1. Why don't you use grammar or spelling?

2. Why do you add 5 of every exclamation or question mark?

3. I don't think you can pluralize words

4. What the fuck even is #3? I don't even...

5. I don't think you understand what a joke is.

6. Cr1tikal isn't teaching Marshmallow Peeps. He's teaching people.

[RockinRickJames]

@MrPlayer1up Thank you.

[RockinRickJames]

@zZXIHDZz1 Oh my goodness. You're a fucking idiot.

[NightRyder101]

@zZXIHDZz1 You are a true virgin just STFU already you moron penguinz0 is all jokes and fun you geek.

[hoggster12]

@zZXIHDZz1 its a joke you speshtard

[RLmike1234]

@zZXIHDZz1 I will punch you in the face with both of my fists equipped, but I will only use the right one because I don't really need the left one

[KabetheHUsoldier]

Fucking pissed myself laughing when you threw up xD

[fyiiamthetf2fan]

an active wall, like a door?

[DRpencreas]

@fyiiamthetf2fan noooo....LEIK A BOSS!!!!!

[huntdog11]

i followed this advice and i went 5 and 23 , thanx cr1tikal :D

[ChristopherSnells]

6:06-6:13 it sounds like you were having an orgasim

[fgfd50]

@ChristopherSnells *Orgasm

[jporter963]

lol, only one gun being shot using akimbo

[BenjaminCarmine11]

Thanks man, i'v done the best i'v ever done with your tips since i got the game, i went -5-75

[monkey42299]

Thanks man I got a 1 killstreak with your tips I went 1-28

[loverbaby95]

You have to play limbo on xbox 360!

[shootgun2000]

Hey, you suck as I do!

[HAHAImNotCrazy]

THX I did the nude part then my friends walked in now they are all in therapy also I'm in a mental hospital now THX!

[GTAVtv]

@HAHAImNotCrazy lol, the irony of ur username is too much

[ColinSchraauwers]

why do you set your killingstreak on 6, 9, and 15 you dont even get 3??!!??!

[Deityx360]

@ColinSchraauwers you know he's just taking the piss out of the game right?



[ColinSchraauwers]

@Deityx360 yes ofcourse i know what mate ;)

[MrRambo2156]

Triangular duky in the sky took me out

[RedSkull987]

"I wouldnt be suprised if Obi-Wan Kenobi poped out of the ground and punch me in the genitals. . ."

[TheMexicanFez]

Everyone follow cr1tikalqiotes on twitter!

[ryanthemadman1]

i think cr1tikal should do a video series with harry partridge

that would be winning all over the place

[paveltomiln]

then why r u using akimbo??

[youtubing9000]

@paveltomiln cause he is joking >.>

[MRquickscope96]

hahahha subcribed



[corybadaman]

i actually couldn't stop laughing you threw up:L!

[xM0RTALITYx]

LOL ZUES

[karkadam20]

85 PEOPLE PREFER TO WATCH Stephenmordaunt123. 

[keenan8618]

lets get this straight who the fuck would dislike this

[ryanthemadman1]

@keenan8618 dumbasses

[xxfatmanxx1]

i se this is a good day 4 u cr1tikal

[SlamDunk514]

@xxfatmanxx1 u should be naked and use the right one so u use hardline

[xxfatmanxx1]

@SlamDunk514 i know ha

[katybug202]

Everytime a play a multiplayer game with my brother and I start jumping....he's all like " Just jump away...." Lol I love your video's....keep up the awesome work..!!!!!!! ;)

[superiorLifeForm]

I love how no one commented on his poor health. He has fucking acid reflux. Im glad he's better now though...

[bobelina344]

this is one of the few videos on here that made me laugh!!! didn't really help me much but was still worth watching.

[francoelputojefe]

You totally suck buddy don't even bother to upload any more of this shit

[stilestheking]

@francoelputojefe calm down he does bad for it to be funny (which it is) so just shutup and enjoy the video

[pogorules15]

@francoelputojefe Wow. Have you seen any of his other videos? He doesn't take the game seriously like all of the justin bieber wannabes out there. He just plays for the soul purpose of entertaining everyone else, because from what I can tell, this game is broken. He's the only fun thing about this game- how bad he bashes it. He's actually really good at the game if you ever watch any of his legit gameplay, he just doesn't jack off to his KD like you do

[radioguysbrother]

@francoelputojefe your a fag.... get the fuck out of this place Cr1TiKaL dont need nipple ripping dick holes like u

[kanetidus]

@francoelputojefe you still don't get it that he just make a "funny" video?

[ParkridgeParkour]

I love how he only uses 1 of his uzies

[kelmonster55]

Ripped out one of my nut hairs....I rofl'd...hard.

[hitlerhero23]

he uses 69 and 15.

[joeyak34]

i wish i could Get 50-100 kills per year

[TominatorMan]

cr1tikal should do a vlog

[XXXDeathbyfartsXXX1]

just look at the gamertags of the people talking in game chat :p

[goshaag]

It's worked for MW3 too! Yeah

[Wellnow123123]

Bro I can't wait for ur mw3 vids cuz tht game is fucking garbage

[SymmetryStrike]

I don't know who's got more assists. You or Jason Kid. 

[MyNetVid]

i also shoot at papers that advertise:)

[jelmat59]

You are fucking hilarious man!

[mco343]

thanks now i know what i shouldt do...This.

[BobTheScrub]

Amazing

[CheerYPoppiNz09]

youre trying to hard to be funny.......... not working

[XLR8DUDE2008]

@CheerYPoppiNz09 You spelled "to" wrong it suppose to be "too" along with "youre" to "You're."

Pay more attention in Language Arts!

[CheerYPoppiNz09]

@XLR8DUDE2008 im sorry i didnt know i was writing an essay? I thought i was just texting a message on youtube.......... -_- seriously kid who gives a fuck

[jrachal4]

@CheerYPoppiNz09 You don't text messages on Youtube. You type them ;-)

[XLR8DUDE2008]

@CheerYPoppiNz09 You're getting better, some minor capitalization errors, but that can be fixed if you pay more attention to your typing. Oh and make sure you add your apostrophes to "I'm" otherwise it's not even a word. And I can't believe you respond to my comment telling me something that I already obviously know.

[Procaines]

@XLR8DUDE2008 You spelled "to" wrong, it's supposed to be "too" along with "youre" to "You're."

fixed

[undergroundrokr]

orgasm!!!!! at 6:08 lol

[YouCLTube]

lol, mini uzi akimbo sucks, :D

its not precise

[MrChasethemace]

how to be good in Mw2:

1. Distract the other team(run in circles)

2. stop running and shoot them

3. If this doesent work, hide in a corner they will never know

[MrChasethemace]

drop shot= Jonny Cage

jump shot= kangaroo

running in circles= the team wont know what to do

[Webster109]

faced this guy once, he is NOT that fuckin easy to kill, i know what you see in most his videos (not all) he fricken decimated us...

[RockinRickJames]

Cr1TiKaL is a lot of things. Now he's even a troll. I love you Cr1TiKaL!!!!

[kakokapolei123]

you sir has increased my k/d ratio from 0.10 to 0.11

[SuperMinecraftAddict]

:3

All I have to say is ":3"

[Terrorstanius]

@SuperMinecraftAddict you just said "All I have to say is" >:3

[MrBurgerboy100]

I always use the kangaroo tactic

[MrPhillip334]

"BURP!!!, Oh shit,yep i threw up that time!"

[P1G101]

I have gone positive every game with these tips.

That makes me happier than a masturbating rhino on crack.

Thank you Cr1TiKaL :)

[thewackermack123]

@Gokubershia i know right!!

[ELI8271]

thx dude i played a game of domination i did very good i went 5-37

[SymmetryStrike]

@ELI8271 That's nothing, I tried to get a tactical knife for the magnum and went 17-50 in one domination game. I was spawning all over the place.

[zZzShAdYzZz]

@ELI8271 Thats nothing, from this vid i accomplished -10 to 2354

[kgman125]

@ELI8271 I must do a great in every game I go @ least 1-47

[AsterTheGreat]

loool

[AsterTheGreat]

lmfaooo

[TheTermanator2117]

"So there was this crazy party at my ESTATE last night, which was located next to a TERMINAL, in AFGHAN, just 10 miles from a local QUARRY. Everyone was totally wasted. The place was like a SCRAPYARD. There was this girl that said she wanted to DERAIL me. So i went to a RUNDOWN hotel in FAVELA, there was RUST everywhere. I felt her KARACHI, it was bare like a WASTELAND. The feeling gave me a HIGHRISE. I then entered her UNDERPASS, went so deep i hit her SUB BASE. She loved da INVASION" LIKE IT

[Daltorproductions]

Did you EAT puberty???

[thewackermack123]

50-100kills a year i can do that a day

[Gokuberisha]

@thewackermack123 really, you deserve a medal

[missthemissles]

noobtubing works well XD 

[TheGamerFromBelgium]

Finding an enemy in this game is like finding a place in my room that is not covered in shit

[killinuisfun214]

"50-100 kills per year" that may just double my current kill death ratio

[LiiM3xV3N0M]

No trouble achieving anywhere from 50-100 kills per YEAR lol!!

[casper72588]

Greatest video ever! xD

[Hyurimaru96]

@emiliaisn00by wow your not a dick or anything...

[Gale858]

@emiliaisn00by just because youre shit doesnt mean its his fault.

[SidTheKid876]

3:52 - 3:56 LMAO

[emiliaisn00by]

fuck you cr1tikal, i've been a big fan of yours ever since you started putting out videos from day one

but i suck at mw2 and i blindly entered a tournament this weekend in hopes that my black ops skill level would bump me up. i looked up "mw2 tips" and pressed this video since the title was exactly what i was looking for; as the video was loading, i looked at the uploaded and wanted to shoot myself in the face. fuck you

[nintendoman647]

rofllmaolol

[blancoz021]

I can't stop llaughing XD 

[DZlegend]

Lmfao.

[TheCamerafreek]

I have watched this video like five times and it always makes me laugh, awesome shit!

[XJamesHetfield69X]

I always mistake something as an enemy and laugh at myself lol!

[salinas1616]

At the end I fuckin pissed myself

[LGNGamingblogs]

play in the nude you sound so fine with it

[jackhouser98]

@mutnajo1 hes being funny. hes not actually trying.

[LMFAO90809]

@mutnajo1 UR a fucking idiot hes joking dumbass

[JustinDardz]

Just try and use the tips i have told you throughout the video and you should have no problem achieving 50 to 100 kills per year

[RobloxCuban]

6:09 Peter Griffin?

[ArgosaxPower]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN!

[LuCkYxGuMmYb3aR]

I thought it was modern robocop shit 2...

[luman97]

@LuCkYxGuMmYb3aR It's also modern play doh shit 2

[LuCkYxGuMmYb3aR]

@luman97 and modern astronaut shit 2

and modern swimming shit 2

and modern robot shit 2

[luman97]

@LuCkYxGuMmYb3aR Don't forget about modern mustache shit 2, or even modern photosynthesis shit 2, hell even modern soggy shit 2 works.

[Sx0xRx4]

@LuCkYxGuMmYb3aR it's Yoda Shit 2

[supervenom2000]

all different kinds of things

[darklighting14]

theres somthing called a left uzi!!!!!

[darklighting14]

fuck u zues

[DradyBuncan]

you are such a douchebag xD

[Requ1escat1nPACE]

@Triicell after all its only modern hippopatamus shit 2.

[RustleXer]

modern yodashit 2, modern hippopotamusshit 2, modern warfare 2...this piece of shit, modern mustacheshit 2, modern pieceofshit 2, modern platoshit 2, modern shamwowshit 2, modern robotshit 2, modern astronautshit 2, modern hairyshit 2, modern swimmingshit 2, modern shoeshit 2- Cr1TiKaL'

[mtjport22]

they r very good tips but u suck at the game u only got 6 kills

[Reiincarnation]

@mtjport22 uh.........nevermind -_-

[Triicell]

@mtjport22 He's not taking it serious. I don't see that you need to with such a crap game...

[Tommythetricker]

What is he saying at 3:12-3:17? I fucking love this video! HHhhh!!

[DaOriginalGangstaz]

Thumbs up if you think this guy is fucking hilarious.

[phippiphipp]

Danger close would be usefull :P

[iSkiiTzHD]

the dislike bar is the size of his hard on

[bungienet1]

@iSkiiTzHD the like bar is the size of his normal penis..that doesn't have a hard on..

deadication to the fucking comment its fuckiong over are you shiting on me