"Gordon Freeman is Pitiful" as sung by Dr. Breen

[Toonlink003]

Gordon freeman no need super militar training.

he take a crowbar, and he can:

"Rip Off Your Head, And Shit Down Your Neck"

[19Headcrabzombie90]

fuck masterchief and all the others with rocket lunchers and rifles.

Gordon Freeman just needs a fucking crowbar to kill people

[Gam3r239]

If i was gordon freeman i would have thrown dr breen out the window

[Gam3r239]

wait how would gordon never get a date? cause whenever u play half life 2 everyone is obsessed with him.

[B0SSMANRulez]

@Gam3r239 probably gorodn will stay wih alyx in the end as implied in this dialogue

Dr. Eli Vance: [to Gordon] I knew that if you two stayed together you could get through anything.

Alyx Vance: Yeah, we make a pretty good team.

Dr. Eli Vance: Yeah, well, that's good, now that the suppression field is down... we all have to do our part.

Alyx Vance: [embarrassed] Dad!

Dr. Eli Vance: Can you blame an old man for wanting grandkids

[ichvolswagen]

which is the name of the hayatuka in the final?

[Inku7]

You Pedophileeee.

[Sirjordos]

Awesome Lipsync

[weredaxter]

OMG GORDAN FREEMAN CAN PLAY HALO 2 ON A GAS CAN I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS THAT SMART

[darthfuzzel]

The ending was the best part, fucking awesome.

[dracostone5]

if u think the ultimate gaming hero (named by gamespot) is pitiful u are my sir

[MeCanTalk]

If this is GMOD how did you get the Guard's weapons to be attached to their hands? when i spawn them, their weapons come next to them...

[weredaxter]

@MeCanTalk he used the level and then edited it he used the level map i mean

[DinokillerSithlord]

@MeCanTalk check the whole menu theres a smaller menu in the lower part letting you choose what weps you want the npc to have

[Samuli385]

Hajantukaa thats finnish

[Yervand117]

whats the fucked up HIYATUKKA part from,

[AustinZombieKIller]

F*CK YOU BREEN!

[RockstarFanSince92]

"Hajaantukaa!" LOL! It means split up in english... or spread out. Both of them.

[Theuberguy222]

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC THIS SHOULD BE IN SOME HALL OF FAME

[halo9351]

gordon is 80% could be dr house

[halo9351]

how can gordon say hahaha realyy fast like x32 ?

[TheVistaLord]

why no fart puff?

[jamohanleva]

hahaha the ending was awesome xD

[MrTimb58]

gordon has an MIT BITCH!

[BrianSouvannarath]

hajaantukaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[BrianSouvannarath]

gordan is pissed

[WholesomeBurn]

Yes, becuase Gordon freeman is the extract of all things uber and sane, SO HE WOULDNT TAKE THAT S**T FROM BREEN!

[scenthi]

what name this song?

[soundificator]

freeman ist 27 you sucker

[Exzmo]

This is very great idea still in my favorites. Good work!

:D

[crapthrower1]

if i was gordon wen breen says "it sucks to be u" i would have said if I suck so much how come thousands adore me?

[19Somebody85]

This singing is pitiful.

[SkatingZombies]

nice man

[dbwy238]

great song make me sad :')

[wizardbaker]

still great

[Yervand117]

not really sure, i think

[johnyyonehand]

0:53

Gordon thinks:Ahhh screw you Breen....

[Yervand117]

i mean gman not gamn sry

[fredfredmanfilms]

no not realy

[SuperRaider22]

so that is what gordon lookes like!!! (not in first person)

[ZohrraStudios]

You have never seen him before?

[DinokillerSithlord]

so? we saw him on the cover of half life 2 games

[hichixichifoeva]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[jonste182]

Caution: Conspiracy Spoilers: Bad (Uncle) Breen, we all know G-Man (Father) is the best singer by far, is Gordon (Son) really 42 and living with his mum (Mossman)? Good attempt at bringing the HL Family together, although more of an appearance from Alyx (Half Sister) would have been good. Glad Gordon go the last laugh 5/5

[DinokillerSithlord]

kleiners gordons grandpa barney is his brother grigori is his priest and WTF? alyx? sister?

[pixo45]

how could Dr.Breen do this to Gordon :(

[DinokillerSithlord]

because hes a f*cking asswipe

[pixo45]

ya, breen was not a very nice character, poor gordon.

[joshuajoson44]

its pitiful alright.....

[Exzmo]

This is so sad.

[Exzmo]

3:17 Hajaantukaa!

[olimar9]

lol weird al is my favorite music artist

[barkerboy561]

LOL! hey gunk its blah here : P:)

[Alekandro10011]

I love this video it is so funny

[gundamplus]

ya still live with ur mom and ur 42...

[DrGameboyHun]

2:22 Breen's expression! XD

[Alekandro100]

This video is so funny

[reubenschief250]

LOL that was FUCK FUNNY I WAS LAMFO :D

[XS2XPREDATOR]

when they were all round and pointing at him it should've been Dr Magnusson in place of Father Gregori

[person7nobody7knows]

poor gordon :(

[ROBLOXER106]

''You lived with your mother when you were 42....'' THAT DIDNT FIT. HE WAS IN STASIS WHEN HES 27.

[Thegamer5150]

well he's actually 47 since its been 20 years since the events of half life 1 so I guess Barney is 42 since in blue shifts he's 22

[ROBLOXER106]

and that ''and you smell repulsive too'' that didnt fit. he kills antlions and zombies, so their organic. blood of theirs smells...

[zapwnee]

dude let it go you dont have to get that specific. sheesh it a funny video it dosen't matter. see this will get you pushed off a mountain.

[4WW5T1N]

hey robloxer at what point in the series did he take a shower at all

[ROBLOXER106]

DID I SAY SOMETHING OBOUT A SHOWER!

[DrGameboyHun]

Dr. Breen is just mocking him.

[hamish656]

XD

lol

rofl

[deathblock9789]

lol

[DonnZ0r]

Why would Gordon yell "Hajaantukaa!" in the end?

[SuperRIDDE5]

he is CRAZY!!!1

[betro423]

why wouldnt he? we've never heard gordon speak and we dont know his personality so he could be a ninja?

[DonnZ0r]

Well, I thought Gordon was many things but yelling "Scatter" in Finnish was a bit weird.

[betro423]

well yes you've got a point but still, he could be a ninja. :D

[freeman1246]

no no no.your completely wrong didnt you play half life 1? he is an SAS soldier from black mesa.

[betro423]

yes i have played half life one and SAS soilder? hes a scientist?? no a ninja combine soilder scientist.

[freeman1246]

ya a scientist and a sas soldier

[betro423]

oh come on be creative hes a ninja combine soilder scientist and if he says any word it automatically becomes badass?

[freeman1246]

OK,you win . but why 'ninja'???

[betro423]

because he killed those combine in 1 punch...only a ninja could do something so awesome plus he kills zombies with a CROWBAR

[KellySteam]

Because hes a ninja and hes chinese..

And because he think it sounds good>:D

[Gunkel94]

Because any word in any language shouted by Gordon Freeman is automatically badass

[912Nasher]

@Gunkel94 lol,absolutly true

[LostDomino]

@Gunkel94 xD

[ildamos]

@Gunkel94 The makings of a "chuck norris <<<<<< Gordon Freeman" cult haha! Good one!

[YTHellDevil]

@DonnZ0r ''Hajaantukaa'' is a finnish word and means ''SPLIT UP!'' (like in war)

[DonnZ0r]

@YTHellDevil Tiedän.

[YTHellDevil]

@DonnZ0r Ai, kiva juttu

[RayKoefoed]

I like this. The vocals are very impressive. Keep it up.

[misaelfaust86]

good vid

[Gunkel94]

I know

[DANTEPLYX]

@DinokillerSithlord I guess he was asleep for 1 min and G-Man teleport him to the future XD

[VampireBaru]

@DinokillerSithlord Technically, he's in his 40's. In reality, his body is only 27 :).

[Mesina2]

Never fuck with Freeman. :-D

[RostatBrod1]

beutiful... thats the only thing you kan say about it :,)

[pivotguy555]

what the hell is with the laugh at the end

????

[DarthKain0]

I was waiting for Gordon to do that in the middle of the song.

[MrKaine777]

but then he gets out and kickes everyones ass

[GoTechStudio]

Didn't Weird Al make a song called "Your Beautiful?"

Family member keeps playing it and it's driving me crazy, unlike "Your Pitiful" lol.

[Gunkel94]

I think James Blunt made that

[TheSamFishar]

@Gunkel94 He did

[weredaxter]

@GoTechStudio weird al made this one

[weredaxter]

@GoTechStudio also you should read the descrption

[xkikimex]

where to get gordan freeman chracter???

[xXDCskateboardingXx]

haha "Hiya to-ka!!!1"

"oh shit"

and the scene at 2:23, 2:24, 2:28, and 2:31 amost made me crap my pants with laughter! haha good job! XD

[Caveshift]

hiya- toka-a!!!!!!

[SuperRIDDE5]

where can i get the gordon freeman ragdoll?

[gggggmmmod]

gordan: what... the... fuck?!

[anyzet911]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cool !!!!!

[sirwinsalot]

ah pity the fool! XD

[Gunkel94]

Bob is an asshole, you don't want someone like that taking over youtube

[CaptainPirateMonkey]

Thats right vote for the pirates...what?

[gggggmmmod]

53at65: fuck you and bob!

[53at65]

no don't

[Yervand117]

wahhhhh!!! hiatukkkka oh shitt .........hahahahahahahahhahaah­ahhahahahahahaaaaa

[glennbjarte]

I MEAN: poor gordon :(

[Yervand117]

thats not even a star trek outfit its a h.e.v. suit

[crazycrackaeaturbaby]

congrats...

best vid yet

[boiiboii90]

So Beutifull! Like this SO much!

^.^ Shout out to Weird Al Yankovic! YOU ROCK

[Tayitor332]

lol at the end there.

"oh shit!"

[LordVidra]

Oh man, after watching this I can never play Gordon Freeman again, or at least not in the same way XD

5/5

[feuerwerksfreak]

GMOD

[JockenTheGreat]

Actually, Gordon isn't 42.. He's 27

[Pelicanduck]

hahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i think im going to shit at my pants hhahahahaha funny movie

[hamish656]

waaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa

HAJAGADA

o shit

[240Gromit]

loloool epic ending! dont forget that suit haz juice and when it haz juice gordon = NINJAAHHHHHHHH

[hamish656]

the end was

awsome

[binderfind]

Definition of awesome XD.

Also, everything up to 0:59 kinda... fit o_O

[ForceFist]

Sounds like Weird Al, awesome.

[uthertheking]

Guess, what?

[obiewankenobie]

thats about the size of it at the end there

[CombineTrooper13]

Don't Make GORDON FREEMAN ANGER!

[ZteveN18]

HEYA CA CA

[Yervand117]

wait is this even a real song,because if it is its hilarious

[Yervand117]

ending was hilarious,but dude Gordons still 27

[tarochanusa]

TENCOHENCA BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[catnatty]

la la la la loseeeer xD

[saburuto]

hyaaaa tokaaaaahh

[orc9925]

AWESOME

[doonbugie]

you should have used faceposer.

[halo3fanatic07]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[danin900]

funny

[rafinhamariz]

hajaantukaa! XD

[hotrodjgm]

how can gordman kill things with glasses? (not trying 2 offend any one but wouldnt they break while hes fighting monsters?

[oipsd]

cause hes that epic

[timberwolf1234567]

2:22

[Watersurf17]

i liked that end XD

[mordigoth]

TAKE THAT BREEN YA FILTHY DOUCH BAG!!!

ausome video dude.

[siblin12]

nice one gunk

[Lolman356]

Lol rlly good i like end. Btw how do u make videos on garrys mod?

[wladelis]

breens like "oh shit...."

[superspy154]

man i nid this mp3 :D

[Dust1n1268]

Gordon Freeman fucking owned Breen. lmfao

[BoredChick]

He just looks so crushed at :54 ...

Great vid

[TimothyParadox]

Huh? Who sang that song?

[Gunkel94]

Weird Al Yankovic sang it

[Herkko94]

are you finnish? i heard when gordon yeld hajaantukaa!

[Gunkel94]

Nahhh, it was just was a random sound i found lol. Do you know what it means?

[Herkko94]

yes i know what it means but i dont know english word for it

[Korsto76]

A word "Hajaanukaa" means scatter around or scatter.

[Korsto76]

A word "hajaantukaa" means scatter around or around. Good vid by the way :).

[Korsto76]

A word "hajaantukaa" means scatter around or scatter.

[villan20]

Still hilarious no matter what.

[madmax678]

WHERE CAN I THIS SONG XD

[gamerman001]

i woulda laughed mah ass off if this is how it really ended

[Michformer]

this video deserves more views.

[Michformer]

This video is EPICWINCAUSETHISVIDKICKS ASSLOL!