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  • nobody fucks with my scramble eggs :/

  • Introduce the bible at a young age, to a failed and confused, homosexual Erich von Däniken, discharge him from the military, fire him from his job and allow him to meet a crazy nurse from a psychiatric hospital and you have Marshall Applewhite. Feed him impressionable people of the likes on youtube that look in to his eyes and see a great man with wise words and you have Heavens Gate. Perfect recipe of ignorance and blind faith, that only religion twisted on aliens can provide.

  • 3:00 no scramble eggs bummer :( lol

  • this freak missed his real calling of working for Hollywood (science fiction movies).

  • what a sick fuck,of course i mean the deamon behind him.

  • Cut off your nuts and kill yourself and I promise you I will take you to the kingdom of heaven...where you will be assigned "tasks" for all eternity! Sounds awesome! ROFL

  • @Mobee211 hahaha Thats true, Must be AAAWSOME

  • welcome to slavery after dead...

  • this man takes about knowledge but he is so so so Superstupid King of the retards

  • Mr. T doesn't want you to know his name; stop asking or he'll smite you.

  • @blo36aham I pity this fool...LOL

  • he just regrets getting castrated. hahaha

  • Keep pressing 2 and 6 for some awesome dance action :P

  • He almost starts crying. I didn't expect that. (I expected the other wacky batshit crazyiness)

  • 1 John 3:15

    Everyone who hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him.

    So do NOT hate your brother sister etc and do NOT murder, suicide is murder if you are a true Christian, your life belongs to God and by taking it you are murdering his temple.

  • @frommaine23 Please try a Close Reading of the entire book. This guy pretty much got the point.

  • Here is what God said about having children

    And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth.” (Genesis 1:28) Psalm 127:4-5 says, “As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man, so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them.”

    And it tells you not to have sex/kids outside of marriage so The scripture DOES tell you to get married and have kids the quack did not read the whole thing

  • @frommaine23 The OT is the angry God that says 'you Can do it, you can get through, choose life' the NT is the loving God that says 'you Can't do it, you can't do it, choose suffering' - which do you choose?

  • @Pblip99 the OT God and NT God is one in the same and he is always loving and merciful if you follow his word and truly believe. God is alpha and omega beginning and end. The perfection of his plan is misunderstood causing people to believe in an "angry" God vs Loving God for his anger is righteous so we can not disapprove of his wrath or anger. Follow God in life and you will know him better in your next life in heaven. Try to play God and fall.

    "A good fathers anger is in love."

  • i wonder if he's in his "father's kingdom" right now, hanging out with all the other cult leader's who felt they needed to commit suicide to be accepted by their "father's kingdom".

  • i love scrambled eggs

  • i love how hes just guessing from 4:55 -5:..

    in the previous vid he said he was jesus lol if so how can he not know whether to take his body with him to the craft or not xD craft lololol whatadouche.

    i cant believe the guy only laughed at 3:03 i wouldve been roflmfao

  • having hatred in your heart disqualifies you. He said he has hate for his current situation.

    He was wrong.

  • @the7thwreck That's what I'm thinking too.

  • hope i not to late

    

  • haah wat if hes right...

  • i dont think any of you guys actualy listened to the whole initiation tape

  • he even told them that he thought himself wrong, but they still believed him

  • He and 38 others died in 1997. I find it crazy that he didn't prepare this before he taped it. You can see that he is thinking this all up as he is talking. He even changes what he says and he still got 37 other people to kill themselves.

  • Yaweh-bin-yahweh was another interesting one.

  • hes on meth or ecstacy or sumthin

  • @ThePurefuckingMayhem He's not "on" anything, he's insane.

  • @iEatBoneDust ecstacy, meth, ketamine, lsd and such

  • u dont have to die to go into "space crafts" .....

  • the body that we wear wtf

  • 3:06 HE BLINKS!!!

  • Hrm....cults, religions, beady eyed bald guys, are all fucking batshit crazy. It'd be funny if it weren't so tragic.

  • Did the "spading" occur yet?

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  • What a shame. He could've had a successful career doing voice overs for old kung fu movies.

  • what's wrong with the rotery club.

  • at 3:02 you can hear people laughing, YOUR SALVATION IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER

  • Paul was a lier and Jesus wants me to kill myself to get rid of this human body. What a wack job

  • This nutjob preaches a supernatural metaphysical world view reminiscent of the ancient gnostic movement, Except without the extra terrestrials and spaceships.

    What made this guy dangerous is that he actually believed in his own bullshit, He was a threat to himself and others.

  • I was going to follow this guy, but then I forgot and made eggs.::

  • Thank god nobody believed this guy and dismissed him as crazy........ right?

  • @GeorgeDeadson Funny you mention that, he checked himself into a psychiatric home in 1975 becuase he heard voices in his head

  • @GeorgeDeadson they all committed suicide  you didnt know that?

  • @JCI1990 What? .........

  • @GeorgeDeadson well, 39 killed themselves

  • @JCI1990 they DID NOT all commit suicide.... you didn't know that?

  • lol at the guy in the background laughing at some at his lame jokes and YES THIS MAN DID KILL HIMSELF I BELIEVE YOU. you are Jesus incarnate but Chuck Norris can still kick your ass

  • Frank Purdue's gay brother?

  • HE LOOKS LIKE JEAN LUC PICARD ON SPEED!

  • He's 16 actually

  • Oh great, he says its more than a method of transportation, it's a workstation! Are you telling me that I'm going to have to abandon my cat and my scrambled eggs just so I can spend eternity WORKING??

  • first he says he has jesus' mind, so why does he talk about humself in the 3rd person.

  • this is horrible yet intresting, its terrible how anyone can watch all of these videos then if they like whhat his ssayiing they just kill themselfs people could be dieing from this faggot a hundred years after he "left earth" if this pussy was still alive i would pee all over his face. lol what if he really was jesus and i just pissed on him.

  • @budsmokersonly2008 You're 12.

  • I want to play the game that he's describing. Can you imagine a more exciting opening to a video game than committing suicide! Fucking rad...

  • @artofnick oh wait... it's called Dead Space. YEAH!!!

  • So if I follow this guy I get to spend the rest of eternity in a work station and I won't have a dick.

    Sign me up.

  • @bustermk2 LOL, I think that IS the "Message"

  • @bustermk2 lol.....so we still get to keep being slave's after we leave yaaaaaaaaa!!!!

  • Phil Schneider

  • @youneekk Fucking idiot.Fuck you and Harold Camping and your whore of a mother while we are at it!

  • david koresh was good and holy this guy was a dumb ass and a bald guy

  • Jesus said he wants all of us to commit suicide

  • is he starting to cry is 6:57?

  • what happen to his children by his ex-wife

  • @LeelaDebris I've wondered the same thing. They probably changed their name and dissociated themselves w/ him on all accounts.

  • A task in a special space craft with a crew?....Sounds like Captain EO

  • what a demented creep!

  • The Kingdom level above human must be busy making spacecrafts...

    but he just said that level is not to do with human flesh...

    spacecrafts are designed for human flesh to get in...

  • This is like...borderline Scientologist. lol

  • it didnt really sound that far fetched until part 3 lol

  • Curious thing...But Now Im watching Part 3, and its kind of fun to listen to, in a way. He comes off as a crazy nut, but touches on subjects I beleive in. If anyone has watched three parts up to now, I'd guess this crazy charisma is why you have watched up to this point. Not that I beleive this guy is legit, I'm just pointing out how cult leaders tell you what you want to hear, and thats how they catch you.

  • @kickinbackinOC I think some of these guys occasionally brush against some truth with their beliefs, and that is what appeals to people. Cult leaders seem to display the same characteristics of believing they are better than others and draw their followers into separation and isolation so they are totally reliant on them. I think these guys really believe in what they are saying, I don't think their agenda is to intentionally mislead but they go askew due to their own warped interpretation.

  • If this isn't crazy, then I don't know what is.

  • omg what a hell. So you dont eat, dont talk, no friends or family, no television, no nothing. And all you do is work? okay i think i like this flesh world a little more suddenly.....

  • I like how he is trying to get crazed loners to come and join his cult by saying jesus was adressing individuals... Just a group of crazed loners :\... Feel terrible for the 39 brainwashed who died because of this man :\ :(....

  • No scrambled egg in heaven, guys. I think I'll stay put.

  • this guy needed psychiatric help..either he was a biggest fool himself , or he thought he wass soo smart that he could fool other people..dumbhead i would have shot him in the head if he wasn't dead already

  • Im no psychiatrist but i can recognize a crazy cunt when i see one

  • This guy Smokes too much Weed.I m very glad he leaves this Earth Already LMAO

  • tl;dr: Jesus was a Vorlon

  • Yes, evolution, but not technological at all. And we will remain 'human' because it's who we are and are meant to be, This 'evolution will actually make us human again', because little brothers are dehumanizing us with technological and world "advances". Creator has already given us 'Elders' to trust and who'll guide us through life. Creator has given us so many good things, and if we TRULY want to survive we will respect goodness, if we do anything else, THEN we know we are doing wrong. lov

  • i love how you can hear someone in the background laughing at 03:03

  • Trust. He has the audacity to talk about trust. He gave up seniority of his body and soul to some freako voice in his friggin head and encouraged his followers to do the same. This kind of guru worship is such a waste of a life for both the guru and its followers.

  • I feel bad for this guy. He was a victim of his own insanity. It almost even starts crying at 6:59.

  • @05lowell05 I feel so sorry for him. he needed deep psychiatric help. Poor tortured guy. Gave him no right to kill people though.

  • @05lowell05 I heard that part...I'm in the library and tried my hardest not to laugh.

  • I'm a doctoral student and even I have a hard time figuring out what the fuck he's saying.

  • @pianonotes1010 actualy been a doctoral student dsnt make you anyway near smarter then an usual human! all you did was to memorize, how tht can be called smart? how tht would make you superiod or your understanding deeper then some1 else?

  • @pianonotes1010 LMAO!

  • @pianonotes1010 do doctoral students specialize in interpreting nonsense

  • this guys on meth the whole fucking cult was on something

  • @spinch1488 Ah hey you! There ya go again with your intelligent comments! I bet if you keep trying one day you can actually say something smart :0! Why do you automatically assume that they were on drugs? I bet if some of them smoked a fatty to their dome they would realize the cults cons. You are so stupid, i hope you keep trying though.. Intellect comes when you open your mind, so hopefully you stop being such an ignorant close minded bigot little mavco. Have a good day and fuck right off :)

  • @DGordonN lmao your mama bitch lmao your a punk if we were face to face you would bitch out must be tough being you eh you get beat up alot i take it lmao your ugly mom should have should have swallowed lmao later fucking punk bitch lmao

  • The "interstellar" version of Charles Manson :P

  • lol this guys version of heaven is basically a nerds wet dream with sexy aliens and spaceships and laboratories haha

  • 3:02 is someone laughing in the background?

  • @TiffanyDoll ya the guy who put this video on youtube recorded the heavens gate cult thing with a camera pointed at a tv with the dvd in so i guess when he or she was recording it /watching it thought it was funny

  • This guy was just a loser homo who cut off his nuts !!!

  • what if this is real??? what if we just live in a time that magic and real religion is so gar gone that science and half of the storys about aliens are fake that we believe this is fake?

    what if these people did go with these aliens?

    what if Nibru was the planet they were post to leave with?

    what if they are on Nibru?

    Nibru is coming everyone.

    THey are coming.

  • As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. “Tell us,” they said, “when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?”

    Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Christ, and will deceive many.

  • what a fucknut.

  • Woah man I am digging this. I'm a cat and I'm smoking some hard shit right now. It lets me talk like a human for five mineow meow meow meow meow meow.

  • I'd like to say this guy is nuts but he cut them off.

  • You know, the more and more I listen to this guy, the more what he says makes TOTAL sense............

  • @LightningJanitorial a lot in advanced physics don't make sense but we now it is true. most of it are unthinkable to most of us. The subject of advanced physics is wilder than what this fool is talking about but they all have mathematical formula and other physical theory to back them up. This guys reflect how simple his and shallow his mind is and therefore easy to absorb by those who knows not too many things.

  • @tangnatalaga

    We don't know it is true, we use the current foolishness because, like a stopped clock it is right some of the time. We are waiting for the Grand Unified Theory to come out, which is unlikely since there is a vested interest in maintaining the status quo. By the way, it has something to do with gravity, the understanding of which is still held captive to Newton.

  • @LightningJanitorial

    Yeah, and it once made TOTAL sense that the earth was flat, that bleeding out would cure you, and that the US Dollar was as good as gold.

  • Guess what dumb ass i cant remember jesus saying commit suicide ether infact one that takes his own life is condemed to an eternity in hell.

  • this guy is pure evil

  • This guy actually believed what he was sayign was true.

    It greatly aids in the convincing of others when you believe your own dillusions......

  • what a load of shit...this guy needs an 18 yr old slut on his lap...bet he's never had pussy..bet he got his ass beat at school growing up n molested by his dad n shit

  • @86turkishman A slut wouldn't work. Many people say he decided on this BS because he was gay. He couldn't come out and cut his nuts off as a result.

  • sociopaths are my fucking heroes. your fucking good when you can people to beleive this with an 8 part tape and get them to kill themselves. like a super-eric-cartman-'cept-thinn­er thing goin on here

  • someone laughs at 3:03

  • @UltimateVenom  because Do made a joke

  • @TheDragonCult oh, i thought Do was always serious.

  • Jive turkey

  • 6:58 his eyes go all funky and his voice completely changes, scared the shit out of me

  • @ 3:02 you can hear lauhing in the backround....this is so fake that its funny even to the people taping this!!!

  • @JLThompson74 they are laughing cause he said "and make scrambled eggs!"

    but yeah. this is just freaky. xD

  • @JLThompson74 I think that is some cult member who can't help but to laugh agreeingly.

  • comercials are more full of shit than this guys is

  • this guy had followers....lol people are such sheep

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  • It is actually very sad : ( MORE lies that satan was able to influence unto the point of mandatory suicide to reach God!?!? His philosophy is so twisted and sickening! Just think, this man and ALL of his followers are in HELL or awaiting judgment day to be sent to HELL? Let us all thank Jesus for choosing us and for his love and mercies, especially defeating satan in a humiliating and unbearable way...upon a CROSS! Thats how much Jesus loved/loves us. AMEN praise God. This is making me very sad!

  • heaven is physical not spiritual, yet you must shed your physical form to get there? Heck, Id need to stop sleeping, refrain from eating protein and castrate myself to believe that.

  • Soooo.... God is a commie?

  • @toxickatie No he looks like Billy Mays, commies would never work for QVC

  • @AntiSocialTroll

    What? No I mean he's saying god's an alien and when we die we are devided into working classes. Then again, this guy IS bat-shit crazy/

  • GOD HATES HUMANS!

  • The lesson from this: 97% of people are idiots.

    

  • OMFG! do not hide granpa´s medication!

  • the place he describes as heaven, sounds like hell to me, being a worker into workstations.

  • @ihaveallseeingeyes at the higher levels of evolution you lose a degree of your free will.

  • @GrandArchitect3D that is a lie, evolution means: things grow and get better. If what you say is true that means we are in the highest level of evolution because our free will is zero. I mean, how worse we can get from this right now? Think about it.

  • @ihaveallseeingeyes the point is that once you get to that level you no longer have any desire other than the cosmic mind and your will is merged. so if you choose the world of humans then you will never reach that level because you would not be capable of coming into that species. 

  • @GrandArchitect3D And how come you know all this?What kind of book of lies did you read?Anyways, so you mean the heavens gate was real? And those whom were killed by this man went really to that place he was talking about? Explain.

  • @ihaveallseeingeyes im just telling you what this guy believes. if you want to reach the level above human that is a personal journey. this guy was mentally unstable.

  • @GrandArchitect3D he is  a devil sent.

  • @ihaveallseeingeyes just a minion of a devil. i dont think this guy got to the evolutionary level above human.

  • @GrandArchitect3D ive heard roumors that his body didnt had genitals. 

  • @ihaveallseeingeyes this guy is not an extra terrestrial.

  • @ihaveallseeingeyes he is probably just some mind control subject of some occultists.

  • thank ipthar I am atheist...

  • this guy was so twisted, he was just upset coz he had a heart attack, fell in love with some random nurse and the bitch died of cancer. so he got dellusional and thought he could join her in hevean by arranging a mass suicide. what a fucking idiot.

  • scrambled eggs *giggles*

  • god said, go forth my children and multiply , moron!

  • @TheValeterUK

    typical cafeteria christian.

    You are referring to the old testament and adam and eve specifically.

    This man was referring to the new testament and "jesus's" commands to his followers.Luke 14: 26

    This nut is more knowledgeable of christian doctrine that yourself and apparently lived and died by it. To bad the early christian followers dint do the same. Then we wouldnt have the most ignorant amongst us quoting bible verses.

  • @qarohc well if you like what he said and feel confident in what he claims then be my guest and follow his guide lines, Also i make no claims of any knowledge of and Christian testaments as i am not taking any claims of membership to any religious occults, I am what i am, a man of god who is at one with god and no occults controlling mans minds with rules and regulations printed in ink,

  • @TheValeterUK

    The bible is full of shit, and this man is following the bible to the letter. It is you that should follow in his footsteps if you think there is any validity to that horrible book.

    I am not suggesting that you kill yourself but you should indeed sell all of your property, leave your family and friends and live on the streets.

    Matt. 19:29-30

    I can assert that this man was a fool for following these instructions of the bible, you can at best claim to be a hypocrite.

  • @qarohc why should i follow him? i follow no man or book, im a leader not a follower, i lead from the front and invite nobody to follow me, i rather enjoying living in a form of shelter commonly known as a house so i wont be giving that up any day soon unless i move to the middle east and have 30 degree or more as a temperature to be contended with, i claim to be a generalist as i generally know a bit about most things but make no claims to know everything, so a hypocrite i can not be, peace.

  • @TheValeterUK

    But this goes against your first post where you claimed that god wanted people to multiply... So it turns out that you really are a cafeteria christian but oddly you look down on others that take the bible more seriously than yourself.

    So you are in a bit of a conundrum, you think the bible is the word of god yet it is stupid, to be ignored, and only some small pieces of it are to be paid attention to. Maybe you should think about this out some.

  • @qarohc you missed my point all together, yes i said that god said go forth and multiply, i did not say that god said it and i believe or follow it so now you all must do it, i was mealy stating what iv heard from one section of a bible, i don't look down on anyone's views, you and everyone else on the planet has a right to believe in what you like and i will die defending that right of yours, you may have miss understood me, i will do my best to pay more attention to things, best regards.

  • @qarohc God is real, god may nt be what any man claims it to be, but he or she is deninatley real we may not have physical proof but the bible gives us a generalization of what happens to the world and that is mankind falling apart due to lack of knowledge we may sit here on earth and argue who is right and wrong but the bottom line is god is real and we are all hypocrites we are all victims to the lack of knowledge and that is why we are in the Predicament we face today but the truth is there

  • @ClassicGameMaster

    Another cafeteria Christian telling me to believe in his idiotic religion because he has a feeling its true even though the evidence goes against it. Having only a self contradictory book written by superstitious MEN with no knowledge of science and based on bronze age beliefs.

    No thank you sir i will stick to reality.

    You on the other hand have made yourself susceptible to cults like this one that prey on the easily-manipulated-superstitio­us-proud imbeciles amongst us.

  • @qarohc Considering I don't belong to any religion organization i would not exactly classify myself as a cafeteria Christian, I have sat down and gave the bible a read atleast gave it a chance instead going with what the rest of the world does and call it bullshit, while in my humble opinion, there is a misunderstood god out there that humans try and take advantage of for their own essential gain, (selling bibles on tv etc) its people like that which make religion look like a scam

  • You are a cafeteria christian by definition. You only pick the nice parts and ignore all the hideous disgusting shit.

    Your idea of an incompetent and "misunderstood" god is pathetic. The all powerful creator of the universe that loves us, is so incompetent that he can not make his message understood even though not understanding said message damns his most beloved children to eternal torture. A hell dreamed up and implemented by this vindictive all loving creature.

    Ridiculous and stupid.

  • @ClassicGameMaster

    Have you really read the bible? I dont believe you.

    The bible is the most disgusting vile book i have ever read.

    Did you read about Moses killing thousands after he came down with the ten comandmens including thou shall not kill? Did you read about "god" killing all the living creatures including babies and animals? Did you read about the numerous genocides commanded by "god" ? The killing of all other than the female babies and children "that you may keep for yourselves'?

  • @ClassicGameMaster And hey dumb fuck, Christianity isn't about having physical proof, dont we all wish we had physical proof of god so we could just stop all the arguing, but its actually about faith, he who endures to the end gains eternal life, pascals gamble, it actually mathematically makes more sense to believe in god then not to because, I GAIN EVERYTHING, and if im wrong I lose nothing, and you my friend being a close minded douchebag, gain nothing and lose everything, peace goof

  • @ClassicGameMaster

    WOW.

    Pascals wager idiocy are you really that stupid? To be insulting people using such an idiotic idea?

    - God told me that you specifically must give me 20 dollars every month or you and your family will go to hell.

    What do you have to lose? 20 dollars or eternity in hell?-

    All you gain is another delusion just like any other religion, what if the heaven's gate are right  or the millions of others. Then you go to their hell.

    Reality is important to some of us.

  • Shit, its like a infomercial for a newpsychotic kit

  • 05:15.... Chilling!

  • if Marshall Applewhite ever watched Zeitgeist before he left Earth he probably would have killed himself ALOT sooner

  • He should of been dragged through the streets of Baghdad with a flare stuck up his

    ass.

  • ¿es cierto que este señor estaba castrado?