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  • chop his hand off for stealing

  • Imgur.

  • he said sumthing about u have no quran , and sum1 said"its all good , 25 million muslims memorized it"

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  • Props to this guy, quick thinking!

  • But would the same guy save a torah or bible?

  • dat aint christian like...he a niGGa, he neeeda respect

  • He looks like Mark from "American Movie".

  • looks like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite

  • he's rapping

  • Dude, this guy is Mitch Hedberg.

  • first the threat was Communism & now guns have turned towards Islam; the fact is the Illuminati always needs some THREAT to justify billion-dollar budget of NATO forces which crushing burden is being borne by the poor european tax payer; after fall of Communism the NATO ought to have been disbanded but this was not done & to justify it's continuance the mega event 9/11 was perpetrated by MOSSAD; Tony Blair & other european leaders are all responsible for hoodwinking european public;

  • Now that the homeless skateboarders are defending goat fuckers, we're doomed.

    What a fucking idiot.

  • He is a hero! Whether you believe in Islam or not, it's still wrong to treat fellow humans poorly because if they're religion. I bet most you people don't even know anything about Islam. And just so you know most Muslims aren't terrorists.

  • @girlofgaga63 well thats lovely a girl supporting islam!!!! whats next Jews for Hitler??? 

  • @jhatt25 I'm not a Muslim, I'm just saying not all Muslims are terrorists

  • @ismat45 You really need to relax bro

  • now thats what I call a jihad!

  • SEE WHO TERRORISES AMERICA; go to youtube & in the search box write " israeli terror against america" & select the video entitled dr.d.duke with 196775 views;

  • if u want to see Prophet Mohammad's reference & NAME mentioned in Gospel & Old Testament please go to Youtube & in the search box enter dr.zakir naik,& then select the video entitled

    'A Challenge to Dr Zakir Naik from a Christian at Colombo, Sri Lanka'

  • gj.

  • Trolling: Way more awesome in real life.

  • @ovadanga: Right, because you know him personally. Like all of youtube. Oh, wait, no you don't, you're just molding him to fit the image of who you want to hate so you can put a face to the idea. Grow up.

  • @surgedark I would, but my comment won't make a difference to a small minded idiot like you.

  • Of course if he was burning a bible, Jacob would have joined in.

  • This guy is not a hero.

    The Muslims are our enemies, you think if they were going to have a burning of the bible, a Muslim would do the same for us? NOPE.

    Americans, and Americans only are the only group who allow people to take advantage of us. Screw you liberals.

  • @surgedark The guys a hero for his race, the human race. he might be a little odd, but he did something not many would, America is lucky to have such people. Muslims should not burn the bible and don't, it mentions most of our prophets so it would make no sense to burn it. Its true that's Americans let foreigners take advantage of them, look what happened to the REAL native Americans when ol 'pale faces' came over.

  • @surgedark If I'm not mistaken Christianity originated from over there. You need to realize the bible, quran are just book's. They're not meant for you to worship they're meant to teach you the path. This shouldn't affect anyone, this clearly shows the Christians are long ways from being civil.

  • @Tiesto20121

    Ah, we have a long way from being civil, I see.

    So the Muslims who murder their wives, decapitate them legally for simple things, murdering each other for a burning of a Quran in the USA isn't uncivil at all?

    I think we all know your hidden agenda...

  • @surgedark Do your research, the radical groups are the ones who decapitate the hostages. The muslims are just practicing their old ways, something we lost. Those are their rule's, we can't change how they live. We can only help them, we may think it's cruel but if I'm not mistaken the Christians were worse. They made torture machines, burned accused witches, killed unfaithful people. It's just a matter of time before they move on from their old ways. Plus I'm Native American, Not muslim.

  • @Tiesto20121

    Don't even give me that BS that it was only the radicals.

    I guess the majority of Muslims are radicals then? PROTIP: THEY ARE SAVAGES.

    I know it is such a hard concept to actually believe a group of people have primitive behavior, I know it is hard to believe not everyone is as civilized as you, but it is the truth.

    And you're right, we can't change how they live, I would pull the troops out if I could, but they are growing rapidly in the US while protesting for Shira law.

  • @surgedark Look people called my people savages for fighting for their land, now look it's happening all over again. They are fighting for their land being over run by the U.S you got to respect them for not giving up. They have a cause which they are fighting for, The U.S doesn't even have a reason. China is getting fed up with us as well. You need to realize that's the human race for you, each ethnicity, religion, belief all have extremist who do hate crimes. U.S Nuked japan, Islam 9/11

  • @surgedark The reason the muslim's are coming to our country is because of us, the U.S offered to let them come over. They don't want to be here but it's sure a hell lot better than being in a war stricken land. You people say that for everyone, you think everyone is taking over. Look at ww2 the Japanese were seen as enemies, even the ones who were born in the U.S and served the country. We keep repeating the same cycle, the radical group doesn't reflect the Muslim community. Open your eyes...

  • Jacob Isom , you are a liberal piece of shit.

    Fucking filthy hippy.

  • DUDE, YOU HAAAAAVE NO QURAN

  • They were about to crucify jesus and I ran up and stole their cross and was like "dude you have no cross".

  • he doesn;t look 23, more like 40.

  • this lad is a citizen of United States of Awsomeness...

  • Anyone else look this up after seeing it on funnyordie?

  • best video. ever

  • Did anyone else just notice his massive rat tail?

  • And again the day is saved by ninjahippy

  • Snook up behind him and took his Quran

    He said something about burning the Quran

    I said "Dude you HAVE no Quran"

    And ran off

  • @ensarilyas were's dat frum?

  • @gibbsies Was this a serious question?

  • @mau5minion Rofl! No, not at all

  • I didn't know Alex Ovechkin supported Islam.

  • He may not have a quaran but this guy def doesn't have a girlfriend so good job douchefag.

  • This guy is my hero.

  • is that spicoli ?

  • DUDE YOU HAVE NO QUARAN!

    haha!

  • what a hero

  • That guy is a fucking hero, but for the glasses and haircut.

  • Man of the year. 

  • The funniest part about this video, aside from the ignorance which *sparked* the attempted public burning of the Quran, is that the most common search for this video is, "Dude, you have no Korean," LMAO!!! FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has it really come to the point that we need spell check within a YouTube search bar???

  • this is really just testimony to which religion has the more deranged followers. Of all constitutional rights, the only one the acting corporate democracy is too cowardly to touch is freedom of religion when it's indeed the ONLY one they should be meddling in!

  • Snuck up behind him and took his Pancake mix, said something about burning the Pancake mix, and I was like "Dude, you HAVE no Pancake mix."

  • 9 people burnt the Quran.

  • @1CannibalCorpse2 And I thought the quran was recited, and heard.

  • Burn the Quran. Burn the Bible too.

  • @trentmanslow Burn no book.

  • @zanzalot Too late

  • idiots

  • "I was dude you HAVE no Quran" BOOM WENT THE DYNAMITE

  • "dude you have no Quran and ran off!"

  • fucken pwned

  • PWNED,YOU ROCK DUDE

  • this guy is my hero

    

  • 6 people have no quran

  • he got an award for that:)

  • Words from the wisest man in America

  • radical christian? wow, imagine those words being used together in the mainstream media...

  • @hinderblinder Isnt the news main stream media?

  • @ilikebooty00 when i say mainstream, i mean those news channel controlled by politicians to spread their agenda. Fox News for example.

  • So much for the Christian man being a loving man like the one they follow....

  • although this prob werent in your news, the taking of hostages, and the the failed rescue the other day in baghdad at a cath church, was in responce to the burning of korans.

  • Dude. That guy is the awesomest person on the planet.

  • Great man.May Allah bless him and his family. Search this following documentary on the youtube about the Quran :

    "The Divine Book "

    Allah bless you all.

  • @JediSuperWarrior God is really an antiquated social construct that must be done away with for the good of mankind. Religion is the opium of the people, and it's our responsibility to teach people about the very absurdity and danger of the very idea of holiness.

  • @Lioness567 Stealing personal property is not awesome.

  • @Lioness567 Yeah because saying something in bad English earns you the title of "awesomest person." There should be no question as to why we suck as a species.

  • he's wearing rapist glasses. LOL

  • @blues970123 jon lajoie would be proud

  • I had to look this up after watching the Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Fear lol

  • Fight less a wall of text: Pretty much all religions breed intolerance. It's up to those inbetween or unsure to mediate. And this guy is basically a hero of tolerance.

  • christianity bitch!

  • charge him with theft

  • 6 people had their Korans stolen by this hottie

  • @MissRobot1 Totally

  • why do americans look like they're stuck in 1975?

  • youtube battles are really stupid

  • dude you have no koran

  • Will you check out my "autotune" version of this?

    watch?v=UcUAFDNVI6Y

  • Both burner and thief are mildly retarded. Why have I not met anyone from Amarillo who has any brains?

    Essentially that rat0tailed hippie is silencing freedom of expression. If he bought that Quran, he can do with it as he pleases. Religion is not necessary for life and I wish people could see that. He's just burning wood pulp with ink, and neither have special properties. Not to mention shouldn't Christians automatically hate Muslims? It's not like your gods co-exist.

  • @texaschizophrenic you sir, are as dumb as they come

  • @ArtFart001 Your grammar precedes you.  Now, rather than being a complete know-nothing trying to insult me, why don't you form somekind of argument and then come see me. Idiotic twat.

  • @texaschizophrenic somekind? right, grammar on youtube means something. you dont have an argument to respond to, son. calling him retarded? saying he's a thief is simplistic. and saying christians and muslims should hate each other when they worship they same God (the God of Abraham) is just plain dumb. i know hearing the truth hurts, you little twat you :)

  • @ArtFart001 Thanks for pointing out a typing error that apparently 'means nothing' anyways, moron.

    And you can say they worship the same god, through some unfounded family chain, but yet they believe in completely different things? Doesn't make sense.

    Please, choke on my dick.

  • @texaschizophrenic wow, a lil testy are we? gettin all worked up. i laugh at fools like you who know nothing and think homophobia makes good insults. unfounded family chain? it's not a familial relationship son. completely different things? Muhammad quotes Jesus more than anyone else. nice try, you're just making your self looking dumber and dumber, proving my point better than i ever could. i know you're asking me for a blow job cuz you cant get one on your own. keep 'em coming, i need to laugh

  • @ArtFart001 It's always the same 'argument' with you same religious twats. I don't know what point you're trying to make, seeing as you're sputtering off information that you have no truth to. I don't really care what I say to someone over the internet, as your kind don't give decent debates. You said something about Abraham buddy, but you can't really prove that any of that shit happened.

    Blind religion doesn't bother me, because I already know it's for the mentally incompetent. Good day.

  • @texaschizophrenic yes! thank you, that was the funniest one yet. my point is simple: you're dumb. it doesnt matter if there was an actual person Abraham; it does matter if two religions build themselves on his myth. no truth to? christianity and islam are abrahamic faiths, truth. i know you're having trouble keeping up, no doubt b/c you're just an arrogant pot-head in college. i dont blame you for not knowing about the world, i just blame you for running as your mouth as if you do like a fool.

  • Snuck up behind him and took his Ko-ran! He said something about burning the Ko-ran! and I was like ‘Dude, you HAVE no Ko-ran!

    ...and ran off.

  • Jacob is a thief. Give back what you stole.

  • stylish rat tail

  • I'd punch that ugly rat tailed dirt bag in the face then curb stomp him. Who the hell cares about burning a damn book, and an absurdly stupid one at that.

  • @mkloppel

    lol dude you would do nothing and you know it. You are just talking a load of shit over youtube. Ignorent fuck xD

  • lol at this guy glasses

  • man this is sooo funny! the way he slowly turns his head around while talking and then finishes it with the "dude! you have no Quran!" , can't stop laughing bahahaha, autotune remix was killed it, watch it for a good laugh LOL, hollywood couldn't have made it any funnier. RESPECT!

  • I want this man to bear my manbabies

  • John Lennon in action! Give peace a chance eh?

  • @jokerman603 you are such an idiot first of all read up on the crusades, second of all, one thing the Prophet talked about numerous times is pacifism, but a few idiots misconstrued his teachings into meaning kill all infidels.

  • I laugh everytime is see this.

  • It's wrong to burn any book. Whether it be a work of fact like an encyclopedia or fiction like the Qu'ran. Burning books is barbaric.

  • Religion in general is oppressive. I see nothing heroic about stealing someone else's book attempting to make a political statement in order to make a political statement about how people should not be making political statements they don't like. I'm beginning to think the LEFT now ALONG with the right has lost its mind., bearing in mind the right lost its mind long ago.

  • haha subtitles: 'I was a kid you have the upper hand in hand'.

  • Dude, where's my Car'an?

  • fucking hippy thief 

  • Guys unfortunatly, we can't do stuff like burning holy books. Don't get me wrong, I would like to, but we just shouldn't. Its simply unamerican. We have a duty and an image to upkeep and at the end of the day it might be tough, but we can't let hatred get the better of us, becuse of we do, we loose what it means to be an american.

  • Dewd yew HAVE noo Korenn

  • 5 people have no koran

  • Ok, so it's alright for Muslims to kill Americans, burn the Bible, and burn our Flag, but we can't burn your book?

    Unbelievable.

  • @JokerMan603 The difference is that the muslims killing our soldiers, burnining bibles, and desecrating our flag aren't Americans. Americans are supposed to respect people's religions, regardless of whatever God, or lack thereof, that you believe in. Just because someone else is doing it doesn't mean we should, too.

  • @qix03 It's perfectly LEGAL to do it. And if they are killing American soldiers, I'll burn their book if I want to.

  • @JokerMan603 Just because it is legal does not mean it's smiled upon. The law is a funny thing - it's made by those in power, and only to suit themselves.

    Also, ever stop to think that burning the holy book of a people may actually make them WANT to kill us? Violence begets violence and whatnot, and to some of those middle eastern countries, they hold their God above all else. Burning their holy book is akin to spitting in the face of their God: They wouldn't take kindly to it.

  • @qix03 Ever stop to think that killing Americans would make us want to burn their book?

  • @JokerMan603 The Americans they kill are soldiers. They sign up to fight the enemy, or die trying. You speak as if this is a new concept.

    Further, the terrorists are Muslims, but the Muslims aren't terrorists. Think on it.

  • @qix03

    americans arent supposed to respect peoples religion or faith--or any other personal belief for that matter, were to tolerate it. its the principle behind being an american. that we might not like the shit you do or say, but we live with it.

    respect != tolerance.

  • @JewsInUranus The point, however, still stands. Burning someone's holy book is the ultimate form of religious intolerance.

  • @qix03

    or the ultimate form of protest.

    look, im not supposed to like your religion. and its my right to piss on your beliefs as much as you have to piss on mine. the whole "intolerant, unamerican" bs are just red herrings and strawmans.

    it doesnt matter if it upsets you. you have the option to debate me on the issue, but you cant prevent it on any grounds, such as you being hurt on the inside. drawing muhammad and burning qurans are accepted forms of expression in the us. accept it.

  • @JewsInUranus No doubt it is a protected right of the peoples but I feel rather dispondant that you term it acceptable. Since when is it acceptable to piss on anothers beliefs for the sake of pissing on them and causing tension? No one should deny anyone the right to burn a holy book or whatever but it would be a sad state of affairs if people promote such divisive nonsense.

  • @godoftoast1989

    because here in america we understand that others have extreme views. do we enjoy that there are outrageous groups? certainly not. but it is protected under our laws. the moment we become sensitive of others will be the time our abilities to express ourselves erode. the us isnt pakistan where people are arrested for speaking against islam, and neither is it austria where youre jailed for denying the holocaust.

    on the same token, i find hate crimes to be senseless bullshit.

  • @godoftoast1989 I'm not sure if I'd be pissed off at a group of people protesting the Republican party. Dawkins made an excellent point in the God Delusion that religious beliefs are given more weight than OTHER kinds of beliefs because we are trained to since birth to view such beliefs as "sacred" and unquestionable and that to criticize beliefs amounts to criticizing individuals who believe. It's acceptable because Islam like any other religion is not above criticism

  • @JewsInUranus I'm atheist, actually. As far as I'm concerned, religion of any sort is just trouble. However, I don't believe we should be discriminating against people simply because they believe differently than us. Protest all you want, but burning the holy book of a nation who lives and breathes for their god might as well be murder to them.

  • @qix03 but that's the point! It's NOT murder! It IS "speech" or free expression rather. That's the exact reason WHY its not wrong to burn the quran or the bible or people magazine or sports illustrated etc. NO country should enforce a national religious belief system on its subjects. THAT''s the difference between democracy and theocracy.. That's why personal feelings take a back seat no matter WHO is doing the burning

  • @JeniusRob Well, then, we can agree on something, I suppose. It is true that religion causing nothing but problems. I'm just too caught up in how far America has fallen from it's original values. Was nice debating with you, and frankly, you've won. Kudos. :3

  • @qix03 I think the problem is the media treats people like idiots. We are not treated to discussion about what free speech is. We are presented stories like this because they are sensational. They are funny or interesting as if anyone who sees the news will laugh and say ":that dude totally stole that guy's book!" or "Those Islamists are evil and we should burn their book!" The crux of the importance of free speech is immaterial to pointless bickering among different groups of people.

  • @JewsInUranus And as we all know, murder begets vengeance. And that vengeance will come in the form of murder. And thus the cycle will continue. I simply think that we, being the "tolerant" country, should be the ones to put a stop to the cycle when no one else will. I'm not saying you need to like it, I'm saying you should realize that Islam isn't killing people. Dumb fucks are.

  • @qix03 Have you never heard of 9/11? They aren't JUST killing soldiers, they're killing innocent civillians. And you're saying muslims are killing people, but they aren't? That's like saying I have cheesecake, but I don't have cheesecake.

    Completely oblivious, it's sad.

  • @JokerMan603 9/11 was done in 2001. Calling for violence against Muslims now, and blaming it on 9/11 seems kind've stupid. When have the terrorists killed American civilians since then? I've heard nothing of it. Terrorists are killing people, and they happen to be Muslim. However, this does not make Islam a religion of murderers. That's like saying that all Christians are genocidal psychopaths because Hitler was a Christian. The actions of the few do not make the will of the many.

  • @qix03 guess we should let sleeping dogs lie?? Your Hitler point might be valid IF and only if Hitler killed in the name of Christianity.  And luckily in this country those that do kill in the name of Christianity are rare. If we were attacked by right wing Christians on 911 because we were not following Jesus or cut people's heads off because people were not following the Pope, I'd suspect a good many atheists and agnostics would resort to burning Bible's in defiance. I certainly would

  • @JokerMan603 The obvious problem is not ALL Muslims are killing people and not ALL Muslims support what happened on 911. BUT I think the problem comes to insufficient labeling. If I am from a Jewish background for example and consider myself ethnically Jewish I may or may not follow "kosher laws" Some consider me not really Jewish then because I don't believe in those laws or even in God. But my ethnic background is still Jewish. There is a semantic problem of WHO is "Really Muslim"

  • @JeniusRob But when have you heard of a Christian going out and creating acts of Terrorism? That's because it DOESN'T happen. Christianity is a peacefull religion at heart, they don't go out and kill people. But Islam, on the other hand, has extremists that go out and kill other people who aren't Islamic, which shows that they are a religion based on violence.

  • @JokerMan603 heard of the crusades?

  • @ericplayzbass2

    the crusades was a reactionary movement to...guess!?!

    either way, societies move on, people change, ideas change, ideologies change...that is, unless youre a muslim. then you can be as backwards as you can be and use historical medieval acts of terrors as an excuse. cause if the other guys did it over 600 years ago, then we sure as hell can today!

  • @JewsInUranus fuck you go away and get fucked in your ass and worship money or somethin and leave us alone

  • @JewsInUranus you can get aaaaall the money you can steal every country you can get all the oil and the fertile ground but leave us and leave Meccah alone

  • @MCnejjj23

    you are one of the most absurd users ive encountered here.

  • @JewsInUranus shut up isra heil. I know all your secrets nigga hitler didn't killed you just helped you and alll the dumb ass pigs believe there really was an holocaust

  • @MCnejjj23

    absurd++;

  • @JokerMan603 People could become Christian extremists in the same way. They could (as they have in the past) The Spanish Inquisition, Crusades, Witch burnings etc. They also still advocate for the persecution of homosexuals as does Judaism and Islam. The difference is that they over there still have a medieval-premodernist mentality. The rejection of science and logic is what allows for such beliefs to flourish this day in age.

  • @JeniusRob "Could be", being the choice words you used, insinuating that Christians aren't extremists. "Advocating" is not the same as "Murdering". Public statements are perfectly acceptable in a civilized society. Murdering is not.

  • @JokerMan603 Well there are SOME Christian extremists who have bombed abortion clinics or whom might resort to terrorism The crucial difference is of policies between nations. WE have a secular government. They don't. There probably ARE some Christian extremists whom IF they did have power would resort to similar tactics. That they do not have power does not mean that Christianity is "inherently" good as HAS been the case before America became a secular nation which tolerates diversity.

  • @JokerMan603 When speaking of Christianity in modern day society it is true that most Christians are very moderate. However, only a few hundred years ago they were a group far more brutal than Islam is today. When you look at the constant Crusades, Inquisitions, suppression of scientific theories, and murder of millions of Natives simply because they refused to accept Christianity it because clear that Christianity is a horrible tyrannical religion.

  • @qix03 but this reminds me of the guns don't kill people defense. Guns don't kill people people, people kill people. People kill people with a motive and though right wing lunatics will point to how they have the wrong religion, you'd be surprised how fundamentalists will often support OTHER fundamentalism lest they have to look at their own and give up their own fundamentalist religious beliefs

  • @qix03

    "you" can be plural. whether youre atheist, muslim, hare krishna...it has no bearing. now, i dont see burning qurans as discriminatory. would burning the constitution be discriminatory to the supreme court or tea baggers?

    the quran is a book. theres nothing sacred in an item thats mass produced, and to equate bookburning with murder is absurd and devoid of reason. murder is murder. muhammad destroyed all the idols inside the kabah, yet is praised.

    i say we burn all the qurans, why not?

  • This man is a hero.