Gonzo Blames "Tough Economy" For Struggle To Find Job

[anynickwilldofine]

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[prakaklef]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!  :D

[fergiebear]

Try a temp service!!! I will start my new job tues making 12 bucks an hour!!! Oh can't do that at your level!! Right you are use to making 6 figures well so was I good luck Mr Gonzo....... Almost forgot there is welfare too... But 1st will have zero out your bank account!!! Workfare is pretty good here in NYC they make you clean parks!!!!! Too much education for that me too!! LOL thanks TPM, that put a smile on my face!!!!

[toniu1234]

Gonzo,Bonzo he is a clown no clue his opinion on torture is so clear an oaf a servant to the Bush administration an ass kisser!next Federal Prison Law Library Maybe he learns something

[JerezJulio]

he can be a public defendant.

[wntoply6]

gonzo, your legal team has no infulence in trying to wrap up these investigations as soon as possible (unless you make a plea bargain that is). they have no say in the matter. it's the full weight of the us government that will decide when the criminal investigation of you is completed.

but gonzo, you might not like the results...you might be made an example of the lawless bush administration and be thrown in federal prison, perhaps not in texASS either. hopefully it will be in alask-ah!

[MyTotalRemedy]

@wntoply6

Why Alaska?

They're a pretty conservative state, like Texas is.

[Chick6517]

well if i must say that was AMAZING haha the details were just fantastic haha honstly i liked it it was great ... you cuaght my attention right at the beginning

[NewChristianSoldiers]

Fuck Government!

These crooked and corrupt politicians who don't pay taxes protect these criminal Wall Street bankers when they should all be arrested but instead they force us to bankrupt our childrens future by borrowing about a Trillion Dollars to bail THEM out while families lose their homes and jobs and then Obama tries to pass this stimulus bill that wastes even more money on Pelosi's social programs but won't create many new jobs! Well, Fuck Democrates and Republicans! Fuck Obama!99

[soundping]

I'm sure there's a farmer that would hire Gonzales.

[patsagainstrats]

Gonzo should write a book exposing the treasonous Democrats and Dept. of Justice. I'd pay full price for that multi-volume read.

[wntoply6]

yeah, you're just that stupid that you would pay full price for a book that couldn't be given away for all it's lies and distortions, now wouldn't you pastagainstrats.

you brainless twit, you set yourself up for that one.

[prakaklef]

That's not very nice.

True But not very nice.

[MyTotalRemedy]

@patsagainstrats

Eric Holder is a horrible Attorney General.

[workingclasssociety]

brrap brrap brraap

[oppesdaman]

Maybe he can lead the church choir at the federal prison that he'll be living in after he's convicted of war crimes? That's a meaningful job. Oh, he'll have to make sure the floors a waxed and cleaned too.

[asphyxiafeeling]

PLEASE shut the fuck up. or just have one fuckobama. when you ruin a window a webpage by spamming that shit, nobody is listening to you or your message, their just thinking "wow, i wish this asshole wouldn't do that".

[feedbacksol]

I cant see how these people even have souls.. Gonzo said it was okay for tortureres to smash a child's testicales in front of their parents.

[Alazarano]

Gonzo a neocon nazi!

Plentry of work in that area.

Just like muslim lined up to die.

[Richardgwm]

He can't get a job because he is an incompetent crony.

[burntonion05]

As soon as the Rove neocons throw you under the bus, the only job you will be doing is tossing salads. So you better start asking yourself if you like yours with honey or jelly.

[barada01]

Here is an idea, how about you go to Iran and head up their nuclear weapons program...if you can replicate what you did for the justice department by turning the place into a backwards and completely ineffective institution with your sheer incompetence then yes, then you may actually be doing the community some good.

[thereallurker]

You can pump gas for my car anytime, Gonzo.

[Mychaels]

And clean the windshield. Do not trust him under the hood though.

[rainlion]

These clowns are so utterly incapable of accepting and embracing reality - let alone culpability it's scary. "Tough economy" my ass

[lighthammar]

I'm sure the World Bank, AIPEC, OPEC will embrace him with open arms.

[sethcat99]

he was elected yesterday.

[0udeis]

The word of the day is "schadenfreude".

[andbruno]

It's not the economy, Gonzo. You showed millions of Americans how much you failed. You demonstrated your failure ability, which is grand.

We know you rule at failing. You really shouldn't be surprised people wouldn't want to hire a massive failure.

[bernlin2000]

God...never thought I'd hear from him again. Please go away Gonzalez, nobody gives a shit if you're unemployed

[achampag]

bye bye dood

[voyeurdug]

FBI in Cleveland could use a hand... they've been OVER six months investigating county Democrats (I'm sure that's just coincidental), and haven't come up with either an indictment OR an, "oops, my bad..." report.

Hard to get good help these days. And, my hedges could use a good trimming, too.

[Ed76638]

Am I the only one finding it hard to feel sorry for this bastard?

[Somai82]

who is he again? i don't recall

[lamouchemorte]

Too bad he's brown. Otherwise he would have a job. Maybe he could be pool boy at the Forest Lake Country Club. Poor Toady.

[smcmillan88]

He blamed it on the investigations...

[allensbriarpatch]

Perhaps a nice job at Fox News with the other shysters.

[wayne388]

Of course nobody's going to hire him. He will probably authorize waterboarding of the company employees. (Just an exaggeration, people, don't take my comment too seriously.) Seriously, though, I don't trust him.

[jqjacobs]

He blamed more than the economy, saying "... when you have ongoing investigations."

Not to mention the upcoming investigations!

[wiskawind]

The only thing you can contribute to our society, is to pay for your WAR CRIMES by being hung next to BUSH!

[laserstun]

@wiskawind - You know it's a federal crime to threaten the life of a current and former president...

[kidstalkpolitics]

Shocked he's having trouble finding work.

[mpost81]

Hopefully his contributions come at the end of a rope.

[RedPandaBoy]

i am so amaze.. he recall something. He can remember something!

[strylowskia90]

Well maybe he can't remember that he was a lying sack of s*** and that's why he's amazed that he can't find a job.