Beer.

[lvanhorn2]

your tummy looks comfy :)

[qwiksquirrel]

Beer. The cause of and solution to, all of life's problems

[BlueRise85]

pfft bricks, bricks are for noobs, i have cinderblocks!

[LaughAtTheAge]

MUST HAVE BRICK, BRICK, BRIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKK !

[fortheconstant]

Chillax. S'all Good.

[Vladimio]

147% no side-effects... reminds me of russians

[MrOmgitscheese]

@Vladimio atleast vodka is healthy

[MikaValentino]

eeeiii!!1 that guy with the glasses!!!

[videocritic2463]

God bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer.

[XDarkMoleX]

I only clicked this video for one reason.

[alluuu89]

lol

[TheEnglishAtheist1]

This was so awesome I called the number.

[ahhhhjjjj]

@A1pha2R3d if we have free will how can it be "given"?

[ThomasDemko]

Thanks to burr.

[DrEthanAsia1]

@ThomasDemko It's an endless montarge of win

[PutrydByle]

is that a real phone number?

[TheEnglishAtheist1]

@PutrydByle So many people reply to things with file names, So how about this. Marilyn Manson WOW.mp3 This feels stupid, Hmmm That is probably because it is. Anyway, You are a fucking idiot, There are weird fucked up things in there. Do you really think $ @ £ is in a phone number? Look at all the numbers, There are way too many.

[TheArcadianFlame]

@A1pha2R3d that's basically what I just said

[1567891011]

i wana see that chick's boob and have a beer!!!

[Goodyearmonkey]

need brick...

[TheArcadianFlame]

@pronkssodur not saying it should be, but wouldn't be terrible if it was. they're a lot of people out there with a lot of great ideas on how to solve the world's problems that will actually work, but no-one ever listens.

[TheArcadianFlame]

@pronkssodur I agree but doesn't make it a bad thing

[BigFatHeretic]

Yeah! BEER!!! I'll drink to that!

[TheArcadianFlame]

@pronkssodur no i'm not saying that. I even said I don't have a problem with a world without God. it's just like when someone says I wish I was superman. Doesn't mean they hate themselves. Just means it would be cool if they were superman. saying that a world with a good god would make everyone lazy is probably right. but doesn't make it bad thing.

[TheArcadianFlame]

@pronkssodur I really don't get what you're saying

[TheArcadianFlame]

@pronkssodur I want there to a big guy who loves everybody and makes everything better

[TheArcadianFlame]

@pronkssodur that's exactly what i'm saying, I'm just saying that if the all loving god that everyone talks about existed it would be be a better place the original concept of God. not the god that Christianity perceives to be real. a good that allows suffering and pain to happen because it's all part of his pan. I'm an atheist and I've got no problem with a godless world an I've learned to accept and embrace it. I never said I wished evil and suffering was part of his plan. you just misread.

[TheArcadianFlame]

@pronkssodur I wish there was a god that created peace and truly god cared about us and brings good will to all like many religions promise an d claim that all suffering in the world is part of his plan. the god described in texts would be useful, but the one people talk about today wouldn't. There isn't a god. But the world would be a better place if the god described in religious books actually was real.

[Zephyesa]

Amazing Athiest you are at the gates of hell, that anger in you is the heat of Satans fire on your face, follow Jesus instead and you will cool off quickly and feel much better about everything and peaceful inside, I like to read the Bible on the beach and I feel great, and I also know that all the other people on the beach have come there, for me to read my Bible to them.

[TheArcadianFlame]

@Zephyesa but the peace and "coolness" you gain is from fake facts

[Zephyesa]

@TheArcadianFlame it cant be fake if its good.

[TheArcadianFlame]

@Zephyesa just beceause something you feel good doesn't mean it's real. Kids feel great when you tell them santa claus is coming

[Zephyesa]

@TheArcadianFlame Give up dude, it sounds more like u are trying to convince yourself that God doesnt exist, u wont get far trying to agree with you, because I have experienced alot in life.

[TheArcadianFlame]

@Zephyesa trust me so have I, I just haven't seen any logical evidence that even suggests that God exists

[Zephyesa]

@TheArcadianFlame maybe this will change your mind - type in.. O Holy Night - Incredible Child

[TheArcadianFlame]

@Zephyesa friend of mine already already showed me this I'm unimpressed, dude it's not like I don't want there to be a God. I genuinely wish God existed but the thing is he doesn't. he's just a creation based on centuries of confusion and lack of fulfillment and intellect.

[Zephyesa]

@TheArcadianFlame lol ur unimpressed? wow I guess some people are very hard to please these days, people arent as close to nature now generally, and if you are close to nature you are closer to God.

[TheArcadianFlame]

@Zephyesa being close to nature has nothing at all to do with being close to god. nothing what so ever

[Zephyesa]

@TheArcadianFlame Nature and God are the same thing.

[zimshowfan]

Buhr! It's an endless mortarge of wit!

[intensitypenguin]

I MUST HAVE BRICK

[nintwiggy6491]

Drinking and driving isnt the least bit difficult.

As long as you can still walk, you can still drive.

Unless of course you just recently started drinking for the first time then it might be different but my myself can drive pretty wasted : )

[kylewizerd121]

beer beer the magical fruit the more u drink the more u puke

[D3admaus]

You Americans and your beer and your shots.I could drink 10 beers and be stone cold sober.

[LuxConcordiae]

@D3admaus WOW THATS AN "AMAZING" TALENT. WELL DONE.

[chaclapa]

2:03 thanks t burrrr

[Hirnlego999]

Top-5 reasons beer is better than god:

5) They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

4) When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

3) You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

2) You can prove you have a Beer.

1) If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

[TheSmashDoctor]

lol how have i never seen this one XD

[AVERAGEREVOLUTIONARY]

yes

[FlareShift]

press 1 for a n eyeball fan. press 2 for "um..."

 press 3 to do anything press 4 to GTFO press 5 for a wife press 6 for the montarge for win press 7 for E for such a product press 8 for scream, free, and random symbols. press 9 for BEER

[battleangelmontoya]

this video brings so much joy to me

I can't even get trough the first 25 seconds without smiling

[ItsTheChief117]

I prefer Cannabis

[Ragmora]

0:00 - 0:11 Well I wasn't before but I am now. Thanks alot asshole.

[CallumJStewart]

@Ragmora

Have some beer.

[Redrio]

There should be one for whiskey.

[leeknivek]

the 'uncut' version is exactly the same ....

[DrCowboyFace]

Vash the Stampede supports BRICK!!!!!!!!!!!

[TeHCoLoNeLSaiGoN]

who is the guy that says "does it have any adverse side effects?"

[AstraVex]

I love BUR too

[cobolt13]

So that's why Australians are so happy and nice.

[PenisCupcake]

@cobolt13 I think you mean irish

[LegoSheepDeathBot]

@cobolt13 drunk Australians are the same anywhere else.

[malcolm9001]

BBBEEERR!!!!!!

[lycan156]

i heard that *hips that if *hips you drink *hips too much beer.. *hips.. you start hiccough*hic-ing

[DecoyPencil]

Brick n' beer. Sounds better than Jack n' Coke! Yes bartender; I'll take a brick n' beer please.

[MrSatanMan616]

Fakesagan is a horrible actor.

[CallumJStewart]

Scotty is such a dweeb. I love him.

[MrLuke4me]

NEED.. BRICK..

[zubestr]

0:00 - 0:26 yea lol

[pumarunner88]

How the hell does this not have at least 500,000 views?

[macan285]

Thanks to Buur!

[abester22]

isnt that other at liek 1:45 tj's brother?

[SpawnRevenge92]

Lol, Bricks again XD

[johninman7]

@ 0:32 ...........i have that shirt X(

[FredR023]

I'd like to have a burr with Fakesagan.

[ThePhyrophobia]

@DJRamon916 HELL NO!

[CannibalCobra32]

LOL

[shawn3975]

0:00 to 0:27 Nail was hit on head and went in straight. Bullseye.

[ThePhyrophobia]

@shawn3975 Well you should try the magical elixir known as BEER!

[Bonnogreen]

Must have brick!

[xTroop18546x]

the adverse side effects guy is a killer. LMAO

[miketonon]

drinking in the car? Just remember to keep the trophies (beer bottles) down.

*lets see, i'd like to thank my family, my friends, ... I really don't know what else to say... god bless you all!

[TheSickness14]

Will there be a; "Behind the Scenes" of Beer?

[MichaelBlue1990]

the number part whaz pure gold!!!=)):))

[kumili727]

i love weed! it fixes everything!

[xaq141175]

Beer ... it's got ELECTROLYTES!

[dumbtrooper]

ho yeah beer is the awnser

[MrCitizen28]

Cheers!

[FrostscarWarriorsFan]

Must have the brick

[couchpatatoe51]

I'd like to see a video about weed like this one.

[JETZcorp]

I want a brick now...

[Pygmahia5]

mary jane is better!!!!

[EvilCapitalist1]

@Pygmahia5 

[Yellothar4]

I love endless montarges of win.

[LCSL]

This guy is using an wal-mart cap with the us flag..

i have one too

xD

[RodrMattA]

The Brick thing is awesome :D

[donhoe01]

i called that number because I got drunk and they wanted my order, they said pick up or delivery, WTF dude.

[MrSafetymeeting]

You dropped your beer!

[ChoseDeath]

FAKESAGAN FUCKING OWNS! Nice to see ya again chief.

[The1985Falcon]

Beer sucks Whiske rocks

[RuggedBaphomet]

2:12 looks like fakeseagan

[Hreinn91]

WTF is this. Beer doesnt get you drunk. 20 Beer gets you drunk!

[naveslaikss]

@Hreinn91 but they say it like you never drinked alchachol or smthing so if a person who never had achachol drink it would get wastef from 1 beer i guess and stuff

[MrApophis]

BRR 2:00

[6dro6tokkr6]

"are you tired of your woefully inadequate existence racked with a deep isolation marked by an increasing awareness of your own horrifying irrelevance?" "why, yes i am!" "do you lie awake at night staring at the ceiling contemplating your own death until you're seized by the chilling realization that the end of your existance is not only inevitable and unpredictable but inconsequential?" "why, yes i do. this motherfucker knows me personally"

[Psycheout]

I miss Fakesagan....

[endracismguy]

to good funny this guy is good

[jasonthunderpants]

do americans make nice beer? your lagers(bud,coors etc)are crap

[nastichestikoff]

bud isnt american. it is czech. the yanks have pinched it. the yankee stuff is far inferior to the original

[Googunhine]

0:11 is too awesome.

[lifemetall]

wow, fat stomach

[reneistheman]

Here's to beer, the cause and solution to life's problems!!

[TehNaaruPwnzor]

This video got me into TheAmazingAtheist lmfao :D

[dormirenonpotest]

hell yeah it is. but you can enjoy beer almost anywhere. unlike the happy leaf.

[guardcorp]

Well no...its illegal to drink in public.

[guardcorp]

well outside anyway

[crackjitsu]

marijuanas better imho

[joetylerdale]

BOTN...Beer out the nose funny!

[MrLePov]

He could replace Billy Mays! :D

plus i love the council for stuff that is safe :)

[wreynolds1995]

Empty bottle at the start lol.

[matt100150]

beer sucks smoke pot have ever seen some fight on pot? + u cant kill any one and no ever died on pot

[im0rtel]

thanks beer!

[nastichestikoff]

do americans make nice beer? i havent come across any yet

[darkmoonNIGHTS]

WiN!

[WKaliberr]

I hate beer

[kobil316SH]

fail

[mitchnesbitt]

YEA FAKESAGAN!!!!

[Guoguodi]

CHILLAX

[happybirthdaydumbass]

Is Fakesagan back on youtube?

[MiyukiAkatsuki]

lmao that was EPIC.

i want a brick D:

xD *favs* you never cease to amaze me...thus your youtube name,lawl. :I

[tind33p]

BRIIIICK!!!

Love it.

[MangaFanGuy]

Beer - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.

[ghostmouthzach56]

Is this ripping off family guy? Yes.

[TheBlackenedWHITE]

how?

[MatthewTheInfidel]

This is fucking great

[RottingintheMidwest]

quote fail!

[nastichestikoff]

never had a nice american beer yet

[SomeDudeThatRants]

2:17

Bets Ending Ever.

[DkTankCudds]

Agreed.

[PageofLegend]

Man, my life used to be so vapid, until I discovered beer! denounced my confining religion, put my kids up for adoption, and divorced my shrill, naggy wife.  I love you, beer!

[bbBassYo]

Hahah oh man its the fucking fakesagan :D:D

[snot5o]

NICE hahah

[MEoANDoCLANK]

So take a swig and do a jig!

[Rozonkomo]

I totally want "BRICK, YOU MUST HAVE BRICK!" as a text message noise.

[rustedromeo]

OMG , i must get my hands on this thing

[Benth3rdoneth4t]

BEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!

[thespeakerofrandom]

This is blasphemy!!!

This is MADNESS!!!

No....THIS. IS. SPAA-

BRIIIIIIIICK!!!!!

[brankorogina]

doo drags no alkohol

[XmarkedTeddyBear]

Kind of a rip-off of Jon Lajoie's ''Breathing'' video.

[MaReBSC]

Fat waaay 2 stupid pig.

[Troublesome92]

0.13 fat gay

[Dalsir1]

Ough, I just remembered that I have a pair of cans in the fridge, damn, I going to get some. ^_^

[Dalsir1]

Fuck!!! You`re great man! I watched your video and wanted to sing:

Beer is liquid bread it`s good for you

We like to drink till we spew, ew

Who cares if we get fat

I'll drink to that !!

Keep going this way.

[TimLivelyUnearthed]

You need to some kick ass weed brother. Alcohol is for idiots. I dont mean to spam all your videos but you are a passionate dumbass and I like that about you.

[Dalsir1]

So, you don`t drink, you don`t smoke and you go to church, right?

[TimLivelyUnearthed]

Sorry I dont fit your stereotype of what a Christain is but I am a true believer. I dont go to church because its full of mindless sheeple who cant think for themselves. Did you think all Christains were that way? If so, doesnt that make you as big a fool as they are? I try not to judge the path by the people walking on it. Jesus is peace, love and understanding. Not a building. And no I dont smoke cigarettes. I respect everyones beliefs as long as they dont preach hate.  Can you respect mine?

[RottingintheMidwest]

I bet True Christians® don't accept you as a True Christian®.

[hoboboxerjoe]

Pfft, coming from someone who recommends delicious herbs, you are being a buzzkill.

[lishab71]

I prefer burbon.

[adlinc]

Christ, that was the longest 3:31 minutes of my life.

[darkangelsatoshi]

yea your ignorance is really showing lol your really stupid :D ignorant bastard

[maulcs]

what the hell is wrong with fakesagan's fingers

[theamazingtroll1]

Retard.

[PiratGeneralen]

YES

[NawtAth3ist]

ECSTASY IS WAAAYYYYYYYYYY  BETTER LOL

[thereal87]

cheap beer isn't worth the time. at least drink good shit.

[commercialx]

sagan

[crackmunch]

beer and weed = good time all the time

[darklight1543]

XD...thats fucking hilarious.

[kimballcottamdotcom]

Oh my gosh. This video is fucking hilarious.

[TheWebMasterKid]

funny name

[TheWebMasterKid]

???

[Miamirules99]

Up close He is really not that Fat

[WestSideAK47]

fat Hairy ass

[24Rorschach]

You hatin on fat people ?

[GandalfPorn]

"I used to...my nerves man...I couldn't drives the cars, the automobiles cause I was so nervous I'd be so tense..and..umm (insert strange laughter.)"

I love this! I've been following Trailer Failure for a while (which is awesome although the last two videos won't stream for me :(..)

You have a new fan!

[Funkdefence]

No.

[Crugirl4christ]

i think my IQ just went down

[SKELETONinYOURclosit]

WOW and i didnt think such a mirical liquid could exhist.

What is it like jesus's piss or something?

And Brick... now that shit looks awesome.

fuck beer

I gotta get me some of that brick.