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  • Clarkson, Hammond and May deserve all the money in the world!

  • wtf it is burning just one tyre.. no LSD? thats a shame

  • "Surprise and delight" is a Ford idea.

  • I think that this is a good programme and a good review.

  • fucking ozi... never heard of the XJS that was the purr & roar of jaguar & still considered as still being.

  • The fuck is a "Jag-ua"

  • @frascht94 typical yank.

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  • This review tells me nothing, no horse power rating, how many cylinders, ect! It did tell me that the A/C vents open and close when you start the car WTF.

  • LOL in the old days, it's a surprise and delight if it ( the car) started

  • where are james jeremy and richard? who da fuckis this ?? bring em back!!!

  • @bubuteishvili This is the Australian version of TG, no worries mate, Captain Slow, Jeremy and Richard are still around!

  • Gangsters drive 300C's or Escalades, everyone knows that.

  • WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ?

  • Obviously this guy hasnt look in the mirror, as i see a bigger knob.

  • Top Gear UK is the best. Austrailian one not too bad I guess but the American is rubbish.

  • No wonder why the show got cancelled...I mean, look at it! It sucksss.

  • thank fuck the australian top gear got axed...

  • @VanillaCokeZero7 since the UK, AUS and USA version of top gear are practically the same i don't get what makes the UK version better

  • @s1e5b9 The UK Top Gear makes better jokes

  • WOW THEY HAVE STOLEN THE BRITISH STUDIO ASWELL

  • One of the most beautiful cars I have Ever Brought

  • this guy cant drive? hes just smoking his nearside tyre..

  • Top gear australia? What a joke.

  • This man's style of shirt is not available for purchase in native Brvusnia.

  • you cocksuckers must eat Jeremy's whole dick. IT IS A TOP GEAR SHOW AND IT GIVES ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED. SO WHY DONT YOU JUST STFU AND WATCH

  • WTF where is jeremy? And Top Gear Australia is NOT Top Gear. Same way Top Gear USA is not Top Gear. And I'm an american...

  • At first when i realized this was american top gear i thought "awww its american top gear, but i'll give it a try

    Then he said Jagwar and i thought "fuck this!"

  • im in love with that car!!!!!!!

  • not as good as the uk version , but much better then the us version

  • the 2008-present Jaguar XF is assembled in

    Birmingham, United Kingdom

  • -.-

  • Thats a great car take a look at ours

  • this guy sucks at driving

  • what a cunt for slagging off the gear change dial

  • Lol if you wanna see a airplane cockpit in a car, check out the Porsche Cayenne

  • Can everyone shut up about it being an Australian Top Gear ! For the love of god ! the car is still awesome !

  • rubbish

    

  • the british top gear is the best

  • Did u guys see the audience. They had some weird happy face on.

    And btw. i felt nothing from this version. No souls in Australia? :-)

  • Who the fuck is this guy? Australian Top Gear...not quite the same as UK Top Gear.

  • watch?v=eYTMukx1Ne8

    check my jaguar xf full tour

  • fuck this top gear !

  • I Will Buy This Beast One Day (:

  • you should mention that this is australian top gear

  • dull characthers compared to the orignal british version

  • Listen to Jeremy's words, accept it. If Jaguar can make a car LIKE THIS, that quickly. BMW is destroyed in the next 10 years.

  • I don't think it's pronounced Jegyoueh..

  • Last time I saw a nob like that was when I looked in the mirror this morning you mean.

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  • Aussie wankers.. You fuckers could only dream of building a jag!!

  • leave it to aussi's to worry about price depreciation... never even heard that word on the brit one.

  • Please put "Top Gear Australia" in the title.

  • Bloody good acceleration, lol, only australians, good give such an accurate description of speed

  • very similar to a volvo s80. They got the exact same mirrors, and many other things.. the hood is very similar to a s80 model, but im not sure if it has the same chassis.

  • @Tomek016PL I agree on the mirrors too. Majority of the exterior and interior I would have to strongly disagree.

    Shame that Ford sold Jaguar to an Indian company. Not saying that's a bad thing. Their new owners worked with Benz back in the day.

  • @AudiCorsa Tata don't build any part of this car.

  • @LukeNAESA10 There was never an implication of me saying they build them. Read it again.

  • Thar be only one real Top Gear.

  • lol my dad has this car but he likes BMWs more

  • They Have Breaks Lol BBC doesn't.

  • This is so boring... top gear wanna be

  • Australian Top Gear. The accent is killing me.

  • I dont know, but do you think this car resembles and looks a bit like a Volvo?

  • @jmato1994 You ARE RIGHT,Sir:)Glad someone else spotted it.I just had a 2001 Volvo S60 and somehow it reminds me of it,though is more round and so on...I definately want this car,cause it is so good,Ive watched many reviews.Take care

  • charlie cox is a wanker, so glad they got rid of him

  • top gear australia??

  • car is awesome, nice to see a good jaguar pairing with the XF and new XJ.

    BUT... wtf is this crazy ozzy programme?! where's Jezza? It's just a poor imitation of an iconic programme. It's not "all we know is, he's the stig", it's "all we know is, he's CALLED the stig". ffs sake get it right, it's not hard. :p

  • Desperately poor, mediocre car. Obviously they're trying to peddle this as some kind of a luxury car wannabe. Oh dear oh dear...

    Even if they paid me to ride in it I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole. If I were a German carmaker I'd put my leg up and just have a good laugh at this POS.

  • @Pulsarbeam: Cant afford it? Then shut up and troll away... Im from Germany, I own this car and had BMW's, a Benz and Audi's before. The Jaguar XF is by far the best and classy. So go get yourself a job and fuck off of youtube...

  • @itsruw AHMEN THAT TO THE CAR GOD... im surprised that your german & own a Jag due to the Jaguar V's porshe battle in 1988 Le Mans, half surprised cause i have heard a lot from over there cause we had a german esso/exon worker stay with us he was more of a bike man tho, many story's.

  • This Version of Top Gear SUCKS!! LOL, Fake Top Gear. FTG! FTG! FTG!

  • I live in AUS, and i find the Aussie version sucks dick.

  • The Aussie version of Top gear should be called 'Bender Gear'

  • They tried to copy British version of TopGear

  • Definitely a Lexus GS copy

  • this top gear actually isnt all that bad

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  • i heard it is not very reliable: too much servicing!

  • @stfnbanas You heard that off a BMW Salesman.

  • I for one like the fact that aussies have got top gear down there.

  • aaaaahahahahahahahaahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahah­ahahhahahahahahahhaha top gear sucks

  • TATA \m/

    

  • Wow Australian plates look awesome. Better than the shit ones in England.

  • Ive drien loads of jags at work and the XKR wins hands down every time. The XF needs a pipe and slippers in comparison.

  • The new 2011 Jaguar XF win's this years award for Highest innovative technology ever introduced in an automobile. Worlds First electronic shift knob that pops up with a push of a button. Worlds First electronic opening/closing vents. Automobile First push button glove compartment with blue LED luminescent lighting. Bower and Wilkins 8 speaker surround sound system sounds superb!! Push Button Start with Touch Screen Navigation.

  • NO, no american nor australian top gear man. Only the elegant British accent suits the name of the best automobile show in the world.

  • @ccsantony lmao elegant accent ?,,,you carn't be serious ?,listen to Vickies (fifth gear) accent and tell me that accent dosn't want to make you rip the side of your face off .

  • @warmbeer05 Ya I agree Vicky's accent is annoying. Actually, I have made a comment on a fifth gear video that "Why from the same Britain, the three gentlemen of top gear sound so elegant while the people in fifth gear sound like they come from the village?" It's the people who speak it make the accent elegant, not the accent itself. American version should be fine, but I would rather the show be European.

  • @ccsantony yes ,,i could not have put it better myself ,,the original top gear is the best and everyone knows the best cars in the world are european produced. :-)

  • I want to see the better top gear, the american top gear

  • It's really weird...

  • gear *

  • top gare austrailia is like a cheep chines copy of the original Brit version

  • Top gear austrailia sucks !!!!!

  • Fucking Australian Top Gear

  • Imposters.............

  • idiot driver dunno how to drive the car

  • is top gear still aired on BBC world????

  • thought it was a toyota then i saw someone put the jaguar logo on it

  • who is that guy?

  • god blame the queen

  • the bad thing is that they only say the positive things about the car

  • Guys can you shut up about it not being Top Gear? YES it IS Top Gear albeit the AUSTRALIAN ONE.

  • If everyone knows the series they know that both the UK and Australia have the show. This is a AUS release.

  • The cat/jaguar puns are horrible

  • This is not Top Gear!!!!!!

  • MADE BY INDIA :)

  • Hate when they write "Top Gear" in the title, but do not add US or Australia afterwards. I get that they do since they want more viewers. But they just end up getting the views pissed and collection angry messages...

  • I think that we should get Oz TopGear on BBC3. Nice to see the presenters taking a back seat to the cars!

  • i hate it......the old s type is sexy

  • haaa u can see how much everyone loves the british version of topgear but hates the australian version

  • eeeeh wtf same here this is not Top Gear this show is imposter so Why can't they just keep 1 TOP GEAR bullshit not gonna watch it if it's copied

    fucking thieves.

  • It's nothing more than an upmarket Ford Mondeo. And it's ugly as hell.

  • WTF dude... is this top gear? they can suck my salty balls

  • this must top gear australia

  • This was wierd...not bad, jus strange when you're expectin' Clarkson et al! :P Like the Aus test track.

  • Of all the British cars:

    Lotus, brought to you by the Malaysians

    Jaguar & Land Rover, brought to you by the Indians

    Rolls Royce & Bentley, brought to you by the Germans

    MG, brought to you by the Chinese

    And pretty soon, James Bond will ride in a G-Wiz...(sigh)

  • @wilsontt88 and The president of the United States of America....??? brought to you by the KENYANS!!!!. so why don't you shut the fuck up and stop making stupid comments on the internet. ;)

  • @srilankan87 As the matter of fact, he is. So shut the fuck up and stop making idiotic comments on the internet :)

  • @wilsontt88 you're just fucking pathetic.... whats so idiotic about pointing out the fact, that your whole country is run by immigrants? who the fuck goes there anyway? its overflowing with selfish pompous jobless unemployed pricks like you. YES I am an immigrant from a great nation living in another great nation, but at least i don't invade countries and kill people for oil.

    as for the car companies... yes they are run by foreign companies but they are made by British people living in England.

  • The Jaguar Electronic Shift Knob wins an award. It will be the Shift Knob of the Future.

  • who is this guy? where is jeremy? lol

  • WTF? This isn't top gear, FUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • @Latengodesmesurada Australian version of top gear

  • @Latengodesmesurada it's the Australian versión...

  • @Latengodesmesurada

    Exactly mate this is some fucked up shit, who do they think they are with that pensioned off crocodile dundee mo fo chattin shit and who told them to have someone copy catting the Stig. Just a total shame, the dogs bollocks to be exact.

  • @Latengodesmesurada May be you need to go to specsavers? Its clearly Top Gear Australia.If you have missed the beginning, you can make out from the presenter's accent, which you have been dumb not to notice. Your IQ must be as low as your tolerance.

  • @Latengodesmesurada - Yes it is, the Australian version though...

  • @Latengodesmesurada yes it is. The australian version.

  • @Latengodesmesurada

    yes it is:P it's top gear australia lol

  • @Latengodesmesurada if that sthe case tell american topgear can go fuck themselfs then

  • They call this their "surprise and delight feature" Now of course in the old days with a Jag it was a surprise and delight if it started!

    lol

  • Who's the Aussie Stig?

  • i cannot believe how bad aussie top gear is. I MEAN WOW... THIS IS SO SHIT

  • This guy is out for cheap laughs. It undermines his credibility.

  • Unlike the other reviewers, this one is doing a great job on Top Gear Australia. Shame though, he left after the first series.

  • Except for his obsession with East End gangsters.

  • I think he's good.

  • AUSSIE TOP GEAR WAS CLOSE TO THE WORST ABORTION OF A SHOW EVER MADE - THE PRESENTERS WERE LIKE ALL FROM ADELAIDE OR SOME HICK TOWN

  • Hey, who are these two assholes? Where are our old friends Jeremy and that short guy?

  • Woah Topgear aussie style lmao kewl!.

  • yeah it looks more like an aston martin

  • lol jaguuaree

  • fuck australian top gear is shit. learn about cars dickheads.

  • I was expecting Clarkson, Hammond or May. This is not bad though. As for the price, itis far cheaper in the UK., You might aswell ship it in from the UK.

  • I wouldn't let my child drive like that.

  • fuck offf this is shit top gear

  • First time I watched topgear austraillia! nice one..I like it!

  • Ausies aww

  • No offense meant...and im more than happy that a manufacturing company is getting back to profit... good for all of us.....but i hate it when i hear people say that TATA is just doing the finance.....taking strategic decisions and going forward with that is the most difficult part in running a manufacturing industry....what ever innovation you bring in wont work if the owner is not willing to make risky decisions and take quick actions

  • Australians are hot

  • This man does a good job. It really is a superbly beautiful car.

  • Australia has a Top Gear, good for them, I bet there's far less wet laps then the UK show. Poor wankers and their 300 + days of rain....Can't put my head around the prices of cars down there...Aussie dollar must be weak and like here in Canada they're likely taxed to death too.

  • My Dream Car. Haha.

  • @QuickScopiing did you forget ferrary's porhes's...

  • @leparditas I don't like Ferrari, my mom already has a Porsche. I never liked them. I like my dad's jaguar xk. But, I like the xf more.

  • @leparditas did you forget how to spell?

  • No one can ever match up to the amount of charisma and chemistry Clarkson, Hammond, and May.

    Still, this AU guy is definitely not bad at all.

  • Why does this guy insist on burning the tires. Lame

  • Such high praise…"I don't mind it at all"

  • Who is it...

    Charlie Cox. Drove BTCC, commentates on Moto GP.

  • this dude can suck a fat one 

  • 170 grand? thats easily 3 times what it is in the United States even when converted. Wtf is up with that?

  • @MultiKdizzle Yeah it's only 47,000 here. WTF.

  • This car is really awesome! Check out my video of the Jaguar XF Startup on my channel, it's custom.

  • who the fuck is that guy....

  • only 35 true Top Gear fans have pressed the "Dislike button"!

  • "Coupe-ay", lol.