Hunt For Bigfoot Ep. 3: It's GO Time, BIGFOOT!

[qscxz90]

I shouldn't be eating bananas xD

[drumheadcircle]

If Bigfoot was around he'd have to come and watch this guy- he'd be laughin' too. Best laugh all week- so big and tough lookin' yet such a baby- I love him!

[ccfcvalleylad]

i heard a noise like coo coo la loo..... lmao, are you shore that wern't just your head

[albinonative]

oh wow ...that shelter will really keep you hidden from big foot... just like the indians and their teepees..and as a matter a fact i happen to be an indian.... mikmaw first nation ... living in canada.. haha and i dont live in a teepee :/ fuckin redneck

[southalgent]

@albinonative Haha, yeah right. There's no such thing as a Canadian Indian. That's just silly talk.

[RyanTheHunter]

@southalgent Well, you're half right. Indians are real, but Canadians don't exist.

[RyanTheHunter]

@albinonative Give me you're address and I'll send you a teepee. It's the least I can do for my grandpa stealin' your land and all, and making America awesome.

[GeorgiaVirtualGuides]

Check out these Georgia getaway videos. I spent all of Spring, Summer, and part of fall gathering pictures and video of neat places around Georgia. I'm adding more every week or so.

Let me know what you think...

Thanks

Brent

[redmaniajuegos]

I Give you 1 million if you disappear from youtube

[RyanTheHunter]

@redmaniajuegos jajajajaja

[MrHinder32]

it took u 2 hours to set that up ? lol u had from set one teeth

[RyanTheHunter]

@MrHinder32 I thinkin' about other stuff too. Watch a real funny episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants earlier that week and I couldn't get it out of my head.

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

'Sometimes you need to let nature know who's boss' ... you're hilarious!

[RyanTheHunter]

@ASKaPHYSICIST Thanks Physicist!

[georgiabigfootteam]

That was pretty funny. [But you obviously think they don't exist.]

[iStalkZombies]

Nicce Strange sound O.o

[RyanTheHunter]

@seymourbrest I know, man! That was gross!

[clewi1091]

when are you going to make some more of these?

[sleechproductions]

beware those damn SPIDERS!!! and their webs!!! be careful Ryan!!! xoxo

[Donatillo1961]

I just want to let you know that , I have lost two of my friends from suicide. I have had deep depression . When I watch your show...I forget about all the bad thing and just start loughing..You make me feel better and I am glad that comedy like your shows exist. I wish you made a movie man ! too funny !!! You make my day !! I work graveyard.

[RyanTheHunter]

Thank you Donatillo1961. Truely, thank you. That makes me happy.

[Donatillo1961]

I never loughed so hard , I got too dizzy loughing....the umbrella and the axe throwing made me puke loughing. this is great stuff. lol

[RyanTheHunter]

I hope you weren't on carpet.

[kidddogbites]

that sound was a crow

[Torres591]

no crows make a different noise but 4 sure it was a bird of somekind

[rootbeerrocks10]

bigfoot was rasied by wolves?*thought*retard*

[RyanTheHunter]

Yeah, and he used to dance and sing with a big black bear. Then, there were these two vultures that never knew what they felt like doing, and they were trying to catch Bigfoot too.

[MJenner]

Dear Dr Ryan - I think that vine simply summoned a servant - it's clearly a bell-pull and what that cry was afterwards was the chai wallah approaching to say "you rang my Lord?" and to attend to your needs. Judging by the sound of him, he must be worse than Bigfoot - a sort of Igor hunchback. Yrs Mike

[RyanTheHunter]

Dearest Mike,

Well, I loblollied that up didn't I. I could have gotten a rootbeer float.

Ya'll,

-Ryan

[maskuwear]

I'm gona try one of my own Ryan I hope it works. I have this rusty posthole digger that I caught a snapping turtle with once, so I'm gona dig some holes that bigfoot guy might get stuck in. Could be a bigfoot gal or maybe it's like a plant and asexual !

[mebkick01]

Still waiting for more...

[RyanTheHunter]

I got in a drunkin brawl with my cousin Jesse, and I hit him so hard he's been in a coma for a week, so I feel obligated to be at his bedside...

okay, okay... I stumped my pinky toe on a chair the other night when I was goin' to take a pee and it hurts real bad. I mean REAL bad. I wonder if that was a Bigfoot trap.

[redeye99999]

Make sure the silver paper does'nt fal off your head. All depends what kind of bird as some have known to spy for the bigfoot. Some have eyes worse than a sneaky chicken

[redeye99999]

davidm5200

You really are dumb ass. I get the joke and am playing along. Stupid head,

xx

[redeye99999]

Yeah real freakin mental. Love your work you mentalist

[davidm5200]

Hilarious! Whats even more funny is that redeye doesn't get the joke.

[redeye99999]

So what have you heard and seen so far? Have you had any close encounters. Something too close for comfort?

[RyanTheHunter]

A damn bird flew right by my head. Scared the shit outa me. No Bigfoot yet, but I WILL FIND HIM!

[redeye99999]

very good i bow down to your wit

[RyanTheHunter]

yeah, I'm real smart.

[redeye99999]

You are the dumbest person i have ever seen. Do all you hicks mate with vegetables.

One step away from being lucy the missing link.

[RyanTheHunter]

I had sex with a watermelon once. Is that a vegetable? I'm not looking for Lucy the missing link, I'm looking for Bigfoot, and I'm certainly not one step away from him because if I was I would have found him.

[mebkick01]

"Okay, okay. I'm going back. I almost fell jus then." LOL!

[sasquatchmike1]

Fuck. You ARE going to be a MILLIONARE!

[suaraKrakatau]

RyanTheHunter!

You must be about the bravest outdoorsman since Danel Boon.

What is the secret to your success?

[RyanTheHunter]

I hate Danel Boon! Wait, are you talking about my uncle Boon? 'cause he's a ass. He stole my grape push up pop from me when I was 4. That S.O.B. I think his first name is Darrell. Did you mean Darrell Boon?  I am such a successful hunter because I'm so smart. I can out smart all kinds of animals. One time I told my dog, Barney, to look out and when he turned his head I stole his bone. I didn't enjoy chewing on it as much as he did, though, so that stunk.

[mebkick01]

I commented on your 2nd video asking if you were an actor. This 3rd one didn't disappoint. You're one funny dude. MORE MORE!!!!!

[mebkick01]

I'm new to youtube. How do I subscribe to keep track? Anyone know?

[RyanTheHunter]

I'm new to this whole youtube television, too, but I think if you hit the yellow subscribe button on the top right of the page a youtube midget will bring you my videos whenever I have a new one. I guess you could call me an actor, whenever I need to sneak up on a deer or raccoon, I act like a tree.  One time I acted like a flower for 6 hours just so I could eat a butterfly. It tasted like grass.

[mebkick01]

Cool. Just did it, thanks. Seriously, send these to someone in the entertainment business. I spit soda all over my screen when the big bird scared you.

[RyanTheHunter]

Damn birds.

[domfred74]

lmao

[witchick069]

3. Have you tried hanging tampons in the trees? If BF is male the scent of a female during her "season" might excite him and make him get closer.

4. If you have an extra camera you should focus it on your camp site and leave it on while you're out searching, who knows maybe BF will want to check out your space while you're gone???

5.If you get any tangible evidence will you invite viewers to tag along? Only if they can be of some assistance of course.

[witchick069]

I have questions.

1. If you wanted to let Bigfoot know it's Go Time why didn't you piss in/on/around his turf? I've never met the BF but I'm quite certain he hasn't been to school there for he probably can't read.

2.If you are documenting this quest alone, shouldn't you have the camera aimed into the woods more often? Who knows you may pick something up that you didn't/couldn't see while traversing the landscape.

(continued)

[RyanTheHunter]

Answers:

1. Bigfoot is smarter than we imagined. *See episode 1.

2. I spend 3 hrs. a day training my eyes by watching bugs crawl from 100 yards away. My near superhuman vision can spot things quicker than a camera.

3. Gross. Would clean ones work?

4. I was missing a pair of underwear when I got back to camp last time. Think Bigfoot wears whitey-tightys?

5. I can't risk people knowing my secret location at 331 Billmont Cr. Bronson, GA 26541, exactly 3.2 miles north of the big green barn.

[tinkytink1207]

GREAT!! I love your waterproof shelter!!HAHAHA

The letter you left should really get his attention...Waiting for next episode.