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  • ill use a knife thanks

  • i dont gonna it apple more :S

  • WASTE OF  LIFE

  • apple attacked a camera

  • i think ill use a knife thanks

  • tht wasnt very good,

    Holy Crapple by harshbargerplus slices the apple clean in half with his finger on the FIRST try.

  • only bitches cut their apples

  • I used to cut apples with my finger...Then I took an arrow to the knee

  • not a good idea brake your own finger when you can use a knife

  • um wow

  • 1. to get the stem off, twist a FEW times first, then pull.

    2. Nice username. Makes you look like you're trying to compensate to impress the viewers.

  • @ubergoofball I made the account when I was a wee lad. I don't like the name anymore, but I'm stuck with it!

  • @totalmandude Ah. That explains a lot. ^^;

  • u Fucked up Apple hit camera LOL :))))

  • you are one messed up kid

  • ur uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy faget

  • 1:20 justin beiber

  • u should twist the stem for 50 times or more, then yank the stem of the apple

  • u can barley take the stem off

    so what about the apple

  • Here be carefule dont brake your finger

  • wat the absolute fuck

  • LOL hench man

  • wow some people actually know how to cut a apple in half with a knife so much hard work to get a knife. oh by the way the last part is really gross.

  • look at how red ur finger got on the second hit haha fail geta knife b4 u break ur finger lol

  • dude, that fails :/ twist the stalk...not bite it

  • That's fucking gross retard

  • To get the stem out all you need to do is hold it, and spin the apple.

  • hahaha ur quality dude......i like the way u handled the haters

  • ur a bully why would you beat up an apple? JERK!

  • LOOL

    

  • dude plz delete this vid its pointless

  • your finger looked smaller and smaller when you where smashing it you are stupid lol

  • i got it ^^

  • your gums look infected

  • @b0glify Your genitals look infected.

  • @totalmandude go brush your teeth you filth bastard

  • @b0glify Go get that checked out by a doctor.

  • @totalmandude yea you should but they will probably refer you to a dentist

  • @b0glify The funny part is that you didn't even get the joke. I was referring to me saying "Your genitals look infected."

  • @totalmandude Yea they probably have to remove all your teeth and replace them with fake ones

  • @totalmandude wow u r dumb

    

  • @b0glify hahahahahahahah it looks like someones been eating too much asshole and not apphole trololololo

  • Whats more hilarious him 2 weak to pull out the vine or him finding the stupidest way of cutting an apple in half i give this kid a 30% chance of being dead by 25 a60% chance of being a politition and a 10% chance of being the gayest thing ive seen today and i saw a dude kissing a dude whyle driving home today

  • @teamAmerica101 Haha. Its funny because you made fun of me.

  • superhuman feats of strength -.-

  • =O

  • this is probably the funniest thing ive ever seen

  • its called the stem and you twist it off, not pull or bite it off. jesus. I can't watch anymore.

  • Stupid ass white boy

  • This kid proves the human race is getting dumber with each generation

  • tha fuck.

  • I laughed at this video

  • That looks painful...

  • video should be called: cut your finger in half with an apple

  • lol u sound strong on the vid name but u cant take a stem out LMFAO

  • I believe you smashed that apple in half, to be technical.

  • he looks like justin beiber hit puberty

  • hmmmmm you can half an apple with one finger but the stem kiks your ass!! O.o

  • fucking green apples... i like granny smiths

  • AND IM OFF TO THE GROCERY STORE, TO BUY SOME MORE APPLES :D

  • hahahaha

  • I have a suggestion, try it with a sledgehammer and your finger next time, would be more entertaining.

  • you can't take the stalk of the apple you weakling

  • u r such an ass

  • please don't attemp to become famous trough you tube

  • im guessing you were really bored when you found this out

  • yuk mann!!

  • yuammmm lmfao

  • Werido

  • He excepts to the apple when he can't remove the stem

  • ... Seems your troubled with that STEM. You TWIST IT sir. TWIST. It all works out.

  • did you broked your finger after this?

  • Cunt.

  • lmao

  • you have to put your middle knucle of your finger right over the core of the apple.. if in the correct location it will split in half in one hit

  • it did not work!

  • @thewoodensamurai Try it again! I do it all the time and it works for me! Keep smashing!!!

  • Were you dropped on you're head at birth?

  • @ImonfireBloop Several times. Why?

  • @totalmandude Your an idiot for fighting with strangers

  • @CutiepieKelly01 Not at all!

  • he is gonna take his house down

  • you need therapy you spell checker lmfao

    

  • U LOOK LIKE JB UGLY

  • ...I dislocated my finger doing this.... But it works :)

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  • Dumb.

  • That's more like smashing an apple. Btw it's not ur finger that did it, it's ur fist duh....

  • change the title to: cut an apple in half with your finger and a fist!

    or:

    how to almost break your finger!

  • well someone is week lol thumbs up if you agree

  • This should be under funny videos. Or just crazy people. or maybe wierd "dud"s LMFAO "It's not your fault"

  • This should be under funny videos. Or just crazy people. or maybe wierd "dud"s LMFAO

  • U can cut an apple in have with just a finger, but u can't even get the freaking stem out.......fag

  • King of FAILS!

  • LoL THE MUSIC..WHP PECK PECK PECK PECK

  • You used your hand more than your finger.

  • lol fail

  • at the start of his video i didnt think it was a real video i just thought i got rick roll'd just with another tune... :P fml why did i post on this.....

  • i thought he had puss coming out of his hand lol

  • fucking weird american. faggot cunt.

  • nice way to break ur finger...

  • yuk gay lord 

  • not just your finger

  • you hit the camera w/ a apple!!

  • مقرف 

  • فلم غبي وولد أغبى

  • Do you work for microsoft

  • its called a STEM

  • dude 

  • Every time you hit your finger it sounds like it breaking. I was wincing as I watched. AND CHEW WITH YOUR F*CKING MOUTH CLOSED.

  • DID YOU JUST FUCKING BATON THROUGH AN APPLE WITH YOUR FINGER?

  • wtf?

  • tatalmandude XD

  • dirty ass!

  • The stem? try twisting it. and btw you are sick

  • The stem? try twisting it

  • dud get HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @themarinesemperfi I will when you learn how to spell....... Dud.

  • Orange: Hey, Hey apple! Apple: WHAT?!?! Orange: KNIFE!

  • @htfkid2000 Lmao. Thats almost as weird as this video. XD

  • Your a gross gross fat child...

  • @mattlowe5566 Even though I know that you are trolling, I will explain to you how I am not fat. I am a 15 year old male, weighing 140 pounds. I am 5 ft 6. If you calculate my BMI you get 22.6. That puts me at "healthy weight" for my age and height.

  • @totalmandude you still are gross

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  • @totalmandude Im 14 years old.. 119 pounds, 5'5.. im in my school's basketball team.. my bro is 12 and he weighs 122 pounds and hes 5'4.. Am i underweight or normal?

  • @ScrewHeadzz Even though you're ask @totalmandude, I can probably give you an answer. I was on this website and i typed in your current weight, current height, and current age. It said that your probably supposed to weigh 125 pounds, so I guess you're in the clear.

  • @Place4Comedy Oh okay tnx.. :)

  • @totalmandude anyway u r too idiot for being so young and "healthy" <---maybe ur body but not ur mind! get help dude.

  • @RunAwayFroMe Lmao. I don't understand that. "u r too idiot for being so young and 'healthy'" Doesn't make sense to me.

  • du är ju riktigt jävla vidrig, äckel

  • i broke my finger

  • well thats....idiotic?

  • Totalmandude, is a total moron.

  • @wayne11122000 Why would that be? Because i'm not a pussy to do it?

  • @wayne11122000 ahahaha its funny because his name has total in it ohh its funny.

  • finger and fist -_-

  • or you can use knife -_-

  • u r disgusting !!

    #omg thats gross

  • OMG this is classic,funny but u should be slapped

  • o_____O

  • i did it the first try! thx

  • fuckin brilliant

  • ur wack!

  • Sorry man....but you suck!!!!

  • wtf this guy is mad creepy

  • evan, you're so stupid. XD but you made me laugh. :P

  • evan, your'e so stupid. i hope you hurt your finger. XD but you made me laugh. :)

  • @TheDassowFamily DAMN IT! i wanted to repost this because i put your'e and i looked stupid but yeah it didnt work out so well. :)

  • Wow, you just turn the stem you idiot.

  • best video alive

  • nice, but kinda freaky at the same time!!

  • ummmm couldnt you have just been normal for a second AND twisted the stem off lol ! omg !

    either way i just laughed so hard i new the apple going right into the camera was soooo coming ! hahaha

  • It wouldn't come off. I tried, and i'm glad my sisters haven't seen this video because it was their camera!

  • @totalmandude lol

  • wow, you have way to much free time

  • Haha I tried but all I did was bruised my finger! xD

  • his finger turned red LOL

  • haha

    i did this =D

  • i cant wait untill u dislocate ur finger or even break it

  • wrong man wrong

  • dude that was awsome

  • What's with the low-res logo?

  • Ya you whole video was good res except the Logo

  • ROFL nice smart one even im not stupid enough to do that and i mispelled idiot LOL

  • lol, what camera do you use

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