We Ruin Your Bar (Ke$ha Parody)

[locolopelocolope]

My ex GF could perfectly join that group.

[ThePower773]

The noise at the end of every video can turn any serious thing in to a comedy..... I LOVE IT

[inutilm]

some glitter in your beer :)

[Siegfirebrand]

I used a have an awesome little pub near me that was ruined when girls like this invaded it.

Now I drink at home

[homestarsgurl]

Basically every straight girl that comes into our clubs.

[DarkScorpionOmega]

ok Glitter girl and the girl that sits on the bar are hot ,lol

[nwiyual]

how are they posting pictures online if they all lost their phones?

[Siegfirebrand]

@nwiyual And how did they ring their mum's for a lift?

[Zervax3]

This sounds like my sister...

[mishkaj121]

they need to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dirtnbloodnotherkids]

this is why its hard for girls like me to have other girlfriends... most girls these days are like this.

[KIrbyTheFlrst]

walking alone because we lost our phones..... * a few more stumbling steps, shows phone with pictures posting to facebook*

Me: O.O

[RayRai8262]

random asian girl?

[mha1john]

@RayRai8262 do asian people not go to bars?

[RayRai8262]

@mha1john with those group of girls..no.

[dkfjndfklhklfkldfgal]

Girls should reallky watch this video and know this is THE MOST ANNOYING SHIT EVER

[lcook3]

I know trashy girls like this. Avoid them like the plague.

[DELL1610]

EH?

[wantaride18]

Amazing! -3 why isn't it on iTunes? :(

[weakworth]

A 2 da men. Seems like American girls, lol.....

[ThePsycoPlatypus]

this happened last night.. thumbs up

[LAsWeirdest]

Now on the side bar I see the REAL Ke$ha videos...that I will not being seeing. Sorry girl, but your not a real star to me

<3 from LA.Liz

[SammySammich]

I love how half the comments on this vid are complaining about the phone thing. Ujelly bro?

[prplmnky98]

I love how they lost their phones, then called mom. The posted pics online.... Oh wait... I get it... Drunk pol wrote this... Hahaha I'm stupid

[mpulzive]

Said they lost their phones. But they them called their moms and used the phones to upload pics lol

[angelangie813]

@dancerinthemaking20 LOL, exactly. wth? they're in middle school, that's just disgusting.. I'm not proud to be a middle school student because of them xD

[stanbalo]

I know this is just a parody but Ke$ha is not girly so if they are trying to emulate her..it did not work

[WallaceTay]

@1darkwingotaku slender man?like the monster?

[angelangie813]

@dancerinthemaking20 Me neither, I don't hang around the ''cool'' kids, haha. That is SO true xD They're always yelling, making out in the hallways and strolling around in a tank top ._.

[angelangie813]

@dancerinthemaking20 I have no idea what school you go to, but it totally doesn't happen to me. It's just who we are around and stuff. Alright then :)

[jablesrules]

the 4,127 dislikes are all the girls that are exactly like tthis : p

[212Leyden]

too much makeup...

[twostepRMX]

Cuz we all lost our phones.

Call mom to take us home.

WAT

[zergmare7]

WAIT........ So is Kesha A dog or a girl?? PLEASE SOMEONE tell me I AM SO CONFUSED!!!

[nayners]

There's always at least one group of these girls at the bar. SMDH. LOL

[MrWutspopin]

these poor pub guys



[1darkwingotaku]

I recently broke my pledge as to never hear the original version of this song, and just stick to this, and Cristina Vee's parody. At least the video it was in had something to do with Slender Man.

[AlbertJackson713]

@1darkwingotaku what video had slender man?

[1darkwingotaku]

@AlbertJackson713 I believe it was called "Slender Madness" but I'm not too sure.

[Rougeish1]

How can people not like this. It's honestly the most spot on kesha i've seen.

[NewtonKari]

oh god...omg...I think me and my friends are like these girls.

[mackysplace]

None of my friends act like this but I do know girls who do.

[happilyeveramber]

wait a sec... they said they lost their phones, then they pulled out the phones and said they were calling their moms...? explain?

[omifriggingosh]

@happilyeveramber

It might not make much sense to you, but it actually happens exactly like in the video.

One or two girls will lose their phone and freak the fuck out, then they'll use someone else's phone to call whoever. After they use it to take 50 pictures first, of course.

[FunnyGirlz221]

the girls at my school are just like this at prom

[TheGreenSnake1]

How do they phone their mums if they all lost their phones?

[mrhappymtguy]

4,120 people don't like this because they are Ke$ha fans, plus it really sucks bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad bad, and no I'm not glad, glad, glad, glad, glad, glad glad, that I watched it, it, it, it, it, it, it, I'm leaving, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye! - Bye!

[MikiEsco]

I thought they lost their phones... how can they post pics online?

[legomario58]

tword the end they look like zombies

[DarkKnight360LA]

@legomario58 lol

[scottski02]

I saw some girls like this on a cruise ship. I told them loudly that Alcoholics Anonymous meets ever Wednesday.

[Sachuson]

i felt bad when they said oh no!

[MasterNinjaTerrorist]

The only reason this type of music is so popular is because the people that listen to it are retards that just don't know how to steal music.

Honestly, if you asked anyone who ISN'T a little girl if they like Rise Against or Kesha, 80% will pick Rise Against.

[theking0fnowhere]

The 4,000 negative votes are funny.... because I think a lot of people who watch CollegeHumor sent this to somebody who acts like this.

[mrsuns10]

This song reminds of Holiday as the party and the next video might be similar to Boulevard of Broken Dreams as the hangover

[WeizHerGigBuddy]

i work in a bar and see this all the time, we call it "white girl wasted". the only thing they left out of the song is the tendency of these young girls to scream "whoooooooo" all night

[iceberg177]

They're posting pic on tha internet but they said they all lost their phones... -_-

[Doodlebugyro]

you need to sink the vocals more into the track, try a bit of delay or a compressor or eq's, sounds like you have just recorded over the top, good singing tho, sounds a lot like kesha

[FliiCiiaa]

@Doodlebugyro

You are trolling right?

[Doodlebugyro]

@FliiCiiaa i think i was drunk when i wrote that lol

[Daevi1]

What bar has sparks???? wait do they even make that anymore?

[Qtpi4]

This song is funny cuz I know people like this!

[Glitter911s]

@nonaurbuissness Hahaha. I know. Annoying.

[KillShotDrop]

Man i fucking HATE girls like this

[adamwfilms]

4107 people who watched this video are b!tches

[ajldarkknight]

How can they call their moms if they lost their phones

[RayRai8262]

@ajldarkknight pay phone! ha!~

[mcm12330]

@ajldarkknight and post some pics online..line..line-line-line-l­ine :)

[Gigitichirulez]

@ajldarkknight Ever heard of a payphone?

[RayRai8262]

random asian girl?

[maxvago1234]

@RayRai8262 shes ugly as ass to

[Rougeish1]

How does this have so many dislikes? I guess if you disliked this is how you act in a bar.

[YuripoTech]

@Rougeish1

Or it's the dads that have to pay all of the credit card bills.

[Rougeish1]

@YuripoTech Haha, right.

[Lyke0migod]

If they lost their phone how did they call?

[SuicidalBuu]

why'd they replace the original kesha parody chick? this video sucks

[dangerosking]

You know why this video sucks? Beacause it could be an ACTUAL ke$ha video.

[desidawn17]

i think yu should have used the key of awesomes kesha! js

[SazVlogs]

LOL, the asian girl looks like Tina from glee

[kweelBEANS26]

I LUV IT!!

[MrPhazerBeam]

i hate most new music

[waterdragon1908]

@MrPhazerBeam I couldnt agree more

[MJTRadio]

Ke$ha is singlehandedly the embodiment of everything wrong with music today. My hatred of Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, The Black Eyed Peas, Soldja Boi and The Jonas Brothers put together could not come close to my hate of her. I have never wanted a career to die so badly in my life

[zagrede]

@MJTRadio Actually, Ke$ha is a secret parody of current pop singers, putting up a front of vapid drunkeness that doesn't match her real personality at all. She's one of the most successful trolls in entertainment today, and I couldn't love her more for it.

[mrhappymtguy]

@zagrede Kesha is not a parody or a troll. But, you are a Master Douchebag with Sh*t for Brains, dummy!!!

[MeMbErOfZiT]

@mrhappymtguy shit for farts*

[mrhappymtguy]

@MJTRadio If you get your wish you will have about 50 Million people (maybe more) hating you!!!! Do you really want that on your conscience? How would you be able to live w/yourself, knowing what you caused? Don't you believe in God and karma, or do you want to burn in hell for your evil ways? It's not to late to save your soul!! Repent NOW, SINNER!!!! You EVIL, KE$HA HATER!!!! Go AWAY!!!!

[MJTRadio]

@mrhappymtguy I believe in God, and I believe she is a sin against all things God

[rcwells27]

@mrhappymtguy I believe in Karma.

In fact, I believe Kes$ha has earned an eternity in the10th circle of hell for being such a seething try hard, attention seeking waste of talent less shit and an all around scourge on the Human gene pool.

But hey, that's just my belief.

[13minutestomidnight]

... I-I think this may actually be a far superior song to anything Ke-dollar sign-ha has ever written. And I mean if you ignore the parody aspect and just treat it as a straight up pop song.

...

... The apocalypse has finally arrived, hasn't it?

[xXxXInuYasha879XxXx]

True

[moomayfly]

wait they said they lost there phone but then say there calling mum

[aandrewwggilchristt]

i hate it when people think they are so cool and say stuff like ''i deserve a tv show and to be rich and famous'' etc

[Alifaith]

Love it! ...unfortunately it doesn't make Ke$ha songs any less catchy for me...I wish it did...I feel kind of trashy listening to her...but I also enjoy it...

[ShaktipatSeer2]

@Alifaith You are trashy for enjoying it.. definitely..

[unondos]

How can they post pics if they lost their phones

[Berenueve]

what song are they paroding here?

[Applexproductions]

@Berenueve We R Who We R :)

[Berenueve]

@Applexproductions what a stupid name for a song

[ggothic15]

@Berenueve It's teaching kids how to be stupid.



[Berenueve]

@ggothic15 I can's believe mi parents had The Beatles, The Who, Queen, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, Pink Floyd and all those great bands when they was growing up and I have Ke$ha, Jonas Brothers, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and all that shit!!!!! U.U

[ggothic15]

@Berenueve I know. I'm 17 years old and I facepalm everytime I hear shitty music like this. Kids now a days can't spell for shit, Dress like whores and douches and are spoiled. And then they have the nerve to complain.

[Berenueve]

@ggothic15 The only thing that cheers me up is that I know that "music" is going to be forgoten in five years, but the good music is remembered forever

[Mcdovin1]

@Berenueve Although you are right, you just pointed out gg's point. You are not unlike all the other teenyboppers out there. Everyone always talks about The Beatles and the other bands you mentioned. Every generation has their artists who are hip, cool & mainstream and the majority of the time the popular bands sell out and tend to be overrated. With that said, they HAVE talent. No one is supposed to like all your songs because art's not perfect. We choose the one's that speak to us the most.

[Mcdovin1]

@Mcdovin1 Kesha and the majority of mainstream "music" today does not speak to our souls.

[Applexproductions]

@Berenueve idk... I didn't name it...

[masterade32]

Sounds exactly like Ke$ha...

[AmpedAL]

"These heels are killing my feet, can you bring the car to me?"

[dembalarnine]

After driving a cab at night for 8 years on the night shift, I can TOTALLY agree that there are both women and guys that are like this, but we already know of the male versions. Don't we call them douchebags? Popped collar and fake tans, anyone?

[kingdemon815]

@dembalarnine Yep. There's douche-bags and douchettes. Both do the exact same thing, and are only attracted to each other. Sort of like their own race of orange-skinned, asshole-ish, attention seekers.

[KneeCapHill]

@dembalarnine yup



[sean151291]

@dembalarnine the guys are known as the male cast of jersey shore

[DarkSlaYer4747]

@Pseudonimolol 100% true. That's the only reason this vid has this many dislikes

[littleliar586]

This song reminds me of middle school girls who think they are cool

[azlanberesford]

@littleliar586 SO. FUCKING. TRUE.

[Transparency97]

@littleliar586 you little liar

[LilShaggy82]

@littleliar586 why would you be driving by or even hanging out at a middle school and talking to the girls? O,O damn pedo!

[kittiekitia]

@littleliar586 Try high school, that's what they remind me of

[Glitter911s]

@littleliar586 Middle School girls totally go to sports bars.

[Javjean]

@littleliar586

LIAR!

[MrWweman2009]

@littleliar586 not just, but every girl who thinks they are cool

[TheOceanspray99]

@littleliar586 I understand you. I am currently 13 years old and and thwe girls in my class just want attention like these girls in the vid. It's crazy, all they do is yell and annoy people.

[angelangie813]

@littleliar586 ._. as someone in middle school that offended me and i dont even do that

[rcwells27]

@angelangie813 Cry more.

[angelangie813]

@rcwells27 ?

[greenpeach20]

@littleliar586 You mean the twelve year olds talking shit on their celphones? Yeah, I know what you mean.

[zergmare7]

@littleliar586 WAIT so is Kesha a girl or a dog, SOMEONE TELL ME I AM SO CONFUSED!

[leleleetness]

4,074 people were guys who got glitter in their beer

[roryfitzpatric]

The guy on the right a

[1Seaturtle1]

maybe they were drunk when they made this......

[Evilolex]

so freaking true word's in the song about the girls who go on they're own to the bar's

[FliiCiiaa]

The sad thing is that most girls age 12 to 16 think this behaviour is ''normal''. I'm sorry but if you dress and behave like a skank, don't be upset when people tell you that you are/look like one.

[guitarlord390]

Only girls like the ones in the video dislike this

[lolimfalling]

we all lost are phones.... call mom to take us home.  wait what?

[cupcakechick34]

OMFG this is sooooo true its unreal !!!! ive experienced it many occasions

[relentingmite]

@cupcakechick34 hahahaha me too meee too, actually told a girl like that if i promiss to buy her a drink would she promiss to leave, score one for me she left and i drank her drink.

[cupcakechick34]

@relentingmite lmao you wasted a perfectly gud drink though but ya had great intentions lol

[WallieTF]

i hate kesha to much to like parodys of her.......

[Inuyashua]

lawl, hahaha wow



[Yanyan71097]

Was it just me that noticed that they were using there phones after they said they lost them???

[1Seaturtle1]

@Yanyan71097 exactly!!!!!

[BettorOffSingle]

Okay so all my ex-hookups got togetehr and made a video...no wait, that's their DAUGHTERS!

[anea1408]

@McBlemmen hahaha :) not bars like clothes shops and shit like that. :P

[murphbox]

the only reason why people dislike this is cuz it ses kesha in it...

[anea1408]

@omifriggingosh haha :) I hate it when you see people try on clothes take pics of themselves wearing the clothes and then walk out of the shop without buying anything :D Soooo annoying especially if they're like 12 :P

[McBlemmen]

@anea1408 wtf what bars do you go to that has 12 year old girls ... CP

[Tezcatlepocatl]

@McBlemmen

If you couldn't realize by all the dumb smileys in that comment that you were replying to a pre-teen girl who can't even gather her thoughts together in a way that makes sense, I think you might need to learn to gather yours better..

[asrielzilla]

Press 9 girl is ANGRYYY



[THESamanthaScott]

I think the reason they were able to call their moms was cause they "lost their phones". they thought they did and freaked out about losing their things cause theyre drunk. theyre stupid, and then they called their moms after freaking out for nothing.

[missnintendochick]

AAAAAHHHHH!! it's ke$ha wannabes!

[45678ret]

@missnintendochick why would anyone want to be kesha?

[asrielzilla]

They Are: Snooki,JWOWW,Sammi,Deena and Angelina.

[somekindofmonster7]

Oh..and this is the perfect song for EVERY girl here at the Jersey shore.

[somekindofmonster7]

LOL @ the asian girl having a panic attack for losing her phone.

[firecrakker1]

If they all lost there phones how can they call their moms to come pick them up??

[omifriggingosh]

Man, I've had so much experience with retarded drunken whores.

No, you're not cool for acting like you're in a club at the grocery store, then putting pictures on facebook of you guys partying in the produce section.

[McBlemmen]

What does she say at 1.19 ? Change what at the bar?

[LexiTheShortOne]

@McBlemmen "change our minds three times at the bar"

[McBlemmen]

@LexiTheShortOne Thank you!

[PagnoniM]

The Asians a weirdo she can't sing

[allyemonster]

i thought you lost your phone... so how can you call your mom?

[acousticbruiser19]

I hate that song. I love this parody! Really though, it's retarded how many girls I see acting like this. I honestly don't understand how anyone could even consider liking that song or any other songs of the same girly/pop genre. Just about every one is about nightclubs, booze, and sex. But I guess you like what you like. *sigh* What has this world come to? T-T

[Jonaheuphrates]

i stopped at 1:04

[Snowkitten707]

This is the BEST parody I've ever seen!

[Ilikefoodaton]

not enuf autotune to be a good kesha parody