Didn't Augustine believe this? The days weren't days, but God did it instantaneously? Of course, now that statement is used to justify the idea of it happening over billions of years.
We now have an accurate account of how the world was made.
The Creator has posted a video on YouTube. The message comes to you directly, without the need for transcription or interpretation by bronze-age scribes.
The video tells you how you came to be here, outlines the meaning and purpose of your life, and gives you an insight into the future of humankind.
-poof- there it is, it's blue, don't fuck it up
Here I am thinking too late
XD
kerowyn1 1 day ago
At the start the pose alone can send you into tears of laughter.
jurnag12 1 month ago
badgers can be choosers
thecatnapper28 1 month ago
First ten seconds is the best part.
MossOwnsYou 2 months ago
Didn't Augustine believe this? The days weren't days, but God did it instantaneously? Of course, now that statement is used to justify the idea of it happening over billions of years.
IoEstasCedonta 2 months ago
"I see badgers can be choosers"
Got to love lame puns.
Pringlesman 2 months ago 5
@Pringlesman Can you explain the joke?
Nightmeare 2 weeks ago
@Nightmeare It's a play off of "beggers can't be choosers".
Pringlesman 2 weeks ago
@Pringlesman Thank you :)
Nightmeare 2 weeks ago
We now have an accurate account of how the world was made.
The Creator has posted a video on YouTube. The message comes to you directly, without the need for transcription or interpretation by bronze-age scribes.
The video tells you how you came to be here, outlines the meaning and purpose of your life, and gives you an insight into the future of humankind.
See ' God says sorry. '
lacontrabasse 3 months ago 2
This was like history of the world Part 2,Without the weird Jew.Mel Brooks.In case you haven't been alive very long.Little baby's.
bhensley80 4 months ago
Hahahaaaa "there it is, it's blue, don't fuck it up"
realramm 4 months ago 2
I love how he was like 'Did i really just say that?' on the last joke. :P
whowantsabighug 5 months ago
@whowantsabighug I don't get the last joke.. explain pls?
MWcrazyhorse 4 months ago
@MWcrazyhorse It's a terrible wordplay on 'beggars can't be choosers'.
whowantsabighug 4 months ago
@whowantsabighug aaah, k thx!
MWcrazyhorse 4 months ago
As much as I did love him in drag, I think he looks very masculine and handsome without it. He's a great comdedian though regardless of his wardrobe.
YinsShadow 6 months ago 5
@YinsShadow He's still wearing eyeliner at the very least though. He may not be in full drag but he hasn't completely left his roots.
sassy1988 6 months ago
cool!
pontello3 7 months ago
badgers shall eat ... BAK-CHOY!
halfdogderek 10 months ago 67
@halfdogderek NO, we won´t...
swertinge07 4 months ago
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halfdogderek 4 months ago
@swertinge07 How about asparagus?
halfdogderek 4 months ago
@halfdogderek No, that makes your pee smell weird...
swertinge07 4 months ago
@halfdogderek no we won't. :-)
aallieb133 3 months ago
there its blue dont f**k it up
TankyRampage 1 year ago 140
lol funny, sad hes not all dressed up
Lsbestgurl 1 year ago