Razer Blade - The World's First True Gaming Laptop

[TheWhistlerRS]

If i were playing LoL, I wouldnt be used to the customized keys on the right side of the keyboard ==

[Pumadrill]

Soooooo is it good or bad??? because the i dont know the specs only the graphic card and that's ok but not that good soooooo again is it good or bad??????????????

[Hayden56100]

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[CallofCrafting]

@XGamezOnlyX meh.

[vebben97]

Now when will it overheat ?

[will3414]

wow this truly shows how stupid people are for buying this piece of shit.

[arnolf]

would love to use this for facebook,youtube and 9gag

[superzyrous]

well my laptop sucks and is out of date, i got my compaq pasario laptop in 2008. it is windows vista ultimate,intel(R),pentium(R)Du­al core Cpu t2390 @ 1.86GHz ,RAM 2.00gb,32 bit operating system. but i think i will twenty years to get a new laptop because right now i am broke

[xLostxxSoulx]

Almost $3000 dollars? You fucking serious? The specifications of this laptop aren't worth anywhere near $3000 who the hell would pay for this shit?

[ThatGuyWill1993]

Defiantly better then any apple aD

[rodrigofeng]

this computer is a shit

[ASGFilip]

I prefer desktops

[M1xrdud31620]

IM BUYING THIS .........................NOT!

[doflamigo]

First: No

Cheap: No

Gaming: No

Portable: Yes

Gaming: No

Laptop: Yes

Well..... Worth it; I don't think so!!

[jsse1000]

And the graphics Card ???

[BIGBALLER102290]

2800 for this shit ...... not in this life time

[CallofCrafting]

shut up an take my money allready!

[XGamezOnlyX]

@CallofCrafting Stupid customer achieved!

[risbolla]

*ricer

[shikibiomernok]

I don't get the beginning. What about Origin? What about Alienware? XPS?

[TheSaintChyril]

crazy ACTA supporters... -___-"

[AmazingPaladin]

This will make me better at video games right?

[RazorSRaider]

@AmazingPaladin yes, it will definitely make you better at vidya. and dont forget to pick up our... i mean, err, THERE mouses too!

[unlaughable]

@AmazingPaladin sure give them 2800 dollars and you will be better

[Kant3n]

Maybe Ming should try lifting a few weights before whining about how much ten pounds is.

[TheSaintChyril]

meh.. so what if I came here from the post in 9GAG? When I finally purchased my own Razer, I end up dealing with these kids in this page... sorry for spamming your page @cultofrazer

[LeVoldemortFaceXD]

@TheSaintChyril -So what if I came here from the post of 9gag

No, you did not just come you also spammed that you were from 9gag, this is one of the reasons why some people absolutely hate 9gag.

[TheSaintChyril]

@LeVoldemortFaceXD get a life kid

[LeVoldemortFaceXD]

@TheSaintChyril So you cant think of anything else to say except get a life?

How old are you really.

[TheSaintChyril]

@LeVoldemortFaceXD stop this nonsense, if you have a problem with 9GAG go bark at their tree. By the way, Razer Blade is very good... you should buy one, or ask your parents to buy it for you. Bye kid.

[LeVoldemortFaceXD]

@TheSaintChyril You are missing the point entirely, what I just understood from your post is: Im going to keep spamming that I am from a website that annoys dozens of people, dont like it? Well too bad you cant stop me. Now I am going to stop responding to your retarded comments because I have better things to do besides circle-jerking over 6 year old stories with memes attached to them, good day.

[TheSaintChyril]

@LeVoldemortFaceXD here's the thing kid: I post the first post because there are people here BEFORE me who are actually spamming the page with 9GAG memes and 9GAG crappy comment. I was posting it to be a sarcastic comment towards THOSE people. Unless you've been skipping school you might know what sarcasm is. So, yeah.. here's one more thing I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM WITH 9GAG.

[TheSaintChyril]

@LeVoldemortFaceXD one more thing, you need to learn about deductive reasoning and semantics or better yet learn comprehensive reading.. so.. go back to school.. 

[StoutNerd]

Price? Over "nein dauzand" (cuz it's euros)

[9halowarfare]

I mean 15 inch

[9halowarfare]

If u relase one with 15 would be much better , although i think this one is ok

[XxBrzyXx]

2700$ -.-

[koukeii]

how much will this be?

[sabinicop]

O.o!!!!

[olafurfo89]

that lappy is seriously cool and good looking !!!

[mousy128]

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FTW!

[KrisszKhaos]

I'm so gonna buy this is 2020 !!!!!!

[colinridley09]

the touch screen is on the wrong side for league i wont be able to use this shit -___-

[AfonsoOliveira12]

wtf is that build on morde, ahah :D

[Deehle]

true gaming laptop with GTX555M?

u f. kidding me????



[TeppaAizen]

@Deehle GTX? it's a GT 555M. >___< T_T

[luqman147]

I wonder how much it cost....?

[TheNeostrike]

@luqman147 it will cost US$2799.99

[JohnyHubertt]

@TheNeostrike original announce was 2k

[NorumJr]

Reminds me of the Mac. Only 4000x more sexier.

[DevokanNL]

SOLD

[7cineva7]

like if 9GAG got you hear ;)

[7cineva7]

back to 9GAG.

[wimpcorn]

NICE!! WOrk on : ) we Support u RAZER>!!!!!



[XenonEdge]

The Asian sounds like hes talking about his Penis.

[nikamirhaziq]

PC level : Asian

[nikamirhaziq]

SHut up and take my body couse i have no money :D

[madesttjack]

thin sucks. if you lift weights will you take tiny 10kg weight or normal 10kg weight with actual grip on it. plus id rather take my numpad cause i dont like touch screens. They just dont work in gaming. As a gamer i need solid buttons so i dont even have to blink in the direction of the buttons cause i know from the feeling which is the correct one... if gaming laptops dont exist there is no gaming desktops either.

[coleloto]

Razer: By rich gamers for rich gamers. Unfortunately we, the 90% of gamers will just play on desktops.

[lollol665]

EU KERO PODER DOS BR GO

[bongoboyj]

Just shut up... you had me a gaming.

[DiViNiTY1337]

"Performance, and portability."

Pfft. Performance? Are you shitting me? A Dual Core processor and a graphics card equivalent to a GTX 550? Shut up and let me keep my money.

[xTuKe]

@DiViNiTY1337 Are you deaf? i7...

[DiViNiTY1337]

@xTuKe I know it's an i7 processor, a Dual Core 2nd generation 2,8Ghz i7 2640M processor to be exact. Do your research, noob.

[Lightningz55]

what game is that game at 2:57?? And is it free to play??

[MrGamerBazer]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOO­OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[FritzDeGamer]

designer was a fucking idiot. the screen for the skills is on the right side of the keyboard meaning that your left hand must be on right side of the keyboard.

[kblackshadow]

@FritzDeGamer considering most people use the mouse with their right hand that is a good thing dip shit

[FritzDeGamer]

@kblackshadow how fucking stupid you are. What about WASD!!!!!!

[kblackshadow]

@FritzDeGamer you use your right hand for the mouse and left hand for WASD how else do you use it?

[nyanRyan]

@kblackshadow every body

[kblackshadow]

@nyanRyan make sense...

[FritzDeGamer]

@kblackshadow WASD = left side The screen= right side. ring bell now?

[kblackshadow]

@FritzDeGamer yeah so left hand WASD right hand mouse, who uses their left hand on the mouse?

[FritzDeGamer]

@kblackshadow are you seriously so stupid. If the screen with game specific buttons on top of the screen and your hands are on the left side of the keyboard how the hell are you going to press them?

[cheezo545]

purchase link?

[madogmgd]

You can get yourself a gaming desktop for 800$ and a cheap laptop for 300$

Odds are if you are seeing this you already own either a laptop or a desktop

So you just have to upgrade or buy a laptop.

[madogmgd]

I kept wishing it would be under 2,000$

But after seeing that touch screen panel there was just no way..

Still..

2,800$ ain't too bad

[dduenasc]

Designed to play League of Legends! 8D

[munsta007]

EXTREMELY THIN FORM FUCK TOUR 1:40



[vadFANeDotA]

Serious asian is serious.

[flunkeln]

mooly eden is absolutley convincing me with his accent

[TheSaintChyril]

and here come the 9GAG army

[LeVoldemortFaceXD]

@TheSaintChyril Go fuck yourself

[TheSaintChyril]

@LeVoldemortFaceXD Problem? XD

[LeVoldemortFaceXD]

@TheSaintChyril Just because you go on a shitty website that steals content from other websites doesnt mean you have to spam it everywhere.

[TheSaintChyril]

@LeVoldemortFaceXD on what level of #ForeverAlone are you right now kid? XD

[LeVoldemortFaceXD]

@TheSaintChyril So instead of trying to answer why you spam that you are from 9gag everywhere you just spam memes instead? Nice try chuckle fuck.

[xKeffinx]

@TheSaintChyril Is that the Brazilian Fart Sex dating site?

[limitdriver321]

@TheSaintChyril What the fuck is 9gag?

[TheSaintChyril]

@limitdriver321 just some website which comments refer me to this page and the product.. all i know that it's similar with reddit and 4chan...

[limitdriver321]

@TheSaintChyril I checked it out, it's aids.

[Desolation17]

hate laptops,but that is sick and i totally want one.

[TJAkiller92]

yeah and how much and how hot does it get?

[TheNinjinx]

@TJAkiller92 $2800, it doesn't. 

[MrDNA1987]

3 inches thick.....What desktop replacements has this guy been using.

[Snaggbash2000]

es #1 hue....

[Coliostr0]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[nyanRyan]

@Coliostr0 i gonna sell by big pc!

[Sheeprwer]

@Coliostr0 and your house, and vehicle, and everything you own with it's price tag.

[Swierzaczek95]

Nerdgasm much =3

[sparrow2202]

a gt555m ? meh...i got the same graphic card and it's far from being the best one...can't handle BF3 on maxed settings !

[junsheng15]

the outer shell looks so much like a macbook

[ThatOtherAndrew]

I missed everything pass the guy with the Dinosaur berét....

[Nevikz]

I just cant match his voice with his face....

[AldyTjandra]

i can't afford 2800 bucks, take my left kidney, take it !!!!!

[justjustin69]

This thing is gonna overheat so bad. All thin laptops with average performance already do

[iishbs]

As expected.. ASIANS..

[fapc666]

I still prefer a numpad, fuck you with a cactus Razer.

[psycodoood]

game at 2:43?

[l3illabong]

@psycodoood league of legends...

[allexhps]

@psycodoood League of Legends.

[magna02]

I WILL GIVE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND FOR THIS !

[psyckho666]

People: THIS IS A SCAM.

[le0f]

EPICNESS LEVEL: ASIAN... and RUSSIAN?!

[denisrenelara]

jump to 0:41 to avoid the BS

[BabyEater9000]

I JUST CAME

[ethanliew1992]

"its is the 1st gaming laptop", "It is the thinnest laptop of its class" YOU DON'T SAY?

[MCToxication]

1:14 Four fuckters.

[charlestwoo]

why does the asian sound like an indian? 

[hvrio]

SUPER SICK LAPTOP, SUPER STUPID LOGO

[Ubiquidade]

The Razer Blade, reinventing the way to pay for overpriced crap.

[karpuzsever]

it's fuckin 2,800$. they can go fuck themselves.

[trintin123]

Dear Santa, I know its way too late BUT CMON !

[nathanshygd75]

Too awesome

[TheRealCadaver]

For the price, I'd rather build a really badass machine or upgrade my existing one. Still, it's pretty cool to see a gaming PC with a sleek form factor and REAL portability. Keep it up Razer! I loves you.

[antimistic]

HA! Razer is Brazillian, playing Morde, HUE HUE HUE

[disneyLove31]

Shut up and take my money!!

[TumaszPhilip]

omg i want it :( but i couldn't afford it :(

[CrimsonInHumanBlood]

I bet the battery will suck

[waldoon1210s]

i could sell my left one but i'd have to sell both to afford this laptop. i plan on keeping my balls but i will purchase a lotto ticket and keep getting karma points. i'm a wishful thinker..

[MyMMC]

well 2800$ is a fair price.. but....

im left handet so go fuck yourself guys!!!!

[CreedCroud]

@MyMMC yeah, maybe they didnt put the mouse pad in the best place for left handers :p buuuut, you could always just bring a mouse or something.

[MyMMC]

@CreedCroud

at home i have a gamingcomputer...

and when im in the train i cant use a mouse...

[CreedCroud]

@MyMMC then just buy an alienware. no need to say they should fuck themselves, in the end, no one left handed is gona buy the laptop.

[Impru]

@CreedCroud Im left handed, and i approve this message.

[Styper1]

Fuck you, I'm left-handed.

[Mamedense]

When you hear an asian talk like that you know that shit just got real

[TheRealCadaver]

@Mamedense Hahahahaha

[anthrax33]

"...we continue to innovate around four fucktor capabilities to benefit the end users"

[GnomeGuardian]

I like how the Asian guy at the beginning tries to sound English.

hehehe

[sloppy0taco]

what about over heating. does it have a good airflow or is it just a low temp laptop

[BullxR18]

cant belive ppl are disliking this! your all just jelly haters!

[pipeescobedo]

@BullxR18 you will never have it, then hate on it >:

[MrJinksyJinksy]

This guys voice could cure cancer

[ShadowSpy666]

Good luck at cooling that CPU in-games ;)

Nice thing with the costum button and the touchpad though

[jourdaz]

price?



[CreedCroud]

@jourdaz 2800 Dollar.

[iPHiLCrossFire]

@jourdaz 2799$.

[Jasepo]

how much?

[CreedCroud]

@Jasepo 2800 Dollar.

[ASLAR91]

great stuff guys but i was looking at the prices of your goods and i am just trying to keep my chin stable.Really now everything is TOO expensive.I am sorry i would like to have all of these but then i realize that i can live without them so thx but no thx!

[akongisme]

shut up and rob my house?

[NFSlegends]

Is it nice they are replying to our comment. Awesome and by the way I joined the giveaway Razer!

[ghty102]

for only a million usd.

[CreedCroud]

@ghty102 Only about 2800 Dollar.

[xtremescenes]

3 years of not eating school lunch and i might afford it

[MrDubbelodub]

I love the way this guy talks.. I want to be his friend

[715th]

AND ITS ONLY 2.600 DOLLARS NO PROBLEM -_-

[perrrry]

TELL ME WHERE I AM GOING TO SHIP THE MONEY!

[MrDubbelodub]

9Gag brought me here :)

[DonFleischKlops]

This is very nice. Hope there will be something like a giveaway and i might be lucky :P

[Fekillix]

So, where do I plug in my 7970? Oh, wait it's a laptop, it can't by upgraded!

[tony45692]

To bad I can't afford it LOL.

If only I could.

[leowu122]

dun think league of legends need that advance laptop lol?

[Line6Dk]

hmm how long time, can i play on the blade before i have to get power on? 1 hour or more?:)

[Snowbau5]

0:08 - 0:15 Description of my dick

[plartie]

@Snowbau5 comment like a BOSS

[SwiftHDX]

@Snowbau5 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL!

[MrKleinerNoob]

Razer Tiamat 7.1 I wait and wait and wait...

[silli34]

do bad i dont see any time in the near future that i will be able to aford this...