Orgasming Carp: Koi! 来い！恋！鯉！(Only in Japan!)

[asssergahasdff]

i learned things i only wish i could forget

[alejovj7]

hahahhahahah que risa me dio....

3:15.. i didn't know you had it in you...

very clever jeje

[Beulah502]

I must have seeb this ad 100 times

[ColdCutz007]

why did you have daishin do the koi face i almost threw up seeing that,you should of had that finapon or hannah minx do the kuru kuru KOIIIIIIIIIII face now that would of added 3000 subscribers right there peace son

[solobackpacking]

Japan tends to attract the perverts.

[do3bes]

you guys are awesome

[jen8933]

i used to hope to be reincarnated as some kind of bird but i've changed my my to fish.

preferably in the ocean.

or at least a sea creature--octipus? they are cool and pretty smart interesting creatures.

shark.

[niclovin88]

.....i bet he does a line before every video.

[poli21]

i wonder if its good

[DJeimaXe]

Other than Magicarp -.-;;;; How do they keep those things alive over the winter?¿

[Gimmeabreakman]

@DJeimaXe

They are really tough fish!

[DJeimaXe]

@Gimmeabreakman OH MAN! Wow! Without a doubt they DO really do look huge! Like..... Daichen's issue, I mean if Daichen can do it, then the CARP can!! X~X;;; THNX for replying!! it means a lot :"))

[TaleCharm]

@Gimmeabreakman so youre saying that koi fish can live during winter?

[Wh1ted3vil]

"Koi" in Thai means something really rude

[KingOfDemigod]

interesting.

[ciccarello]

<3 daichen!

[Dewani90]

i remembered love hina for a sec...

Koi (love)

Koi(love)

Kendo girl: koi(love)?

Old mans: das koi da (the first love)

you know, you look like a friend of mine and THAT is creepy

[noxure]

I hate people who buy expensive koi's, it's so snobbish. The worst thing about them is that they usually keep them in their yard and when herons try to eat them, those assholes try to poison or shoot those endangered birds.

First of all, herons are wild animals and they have every right to mess around in your lake. Those japanese fish on the other hand do not belong in Europe and nature doesn't care that you payed ten thousand euro's for a stupid fish, so go F yourself.

[OhFishyFish]

It's terrible what two nukes have done to those poor people..

[Bosque1994]

@OhFishyFish ROFLMAO

[Skullytan]

I was thinking about the come / go (kuru / iku) thing just the other day and I found this video by accident a few minutes ago ... xD

[ChildrenTouchMe]

wheres the orgasming carp? i came here to feed my strange fetish of koi orgasiminating

[s10FAIL]

let the bodys hit the floor



[Gaaraismybf]

2:52 That's hot

[LiliumCorsica]

Whaaaat.... what about 濃い??

Or 故意??　aww.....

[TheTongueBoy]

Finapon!!! The only person's name that rhymes with Magibon!!! I love it!!! peace and love

[selllout101]

magicarp

[narputho]

the only thing thst kept me interested was finna till the lesson start3d

[bigfatdick5000]

this guy is my 'chikubi' brother.

[Snooch1984]

trying too hard

[ciccarello]

magikrap!

[jeimuzupawaa]

Calm down

[Run3scaped]

haha nice video

[fractalstorm84]

Whats it with germans and japanophilia?

Like the one who calls herself Queen of Japan over youtube, MagicalPockyUsagi 0.o

[Volf99]

@fractalstorm84 dude that account is so old. Is this the girl who doesn't want to go to school and instead wants to go to Japan? Old news, like talking about Chocolate Rain

[LionofDawn]

kuru!! hahahah ill keep that in mind xD

[Heitor619]

Wha?

[PsykotikChimpmunk420]

Thia is great porn =)

[AznM4fia]

at 3:54 sounds like someone is beating their meat.

[iJutsu]

STOP CUMMING ON YOUTUBE U PURVE!

[Angell168]

OMG ... she is annnnoying.... >.> i dunno why.

[bleunt]

That girl makes me angry.

[elenchus]

which?

[Khaosispower]

I lol'd at their "orgasm face".

[MrChimpChimp]

What a bunch of ugly fellows.

[satori137]

"thanks daichen i didn't know you had it in ya...."

that pun was AWFUL... but it made me LOL. hehehehe

[shinyrobotblues]

hundreds of thousands of dollars?! Why?

[allgoo19]

Who drew the anime shown at the beginning of the clip?

They look great!!

[shehan117]

loooool nice one  :D

[maliciousdevice]

OH GOSH *dies* kuruu~ kuru~

[kyuuketsukiblood]

hahaha "iku iku iku" lmao

[ThisIsCleverUsername]

1:41

fap fap fap fap fap

[Farmartians]

LMFAO

[Criterion1990]

@ThisIsCleverUsername you mean Kuru kuru kuru kuru kuru?

[baker500877]

@ThisIsCleverUsername AHAHAHHAHAHA

[1984IcameandIstayed]

that cute girl looks like a Japanese with her hair dyed blond.

[czerny33]

are you one of those asian fetish guys?

[TAz69x]

lol, Vic's best vid to date (May 20th/2009)

collab works are great, Daichen was fucking hilarious ^_^

[humanbeansprout]

The Subject is Koi (carp).

"Koi" and "fallin in love" are same pronunciation in japanese,

and expression of the difference between "come (kuru)" and "iku (go)" .....

あぁ、英語は苦手。

なんとエッチなことを宣伝しなくても。

でも、この違い、大きいっすよねぇ。ｗ

欧州と日本の感性の違いを説明する上では非常に重要かと、常々私­も思っていたことでした。（笑

[SAMURAIHEARTX3]

あんたもよく考えるねぇ～

[comediamena]

what a madness!

thank´s for the information

enjoy japan.

Roberto

friom México

[AlmightyAtheismo]

LOL Dai-san wa ecchi sugiru ne.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

As far as bad puns are concerned, in Japanese they practically write themselves.

One person I met online asked me if I understood what they were saying: "oshiriaika?"

I responded: "そうよ、お尻を愛しているぞ！

They never wrote back to me :(

[GunbladeMassacre]

LMAO

Nice going.

[ArtFreak17]

Of course, the rather juvenile side of my brain had a field day with this video! So funny!

[Fxtaxmax]

I said the same thing after sex. but my japanese girlfriend said "tonjau".

It's hard to describe it in English...tobu?tonjau??

[jjcb111]

LOL

[0diidii0]

lol ok I was not expecting the demostration at 2:39 ! XD I really did lol at that! Awesome video. I didn't know about the Koi meaning come here..

[achigurh]

wow..i guess the saying "One man's garbage is another man's treasure" comes to mind..as carp in my part of the world are considered trash or rough and you can kill as many as you like.

[yashil17]

The German girl (Finnipon) looks Japanese doesn't she?

[finapon]

lol Finnipon sounds cute too!! ♥

[sorrow413]

lol

[Mapanda]

The last carps part is awsome...lol

[camera31]

pork is still better.

[NichiBeiTrader]

great vid, Vic!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Thanks, man! Long time no see!

[bluesheeft]

me likey.

[godlydrmr]

Hahahaha "I'm GOING I'm GOING!"

[kageromaru]

gotta love how you guys work together :D

[HarrySackthatsme]

u kinda suck

[NIMFA2828]

見ていて楽しかったです。私は英語が解らない人なのに、ビデオの­内容がよく伝わるところが凄いと思います。

[ForFun808]

And when did you get a cool intro!?!?! DAMN I'M SO OUT OF THE LOOP!

[ForFun808]

Since when did you get so random!!?!?!?!?!?!

[ManaStar]

Awesome!

Hahaha Daichen was hilarious!

I love how you include so many different youtuber's in your videos. Nice way to mix it up! :)

[Sugartalker]

That was awesome!! I really enojoyed this. I always do enjoy your vids though. The "come here" gesture was particularly interesting to me. Well done by all!!

[DerSchnurrbart]

I can't believe that people are willing to pay so much money for carp.

[caletcalet]

me gusta esa camisa

[marinatoad]

orgasmic asian was the best *__*

[roppongisan]

That German girl (Finapon) is a real weirdo!

[marinatoad]

lol i'm with ya XD

[Gimmeabreakman]

She is a very nice girl. Well, she just jumps about 100 subs, so obviously other people are interested.

[ofcoursehesthefarmer]

@roppongisan _ I like her. But then I'm kind of a humbert humbert figure.

[roppongisan]

Are you giving acting lessons now too?

[denitson777]

finapon,ummm that sure sounds so familiar...

[tavin15]

I'd love to know  how to "wa,wa,wa" :-)

[davidatwork]

Gimme, next time you explain anything sexual please use women as your examples. Watching men expalin cumming is not what I wanted to see.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

I hear ya, brother!

[Hikosaemon]

Wow, a whole new Boogie Nights side of Daichen!

[BusanKevin]

haha....that was one awesome video!!! Great collab Victor!!!!

[KimDonesia]

I love Finapon!! <333

[chimera15]

Oh yeah. Not only are there 40 words for everything, every word has 40 definitions. roflol

[chimera15]

Nice find.

[draggt03]

thats some good lessons victor <3 your my favorite teacher

[LobeSmoke]

hahaha,one word

EPIC

[OhCurt]

You're using the Optima font. YAY!

(yes, it's silly, but I love that font)

Either Daichen is a REALLY good actor, or... umm.... !

;-P

NICE use of the underwater camera there. I loved the shots of the koi.

[JustA11en]

Nice, out of character, cameo by TFTB.

Enjoyed everything but the blonde magibon. Just creepy.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Allen, Yes, I was probably most pleased with just seeing a part of Tommy I'd never seen before.

[Adahondeayenh]

This video is phucking sick. Why would you talk about cumming so much? Really useless lesson, thanks for giving 1000's of people trash for their minds.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Adahondeayenh, if that is all you got out of the video maybe you need to question yourself. This video had MANY things in it, right? All you focused on was a section that was less then 30 seconds long. And from a language teacher's point of view, it is interesting that Japaense GO, while in English we COME.

Now take a deep breath and RELAX!

[novanine]

Haha, good stuff!

Once again, I am acted off the screen! That Daichen is an animal.

[nonreviad]

The funny thing is that in Romanian, "Koi" (actually spelled "coi", but pronounced basically the same) is the slang term for "testicle". We really giggled when one of our teachers told us she was going to buy some "Koi fish". It seems these fish bring some gratuitous sexual innuendos in Romanian as well :P

[Gimmeaflakeman]

That is funny!

[EvangelionUnit03]

this is a funny video xD

ratng 5

[Joshparnell]

Hahahahaha LOL funny video thanks for shareing give it a 5/5!!!

[WildRebecca]

everyone stalks Maggie lol. Very edicational (some of it lol) I never thought I would EVER see Novanine or Daichen's sex face lmao :D ttyl, friend

[2bsirius]

Very coy...Oops, meant koi...

OMG I don't know if I'm coming or going.

[adakkochan]

SOOOO FUNNY! Daichen is great!!! Why didn't you act yourself , Victor? I want to see it! LOL!

[Projoiner1]

That was great.....thank you I'm going, I'm going, I'm going :o)

[finapon]

I'm so happy about this video!! Thank you so much Victor for the collab!!! ＼（＾∀＾）ノ ♥

lol, I didn't know you found me because I was stalking Maggie!! (I really was!! she's just too cute!!!)

LOL Novanine and daichen!!! I didn't knew that meaning of koi!!

[abba149]

MORE SEX!

[ilovebraziljapan]

That was funny and educative!!

Great actors in the video!!

Good job!

[Nuolimieli]

Had to come watch this again. The whole part with Daichen, Novanine & ElevenColors just crack me up too good. No pun intended.. i guess.

[smiley62]

hahahahahhaha too funny

[shotamerican]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

[obsquatch]

This is why I carry disinfectant spray where ever I go, because I never know if NovaNine has been there before me. That man leaves a slime trail like a slug.

[usercreated]

行く、行く、行く、行く、行く、行く！！！！！

[Brokenslipper]

koi koi koi Thatjapanesegirl was cute there XD lol and i hope maggie wasn't in the same room as Daichen o_O!!

[zeroarashi]

LOL! Daichen! For shame! -_-'

[robdun]

I'm going! I'm going! I'm going! ROFL!

[misspacman08]

novanine is brilliant!

[watcher8o]

I thought you had Gal Sone on this video at first...

Finapon is cute!

[markapsolon]

hey that was great. thanks for the lesson :)

[watcher8o]

You really need to ban Daichen from Maggie's channel if this is the result...

[Gimmeabreakman]

The proper authorities have been notified.

[speedyconkiwi]

woah! jump cuts! that's new :D

crazy blonde german girls.

[Gimmeabreakman]

LOL! Are you all crazy?

[Liacgi]

Funny but interesting also lol

[JimmerSD]

This is superb! iku, iku, iku , iku!

[nightshadelives40]

I got caught by my wife, singing your song, gimmeabreakman. Its a catchy tune.

[aland2faraway]

i always sing it 0-0

[MegamanEXEv2]

Ha great video Victor!

I think your audio was a little messed up though, as in just yours.

[NapalmXD]

Viva la Deutschland! WooT, geil.

[ViperaLLAP2U]

That was fun! LOL! I really learned something today!

[jeaimer24]

hahaha. fun post about coming and going.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Dude! You were great!!!!

[XxDarkDiazxX]

That scene will haunt you for decades man lol! Regardless your acting was very well done...unless you weren't really acting...

[creepyk1d]

HAHAHAHAHAHH.....iku

[Prncssdrake]

ridiculous video ;o) I got to learn something & enjoy gratuitous sex. What an amazing Thursday lol.

[MSWmson]

Really liked this one, mostly because it gave me a great pickup line for the Japanese hotties: work the hello/goodbye opposite manual gestures into casual conversation, and "Going my way?" dropped at the end of the night will tell you if it's thebeginning of the night instead. Thanks.

[olahan]

The sound effects were great

[DavePerry2012]

There's a pretty Morning Musume song called Koi-ING, which I guess translates as "falling in love-ing".

[DavePerry2012]

*blush*

[ItalianStallionette]

I'm totally jealous of your intro!

[Exhalethepain]

HAHAHA

awesome.

[MisterNES]

I actually already learned that they say 行く when having through personal experience...tee hee

[MisterNES]

having *an orgasm

(sorry, I was going whilst I was typing...kidding)

[Gimmeabreakman]

Clean up on aisle 10!

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

Great vid !! Put together well ! 5ved,Faved, and featured !!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Thanks, Tommy! Your section was the backbone and the substance of the whole video! And I think it's great you have this side of you. You should show off your KOI some day!

[pornfartin]

i have a koi, it was given to me for free! it's about 9 inches long, , and thick. the colors suck though, grey and white with a little bit of orange/gold under the fins. It's inside in my tank now but it's almost time to put them (i also have 2 gold fish that are 4 years old and about 5 inches long) in the pond for the summer.

[PurplePinstripeDevil]

This video was funny.

Good one.

;D

[bulletproofKevlar]

if you need any thing too i like to help somewho with this

[HoshiChispa]

dude this vid is freakin awesome! at least now i know how daichen lost his voice XD

[v0lt35v]

lol 5 stars!

[Deimosz]

lmao that was great, you were right I did learn something :D

favoring this vid!

[Ido013]

Did Daichen lose a bet or something? （・∀・）

Very funny stuff. Next video should be a drama where people die to say 愛してる

[benzone50]

very enjoyable victor & everyone.

[ottovoss1]

I always wonder how kois can survive in Japan and are not all eaten up by the japanese passers by. I mean, imagine burgers growing on trees in a US front garden.

[Gimmeabreakman]

If you go to aquariums you'll overhear people saying, THEY LOOK DELICIOUS!

[chimera15]

Aren't carp mostly bones?

[Heehawupyours]

They are once the Japanese are done with them! ;-)

[HaxorLee]

I'm going!!!

[chrisclub]

Koi bito?

[sk8warrior]

aha you see? it all makes sense now, doesn't it?　恋koi-love 人hito-person　恋人