Top 10 Ways to Harass a Telemarketer

[SlapstickCoyote]

you took #4 from seinfeld

[SlapstickCoyote]

But what if they're a recording? then what

[iamdustin12]

LOL the 245 people that disliked this are probably telemarketers..

[JesusTwoThousand]

i'd love to see her at (any) work

[HalseyAlexander]

She looks like a retard when she throws those balls 

[dklegend96]

I cant wait to do #4 and #2, lmfao.

[Origamiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

this is good

[WildRule9]

my favorite comeback was when someone wanted to talk to my dad about a phone plan. I told the telemarketer that my dad was drunk, naked, and running around the house with paint on his face, and the guy said he'd call back later.

[suprhavkdogi]

Did you skip number 9?

[HighwindIV]

number 4 is from sienfeld lol

[TheDonAK57]

CHOWW!!

[iLiekpie123123]

wow i'm chinese, but that was pretty funny :D

[lancedance2]

Number 7 was by far my favorite 

[LuckyLovesYoo]

Hilarious xDD

[hmderek07]

Nice. I might try the calling at home trick lol

[ilovecats222ful]

ok when they ask you some questions say let me ask you some questions and then scream at the top of your lungs WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS/LICK MY VAGINA (it depends if your a boy or a girl

[801trojan]

hahaha choing yang ching yong chong chong chang chong youyo chow! hahahahaha

[windyrainStorm]

haha! well i will give a call back many many times with my customer if they are acting like that.. easy! haha!

[remen3]

Lol, 10th ''Well well can we int-'' beep beep

[patriotim12]

I have tried farting into the phone, they actually call back.

[Lynnx7768]

This is awesome! Love it!

[ClubbySuperCharged]

You're apparently speaking Korean rather than Chinese LOL

[gnitiwrdrawkcab]

#7 is probably racist

[comikrocker]

Saw the "can I get your home number and call you back" one on Seinfeld

[MaxBenedek]

I know a company that actually uses the "Dont Worry Be Happy" song on hold.

[artists1018]

i LOVE your ring tone!

[Donzapp]

you should get them to hang up not just hang up your self, fail

[RafaelzJuicexD]

Awwwwwwwww the first one was soooo meannn!XDD

[TheCalebandDavidShow]

Will you marry me?! Wut...?

[wannabejapanesechica]

#4 OH THAT WAS COLD! LMFAO

[saksas991]

DUDE it's the same telemarketer every fucking time it is not REAL, if u really think this is real u gotta be from ???(another universe) seriously I know it's fun but it would be funny(ier(take away the y)) if this was another person everytime. If you don't understand me check out the 10 ways and listen to the girl/woman.

[Damnedsoul53]

im a telemarketer and i deal with this kind of bullshit everyday but damn this is so hilarious had me laughing my ass off

[luketheultimatefight]

Way to steal Jerry Seinfeld's joke and not give him credit...

[RushedPancake]

i have that plastic chicken it's hubba bubba right?

[mcdom89]

Whats the waiting music called? Ive been wondering so bad

[sanzoparty1066]

"I guess you don't want strangers calling at your house"

"No"

"Now you know how I feel!"

Epic!!!

[Jgarcia68]

@sanzoparty1066 It was actually taken from a Seinfield´s episode

[TheGiggittyGooo]

@sanzoparty1066 its was epic the first time i heard it

/watch?v=hllDWSbuDsQ

[merocs101nvnv]

Wow those fake calls are pretty good for being fake

[FILE20124]

THAT IS AWESOME, HOW YOU MADE THIS BITCH WAITING WHILE YOU GONE, THE WAITING MUSIC, WAS A TOUCH... HAHAHAHAHA, THAKS FOR THE ADVICES... GREETINGS FROM VIRGINIA...

[888dara888]

that was a WEEE BIT racist right there

why not russian?

[kevinfung007]

The Chinese is awful

[TheProAndTheNoob]

2:23 i have the same chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw it shits eggs while it walks well like malted milk balls but you get the idea

[pwyman12]

I'd do you.

[TheToploaderwasher]

LOL!!!!!!

[boomingpearl]

from a telemarketer

#8 ... we just hang up after a while and maybe even call back

#7 we will have some one who speakes chinese call you.. .

#6 we will call back on a later day

#4 some of us will give you are numbers if we've had a long day of assholes! its cause we were already pissed to begin with

#1 will be set as a call back for a different caller to handle lol

[jdlhawaii]

all my friends live in Antarctica !! so lol

[bignate197]

This is really funny!!

[illicitconfusion]

I've telemarketed for many years.. i could still close you down

it certainly sounds like you have a heart of gold just not a wallet to match

Im not asking for an arm or a leg, just a helping hand.

Ill put you down for the pledge,

Check your mailbox

[Fityfo54]

#7 is very offensive cuz i am chinese but still funny

[AlyTheFlirtyRockstar]

YOU'RE A WITCH!! WE WERE LISTENING TO BAD DAY ON OUR RADIO AND YOUR RINGTONE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!

[phatznipa66]

on #2..... the 3oman says hello this is ned shnibli, from school of rock, i think this may have been a prank

[TheSteelBlinds]

I wish i had that skill when they call me.

[Talalay99]

lol - you are very good and highly inventive - ever thought about putting togeher your own comedy show?

[mysticdarkrai135]

#2

ned shneebly lol school of rock

[biggzcorey]

you got #4 from seinfeld

[falloutnewvaguspro]

pretend to speek chinsce lol

[SpazemStudios]

What you should do is scream HOLY SHIT THE GOLDFISH IS ON FIRE. then hang up

[XxThePandaUndeadxX]

@SpazemStudios Fuck yeah!

[mario9dragon]

ok that was pretty good.

[mario9dragon]

Was that "Dont worry, be happy" playing in the background? Oh, yea, its for the telemarketer :P

[dognip666]

yalookgood

[Paradox3333]

i loved the one where you make them spell everything out

[mradog34]

I know another hilarious way. Try to sell them a product.

[BBBreal2006]

Yeah cause telemarketers love what they do. I had a job like that for years and couldn't get out of it. Took shit from people all day that thought I did it for the good of my health.

[CMOT101]

I tell them my name is Ima Timewaster and if they dont get the warning then I let them find out why I was called that

[polandpal97]

HAHAHA OMG I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT TELEMARKETER!!!!!!!! U R HILARIOUS

[flamedrag18]

HAHAHAHAHA

the first one is awesome

#5 is just wrong and hilarious "will you marry me?" "huh???" LOL

#4 is like a punch in the gut lol

[farria25]

u white bitch.... this shit is fake

[awinkler1086]

@farria25 "white bitch" u must be typical trash no shit its fake thats what it says before you watch it!!

[farria25]

@awinkler1086 tell your momma i wanna fuck

[supersaid23]

fake

[tartanmusician]

My vote for best thing to do: Sell them something.

"Oh, that sounds like a good idea, I'll tell you what, I'll buy that if you buy some cookie dough off of me, I'm selling it for school. We have...[obscenely long list of flavors]...

[tjv323]

you suck at juggling :(

[rikohp23]

THE PEOPLE IN THESE VIDEOS WASTE MORE TIME TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO HARRASS TELEMARKETERS THEN IF THEY JUST SAID NOT INTERESTED AND HUNG UP!!!!

[ReallySveet]

i love this video. its HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[MrJartie]

You girls are fucking retards in my opinion. Maybe a video of you guys licking each others slits or something.

[MekMarryMe]

I cracked up when u were fake Chinese

[TigerLill7]

well all my friends live in antarctica...soo

[ManofWario]

#1 should've been: Rick Rolling them. they hang up!

[NR1animefan]

218 telemarketers were on a break with nothing to do :D

[Sogwa]

FUNNY!

My aunt hilarious put them on hold and then leave to go to the store!

On another note, my gay friend got the Jehovah Wittiness & Mormons to stop coming around by inviting them in & introducing them to his lover as they witness the fact that they obviously share the bed. They both fled 2 never return

[shoopdablargh]

When the telemarketer comes up say "Hola Senor/Senorita!" or something else in Spanish. Then, if they switch over to speaking to you in Spanish, say something in English. Keep doing this to really piss them off.

[jsquad31]

3:22 is from seinfeld

[knight0500]

how do i get them to call me?

[Nehuskerfan2]

just keep saying "What?!" to them after every sentence

[smokeymctokem]

Telemarketers are LOSERS who cant get a real job

[iGRIND13]

3:24 to 3:40 so fukin true

[truantw16]

Yet another example of females failing at humor. If at least this was real... Fail.

[SammySpeaksUp]

really really really annoying camera angles.

[xXFirestar5Xx]

it may be fake but they are good ideas that work. i say stuff like " aww just a second i have to take a shit"

[Zalman1337]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

[JoseSalasblanca]

you got #4 from Seinfield.... be original!!!

[lilluke153]

FAKE AND GAY!

[FinalDragoon63]

I always enjoy trying to sell something back to them.

[Souran123]

but all my friends live in antarctica lol

[pimpleonureye]

fake and gay

[Krisando]

lolzor, can't believe 204 people missed the thumbs up button.

[BorinisMan]

Same girl every time... And telemarketers don't call your cellphone that often or at all! Fake and gay get a life you whore.

[TheRunescapefan3]

29 cents for antartica? wtf o.o

[Diel2012]

Bah is not funny

[Yaserman]

You should try to sell them something.

[LilDemon147]

i worked for 2 years as a telemarketer.. going by the description numbers 10 6 and 2 would work, anything else we would just shrug off or laugh at ourselves...

2 and 10 are really good though, so anoying, and heres why. if im on a call with someone whose just screaming or being rude or whatever i can end the call whenever i want, and move on, but if a customer shows interest in the product you can not hang up untill they decline the product, so yeah, your stuck on the phone with a non sale

[Sambucacat]

You're a fucking dirty slut.

[MsSarcia]

That sorta defeat the purpose. Now how are you going to receive your real incoming calls from friends and family?

[34Mangi]

BOB STOP PLAYIN AROUND I KNOW ITS YOU

[ronaldoforthewin]

Ciao is Chinese?

[3DPlanets]

@ronaldoforthewin

It's Italian. Google is your friend.

[ronaldoforthewin]

@3DPlanets Yes I was making the point it was a bit random she was supposedly talking chinese and then says an Italiaan word to say bye....

[TopNotchMax]

you sound like dory from finding nemo

[minchm]

The best way is to let them explain the product and ask a whole bunch of questions and then ask them to repeat the answers the ask them ti repeat the explabation of the product

[kyle892]

i think another thing would to act as a telemarketer. i did that one day and pissed somone off so bad, i acted like competition to AT&T when iw as at a friends house

[BlueTropX]

lol BOB? and she says she's roger? Pretty feminine male right there, maybe born with the vocal cords of a female.

Funny video btw... fake... but funny.

[zeroX4327]

#1 lol

[faffaflunkie]

Just put them on hold for awhile and check back every few minutes. Finally, after about 10 min. or so, tell them to fuck off.

[JESSEBOi8500]

My grandma house is full of telemarketers calling get and I will pick up the phone

[SuperMickmike]

im going to try number 7

[c3h89]

Use a fake name like "i'malooser' and die laughing because they don't get it.

Subject them to blasting rock and role.

Ask for their help with soduko

[PEEWEEK707]

hey u guys call a lady that is named sadie . f she trys to sell frozen sausages her number is 707-712-4071 prank call her and tell her u wanna buy her weiners then when she ask for ur credit card hang up

[yalookgoodthough]

Everyone! Again! Read the desciption and the pop up on the actual video! Thanks!

[MsSarcia]

@yalookgoodthough so like how many personal phone calls have you missed sitting your phone down on hold?

[BombSquat2000]

Its fake mainly because #2 the telemarketer says her name is Ned Schneebly...No chick I would think has the name Ned and the last name Schneebly and for the fact thats the name of Jack Blacks friend in School of Rock.

[1m2f3m4wth]

Is there a baby in the house? Are they crying? Put the phone up to them. The telemarketer will hang up. No baby? Talk to the telemarketer while you're peeing & flushing the toilet, then tell them you just went to the bathroom & have to wash your hands. Hang up & wash your hands while you laugh hysterically.

[Lovaelihn]

My favorite way to harrass telemarketers ( or bill collectors ) is to treat them as if they were working on a 900 line. Talk REALLY dirty to them and eventually THEY hang up on YOU. :)

[Bobalithmiss1]

#4 is soooo from Seinfeld <3

[RKftw68]

ask the telemarketers what they are wearing and what they will do to you

[goofyskater180]

you got number 4 from seinfeld

[Bugg7o9o4]

your juggling skills are amazing

[AmuseMeGaming]

#4 Was clever thinking :L

[bubbaXzone]

@AmuseMeGaming It was from the show "Seinfeld" >:D

[videolad100]

Why does ur Chinese accent sound like a deformed goat??

[Scorpiondesu]

@videolad100 because it's chinese.

[ELFELICIANO]

Talk low for some seconds...so they'll adjust the earphone to hear you better.

Then SCREAM!!!! You'll hurt them...

[lildiaz510]

#4 Seinfeld rip off

[sbrooks0178]

@ajd1992 Do the Chinese know that? Because all my Chinese language teachers (who are all native Chinese) call it Chinese. Mandarin and Cantonese are dialects.

[elteabrian]

Its the same person on the other end each time around.

[gapsinteeth123]

do you have down syndrome?

[p0kgai]

fink she does

[p0kgai]

ye the chiense 1 is fucked.. racist fat shit

[jgoemat]

What exactly is racist about it?

[Rayvn7]

Dude this is really bad. The only one that's funny is the countries thing - this actually simulates something.

[RoTTonMeLoNMaN187]

It's the same person each time

[ATMRlz]

how the hell do u get so many telemarkter calls?

[scubasteve1983]

#4: Ripoff from Seinfeld!

[mtdew123456789]

Call 1-618-717-0026

[typeanoise]

FAKE

[nowinterweather]

lol my grandpa had a 45 minute conversation with one

[ReaperP13]

it went from ten to eight

[hawmand]

fake i hear the person in the other room 3:27

[onarollof4]

if you decided to read what it says at the start of the vid you would know that it is the same person calling every time but hey....who reads?

[Awesomeboy225]

@hawmand yea its faint, but u can still hear it

[westboy48]

@hawmand I dont remember it being real.

[MrVidManiacMilo]

@hawmand and you realized its fake after you have heard the person in other room?

[ButterflyNM14]

@hawmand it doesn't matter, i still think it's funny :)

[TheMrJerm]

@hawmand Yes, they're not trying to make you think it's a real telemarketer

[yalookgoodthough]

@TheMrJerm Thank you. I'm getting really tired of people calling it fake, it's actually pretty funny. We are not trying to make anyone think it's real!

[yalookgoodthough]

@hawmand You guys are so silly! Don't you see the very first bubble that pops up in the beginning? This is a dramatization, we are not trying to "fool" anyone! It was just for fun!

[OriginalVis1]

All were funny exept the speaking "chinese" one...thats just plain ignorance

[kileXemoXboy]

love your ringtone. just saying.

[Chloetyne22]

@ajd1992 we're americans. what do you expect?

[Needlessband]

this is dumb, im a telemarketer, (technically im a professional fundraiser) i dont sell anything, i ask for donations... people say get a real job, but im actually working and actually getting a paycheck. unlike some bums on the street, stop fucking with people over the phone its their fucking job. (and trust me, we want to call you as much as you want us to call you IT SUCKS)

[artisticlatino07]

I feel you on so many levels. I work for a market research center. I hang up on people like this who just want to waste our time.

[Chloetyne22]

@Needlessband and we all fucking hate you too.

[Omgausername6]

oh stop bitching its part of your job to get fucked with =D

[Tanyag9]

@Needlessband im a telemarketer and personally this stuff kinda makes my day. when i go home these are the stories my friends like to hear, not about the donations i raised or w/e, you can chill...

[rafidiisme]

haha so fake....

[kallesmomm]

sounds fake.. all the voices are the same??

[halo3u2]

dude it says THSI IS A DRAMATIZATION

[inoobtubedJFK]

ok im mean but thats cruel lol...

[devotedfan22]

omigosh! i can't stand it, my sides hurt from laughing, the whole chinese part is side splitting funny esp 25-26

[ovechkinfan92]

@devotedfan22 I've been a telemarketer for long enough so that I've become used to hearing that.

I've heard way, way funnier.