My Almost Psychic Friend

[Fallout3boy2077]

perception-2

charisma-9 congrats :)

[TheSqueezedLemon]

Meanwhile at Valve...

[imOverWhere]

retards below me

vvvv

retards everywhere

[Heretic123456]

@imOverWhere arent we all a bit retarded?

[RGavin11]

@Heretic123456 No we're not. We all like to type up unfunny memes and put them on the Internet for no good reason. Wait ...

[JonnieZombie]

His foreskin is amazing, but his hindskin is lacking.

[Milodreng123]

@JonnieZombie Nice copying of the top comment you fucking retard

[hockeytom11]

@Milodreng123 there is a difference between "skin" and "sight". nice reading you fucking retard

[Milodreng123]

@hockeytom11 Stfu its still a Motherfucking Copy

[hockeytom11]

@Milodreng123 u failed. fucking retard

[pyro458]

bfirenzi! :)

[ReaperyU]

Little did he know, the masked man was there to cut the cake.

[J0Fernando]

his phone isnt connected to anything ...

[halo10001]

I swear the descriptions for these videos are amazing.

[TheSqueezedLemon]

Meanwhile at Valve...

[piranha031091]

"Attention chérie, ça va couper!"

(french speaking people that have seen a particular movie will get it).

[enter5918]

spy in our mits men

[studlyman40]

Do people still answer the phone by saying Y'ello?

[rakuencallisto]

@studlyman40 only if you're cool like me

[studlyman40]

@rakuencallisto if cool you mean gay then yeah dude ur the coolest guy ever

[DeathlyVolts]

@studlyman40 what is wrong with gay? or are you in lack of sarcasm.

[studlyman40]

@DeathlyVolts Dude these comments are from 2 months ago, in other words shut the fuck up

[DeathlyVolts]

@studlyman40 Then don't comment.

[studlyman40]

@DeathlyVolts Thats what I'm trying to tell you retard

[DeathlyVolts]

@studlyman40 Yet you still comment. We made a new conversation, doesn't matter how old the original spark was. Just because you don't see smoke, doesn't mean the fire is out. Welcome to the internet.

[studlyman40]

@DeathlyVolts Wat the fuck are you talking about dude, welcome to the internet and you are another noob ass fagot... if your smart then dont fucking respond dude

[studlyman40]

@studlyman40 By the way all your videos suck major donkey dick...kinda like you

[kingryany3]

He's about to get

*Puts on sun glasses*

Psyched!

YEEAAAHHH!

[GRENTHSNOOB]

I know I'm having an problem with my internet when I'm buffering... on a 5SecondFilms : (

[KllopZ]

It's called "Five-Second *FILMS*" that means only the FILM is 5 seconds.

[TheAquamanTom]

Pshh.. House phone...

[VirtuaBlueAM2]

Yeah, Everthing's FI FI FI FI FI NENENENENENE

[Xyrhoshii]

@VirtuaBlueAM2 I laughed so hard.

[Stinoism]

@VirtuaBlueAM2 i dont get it :s?

[BRBBOWFLEXINL4D]

@Stinoism

Everyday dubstep

[Stinoism]

@BRBBOWFLEXINL4D oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh­hh

[GreatDinn]

Hmmm. I feel like there's going to be around 5 dislikes.

One of those feelings about stupid people, ya know?

[wtfisagoodusername]

Why is that gardener entering his house?

[LOLOLFilms]

best eight seconds of my life

[comunicatesinsilence]

this film. is 8 seconds.

[pathofoblivion]

@comunicatesinsilence Dude the seconds for the intro and outro don't count, so it is 5 SECONDS.

[THEJIGGADREWSHOW]

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF

or ( Lmaooooooooo ).......

[lmatera28]

Pretty cool!

If you would like another laugh type in: nutty cooking peter part 4

[Hemulen40]

´Almost ´ ? !!

[learue8]

Kelcie with a knife in her teeth totally got me hot.

(God I hope that was Kelcie...)

[ErostheEpic]

His foresight is amazing, but his hindsight is lacking.

[red00devil]

@ErostheEpic

+1

[DaBunnyMasta]

The new wireless wired phone. I'm totally getting one.

[timb0nic]

the guy in the mask is jon worley ... so obvious.

[Sonicdeathmonkey1000]

The phone is not plugged in.

[AdudenamedKemp]

Okay, there's no way somebody's going to say "I don't get it."

[Kerguelen88]

I've got a bad feeling about this.

[P4N4XO]

THERE IS NO 0:07 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MaxONEFIVENINETWO]

@P4N4XO There's no 1:53 either, so fucking what?

[ChiCkeNlegProjeCT]

Well he is not almost psychic, He is psychic... hes bad feeling was correct :O

[invadercorren]

@ChiCkeNlegProjeCT No, he had a bad feeling about his friend -- not himself -- and that's why he called him. Hence, he is ALMOST psychic.

[kapillie]

LOOK BEHIND YOU NOOOOOOO

[TheSmachiaveli]

Did anyone else notice the guy on the right didnt have a wire on his phone ?

[ImJustKenn]

@TheSmachiaveli might have been a cordless one.

[xXreCKdAsoULxX]

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[magggie1]

TS UR MOM!

[doseusa]

I love how everybody noticed how old the phone is and not the crazy man with a nife

[cybercobra2]

@doseusa dude there was a crazy guy with a knife?!¿ i thought this vid was about the phones¿¿¿¿

[RawrMeCookie]

@doseusa Maybe because the crazy man with a "nife" as you put.. Knife* btw, is obvious?

[doseusa]

@RawrMeCookie Oh oops yeah

Knife...

[kanin111]

Did any1 else notice that the right guy didnt have a wire on his phone ?

[0HaNnaHrUlz0]

@kanin111 I don't get it?!? It's obviously a cordless phone..

[StephensStuff]

First to last before the end Destination

[JonteIRL]

what are he doing with his fingers?

[Lugiazul]

@JonteIRL You should wanted to mean 'What Is he doing', thought.

[JonteIRL]

@Lugiazul oh sry haha

[imhungry64]

The guy on the right has a wired phone, just without the wire. Cord. Thing.

[pennpnil09]

dats one weird phone

[SimplifiedKaze]

OMG he's totally Psychic! The phone is not even plugged in!

[Zyphes]

Slenderman

[XeDro98754]

The guy in the right's phone dont have a cable connected to it!!! :O

[dasz12]

the guy's a hypnotist! thumbs up if you've seen him in freddiew!

[brendameistar]

@dasz12 thumb whore.

[AlphaTek795]

The guy on the right sounds like an adolescent boy XD

[MrDiTime]

808 videos? Damnitsgood!

[Dasyati]

I watch twice so I can fully enjoy the bad acting on BOTH sides of the screen

[ShadoTheBrainTheif]

Johnny Quickdeath is about to live up to his name. again.

[FlippyGrapes]

Looks like he

*puts on sunglasses*

Is going to get stabbed.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[sethboy66]

@FlippyGrapes you know those usually have puns in them. but ok.

[4ndrewchong]

@sethboy66 Well...hey, at least he

*puts on sunglasses*

took a stab at it.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[sethboy66]

@4ndrewchong now that's how you do it :D

[sethboy66]

@FlippyGrapes you see you need to learn from @4ndrewchong.

[jbear0000]

That is exactly how I died.

[iBrez45]

lol, i love how the phones arent plugged in

[Blacklemon67a]

@iBrez45 cordless, perhaps?

[LyubenV]

One of your better sketches 5sf.

Well done.

Well.

Done.

[MazinDizer]

It's amazing how he can answer when his phone has literally nothing on it, not even buttons.

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

I like how both the top comments have grammar mistakes, and there are a ton of people calling them out on it. The work of my fellow grammar Nazi's has not gone unnoticed! Soon....soon the whole English speaking populace will be better at spelling and grammar! Bwahahaha!

[TrinaVlogs]

lol love it!!!

[MyHeavySac]

who uses a wired phone anymore

[gianlucanders]

@MyHeavySac I do, want a picture?

[MyHeavySac]

@gianlucanders to prove that u have it no i dont care im just saying

[simahasas]

@MyHeavySac People. the mankind.

[mordsinnex]

@MyHeavySac I do. Asshole. :D

[903harman]

@MyHeavySac we'll looked like he was in a office.

[kohrak123]

@MyHeavySac Hardcore people

[backandforthvideos]

@MyHeavySac Last time I checked, land lines are way more reliable and have much better quality

[Kidzilla99]

@MyHeavySac dead men apparently

[MyHeavySac]

@Kidzilla99 ROFL XD

[MyBadMagnet]

@MyHeavySac me..

[Gam3Junkie7]

@MyHeavySac I do! *TIME PARADOX* Hey it isn't worth a time paradox! I just...don't throw away stuff that still works...I can hook those things up to a phoneline when the power's down and still get signal.

[WhiteWolf895]

@MyHeavySac Hipsters.

[0BucketMask0]

@MyHeavySac people who have no money for better phones... :(

[Cagethemonkey1819]

@MyHeavySac Ppl with house phones...

[artfacestudios]

classic!

[peytonmanning1288]

This video is completely unbelievable...Pauly P doesn't do dishes.

[s0viet]

Where did an escaped convict get panty hose? IMMERSION RUINED

[PuddingUpProductions]

That is art, guys! I love this channel so much

[TheDemonicDude]

Lol Amazing.

[mikeJRthe2nd]

I just realized that the there is a phone cord to separate the two screens. That's pretty clever (thought it's probably been done before but still it looks great).

[UnknownNewYorker]

lol. I can't think of anything clever to say, so yea...

[ThePidgeottosNest]

my first youtube comment...fuck, fuck, shit, balls, vanilla twat waffles, bitch, asshole, fuuuck!!

[Quate32]

@ThePidgeottosNest off to a good start

[wigglrpop]

why is bad grammar inevitable in top comments

[keziify]

@wigglrpop fail second is fail

[vgfreak4life]

what the Psychic didn't know was the convict behind him trips over the window seal, and impales himself with his own knife, while the Psychic is on the phone, oblivious.

[fnvids]

Good for him

[ninjabearsinc2]

I've noticed a lot more of Brian in recent 5SF's. This pleases me.

[LyubenV]

@ninjabearsinc2

I like Brian. He was there from the start. Or something.

But more Jon Worley please. And more adverts. They are hilarious.

[Noxor0]

@ninjabearsinc2 ew

[Missponybiss]

this channel is AWESOME!

[NinjaBeatle]

Son, you got a panty on yo head.

[FilmFTW1]

Final Destination in 5 seconds! (I don't know, I don't watch the films that often.)

[XeDro98754]

That bad feeling is caused by that that he forgot opening the door to his friend,so he had the climb the window.

[touchsmart0]

HE CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS SNATCHING YOU PEOPLE UP, SO U BETTER HIDE YOU KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE AND HIDE YOUR HUSBAND

[texasholdem1]

Hes climbin in yo windows..

[DeSmurfen125]

Hide yo kids, Hide you wife cause the gardener is climbing through your windows! ;D

[PopofromSoHo]

Only in Chico can you find a gardener with a sock on his head.

[ChaoticMatters]

lol another great one!

[FredrikTWesterlund]

@SMGargoil Becuase they are better then your I guess?

[DoctorSneakynipples]

@SMGargoil do*

[Jusman010]

@SMGargoil Because the majority of Youtube users are retards

[adamisajoker]

@SMGargoil Looks like you're the retarded one, It's do not does.

[PuneyPune]

@SMGargoil Oh, that's good. Haha.

[LuneyTune72]

@SMGargoil I don't know, why "does" retarded comments make it to the top? Irony.

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@SMGargoil Like yours? With the horrible grammar.

[Zalman1337]

@SMGargoil lol irony

[venato75]

@SMGargoil delete your retarded comment plz

[TheMaskedInsomniac]

@SMGargoil Do not does. . . retard.

[MadMadtheGing]

@SMGargoil **do

[HeroOfTheSidewalk]

@SMGargoil Oh the irony! And the poor grammar...

[Gaudentic]

@SMGargoil does that means you are retarded?

[facecycle]

@SMGargoil Does that make you retarded?

[colourfulwithaU]

@SMGargoil

Maybe that's a question to ask yourself, retard.

[e3axordos]

@colourfulwithaU

no,you are a retard.

[colourfulwithaU]

@e3axordos

Great comeback. Did you come up with that all by yourself?

[e3axordos]

@colourfulwithaU

what?comeback?what?look at the usernames again carefully faggot. This only proved my point that you are a retard.

[dilsco]

@SMGargoil

*Why do only retarded comments make it to the top?

Gee, I don't know.

[stokesy10101]

@SMGargoil You're comment is a prime example.

[TCfoxs]

One person is an idiot.

[TCfoxs]

Hide yo children, hide yo wife.

[Suicidalpony55]

he's climbin in yo windows snatchin people up~

[capsule56]

Knife in the back of my head?

I never asked for this.

[zoombalaboy]

I always have to watch 5 Second Films multiple time to actually get what's going on...

[jaowseph]

They Climbing in yo Windows...

[thepokekid01]

Lol, this is so funny to me

[pivotman88]

NEW RECORD NOT A SINGLE DISLIKER :D

[cronon94]

@pivotman88 shhhhh shhh sh shhhhhh

[19UNDERGROUND95]

more thumb ups than views ;]

[coolslyfox123]

heeeeeees climbing in your windows...

[QwikstopX]

That phone has no buttons or cord...

[Dogman36]

I HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT THE EARTHQUAKE

[RipleyisBA]

@Dogman36 IF THIS IS TRUE POSTING THIS KIND OF A COMMENT ON A VIDEO WHOSE CREATORS' FOLLOWERS ARE ALL CYNICAL, MEAN PEOPLE IS KIND OF AN UNWISE CHOICE.

[Dogman36]

@RipleyisBA IT IS ALWAYS FUNNY TO SEE WHAT KIND OF SHIT THEY CAN COME UP WITH! BRING IT OOONNN!!!!!