@VASINGER The sad thing is you don't even know what you're talking about. We have heard your same rant from many others like you, who never bothered to read the whole book they revere so much to call it "historical." god has not made himself anything, science has made your god irrelevant and useless, don't you know we have been able to create life out of nothing? What you see around you and call "his creation" is just The Earth, and the laws of Physics at work. Now, go read a science book.
@VASINGER it's not funny to you because you're the butt of the joke. stick to writing country songs about boning- I mean "riding"- your horse. Jesus is just a kid in my after school program in Harlem.
@thewolfpacktravels Jesus Christ is Lord! The deceived are the ones with their brain chemistry malfunctioned. Jesus Christ fulfilled Jewish prophecy. The Bible is a historical text. God made himself relevant. Proof is in His creation . This skit is trying to make a mockery of the truth, but the sad thing is, its not even funny.
This is totally hysterical--especially love the warnings!
sharonguynup 6 months ago
@PainlessTragedy23 i love the Onion. I interned there to start my comedy career.
-Nick
TempleHorses 7 months ago
@PainlessTragedy23 omg really? tell us more..
101796bg 7 months ago
Hahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Katalyzt 7 months ago 4
Beware of over medicating yourself with jesupro, there is a risk of ending up a
cat-holic.
jipersson 7 months ago 2
Awesome. Great job. Lorditate!
CultOfDusty 7 months ago 2
@VASINGER The sad thing is you don't even know what you're talking about. We have heard your same rant from many others like you, who never bothered to read the whole book they revere so much to call it "historical." god has not made himself anything, science has made your god irrelevant and useless, don't you know we have been able to create life out of nothing? What you see around you and call "his creation" is just The Earth, and the laws of Physics at work. Now, go read a science book.
1Monicks 8 months ago 6
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1Monicks 8 months ago
@VASINGER it's not funny to you because you're the butt of the joke. stick to writing country songs about boning- I mean "riding"- your horse. Jesus is just a kid in my after school program in Harlem.
thewolfpacktravels 8 months ago 2
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VASINGER 8 months ago
@VASINGER they don't like making fun of silly world views South of the Mason Dixon line, eh?
thewolfpacktravels 8 months ago
@thewolfpacktravels Jesus Christ is Lord! The deceived are the ones with their brain chemistry malfunctioned. Jesus Christ fulfilled Jewish prophecy. The Bible is a historical text. God made himself relevant. Proof is in His creation . This skit is trying to make a mockery of the truth, but the sad thing is, its not even funny.
VASINGER 8 months ago
@VASINGER You know you have to only take 2 jesupro a day right...?? i think you overdose hahahaha
marcoporno 7 months ago
Did you run over the puppy's paw with your chair or something? it sounded like it when Jesus showed up.
paganpixieprincess 8 months ago
@paganpixieprincess nope, was my sneaker on the floor. puppy's fine. Thanks for watching!
TempleHorses 8 months ago
Hey, I could sell 'em for ya. hallylooyah!
freshpoodleforme 9 months ago
@freshpoodleforme they took my job! they took his dog! ow-ow-awooooooooo!
ShitTikiHates 9 months ago
There's nothing quite like blanket stereotypes.
HerrKatzenvater 10 months ago
@HerrKatzenvater Pot meet Kettle. Kettle meet Pot.
ShitTikiHates 9 months ago
That made my day!
ReligionPutrifies 10 months ago
2 people are on Jesupro...
Sartorius54 10 months ago
GREAT! HAHA!
nickbxnyc 10 months ago
I LOVE "sky castle"! Funny video!
Decibel33 10 months ago
yawn
kdizzle1983 10 months ago
Great vid! Thanks!
HeatherSpoonheim 10 months ago
Hahaha.
xXWraithSoldierXx 10 months ago
WITH A BALL PIT!
thewolfpacktravels 10 months ago
Nick Ruggia makes the best Jesus.
HendrixWarhol13 10 months ago
Where can I get some?
MrZhirobasss 10 months ago