@Marinecorpswife100 Thank you for watching. I was sealed in the temple, and was witness for a couple of other temple weddings, and attended a few more as a guest, and attended the temple a few times just to do sealings. I'm actually pretty familiar with it.
Perhaps you would find my "Mormons are Normal and Mainstream" video more to your liking.
Thanks again for watching, and I offer you the blessing delicious pasta.
@twocentsin6 So out of interest, what makes your chosen interpretation of divine revelation any less vacuous than supposed fairies appearing to perverted, racist narcissistic con men?
The FLDS generally refer to this as taking a young bride or as you and I would refer to it a "child" bride. Joseph Smith, at age 36 or so took two young brides (in addition to the other wives he had) who were only aged 14 at the time. One was the Helen Mar Kimball, Heber's daughter. There were also other teenage brides of Joseph. The marriages were illegal (just as those of the FLDS are today) because Illinois had a law outlawing bigamy at the time. FLDS practices started with Joseph Smith.
We don't do polygamy anymore. That was banned mor than a hundred years ago. Plus it wasn't just the Mormons that practiced polygamy back then.That would now be the Fundelmentalist LDS church. We have nothing to do with that sect. What they do is wrong Get all your facts straight before telling the public false facts !
@pianoplayingmormon Actually, in COJCOLDS men who were sealed to a first wife who then died can be married and sealed to another in the temple, and if she dies, they can then be married and sealed to another. There is no limit. These marriages and sealings ARE fully recognized by COJCOLDS and according to the COJCOLDS doctrine they are also recognized by God, and the man will be in a polygamous marriage for eternity, so Mormons still practice polygamy. FLDS follow original LDS teachings.
Go to the LDS dot org. Go to the Polygamy page. Read it please. You'll see.
The FLDS "prophet" is not a man called of God. Thats one thing we believe in. A man must be called of God to be head of the church. Polygamy obviously is another example of wrong doing. We believe we must obey the laws of the land. In 1904 polygamy was prohibted throughout the world. God commanded the members to stop practicing it. More in next comment.
Oh we also don't sexually abuse our children. Sure there are some psychos out there who may be members, but they aren't practicing the doctrine they should live by. Usually they are the ones excommunicated or have their priveleges taken away. It is their choice because we have free agency. If they choose to do these horrible acts, they will stand before God, responsible and guilty for their actions. I feel the FLDS church may have adopted some of our teachings but use them in false ways. Seeya
@moronchurch Also we arent racist. There are many races in the LDS church. Especially black people. The FLDS church believes blacks are only people from the devil. The LDS church believes we are all sons and daughters of God. We should all love one another. Have you read about the Lost Boys? It's ridiculous. We don't excommunicate boys for dating of listening to rock music. 400 were! FLDS church frauded the govenment too. Really think that the LDS church would do that? No!
So what you're saying is that if I stop faking my orgasms, you'll give my partner and I the green light to have a Live Moron Church Temple Wedding ceremony web-cast?
Before I consult her with this as one of our options, are there any other stipulations I should be aware of?
@whirlpoolzend Well of course there's the Pilsbury Dough Boy hat and apron combo that may cause you a great deal of embarrassment, as well as stifled mirth from your bride, and amongst any uninitiated members of the viewing public - but that said, if you can get through that without being completely traumatised, then chances are you'll get through anything life throws at you....which is a pretty good basis for a long and happy marriage...
You look moron. Shabby hairy.. By the way homosexuality is a disgusting killing business of Mankind! Faggots or Lesibians derserve to go to hell or perdition. Moron stupid stuff should be stopped!
you know what ? i was a skepic,,,but after seeing this video, i want to learn more about mormons. i think i would like to go to their churchs. does anyone know where i can donate money to a good mormon cause? does anyone also know,,,how long a lsd trip lasts?
You truly have no idea what you're talking about. It's sickening watching you. Honestly.
Marinecorpswife100 3 weeks ago
@Marinecorpswife100 Thank you for watching. I was sealed in the temple, and was witness for a couple of other temple weddings, and attended a few more as a guest, and attended the temple a few times just to do sealings. I'm actually pretty familiar with it.
Perhaps you would find my "Mormons are Normal and Mainstream" video more to your liking.
Thanks again for watching, and I offer you the blessing delicious pasta.
moronchurch 3 weeks ago
@twocentsin6 So out of interest, what makes your chosen interpretation of divine revelation any less vacuous than supposed fairies appearing to perverted, racist narcissistic con men?
TheAngelMoroni 2 months ago
Looks MORE like a LSD mormon than a LDS one. lol
gblueslover2 7 months ago
The FLDS generally refer to this as taking a young bride or as you and I would refer to it a "child" bride. Joseph Smith, at age 36 or so took two young brides (in addition to the other wives he had) who were only aged 14 at the time. One was the Helen Mar Kimball, Heber's daughter. There were also other teenage brides of Joseph. The marriages were illegal (just as those of the FLDS are today) because Illinois had a law outlawing bigamy at the time. FLDS practices started with Joseph Smith.
moronchurch 1 year ago
We don't do polygamy anymore. That was banned mor than a hundred years ago. Plus it wasn't just the Mormons that practiced polygamy back then.That would now be the Fundelmentalist LDS church. We have nothing to do with that sect. What they do is wrong Get all your facts straight before telling the public false facts !
pianoplayingmormon 1 year ago
@pianoplayingmormon Actually, in COJCOLDS men who were sealed to a first wife who then died can be married and sealed to another in the temple, and if she dies, they can then be married and sealed to another. There is no limit. These marriages and sealings ARE fully recognized by COJCOLDS and according to the COJCOLDS doctrine they are also recognized by God, and the man will be in a polygamous marriage for eternity, so Mormons still practice polygamy. FLDS follow original LDS teachings.
moronchurch 1 year ago 2
@moronchurch What is COJCOLDS?
Go to the LDS dot org. Go to the Polygamy page. Read it please. You'll see.
The FLDS "prophet" is not a man called of God. Thats one thing we believe in. A man must be called of God to be head of the church. Polygamy obviously is another example of wrong doing. We believe we must obey the laws of the land. In 1904 polygamy was prohibted throughout the world. God commanded the members to stop practicing it. More in next comment.
pianoplayingmormon 1 year ago
Oh we also don't sexually abuse our children. Sure there are some psychos out there who may be members, but they aren't practicing the doctrine they should live by. Usually they are the ones excommunicated or have their priveleges taken away. It is their choice because we have free agency. If they choose to do these horrible acts, they will stand before God, responsible and guilty for their actions. I feel the FLDS church may have adopted some of our teachings but use them in false ways. Seeya
pianoplayingmormon 1 year ago
@moronchurch Also we arent racist. There are many races in the LDS church. Especially black people. The FLDS church believes blacks are only people from the devil. The LDS church believes we are all sons and daughters of God. We should all love one another. Have you read about the Lost Boys? It's ridiculous. We don't excommunicate boys for dating of listening to rock music. 400 were! FLDS church frauded the govenment too. Really think that the LDS church would do that? No!
pianoplayingmormon 1 year ago
So what you're saying is that if I stop faking my orgasms, you'll give my partner and I the green light to have a Live Moron Church Temple Wedding ceremony web-cast?
Before I consult her with this as one of our options, are there any other stipulations I should be aware of?
whirlpoolzend 1 year ago
@whirlpoolzend Well of course there's the Pilsbury Dough Boy hat and apron combo that may cause you a great deal of embarrassment, as well as stifled mirth from your bride, and amongst any uninitiated members of the viewing public - but that said, if you can get through that without being completely traumatised, then chances are you'll get through anything life throws at you....which is a pretty good basis for a long and happy marriage...
smileitstheosmonds 1 year ago
@smileitstheosmonds Woman is a miracle of divine contra-interdictions so perhaps getting to the point of marriage is only half the battle?
whirlpoolzend 1 year ago
You look moron. Shabby hairy.. By the way homosexuality is a disgusting killing business of Mankind! Faggots or Lesibians derserve to go to hell or perdition. Moron stupid stuff should be stopped!
strongpride73 1 year ago
Speaking of marriage... I'm watching 8: The Mormon Proposition right now, and you're in it! That's pretty cool.
hugotomasson 1 year ago
you know what ? i was a skepic,,,but after seeing this video, i want to learn more about mormons. i think i would like to go to their churchs. does anyone know where i can donate money to a good mormon cause? does anyone also know,,,how long a lsd trip lasts?
JESUStheATHEIST1 1 year ago
The traffic-control orange vest is a nice touch. ;)
GraciesDaddy5 1 year ago
How about a pic of Kelsey so we could have a vote on him/her?
riss50ima 1 year ago