how about when you go to a hospital for a bariatric seminar, get lost and go up to the security guard to ask where a specific room number is, and before you can ask, he says, "I bet you're here for the weight loss seminar." Um, yeah.
this was so funny and it made me cry all at the same time I am trying to get state aide to help cause at this moment I am all alone and unable to work I cant walk without fracturing my feet anymore but with no insurance its hard. I cry cause I know there is more to life than sitting here watching beautifull people doing what i know i can do to. good luck with all your endevers and humor is the best medicine of all time. god bless -audra
OMG ROFL!!! This is CLASSIC! I'm only 5 days out post-op so it still hurts to laugh, but WOW, this is HILARIOUS! Thank you for posting this. And reading the comments makes it all the more funny LOL!
You know your fat when you have to lose over 50 pounds for anyone to notice and then they say something like, "Somethings different, did you get your hair done or something?"
You know your fat when .... the largest size in the plus size section of the store is too small.
... you wobble instead of walk.
... when you take off your bra and there is a meals worth of food lost in your bosom.
Angelove42909 1 year ago
oh yeah...i can relate to many of these. No offense taken.
dottiemay71 1 year ago
how about when you go to a hospital for a bariatric seminar, get lost and go up to the security guard to ask where a specific room number is, and before you can ask, he says, "I bet you're here for the weight loss seminar." Um, yeah.
Lightenup2010 2 years ago
you know if you are fat if jou need 2 places in a airplane.
and if you fall trough a jump thing in the swimming place
mitchellvdb 2 years ago
this was so funny and it made me cry all at the same time I am trying to get state aide to help cause at this moment I am all alone and unable to work I cant walk without fracturing my feet anymore but with no insurance its hard. I cry cause I know there is more to life than sitting here watching beautifull people doing what i know i can do to. good luck with all your endevers and humor is the best medicine of all time. god bless -audra
audradeecruz 2 years ago
I know what you mean about being funny and crying at the same time. I wish you the best and keep fighting the fight.
WeightNoLonger 2 years ago
You know you're fat when....
...you go to take a walk with family or friends and you have to tell them "hey it's not a race"
...your stomach sticks out more than your chest.
...you try to angle yourself in pictures to look even a little thinner.
...you stand in the back of pictures so that only your face shows in them.
...when people are coming back for seconds at a meal, you want to come back for thirds.
...you realize there is no other way but to have WLS to change/save your life.
Twilight31088 2 years ago
Good ones!
WeightNoLonger 2 years ago
You know you're fat when...
...your grown children know to ask the hostess for a table, not a booth.
changeisgood46 2 years ago
ahhahahahahaa
XxCrazyPlaguey22 2 years ago
LOL this is pretty funny and I can sadly relate to a few of these. tee hee
stimpy907th 2 years ago
OMG ROFL!!! This is CLASSIC! I'm only 5 days out post-op so it still hurts to laugh, but WOW, this is HILARIOUS! Thank you for posting this. And reading the comments makes it all the more funny LOL!
Fierybutterflywings 3 years ago
...you grow your hair out and people think your a girl.
...people ask you when are you dew?
...you think your feet are gone when you look down.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
RyanSkates897 3 years ago
haha omg i love it
Valeriahx3 3 years ago
You know your fat when you have to lose over 50 pounds for anyone to notice and then they say something like, "Somethings different, did you get your hair done or something?"
WeightNoLonger 3 years ago
You know your fat when you are in a hurry and someone says "Hurry, run!" and you say "I am!".
WeightNoLonger 3 years ago
Haha! I was reading all the way down and I had a similar one in my head and you just said it Karen!
When you're buying groceries for dinner and you pretend you're cooking for a dinner party.
Great video, I'll favourite it :D
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CurtisVlog 3 years ago
HA HA You are so funny. I was laughing myself silly.Too funny.
nanananabhappy 3 years ago
Thanks for adding.
You Know Your Fat When...
...you can't even wear blue jeans
...you have to push down on the arms of those little white plastic chairs to get your butt out of them.
...you have to scout out the chairs and booths before you find a place to sit in a restaurant
...you go through one drive-thru on the way to another
WeightNoLonger 3 years ago
you know you're fat when.... another person bigger than you walks by and says, dang!!!!
or...
when you notice they just don't make towels as big as they use to....
when you run and you get two black eyes...
you lay on a water bed and you hit the bottom, and the person beside you is 2 feet higher .....
(lol I can't take credit for these! I googled them! ) L O L
allforliving 3 years ago
lmao you are a trip. i definitely could relate to a lot of these! But not eating out of the garbage! thanks for the giggle!!!
allforliving 3 years ago
hahahaha!! I LOVE that! The 'wet line'!! That is tooo funny! I can relate to so much of that! Very funny. Made me laugh! Wonderful!
cotysmom 3 years ago
You Know your fat when someone asks how far along you are...
when you get an extra cheese burger on to of the super sized extra value meal...
when everyone at the table is 'so stuffed' and all you can think of is what's for dessert....
when everyone is wearing big winter jackets gloves and thick pants and your in short and a t-shirt....
when you finally buy the dreaded moo moo 'for comfort'...
magoonerbar 3 years ago
I can relate to all of that!
...when you act like you are buying for two at the dirve-thru window.
WeightNoLonger 3 years ago