You Gotta Have Standards

[jjgotwings]

If you look up Damian Kulash in the Dictionary it will say:

Damian Kulash (Day-me-an-cool-ash)

Def.- The smokin hot guitar player/singer for OKGO who's hamburgers are just as awesome as the videos that he appears in. Which is very awesome. Even Dictionary wants one of Damian Kulash's hamburgers. And wants to star in one of his videos. If only Dictionary could...

[MileGoesTube]

I would like to taste those burgers (and I'm not talking about the grilled ones)

[TheJajuka]

Webbers, Best BBQ's ever. A male has got to have standards. Both in the pattys shape, and the grill he uses.

[deadliestrapevalaid]

You cook too, damn!

[Hadreleii]

I wonder if Damian will ever realize that he could use a cookie-cutter for this very purpose.

[lilballerina]

I want to eat a hamburger cooked by Damian.

[applepieisgoodtoeat]

OCD much? hahaha

[Banryu95]

I hope they were good! I love burgers. The only thing I would've done differently is that I usually make them kinda thin. The problem is that, as you said, you want there to be a perfect balance of pink inside and cooked outside. A thinner burger needs less time to cook through, so you can crank up the heat and it'll form a nice crust on the outside without burning, and stay pink in the middle.

[mbluescat61]

Lol

[zucchini4067]

My parents use a burger press. It works quite nicely and it takes no time to do a pile of burgers. Always nice to go home for a home made burger.

[Roboto6]

what you do is after you make the patty, push your finger in the middle so it leaves a dent, that way when it shrinks, your left with a nice even and flat burger, instead of a flying saucer shape. trust me on this one, im a chef. yay

[cornonthecobweb]

It's sort of sad how much I want one of Damian's hamburgers.

And I don't even eat beef.

[editash7]

@cornonthecobweb That's what she said.

[cazal607]

hope that's grass fed, Damian.

[AnonyFerret]

Damian CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGAR.

[youstink14]

love you guys since i first heard on triple play

[okgo344]

damian is funny!

[YouHaveMetYourMaker]

in the last vid i watched i said tim was wierd, turns out ur all wierd lolz, love the music though

[Corvobell]

hommade burgers are awesome

[xGraceUnderPressurex]

When I read your newsletter up on the forums(you should really fix your mailing list) I was so excited I actually felt a little nauseous, PHILLY! that's so close to me! Then I realized I'd need a car to get there... My dreams of seeing you live have been crushed for now. I'm still optimistic you might find your way just a little closer to me.. either that or by next tour I'll have my own car.

[nopantsman320]

I'd be totally cool with OK Go not coming out with new music if they just continued to put these short videos up.

[imgordonfreeman]

maybe there are some hints from these video that are related to their new songs... dig in

[ohmylittlekitten]

ha ha this is so perfect ...

and btw just sayin.. if its a little pink on the inside u won't really get sick... just sayin : )

[shaydiperson]

And now we lie in wake, hoping that he doesn't get Ecoli... >___>;

[Belzebub001]

Hmm...interesting...

[mollybrunk]

:) damian makes me happy.

[thephantommilk]

you know, hamburgers should really be fully cooked all the way through.

See, when the meat is all ground up, the bacteria gets spread everywhere, even the middle.

They're not like steaks, where only the outside needs to be cooked for it to be safe.

So even if the pink stuff is more delicious, in hamburgers it's not really safe...

I only say this as someone whose brother once had E-Coli from an undercooked hamburger.

=)

[Dellazice]

I got it from a watermelon that was cut with an uncleaned knife, You could get it from just about anything if it was used to cut meat. How do you know it was the hamburger?

[thephantommilk]

=O yikes, that's scary... glad you're ok now though =)

Um, he was at a cub scout camp cookout, and he actually noticed that the hamburger was a pink, but he was like 9 at the time so he ate it anyways, not really knowing any better- and then a couple days later... yeah. He was in the hospital for a week =/

[cazal607]

EXACTLY, did you know that if you buy beef already ground, or eat a hamburger from a place like McDonalds, you are potentially eating beef from a hundred different animals in one burger? Contamination probability shoots way up under these circumstances.

If you must eat beef, buy grass fed and grind it yourself for the safest eating!

[Xcokedav096]

i love damien

[ambrookers]

Oh how I love randomness.

Also, this was too cute. :)

[adricta82]

standards make the world go round...

[LoriAretz]

I don't know why this is online, but I also don't care, because AWESOME! I'd watch OK GO read the telephone book.

[tehfadedcolour]

hahaha. damien kulash! how we miss your beautiful singing voice! come back to us soon?

[davidjolly007]

mmm...

[ConnorsCrap]

i am hungry now

[Sunblam]

...Did it work?

:)