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  • LMFAO

    "...no, i'd rather be thrown through a windshield hardly..."

    kevin's laugh just makes it 10x funnier.

  • "This is just like my Junior prom."

    "Wow, hot girl in your lap?"

    "No, I was at home playing with my transformers."

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  • @Cruzman3609

    Actually, it was THAT funny (to me, anyway) because my friend owned one such Camero when this Rifftrax was released and that car gave him endless heartaches and headaches, so this line pretty much summed it all up for me.

  • I have a question? Why isnt when Sam comes home with that EXPENSIVE CAMERO, why doesnt his Mom or Dad ask where he got it?!

  • I always knew that only the MST guys could make TRANSFORMERS worth watching.

  • Smoke Manmuscle

  • "You're kinda like my new pants now!"

    *writes that down for future use*

  • where is the rest of the rifftrax for this movie?

  • I love Kevin's laugh! XD

  • Magic the Gathering is infinetly more exciting than this movie!

  • @Clay3613 excitement is the one thing this movie has going for it (a good plot on the other hand...)

  • "If it's good enough for Hasselhoff, it's good enough for you." If they did the whole movie, they should have gone on about how Megan Fox was hanging out with every good looking guy in the world (and now she's with Shia.)

  • "Straight from the KIll Bill soundtrack"

  • That reference to "Knight Rider" made my day.

  • :08-:12 lol!

    is that the Goo Goo Dolls' "Before it's too late" on the radio? If so, sweet! (and yes i know it was the theme for this movie)

    "you're kinda like my new pants now"

  • @purpleshamrock17 it wasn't just on the radio, it was playing for awhile and it was quite obvious especially since you seem to be familiar with the song. Also it wasn't the theme song for Transformers, Linkin Park's What I've Done was the theme song for the first Transformers. There's a lot of fail in your comment but I forgive you...... this time.

  • @DeimosEclipse Um...okay, thanks for correcting me. I haven't seen these movies but i do appreciate any Rifftrax whether i've seen the actual movie or not. And i know the song cuz i love GGD.

  • ...oh wait

  • Bob Johnson! 

  • lol

  • 1:02 - Shia Labeouf : ...line?

  • Crud Bonemeal!

  • Or the best: Pod People.

    "I think this is movie D! D for Dumb!"

  • I heart all of you.

  • Big McLargehuge!

  • Touch Rustrod

  • Buff Drinklots!

  • Space Mutiny references? I'm loving it.

  • smash lampjaw

  • blast hardcheese.

  • Dirk Hardpec

  • Bob Johnson...oh wait..

  • Thick McRunfast!

  • Smoke Manmuscle

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  • Bulk Vanderhuge

  • Wow! This is just like MY Junior prom! Hot girl in my lap? No, I was at home watching MST3K.

  • Yeah, the old Camaro had character! It was worn-down, looked like it'd been through hell... but NOOO, that's not good enough for the KEWL demographic. Those douchebags.

  • fags

  • "$4000 just drove away!"

    "I could've bought so many magic the gathering cards with that money!"

    I loved that bit, especially since I never could get into playing magic.

  • Gristle McThornBody. Ok, Sorry. Couldn't resist.

  • Transformers will actually be good after the MST treatment. Even witht he diffident steak and that greasey WHOREbag Megan put together in a lab fox . UGH

  • "Wow, the new Camero! Which is crappier and worth LESS!"

    God i love Mike!

  • Great news everyone! The Transformers 2 Rifftrax is coming out on October 22. Be sure to be on the lookout for that.

  • Buff Drinklots!

  • @Windclaw Punch Rockgroin!

  • I'm hoping the awful "Transformers" sequel gets a Rifftrax. It definitely deserves it after the bad reviews it got.

  • screw you

  • You can't handle the truth Starscream! Just about every review I saw in Imdb claimed the movie was terrible. It shows you in this day in age, that special effects are concentrated more than the storyline itself. If that won't convince you, see POTC: At World's End.

  • who?

  • It has, I think you can find clips of it on youtube.

  • it's got a rifftrax. as funny as this one!

  • Yeah I know. I made that comment months ago before I found out about it.

  • oops! sorry. :-)

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  • im kinda surprised that they didn't comment about there being nobody in the new camaro

  • Roll fizzlebeef!

  • Big McLargehuge

  • Slam Squatthrust!

  • We put out faith in Blast Hardcheese

  • Bob Johnson!

  • Crunch Buttsteak!

  • Punch Rockgroin

  • Gee, can you tell that the movie was sponsored by General Motors? :-P

  • I hated this movie but with this dub the movie just became more enjoyable.

  • "WOW! The new model Camero, which is crappier and worth less!"

    XD

  • "no id rather be thrown through a window" lol

    He was at home playing with his "transformer".

  • " her five is all spray tan places " lol

    she does look as if she got one of those horrible spray tans

  • I did the same thing for my junior prom

  • Wonderful wonderful!

  • Blast Hardcheese!

  • then again, sam could always just lick it off. I'm sure bumblebee would just love sam's tongue on him :D

  • "make sure you dont get any delicious burger king ranch dip and sauce on it"

    "are you kidding i wouldent want to waste any of that"

    that always cracks me up

  • "This is just like my junior prom."

    "Wow, hot girl in your lap?"

    "No, I was at home, playing with my Transformers."

  • we put our faith in blast hardcheese

  • Butch Squarejaw !

  • "WOW, the new model Camaro! Which is crappier and worth less! :O"

  • Made me LMAO for ages!! XD

  • "If it's good enough for Hasselhoff, it's good enough for you" Lawl, Knight Rider reference.

  • That one was the one that made me crack up.

  • im so used to the mst3k movies that i wish there were chairs on the bottom of the screen with tom crow and mike

  • I finally watched this rifftrax a few nights ago. It was awesome.

  • If I wanted a hot girl in my lap, I'd lie and say I had the only seatbelt available as well lol.

  • wow the new model camaro which is crappier and worth less. I h8 this movie with the flaming passion of a thousand burning suns

  • well said

  • Reminds me of my senior prom!

    Sitting at home just playing with my transformers!

  • You mean you feel dumber than after watching this movie as is? I'm sorry, but that's just scientifically impossible.

  • Hmmm. You wrote "GOd" and used the phrase "most not funny." Wow! You ARE dumber after watching this clip. Maybe you should check out those You Tube videos with frat boys getting hit in the crotch with Nerf balls and golf clubs. Seems more your speed. I'd like to wish you the best of luck with your new sub-par intellect :-)

  • magpiepeck lol! GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR MAN/MISS! optimusjd is obviously not a die hard fan of mike nelson and the crew from mst3k.

  • Sorry to you people who didn't like Transformers. I liked it, and I understand that each movie has a flaw or more, but I enjoyed it.

    Anyway, though I liked the movie, RiffTrax made it just a bit better :D

  • Transformers was one of the few movies that I actually lost patience with; it was because of that horribly botched comic relief Michael Bay shoehorned into EVERY FUCKING SCENE.

    Thank God for Mike, Kevin and Bill, though; their humor is never unwelcome.

  • Great point. Every movie this kid is in has that cheesy..I'm a dork but there is something really deep about me..just waiting to surface. I hate this kid and this is why I'm worried about the new indiana jones.

  • Awesome name! Beef Bonemeal. Thick McRunFast. Splint Chesthair...

  • Steak Slamfist.

  • Buff Drinklots!

  • Punch Side-iron.

  • Big McLargehuge

  • blast hardcheese

  • Grissel McThornbody

  • Crud Bonemeal

  • Bob Johnson

  • Big Mclargehuge!!!!!

  • Thick McRunFast!

    -FT

  • Butch Deadlift!

  • Blast HardCheese!

    -FT

  • Bob Johnson! Oh wait...

  • big mclargehuge

  • PUNCH RockGroin.

  • Thick Armhuge

  • Smoke ManMuscle

  • buck plankchest!

  • Buff Drinklots!

  • Flint Ironstag

  • Bob Johnson...oh wait...

  • aaaand you had reason to worry about it... It sucked... lol ten months later. That's great.

  • Transformers is really fairly awful. Not only is its plot piecemeal and unengaging, it's also the ugliest movie I've ever seen. The color palette ranges from dingy yellow to neon blue.

  • Am I the only one who felt sticky while looking directly at the cinematography? :S

  • The photography in this dumb film is to slutty humidity as Wally Pfister's is to pristine clarity.

  • Ah, I love intelligent comparisons between this movie and movies/filmmakers that feature talent and competence. <:) *lol*

  • amen. AMEN. Her five are all spray tan places. hahahahah!

  • hahah "no, i'd rather be thrown through a windshield horribly"

  • Gotta' love the Popeye robot.

  • "Ladies and Gentlemen - Direct from the Kill Bill soundtrack!" LOL.... I thought the same thing as well. This scene makes me think of the Crazy 88...

  • "Wow, the new Camerro, that's crappier and is worth less!"

    Amen to that.

  • "this is just like my junior prom.

    Wow, hot girl in your lap?

    No, I was at home playing with my Transformers."

    Man, I have to get some of these rifftrax!

  • Somebody look at Frenzy transforming into that cell phone and tell me that the animators weren't cheating. :P

  • "her 5 is all spraytan place"

    *this cars a pretty good driver, too bad his only tapes are only ray stevens and anthony robbins motivational tapes" ROFL

  • "I could've bought so many 'Magic: the Gathering' cards with that money!"

    "Make sure not to get any delicious Burger King ranch dippin' sauce on it...(sarcastic)Really? I wouldn't want to waste that!"

    Great stuff!

  • "I could've bought so many 'Magic: the Gathering' cards with that money!"

    "Make sure not to get any delicious Burger King ranch dippin' sauce on it...(sarcastic)Really? I wouldn't want to waste that!"

    Great stuff!

  • hahaha her "5" are all spray tan places

  • 'wow the new model camero, which is crapier and worth less!"

  • "you're like my new pants now."

    Genius. Love it. I need to rent this and Batman and Robin.

  • Just like MST3K, Mike and the gang took a crappy movie and made it watchable. You guys rock!

  • i wouldn't go that far, the movie was great. but his was pretty funny.

  • "The movie was great"?? Really?

  • Only if 'great' is German for 'crap'. :)

  • All right, Mike Bay, we know it's you.

  • "Ladies and gentlemen, direct from the Kill Bill soundtrack...!"

    "Wow the new model Camaro which is crappier and worth less!" and just the way Kevin laughs after Mike says that makes it even better.

    I love these guys.

  • "Wow, this is just like my junior prom!"

    "Hot girl on your lap?"

    "No, I was at home, playing with my Transformers."

    Good one, Mike XD

  • it's rifftrax not MST3K, cinematic titanic has something like that.

  • im not sitting in that seat

    "if its good enough for hasslehoff its good enough for you!" lol

  • yep this is just like my junior prom..

    hot girl sitting in your lap?

    no i was at home playing with my transformers!

    rofl

  • lmao "this is just like my prom"

    "woo hotgirl in your lap?"

    "no i was at home playing with my transformers"

    hilarious

  • This summer....

    Bumblebee will....

    Kill Teens

  • "WOW!! The new model Camaro, which is crappier and worth less!!"

  • Dumb ass, these ARE the guys from MST3K

  • And actually, this movie was terrible.

  • fuckin sucked...but movies made these days thats more of a compliment...

  • this movie sucks and the fact that you like this movie proves how much shit youl take from the movie industry, i thank these guys for standing up and saying WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

  • It's okay if you like a movie that has its share of flaws, but I just want fans of this movie to be able to explain WHY they like it without saying "just shut your brain off" or "shut up and get laid, you fucking fag!".

  • No kidding. If I have to shut my brain off to get any enoyment, then why would I bother in the first place?

  • Hey, I was AGREEING with you, pal.

    And a mom joke? Come on...

  • very fonzie

  • "no I was at home playing with my transformers" XD

  • Thank you, Mike & the 'Bots, for making this movie watchable. :)

    MIKE: This is just like my junior prom.

    KEVIN: Wow, hot girl in your lap?

    MIKE: No, I was at home playing with my Transformers.

    *LMFAO*

  • I don't mind you ranting, but could you employ a bit more punctuation? THIS particular message of yours was kind of hard to get through. <:P *l*

  • The Hasselhoff remark is the one that made me laugh the hardest. The ducking (I learned a new term today!) is a bit annoying, even though it doesn't seem to be avoidable. Still, it is very worth it to hear MST-ing from the original MST-ers. (Butchering English again, sorry.)

  • If it's good enough for Hasselhoff, it's good enough for you!