Kids, today's lesson is that if you start smoking at age 15, then you can become a tobacco CEO.
I knew those choices I made in high school were going to come back and bite me in the ass. I should have started smoking at 15 to help pay for my art-creating habits.
I like the fact they put that a tobacco company going bust is good.
Kinda veers round the part of thousands of people losing their jobs and the tobacco growers in some third world company resorting to growing canabis to make ends meet in future.
Well, cannabis is less bad for health and less addictive than tobacco, but it's also not a good way to profit if you're in a third-world country (and besides, most tobacco smoked in cigarettes in the U.S. is grown in the U.S.). Opium is really the way to go.
actualy I think the credits were the best part. If I made a game id totaly do the credits like that
bubbyparker 2 months ago
So Cracked.com WASN'T making this up!? Wow...
Whodigiya 1 year ago
@Whodigiya
Yep, it's a real game.
TheNintendhoe 1 year ago
whoever made this should've been shot....just saying....
MLMB1987 1 year ago
um...its not AMMO. ITS UR OXYGEN
Bluerichmund 2 years ago
At times, the guy reviewing this kinda sounds like Garfield from Garfield and Friends. XD
FluffyGryphon 3 years ago
"The person who decided things" lolz
12vCummins 3 years ago 3
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Are you retarded?
drkool1994 3 years ago
dumb person who made the credits:
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if only that was in the credits of the game
zzzzzzzzzzzzz9483942 3 years ago 3
Kids, today's lesson is that if you start smoking at age 15, then you can become a tobacco CEO.
I knew those choices I made in high school were going to come back and bite me in the ass. I should have started smoking at 15 to help pay for my art-creating habits.
lexmarkblackink 3 years ago 3
I like the fact they put that a tobacco company going bust is good.
Kinda veers round the part of thousands of people losing their jobs and the tobacco growers in some third world company resorting to growing canabis to make ends meet in future.
ScrewAttackEurope 3 years ago 10
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RobotwarsKing 3 years ago
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RobotwarsKing 2 years ago
Well, cannabis is less bad for health and less addictive than tobacco, but it's also not a good way to profit if you're in a third-world country (and besides, most tobacco smoked in cigarettes in the U.S. is grown in the U.S.). Opium is really the way to go.
Anyway, this game makes me wanna smoke. :)
Eyedunno 1 year ago
It's good to see that somebody else actually knows this game exists. For a while I thought it might all be in my imagination.
balletman 3 years ago 3
Me too... only I thought I saw this game in a nightmare.
Eleene 3 years ago
Nice!!!!
grave123456 3 years ago 2
Hahaahaha I love your reviews
goqsane 3 years ago 3
Thanks.
TheNintendhoe 3 years ago
"Terrible Gameplay, A Tiny Doctor, and Microscopic Killbots from Raya Systems have entered TheNintendhoe's Game Cartridge! USE CAUTION!"
RobotwarsKing 2 years ago
I played it, and never more did I want a cigarette.
VonCouch 3 years ago 3
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RobotwarsKing 2 years ago
This game gave me lung cancer.
Sisselz 4 years ago 14
*Coughs, and falls over dead after playing this game*
RobotwarsKing 4 years ago 5
it's so hard
truth2film 4 years ago 7
Person who suffered due to this game: And you, the player :<
RyonaKing 4 years ago 6