The Best and Funniest Quotes of Grayson Hunt and Friends in Bulletstorm (Part 1)

[boombangboom56]

RIP Waggleton P. Tallylicker

you will be missed.

[Xsmarine13]

"I'll give you a mouthful of love punk!"

"Sure ur guns big enougph to deliver?"

"Size don't matter,all in how u use it."

"Sure you go on beliving that."

whoa,deja vu.....

[SoapMactaviification]

RIP Waggleton P. Tallylicker :(

[brucewayne264]

6:20-6:44 the best... Steve's voice it makes it even more funnier

[xMOSTYMANx]

Steve. Blum. Is. Best. Voice. Actor. Evar.

[darkbyke]

Ohhhh Ishi... you got annoying fast. :(

[awesomegunz]

YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF ME!

[ChaosSolider1]

This guy is Tank Dempsey.

[blindedby2monkeys]

1:15 i heard minh

[psychoslayer1993]

Trishka=Really profane femshep. :P

[Ragerofmachines]

Waggleton P. Tallylicker will be remembered T_T

[youvebeensarged88]

I pissed my pants the first time I heard the waggleton line

[FanboysSuck343]

Ive decieded to name my child waggleton.

[Audioworm]

"What? What does that even mean? You're gonna kill my dick? I'll kill YOUR dick! How 'bout that, huh?"

I laughed my ass off.

[bainaka]

waggleton P tallylikcker shall be missed

[xQWIKSCOPER32x]

i kill your dick....

[staffer]

Oh Lord. I just played the part at 7:52 on my Xbox for the first time, then I found this. I've never laughed so hard for so long at a video game.

[mycatisdumb99]

I can't believe that's Tom from Toonami he evens sounds the same.

[mycatisdumb99]

I can't believe that's Tom from Toonami he evens sounds the same.

[xd1rtx]

has anyone said whether or not grayson will be in gears 3? if not, i'm saying it, grayson will be a playable character in gears 3 multiplayer,, at least i hope so, funny shit,,, would be fukn sweet if ishi (sp?) was in gears 3 also...

[MAXIMUMamac]

I'm gonna kill YOUR DICKS!

You're going to kill my dick?! Well I'll kill you're DICK!

[kevynspeed]

@MAXIMUMamac DICKTITS!

[Madkiped]

"Speaking of dick-killing parties" lmao!

[DeltaKlata]

So glad I didn't buy this game...it's like sitting in a middle school locker room where every kid is gay and trying to hide it with stupid jokes.

[DivideInfinity]

@DeltaKlata Funny how you use "gay" and "middle school locker room" in a sentance. Irony is beautiful, isnt it?

[thatpwnerpwnedme]

3:05 Is the best!

[waffleboy1307]

Grayson sounds like Tank Dempsey from cod zombies

[bungdup]

@waffleboy1307

That;s because it's the same guy :P

[SmithOfGear92]

@waffleboy1307 The voice actor Steve Blum does both characters' voices.

[jackthestunner]

god dammit i laugh at all of these except 1:32 WHY DON'T I GET IT?!?!?!

[aaronelgin]

"I named him Wiggleton P. Tally Licker I never got the chance to tell him!"\

"He served us well." lool :( R.I.P Wiggleton P. Tally Licker

[3colt3]

Wiggleton P Tallylicker.... LMFAO

[pussyzila]

sun backed asshole

[NANOFORGE]

YOU'RE GONNA KILL MY DICK!?

[DamazViccar]

Great Teacher Onizuka anyone?

[Ironbat92]

Best. Song, Ever.

[MiyariShirou]

After this vid, I sent everyone on my Xbox 360 friends' list a voice message saying "I'm going to kill your dick~!" Then they'd be like "Aww, why would you do that~? I need it~!" XD

[PersonaHizara]

LOL Kill your dicks?

[suchablonde14]

i love the one that gray says when Ishi gets eaten by the hyper-mutated maneater xD

"WHAT IN HAPPY HORSE-SHIT WAS THAT?!?"

[suchablonde14]

you didn't have my favorite one!

Gray: - kicks something -

Rell: damn, boss, does everything you touch, crumble into dog shit?

Gray: well, your mom survived.. ha ha, barely

Rell: damn, now i know how the ol' gal got that limp

[soulman398]

i love it how the game combines humor and gore thumbs up if you agree! also thumbs up if you think sarrano has the funniest lines in the game.

[SuperAfricanwarrior]

you can get a robot and come killing with me lol

[guitarfreak1008]

the first time I heard the whole 'kill your dick' thing I have said that almost about 80% of my entire vocabulary

[fraroc]

Grayson Hunt=The love child of Wolverine, Duke Nukem, Cartman, and Ozzy Osbourne.

[Nazrul117]

@fraroc You forgot Tank Dempsey.

[green123438]

@fraroc Don't forget Grunt.

[thanatosthegod]

@fraroc and Spike Spiegal

[crypto66]

@fraroc Eww...

[madgamer099]

@fraroc and jack black

[IcedEarthaholic]

"I need to get some pads for my ass. Old gal wasn't built for that much abuse." "I'm not interested in quantifying how much abuse your ass is built for." **LOL** Priceless!

[hasandil1]

- Even the worst shit has a use.

- That's why we keep you around.

Hilarious :D

[Rex0142king]

Did anyone else understand the subliminal joke in what Ishi says at 1:25-1:33?

(^_^) /I\ I8==D / \

[master7july]

@Rex0142king yeah its really funny xD

[nblemay619]

speaking of dick killing parties....

[SlashNquegoole]

"Yeah? Go fuck yourself! You shit piles give chase, I will kill your dicks!"

"What? What does that even mean? You're gonna kill my dick?

We- I'll kill YOUR dick, how 'bout that, huh?"

[raisinbrand96]

haha

"c'mere sexy. ooh, got some weight on you"

[MrDamianboy123]

7:45 u know away around i beleave i do as long as u do it quiet kicks a board much explosions.

[PhantomSilent]

That Waggleton P. Tallylicker moment reminded me so much of Lyle from Sanity not Included

[CovSgtTater]

Hilarious lmao.

[Huebination]

They should've made a collector's edition including one flacon of "Sunbaked Asshole"!

[puncher85438]

Funny shit at 4:12 thats the kinda fun I would have

[A9900960]

speaking off dick killing parties lolololololol

[gamergg]

Lol the girl has a dick. ahahahhaa

[dadadannn]

"You scared the dick off me!"

[naebram607]

@7:41 - 8:07

that was some funny shit.. lolz!

[gamefreak4441]

MURDER THEM IN THEIR HOLES!

[dararestofdemall]

UHHH....that was QUEER ASS HELL!!! in the elevator on the beach!!! O_O

[GhostDrakaro]

Talk about laughing at the face of death.

[Searcheur]

steven blum 

[brucenatelee]

I'm gonna kill your dick... way to make an orgy very impotent. If there was a sequel, I hope they don't dumb down the dialogue. Also want to be able to unlock weapons and use them in any mission (based on complaints I heard and read).

[BlackOpsASCENTION]

TANK DEMPSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Halo1138]

The sequel will have these words just before the opening scene:

'In Memorium to Wagglaton P. Tallylicker:

Robot, Killing Machine, Friend'

[digiking2314]

did any 1 notice that ishi put his human hand in the generator

[ellementification]

@digiking2314 he said he didnt have a transmitter or something... thats why

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

Sunbaked asshole - a cologne by Ishi Sato.

[lukacho5]

6:16 best part! i literally laughed my ass of!

[Sarge494]

@MrLoadingscreen oh hell yes!

[punkforlife20]

3:11 - 3:25 was my favorite

[EzioAditory]

Favorite line 6:16

[Karyuuful]

oh really?! now they made the fucking layout black?! FUCK Youtube!!

[TheDynastQueen]

I fucking love this game and Gray, the dialogue alone was well wroth my money.

[MultiMrblade]

LOL,thumbs up if you saw at 0:52 saw a few easter eggs!

1st.The Skull has a piss!

2nd.The Skull is called Sluggo!

[MrBalfazaar]

He's also Tom from Toonami.

[pissfotz]

6:11 best quote ever

[CyclopticPoggy]

Well finally! We got us a new badass hero! Finally another Duke Nukem or Serious Sam! =D

[Jotgut]

Captain Foley /Grunt/Company Of Heroes Allies Intel

[Neroese1]

Badoom!

[ovafiend]

ooooooooohhhhh you got some weight on ya' that 1 killed me lmao

[mrtbonetbc]

@MrLoadingscreen not really cuz im imaging tank dempsy

[1337ChainHeart]

WAGGLETOOOOOON

[Oroorel]

Strap That Dildo On?

[Halo1Light]

Grayson Hunt

The most fucking insane man Ive ever met

[gamefreak4441]

cant...stop ......LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!

[Nightmare78hAlo]

"Want to make out? In a totally hetero way?"

"Hah!"

"That was a nervous chuckle. Either your human side gets the joke, or your robot side likes the way I look in these pants."

"Perhaps a little of both."

[RandomShinigami7]

"What are ya doing fatty, eating the bullets!?"

[CowHoofOnAHotPlate]

too dark

[1337ChainHeart]

Waggleton P. Tallylicker WILL BE AVENGED

[blackwooz]

You scared dick of me! lol

[IFM2002]

GA-DOOM!

[sjh2586]

Opps 1:45

[sjh2586]

1:44 i couldn't stop laughing when he said that haha

[about50crakheds]

Pull up your skirt and strap that dildo on

[RrriiiCkkk]

I will kill your dicks! , speaking of dick killing parties...  It is crazy how stupid you are!

gotta love trishka!

[ryansmellsbad]

The Godzilla robot was one of the best part of the game and caused some of the greatest lines. Brilliant game.

[lextrux]

the girl is the one that plays Female Shepard in Mass Effect ^^, this game has an awesome voice cast

[TidaIWaveOfCustard]

IM GONNA KILL YOUR DICK!

[XboxAnnihilator]

My favorite voice actor

[bollybib678]

Grayson: "I touched your mum and she's still fine"

Rell: "That explains why the old gal got her limp!"

Trishka: "Maneaters love tight spaces"

Grayson: "I'm not even gonna touch that one"

[Rex0142king]

He also does the voice for wolverine in Marvel Ultimate Alliance.

[IQTESTER44]

u forgot the best 1 its

Gray: Ishi, u should have seen urself u looked like a damn goof.

Ishi: i got the door open.

Gray: yea? well u got the door open looking like a damn goof.

[HalfDemonInuyasha]

@IQTESTER44

This is only part 1. Others from after the Plant Boss are in Part 2.

[mangaka350]

I DO NOT SPEAK TRAIN!!! XD

[djramen]

I tried my second run of the game with mature dialogue turned off. It's almost just as funny hearing the shit they replaced the mature language with.

[XxD4RALxX]

"Grey i predict imminent detonation within the gravity core generators"

 "Then i predict imminent getting the fuck out of here" lol!!!

[AllanJMcKnight]

5:10 is by far the greatest line in the game :)

[NerdyKid1231]

What about general Sorrano saying you hamby bamby cocksucks

[HalfDemonInuyasha]

"That's it, Ishi. Dinner time."

"I'll need a moment."

"...."

"Damn, I don't have an access port!"

...god, even things not meant to be dirty or funny are XD

[BryonYoungblood]

@HalfDemonInuyasha You got a good point, HDI! XD But I think that's what makes the dialogue in Bulletstorm awesome! Even if it's the most over the top shit you'll hear in ANY video game!!

[CyclopticPoggy]

@HalfDemonInuyasha Im pretty sure it meant that :P

[LordVurtax]

God the whole Waggleton P. Tallylicker sequence was pure gold

[danin900]

man, ''I WILL YOUR DICK TOO'' was REALLY funny

[Dreadnought942]

oh god...dick killing parties

[Tounushi]

@MrLoadingscreen

I keep hearing Oghren...

[StezzerLolz]

*Cries at the death of Tallylicker*

[F4TB0Y69]

Steve Blum sounds so much like Tim Allen, To Infinity and Beyooond!

[blackpaw99]

Being quiet amidoignitright?

[Levaillol]

R.I.P Waggleton P. Tallylicker

[thuzan117]

@Levaillol *sniff* is it ok for me to cry at that?

[alias100]

Steve Blum and Jennifer Hale cussing like sailors had me laughing throughout the entire game.

[Grimmomega]

"Pull up your skirt, and strap that dildo on!"

[ovafiend]

i will kill your dicks!! WHAT?! DOES THAT EVEN MEAN! LMAOOOOO

[Ixtilion]

dude, you did a great work gathering all these quotes, epic dialogues were had in this game :D

[jhaller2]

@MrLoadingscreen Can't blame you considering it's the same voice actor. The two scenes between 1:04 and 1:23 is when it really sounds like Spike to me.

[xHazardFX]

@jhaller2 isnt it also the guy on zombies for call of duty?

[jhaller2]

@xHazardFX Yeah he did work for that game too.

[michiyoyoshiku]

@jhaller2

He's also Wolverine and Taskmaster in MVC3.

I met him a few years ago 

[TheLegitReaper]

@jhaller2 lmao Master Chief...

[enterprise0709]

@jhaller2 he also did Grunt In Mass Effect 2 and Captain Foley in the first Call of Duty.

His name is Steve Blum.

[zevit0123]

@enterprise0709

Dont forget he did Oghren in Dragon Age: Origins

[AlyxXGatesX6661]

@jhaller2 The guy's name is Steve Blum, just so you know lol

And you're thinking of Tank Dempsy. Just to clarify, not bein a dick or anything :D

[puncher85438]

@xHazardFX yes there his voiced by Steve Blum and he voice act for Dempsey the american character steve's in everything from anime to video games to kids tv shows kinda weird