I have CancerAids

[hisluckienstar614]

no he doesnt look like ashton. but he is acting like him here. he musta been watching one of his movies before he made this video. but good job rocci. and lets see how skinny you are? you never show your body.

[kikonyc68]

Americans in general feel uneasy around skinny people or people who don't drink at parties or at clubs or people who are introverted.

[Sunscab14]

WTF am I not subscribed to you?! I thought I was, My bad

[TheNomadblue]

LoL

[quin12975]

Lol!!!! you need your own show. I just clicked on you cause you are super cute then I got a plus smart and funny will subscribe now.

[countvladdracule]

you are fucking hot dude, and yeah you do look and sound like ashton kutcher

[rockgurl1218]

seriously, u look and sound like ashton kutcher

[ToFierce2handle]

@rockgurl1218 Wow just thinking the same ! haha

[smokaspliff420]

you look like u have a funny beard

[chocospa1]

The same here man.....its like ppl dont think you're supposed to care about your weight when you get older....I break dance so I am very physical and ppl tell me annoying shit like I need to gain weight.....Maybe I am just very active and have a fast metabolism.....

[rigrunner247]

wow you r whacked

[islandgurlvsocean]

my mom threw stuff too, but so did my dad. one time my cousin gave me a pet turtle and i put it in the same tank as my goldfish... it ate both my goldfish and my dad got so pissed he threw my turtle up on the roof. i was like 5 years old. kinda funny.

[TheTweek666]

you look and sound like that actor...from "that 70's show" ...kelso...

[ForgotMyRaincoat]

Brad Pitt hair Ashton Kuther voice Yikes

[TheYemanashi]

wait, AIDS! r u gay

[B0wN2h]

lol idiot

[NiceGuyLookin61]

YES!! haha my mom used to throw sh*t like that all the time too! But, that's back in the day

[08metalmama]

He looks like Ashton Kutcher (<spell check) to me a lil anyone else think so?

[complexedguy]

can seriously listen to you talk all day man lol

[85marcholm]

canceraids? i knew before i even viewed this, you would be funny. this is hilarious.

[WhatReallyMatterz]

Caidns

[anton26g]

Rocci definitely sounds similar to Ashton Kutcher, and in some parts like Topher Grace, but he doesn't really resemble Brad Pitt. Rocci is much more attractive and younger.

[sandman8472]

why does this guy remind me of Ashton Kutcher when I close my eyes and yeah when I open them I do kind of see Brad Pitt - LOL - but but really does he have cancer/Aids or was that part of the joke - not really getting that!

[Grphik]

dude you look like brad pitt!!! holy crap. you're hilarious!!!

[zaynzaynzayn]

yea, let's see your body. you have this great shitty sense of humor!

[MrLiletheg1]

wowzers ur funni to the fullest u got me up from 3 to 6 am and still dien nd tearin hahahaha

[HonkieBitch]

Yeah, it looks like you've got the AIDS, lol

[cora8707]

maybe it all ths weed u smokin that makes u thin lol...drugs have that effect....not that i would no or anything lol....shit.....lol

[armandopants]

weed makes you gain weight. its the munchies

[shaholidyvideos]

but it keeps u skinney too

[seaniece1]

Peace out motha fukas

that never gets old!!!

[MrJohve]

Ok dude this is really bugging me you always talk about your looks but we never see more than your head and your occasional angry hand gestures. stand up for a second or some shitya know?

[mikicamilleri]

put your finger on your nose

2. hold your breath for 5 seconds

3. say the name of your love

4. that person will ask you out on the next Friday

5. you will have the best day tomorrow

6.send this to 3 other videos

[cartonhead]

put your finger up your asshole

[RedTube1116]

stop fucking yelling ASSHOLE!

[9000landi]

put your finger on your nose

2. hold your breath for 5 seconds

3. say the name of your love

4. that person will ask you out on the next Friday

5. you will have the best day tomorrow

6.send this to 3 other videos

[blc451]

weirdo

[ThEHoLlANDduDe2]

so is your mom still okay?

[Royal11Eleven]

dude!!!! i get the sammmme comments daily... and im totally not gay just to let you know you look normal bro lol! glad you can make some funny video about this. Because it honestly gets kinda of annoying when somebody is always like man you look thinner. Like fuck i eat like a viking.

[Steveyweavey]

Your so hawt! And your energys awesome =)

[videoclipsx]

Hi!

Just search on Google the name:

STEFAN LANKA.

Thanks!

[brianrbsn93]

ASHTON KUTCHERRRRRR.....more like ashton kutcher's brother......

[oanochie]

You sound so much like ASHTON KUTCHER!!! You almost even look like him....seriously! not that it's a good thing, just saying....it's creepy!

[jasonamcculloch]

wow ur gr8, loved it. sending luv x

[jkaeit]

why do you keep rubbing your face??lol

[nellyjelly009]

his canceraids spread to his face (:

[canadiangirl7861]

lol agreeed

[streckle18]

i would love to be ur friend.. u just talk alot of anything lmao..

[tasweeney]

Epic fail at the end...lol.

[ReggiePink]

OMG I hate it when people tell me what I "should" do lol. Your videos are awesome and you are hilarious!

[SketchyBob]

you sound like ashton kutcher

[Lauziekinsxxx]

He does ayeee.

[oldbag699]

he looks a bit like it too

[UTuBeGuRL4u20]

ur random but i love uuuuuu Rocky!

[jbooks888]

seriously - you are a bit skinny - you need to put on a few kilos

[cagedrazor13]

i'm a bit drunk right now... but that's the only thihng unhealthy in my body.. other than that i eat veggie wraps and all kinds of crap like that

[papatoony]

I'm your friend 'til the end, Rocci.

[colorina1980]

I wish I was skinner. :-)

[secretblueangel]

My mum throws things at my dad in arguments!

[dmazanec]

Get over yourself

[latoyaeyes]

my mom does the same lol

[IRENEJACOBI2]

love ya!

[usernamemane]

thats lame sauce i was accused of doing meth when i lost weight...fuck em!

[powersc69]

that's kinda sad comment from your friend. you have a great body and should be proud of it because you eat right and exercise, good reply to them :) it's sad being large, overweight and obese is normal for a lot of society and that everyoneelse is skinny.

[krisandsam]

LOL. "wow, you've gained some weight, maybe you should loose a little?"

I actually laughed out loud, way to go hah

[masturch33frul3z]

I have a command for you: Don't do what anybody says

[imhockeygirl]

ah this was posted on my bday :D

id be really sad if u got cancer on my bday lol

[LegionofAuora]

Dude this guys a stoner :)

[stephk2008]

haha "hmmmm. now i look like a douche.."

love it

[sweetiy69]

Stop being so bloody hot!!

[cowgalannie]

Dude I LOve you! <3

[hxtrjeff]

hahahhaha.... Right on ROCC.... great video bro...

[bradleykelly]

You would be attractive (and slim) if you weren't so egotistical and squeaky. SHUT UP!

[coonish28]

Quit sniffing large amounts of coke with dried cum in it and maybe you wont be so skinny.

[Rd0125]

You look HOT!!! Dont know what they are talking about. Do a video that shows us your entire body!!!!

[clocksnmirrors]

oh they were just jealous

you look amazing

[daryps03]

lol..

[rachelizzie]

yeah I'm uber skinny and I eat right and all that...and I eat A LOT...and people always ask if I'm bulimic or anorexic or whatever. and my doctor always mentions eating disorders when I go there...people always tell me to gain weight or "you need to eat more!" and I'm like "Have you ever SEEN me eat? I can't gain weight, leave me alone."

[stuslegend]

pce out

[hybridgod2007]

Dude, neighbortrade is empty as hell.. It really is a great idea and I know that it is just developing; but there is nothing in TEXAS... And you look good, screw the old friend... "Peace out MUTHAFUCKA"!!!

[BlondeBratZ1]

i think u look HOT!! ;)

[marioshow1]

is it wrong that when i read the title i thought of cancer-aids like a kind of kool-aid

[jophillup]

ur mom sound like a bipolar bitch!

...

haha sorry just had to throw that out there

but seriously...(i know a lady like that)

and she is sooo mean..

she is like that alll the time though

[southernfratdude]

I think you look awesome dude!!! Great video....

[pma079]

so true. if i went up to some fattie and commented on their weight they would drop me like a sack a shiate... ppl shouldn't comment on other peoples weight... period

[Zinglogo]

I would be sad if you had cancer Aids =[

really enjoy your vids

[RocktheBlonde30]

hahaha! ur mom is so funny. these r the dangers you have to face coming into this house. i love it!

[acid9011]

you are funny as fuck if you didnt stutter as much you could make mad money doin stand up idf watch ya

[CinderFNRella]

Yeah, my mom threw shit, ALOT... worst thing she chucked was thanksgiving turkey, after it was cooked. Yeah she threw it at my step dad, he ducked, it hit the wall, and she said "I GUESS WE'RE HAVING MCCDONALDS FOR THANKSGIVING" then she stormed out lmao

[classyassbytch]

i know exactly wtf u mean, because everyone wants to fxckin tell me shit i already know. like omg ur so skinny!, shut ur fxckin mouth douche i definitely know im slim

[Chick6517]

it was a really awesome video it probably took you guys forever to get that. great man i loved watching it keep getting your stuff out there.

[hockayking12]

Lol my brother has a throwing problem...

[Risiskyalani]

My mum was the same. Then once we were all school age she like, totally chilled.

Infants + FashionableLondonWomen = NO.

[mrobertb]

You look perfectly healthy to me.

[dustinar]

"mm now i look like a douche--" lmao!

[surfinjuli]

Your mom sounds like a nut! She didn't care she cut open your friends leg? Whoa nelly...

Seems like some of your viewers have whacked moms, too! LOL

[mazda6711]

You are so funny rocci. Why arent you this fun in person?? ;)

[Zachisback88]

Your mom sounds like my mom -_- we are like brothers from other crazy ass mothers ha great vid PEACE

[lboogie08]

You REALLY are super cool! I wanna be just like you, guy! (except for maybe gainfully employed) ;)

[danijel223]

they're probably jelaous of how hot you are!

[Familyman1313]

Rocci you are awesome!

[arcoles4]

Yeah, so many people in America nowadays are overweight...those increasingly fewer number of people who are HWP...people think they are sick or something. Like, my nightmare would be like how it was in the movie WALL-E when all the humans were so fat they couldn't even get out of their chair. Makes me want to scream.

[torijchan]

Oh god, your mother sounds scary..

[thorr18BEM]

You're awesome just the way you are haha

[PrinceOfBabalon]

Rocci is the coolest guy in the world.

[OlsenAlex]

my mom threw a BIG phone on my head, just because i didnt know the time. LOL

[emotionsmusic]

You look like you have the perfect weight... :-) But I know what you're talking about...same situation here.

[Obsceneman24]

Rocky, I know exactly how you feel

[PZCherokee]

LOL You're welcome. And my mom throws things too when she gets mad. I thought I was alone in this world lol.

[LatinNLancaster]

I totally agreed with you bro, I don't understand why people have to be like that... I get the usual "man you've gained weigh" and I'm like dude have you looked yourself in the mirror lately? I hate it when they ask me that... who cares if you lose or gain weigh, just be happy and comfortable with who you are! and you look pretty good if you aske me!

[0NeedHelp]

Some see being to skinny as being stuck up , you sound like your underweight.. Again dude why don't you model? I saw one of your vids where you said, some chick said you couldn't model;never take one person word for it.. dude you have that model look... if I was you, i would not walk, but run with it.

[AskPhilipHenry]

I bet it was hard not touching your nose in this video!

[dkoch2]

amen bud, I agree with people telling you stuff you should do to yourself...my least favorite "you should get a haircut, you should shave" ugh...keep it up bud...5 *****

[lexusfann]

you look healthy bro...

[SunToTheDeep]

hope ur site hits big

[LadyOfChicago666]

Wow, were you surprised to see that a lot of moms are throwers?

I thought that was just my crazy mom.. lol!

We're not alone!

p.s: You're not too skinny, and you're not a douche lol <3

[atbfan101]

frack allthose pple, ur a damn hottie. they can suck a dead goats ding a ling. lol:) we will always love ya on here

[Sean117Ply]

throwing is the best way to release anger.......I throw shit when I'm pissed makes me feel a whole lot better......bit costly though

[mr724dbr]

haha my moms a yeller

[burabad]

lol! is ur mom italian? cause my mom did that. i think throwin shit at you is an italian mom thing.

[jadedbutterfly27]

Isn't it funny how we become everything we find even the least bit irritating about our parents...lol

[quezie23]

I don't think you're been mean enough

you are getting too many compliments.

You should start act like a complete douchebag in your next video mmk? Mmk.

[brucewestmk2]

you a funny guy

[clwtrdapoet]

Rocci Whats the deal with your remote? Your expressions are hilarious when it doesn't work, but we never get to hear what you say when you realize the freaking thing didn't work. Oh hey doode who's shirt are ya wearing? Peace bro and Be good to yourself man........Poet out!

[JeffnShane]

You look perfect, man! But watch for those flying pipes!

[lyoshakz]

you look perfect man!!

[QDH22]

You look like dude from PUNKED...Ashton Kutcvher

[honeybeeissa]

lol Do you ever throw your cats? JK LOL nice fuzz your growing on your head! LOL you look cute Roc <3

[persephone45678]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with your weight from the shoulders up, hehe. People are dumb, don't worry about what they say! They're just jealous of your gorgeousness! ;)

[Zmaster203]

hey rocci...where do u get your clothes at?? you have good taste in clothing dude. lemme know.

[fsustudent]

You're not too skinny for me!

And I seriously love the hair. You should keep it that way.

[alwaystextback]

I want to see your mom in a video now..haha

[ilovepanday]

now thats what im talkin...that shirt is f* hot than the pink "madonna britney having sex" vest...dont worry rocci if you have canceraids ill volunteer to take care of you lol...word of the day carceraids.....10stars again

[ferevrnevrbabe]

"mom you cut my best friend!"

lmfao

[Kat79Lex08]

That's the second time this week your remote fucked up on you. I hope it does it more often, it's fucking hilarious ;)

"Thats the dangers you have to face coming into this house." LOL You crack me up. Keep the videos coming :)

[mark99k]

I get the same crap about my weight (148 at 5'9") but it's always from people who are pudgier than average and never get much exercise. I think it's mainly jealousy disguised as concern.

A good barometer of weight health is your face -- an overly plump or gaunt face usually corresponds to unhealthy extremes in your body, but if your face looks fine (like yours), it ain't gonna matter if the rest of you is a bit lean.

Americans are now some of the fattest people on earth. Buck the trend.

[1xoxo1]

Yes, my Mother is a thrower also.

[lisa320]

omg. i hate it when people tell me i'm "soooo skinny"

they don't understand it gives you the same exact feeling

as if you're being told you're "sooo fat"

just because being skinny is "in"

doesn't give anyone a right to be bitchy to someone who is skinny.

[desertshore]

ha! sounds like someone was trying to project his shlubbishness onto 'ya? don't sweat it...

[kittyknivess]

OMG. I love Cancer Aids people. They are so funny. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Goldowolf]

Luv ya Rocci!

[farmer759]

lmao canceraids

[mechta]

lol your mom sounds fun :P i dunno bout the rest of you but that was the best ending lol

[dtoussaint80]

LOL! My Mom did the same thing...

[Charterways]

Nope - you still look cute - and do not need to worry about weight

[bell02]

I think Cancer Aids are people that work with you to help you get Cancer...

[ChasRTE]

You don't look like a douche bag at the end. It's endearing in a normal way !

[zymeran]

yeah my mother does that. to much for my own liking. lol

[LaughingLeaf]

FTW! So, if i understand your website correctly, it seems like a cool thing :D

[EmilyW13]

hahah, my mother doesn't throw shit, but she does hide things.

I was going to do my homework one time, and I found my bag in the garage. siiigh.

[neeatsa]

for reals you are so hot.. i posted ur watchmen video on my fb cuz i hated the movie and thought wat u said was hilarious.. and it angered so many of my friends but all my female friends were like omg hees soooo hot cuz u are sooooo hot. mmmm. this probably seems mega creepy but watever.

[MaUiNiXsToReGuY]

Dude my mom would throw shit too i woke up one morning to get some cereal and my cousin opened the refrigerator without washing his hands and she grabbed a knife and chucked it at him he ran and that shit almost caught his achellies heel that shit made me die OMG and one day my dad would just would not stop laughing idk if ur parents are crazy you grow up to be LOL

[scorpio209]

you need a cam4...

[Clemburke1111]

Rocky ,I have the same issue, and I am a firefighter people tell me I need to gain weight but if you tell them they need to lose weight then you have lite a fire.

[Steadno]

LOL

[0NeedHelp]

Am gald that you are now starting to talking about your mom... 5 stars man!! Don't you find it werid that your sign is Cancer?

[mber18]

rocci you are hot as hell...i probably should come up with different comments but i cant. you're just hot as hell

[anthonyyungkans]

dido

[3873236]

Sound exactly like my mom.

[kookiemonsterx3]

hahaha.

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

God damnit, after watching this video I contracted Canceraids. The internet spreads germs.

[JohnMichaelHumphreys]

lol, i walked in the house today and my mom was liek damn you look thin to day you feeling alright and now i watch this lol :P, 5 stars man

[YeaImANinja]

You know, Canceraids is an actual disease spread wide over the internet.

Seriously, like... (and I quote): "PeachesNcream14 (50 minutes ago)

" Now i look like a douche"

lmao!"

That is an example of Canceraids because it's similar to spam and old shit being written over and over again.

[alwayzbeyourboo]

haha.. i can relate. but sometimes you gotta laugh at it. the funniest thing my mom threw was salami. not the vases or the sharp things. meats!

[dabooams]

When something like that happen you say...."ahan ahan so what is going on with you?"

Well at least your friends are now warned.

[JitterBob]

Your mom and my mom would get along GREAT. They could just throw things at each other all day and never tire of it. My mom once threw knives at me (true story) and then her excuse was "I was only trying to scare him".....

Love the vid ending... Douchebag<3

[southernbel864]

rocci, you are too adorable lol

[themarkings]

lol "i'm turning into my mom" haha nice vid :) 5/5.

[ZachLaughs]

my sister says you're fucking hot

[AirplaneEatsSky23]

Is your sister your sexually frustrated teenage mind?

[TheCaveDwelller]

haha that dude is wack. he thinks u hav canceraids. lol wow good one bro.

[PeachesNcream14]

" Now i look like a douche"

lmao!

[Giorgeous]

DUDE! U really look amazing... don't even trip, I hope the dude that told you that, tripped oover his own fat ass! LMAO! Anyhow... keep on working out and doing what you do!.... You should go jogging or work out with the cam one of these days, give us a regimen of what you do to look the way you look ;)

[pixonu]

Haha, your mum sounds like a laugh :)

People tell me I put on weight all the time, but i've been the same weight for about 4 years now. b*stards.

[ChasRTE]

Bloody B*stards !

[wyget]

i think you should have told that guy like, "youve really gotten uglier since we last saw each other. like you are reeeeeeeally ugly now. its unbelievable how incredibly ugly you are. are you healthy cause it looks like their is growth on your face. o thats your skin hahah im sorry."

[iTubeMe]

God, you're funny :)

[CPo20111220]

your lips look purple!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

its the canceraids

RgB

[adidasfran]

cool, you found your clothes today!!!