Jews are Gods Chosen People bringing grace comfort and compassion to a world without it. President Obama is one of the great Jewish Leaders who does his best to fortify our banks, promote social welfare+ guard Americans from MuslimTerror. If not for Jews, you Gentiles would still be wearing deerskins, dancing around bonfires, and eating oats. Circumcision shields against all cancers, impotence, blood disease, and 100 ailments. We introduced Circumcision to assist you. Wakeup to Viagra!
Circumcision removes the most sensitive part of a man's penis. The five most sensitive areas of the penis are on the foreskin. The transitional region from the external to the internal foreskin is the most sensitive region of the fully intact penis, and more sensitive than the most sensitive region of the circumcised penis.
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Fine-Touch Pressure Thresholds In The Adult Penis
I'm still not sure why God made a foreskin in the first place if He didn't want men to have them. Doesn't God become imperfect in His acknowledgement of imperfection in His creations? Doesn't God Himself say that we can know the nature of a being by its creations the same way we know the nature of a tree by the fruit it bears?
If God Himself made humans so badly that only cutting parts of themselves off will make them any good, what does that say about God?
It's an orrible ritual mutilation ! It's a fake that it avoid some possible hillness. In Italy nobody does such a irrational thing (except, I guess, possible religion fanatics :P) and I never had news about some penis hillness connected with prepuce. Ho, and we shower and clean our body, don't you ?
I had issues with this when my son was born, i wend a head and authorized it to be done. As he became an adult he had issues with me over having it done. Just what if the foreskin is the seed of male intuition than I did him an horrible injustice! Was this really a covenant command from the God of love?
the Germans simply looked at the penis to identify all of the communist jews for deportation or the labor camps. Americans then soon began to circumcise all of their male infants after the jews fooled them with bogus magazine articles. The jews schemed to be surrounded by other mutilated males in case the Americans one day also attempted to overcome jewish criminology. Untold millions of defenseless infants in the USA would have been saved from penis mutilation had Hitler triumphed in full.
"im glad i had it done. ladies hate guys with hose dicks"
That is very subjective, and tbh incorrect. It's about as correct as a lady saying "yours is very big"... If they are any sort of decent people they would not want to insult you and thus you would hear many positive things about your genitals, which may or may not be true.
"don't mock the Bible." The bible doesn't need to be mocked, it's so full of fallacies and contradictions it practically mocks itself.
To gwpa44: So I should be happy that I just lost over 83% of my sexual pleasure nerves? Circumcision is an sexest attack mainly towards innocent helpless young and baby males without their consent!! That will not make men more holy!! It has already done the opposite to many men! Animals and women have foreskin too! God did not circumcise people's gennitals with his hands! People were circumcised by other people! Why would he destroy his creation? The foreskin has over 10 purposes!!
I hope that's not the reason why you did it! I would never cut of the end of my dick for anyone! I could care less what people think about it! Over 85% of the heterosexual women in the whole world will accept your dick for whatever you have down there! This video is so funny... LOL
just the tip of the foreskin. Throughout time, the Jews stared cutting even more parts off the penis, making the penis even more disfigured and more functionality of the penis disabled!! There is a very interesting history behind Genital Mutilation! I do not believe that god wanted this or told Abraham to do this!! Other people from Egypt started circumcision before Abraham was around!
Something I don't get is what kind of a loving God would actually tell his fav peeps to do something as sicko as this? The covenant with Noah was that rainbow. Isn't that nice and happy? Everyone likes rainbows. God has actually ordered the mutilation and suffering of many thousands of babies. You could also say God has stolen their foreskins from them. God stole!
Yes... mutilation. "To disfigure by damaging irreparably". Jews, and I hear muslims, are irreparably disfiguring their kids. The correct form of male anatomy is to have a foreskin, regardless of what the modern media (like porn) will show.
Could you please explain your use of the word "hock"?
Contains about 4,000 nerve endings, but they are pressure/pain-sensitive, not touch sensitive. These pressure/pain-sensitive nerves are called "Pacinian Corpuscles" and "Free Nerves"
Male Foreskin:
Contains about 20,000 nerve endings which are extremely touch sensitive (like the female clitoris). These touch-sensitive nerves are called "Meissner's Corpuscles"
its ok to ridicule God but you cant say "boot lipped coon from apefreaka"
iorixs 2 months ago
so the point is that God is ridiculous but the black man's pecker is awesome. i take refuge in Allah from satan the accursed
iorixs 2 months ago
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Circumcision removes the most sensitive part of a man's penis. The five most sensitive areas of the penis are on the foreskin. The transitional region from the external to the internal foreskin is the most sensitive region of the fully intact penis, and more sensitive than the most sensitive region of the circumcised penis.
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Fine-Touch Pressure Thresholds In The Adult Penis
British Journal of Urology International,
2007, Vol. 99, No. 4, 864-869
Sorrells et al.
wdmm94 6 months ago
I'm still not sure why God made a foreskin in the first place if He didn't want men to have them. Doesn't God become imperfect in His acknowledgement of imperfection in His creations? Doesn't God Himself say that we can know the nature of a being by its creations the same way we know the nature of a tree by the fruit it bears?
If God Himself made humans so badly that only cutting parts of themselves off will make them any good, what does that say about God?
zEropoint68 9 months ago
It says (again) that god(s) is/are mythical bullshit... :o)
kastnmagic 9 months ago
It's an orrible ritual mutilation ! It's a fake that it avoid some possible hillness. In Italy nobody does such a irrational thing (except, I guess, possible religion fanatics :P) and I never had news about some penis hillness connected with prepuce. Ho, and we shower and clean our body, don't you ?
dracodraco9 1 year ago
I had issues with this when my son was born, i wend a head and authorized it to be done. As he became an adult he had issues with me over having it done. Just what if the foreskin is the seed of male intuition than I did him an horrible injustice! Was this really a covenant command from the God of love?
dhmetaman 1 year ago
the Germans simply looked at the penis to identify all of the communist jews for deportation or the labor camps. Americans then soon began to circumcise all of their male infants after the jews fooled them with bogus magazine articles. The jews schemed to be surrounded by other mutilated males in case the Americans one day also attempted to overcome jewish criminology. Untold millions of defenseless infants in the USA would have been saved from penis mutilation had Hitler triumphed in full.
MaxSpaTemp103 1 year ago 2
I suppose if we are made in God's image then God is uncircumcised!
uncleboring 1 year ago
funny video lol. and ted from scrubs :P
luv4drums1 1 year ago
man i laughed hard as hell when i saw that
mrtruthfinder1975 1 year ago
"im glad i had it done. ladies hate guys with hose dicks"
That is very subjective, and tbh incorrect. It's about as correct as a lady saying "yours is very big"... If they are any sort of decent people they would not want to insult you and thus you would hear many positive things about your genitals, which may or may not be true.
"don't mock the Bible." The bible doesn't need to be mocked, it's so full of fallacies and contradictions it practically mocks itself.
Moirera 1 year ago 12
@w3crazy24
No... we mustn't mock the bible...
The bible is the word of god!! We know this because... er... the bible says so.
NuclearInternet 1 year ago 3
This video is hilarious. I'm glad all of that is part of the Old Covenant, tho.
carltonbauheimer 2 years ago
rofl this is funny
vkyle52 2 years ago
the bible is the word of God. Don't mock it live it. you will be happier
gwpa44 2 years ago
To gwpa44: So I should be happy that I just lost over 83% of my sexual pleasure nerves? Circumcision is an sexest attack mainly towards innocent helpless young and baby males without their consent!! That will not make men more holy!! It has already done the opposite to many men! Animals and women have foreskin too! God did not circumcise people's gennitals with his hands! People were circumcised by other people! Why would he destroy his creation? The foreskin has over 10 purposes!!
seaco2000 2 years ago
im glad i had it done. ladies hate guys with hose dicks
gwpa44 2 years ago
@gwpa44
I hope that's not the reason why you did it! I would never cut of the end of my dick for anyone! I could care less what people think about it! Over 85% of the heterosexual women in the whole world will accept your dick for whatever you have down there! This video is so funny... LOL
seaco2000 2 years ago
In The Real Old Testament, they removed
just the tip of the foreskin. Throughout time, the Jews stared cutting even more parts off the penis, making the penis even more disfigured and more functionality of the penis disabled!! There is a very interesting history behind Genital Mutilation! I do not believe that god wanted this or told Abraham to do this!! Other people from Egypt started circumcision before Abraham was around!
seaco2000 2 years ago
@gwpa44 ... the bible is pure mythology. nothing distinguishes it from the mythology of the Greek, Romans, Babylonians, or any other.
Kaileo1 2 years ago
abraham looks and sounds like the ted from scrubs!
drealgrin 2 years ago
Something I don't get is what kind of a loving God would actually tell his fav peeps to do something as sicko as this? The covenant with Noah was that rainbow. Isn't that nice and happy? Everyone likes rainbows. God has actually ordered the mutilation and suffering of many thousands of babies. You could also say God has stolen their foreskins from them. God stole!
luno44 3 years ago
God could not have stolen something that HE made... its a covenant a promise that god made with man and himself...its something special.
mzkitty08 2 years ago
He made it, but he gave it to us. And he sure chose a horrible way to take it back.
luno44 2 years ago
really...mutatlation?
i remember growing up with the whole this is torture hock and still say it's hock.
some super relgion nuts make us look bad.
suicidekyd 2 years ago
Yes... mutilation. "To disfigure by damaging irreparably". Jews, and I hear muslims, are irreparably disfiguring their kids. The correct form of male anatomy is to have a foreskin, regardless of what the modern media (like porn) will show.
Could you please explain your use of the word "hock"?
luno44 2 years ago
Bullshit, hock, horseshit, ballocks.
mu·ti·late (mytl-t)
tr.v. mu·ti·lat·ed, mu·ti·lat·ing, mu·ti·lates
To deprive of a limb or an essential part; cripple.
for health reasons your word falls short of false and who gives a crap about mediated pornography.
again overly hyped up relgious people are still giving good ones a bad name.
suicidekyd 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
MayaKLan 3 years ago
ahahahhaaahhahahaha
1cebergslim 3 years ago
Wasn't he suppose to kiss it afterwards?
WyattKaldenberg 3 years ago
A very funny and enjoyable video.
5/5
maurieer 3 years ago
Male Glans (head): 4,000 nerve endings
Female Clitoris: 8,000 nerve endings
Male Foreskin: 20,000 nerve endings
The Male Glans:
Contains about 4,000 nerve endings, but they are pressure/pain-sensitive, not touch sensitive. These pressure/pain-sensitive nerves are called "Pacinian Corpuscles" and "Free Nerves"
Male Foreskin:
Contains about 20,000 nerve endings which are extremely touch sensitive (like the female clitoris). These touch-sensitive nerves are called "Meissner's Corpuscles"
freedom0f5peech 3 years ago 12
I like it! There has been a void on YouTube ever since God Inc. and Mr Deity disappeared.
Fletch6 3 years ago